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Bloody f**king nora. Just weighed myself and I want to die.

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I can't even bring myself to type in my weight because I am so ashamed sad

I need to lose 3.5 stone before the end of May (going on holiday with a thin friend) I am doing My Fitness Pal (calorie counting) and I am going to do 1200 calories a day. It's brutal I know but then so was the reading on my scales this morning.

Effing Nora sad

MaureenShit Thu 10-Jan-13 20:12:54

Or The Flabbage Diet.

'Quiche of chiefs' ?

GetOrf Thu 10-Jan-13 20:14:13

Oh I don't know. Low danger perhaps. But not low cal.

Better than egg and chips, anyway.

I have never eaten a sardine in my life.

That sounds LUSH, how can it only be 300 calories?! Thank you PoohBear thanks

juneybean Thu 10-Jan-13 20:15:37

Asda tinned mackerel is about 250 in sunflower oil, slightly lower in tomato.

Big Chief Sitting Blobs

RandallPinkFloyd Thu 10-Jan-13 20:17:57

I don't think I'm losing any weight but I'm certainly learning a lot!

It's no bloody wonder I'm such a lard arse. I mean I've got a basic idea of what's good and bad but I was all wrong about quantities.

Eg, I know cereal bars are shit, not filling, too much sugar, empty calories etc etc. but today I've had 1 cereal bar for breakfast, 1 two finger kit kat and an apple with lunch and I'm 9g over on sugar!

I am over on sugar by a fair bit, 32g in fact. I've not eaten anything "bad" either. Pffffft. Most of it came from a yoghurt and a tin of frigging soup ffs.

sassytheFIRST Thu 10-Jan-13 20:21:03

Evening chubbers.

I've had (a) smaller dds bday today so tea out (steak with a very few chips) and (b) squits each morning for the last few days. Perplexing - no reason that I know of.

No such thing as tmi on this thread...

Oh, and if I were to weigh my tits I'd be able tk subtract a good half stone I reckon. Vast, they are.

My tits are a separate entity.

RandallPinkFloyd Thu 10-Jan-13 20:23:09

Sneaky secret-sugar bearing fuckers!

My main problem is that I love carbs, and cheese, and cheesy carbs sad

sassytheFIRST Thu 10-Jan-13 20:23:33

Over on sugar here too. And vitamin c (hand up and neck snake thing).

Watching Waterloo road and thinking it is scarily like my real job - yeah right. NOT eating, NOT drinking wine.

GetOrf Thu 10-Jan-13 20:23:54

Kaiser Fat Chiefs

I am sitting in the gym looking at the cow opposite me drinking wine whilst I faff around delaying going to get changed.

sassytheFIRST Thu 10-Jan-13 20:24:41

Bet they are smaller than mind bups. Mine have their own solar system with moons, asteroids etc. 30j they are hmm

GetOrf Thu 10-Jan-13 20:26:20

I can't stand Waterloo Road.

Oh god getorf go to changing room and get exercising.

Did anyone see the updaate on mfp earlier 'x burnt 200 cals by exercising, including some mild stretching' made me laugh

Pinot Thu 10-Jan-13 20:26:51

Bups! New thread? Chief!

Lizzylou Thu 10-Jan-13 20:27:31

That aubergine recipe sounds fab, is it low fat mozarella Pooh? Or is that Mozzarella? Mozarrella?

I would love sardine al limone but alas Waitrose hasn't reached Lancashire, wonder if Booths do it. Is it own brand Maureen?

I can easily see that some of my old recipes were humungous amounts of calories, I would grate cheddar cheese onto curry if I could. Have been known too actually

BupcakesAndCunting Thu 10-Jan-13 20:30:07

34ff here Sassy, so bigger round the back, smaller in the nork. I am Miss Trunchbull. Will do a new thread now.

Pinot Thu 10-Jan-13 20:30:38

...and eat some cheddar whilst it's cooking blush

BupcakesAndCunting Thu 10-Jan-13 20:32:22
MaureenShit Thu 10-Jan-13 22:04:20

I'm under by loads. Had toast at 9.45 instead of tea as I'd lost the will to live.

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 10-Jan-13 22:35:23

Hello

We've moved this to Big/Slim/Whatever now.

shine0ncrazydiamond Thu 10-Jan-13 23:14:38

Do I get the last post?

shine0ncrazydiamond Thu 10-Jan-13 23:14:59

Ah no.

spamm Thu 10-Jan-13 23:39:11

Maybe me grin

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