"“Oh God!Inches she gasped, the woman’s body essentially quivering for instance jello under the push of his / her thrusts"

[DirtyMartini]

Checking through my spam queue. I normally just delete without more than a glance, but there's this one looooong spam comment today that has kind of mesmerised me with its randomness.

Further excerpts for your edification:

"A lens clicks on and i also can see some women who take turns bringing my own meals"

?Let me personally see how a lot more cum remains in your minimal pee pee.?

?Nah, just a Friday. I?m trying to find a rough draft done for a person with no fortitude.? ?Ok? may sound like fun. You could can bonk me from it when we return home.? ?You learn me, Cher. Now i?m all about the exciting.?

[MmeLindor.]

Ohhh, how very odd.

Was it a conversation?

[TrillianAstra]

Is this a blog on the MN network?

Because everyone on MN knows that you don't have sex up the pee-pee. Women have 3 holes. IT's been discussed a number of times.

[MmeLindor.]

Ah, but it is a minimal pee pee.

Obviously that is different to a normal pee pee.

[DirtyMartini]

Not a conversation, exactly. Just a big chunk of text all jammed together with no continuity from one "sentence" to the next.

I was imagining the 'minimal pee pee' as male, actually. A bloke I my friend slept with many years ago had a pee pee so minimal it was hardly there at all.

[MmeLindor.]

Aha. A minimal pee pee = male

I was thinking the maximal pee pee (vagina) and minimal pee pee (uretha)