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DS was busy cooking in his kitchen this morning. He then pipes up "look what I made for you mummy... Some cop*porn*"

i asked my three year old to put her shoes in the box (while i ran around doing ten other things) and she said "mummy, i am sick and tired of you telling me what to do all the time"

Ds (age 5): "Mummy, my tummy really hurts.... oops, oh no it doesn't, I want to go to school today!"

When dd1 farted dd2 (3.2) said "I think dd1 needs clean knickers"

I was playing I Spy with DS (3.7) earlier. He spies something beginning with D. After going through everything I could see beginning with D and not getting it right, he points to the floor and says 'dirt!'

I think I'll be getting the Hoover out this afternoon. Or getting him to do it, the cheeky sod...

Lol housework DS (2.9) told me I was very bossy last week when I was telling him to tidy up his toys.

DeWe did DS stay in school today? (smile)

to clean knickers mole

Ana get that Hoover out

I was reading to dd (2.10) and she touched me on the hand and said, 'good reading mummy'. Yesterday she told me she was very cross with me because I wanted to wash her hair. It is such a cute age!

My ds1 (4.4) leaned over conspiratorily in the library today and said 'Mummy I KNOW you have a baby in your tummy'.

I don't

Dd aged 21 months said thank you - tat u and love you - uv u so sweet

I bashed my arm on the car door when helping DS 2.8 into his car seat this afternoon. My wincing and clutching of My arm was greeted with "I cuddle you mummy, you hurt". I love him a little bit more every day.

My 21 month old picked up my phone this morning and tried to call his grandma. He then said "nana, toast and banana please".

I guess we're all his servants! At least he said please!

My 3.2 yo just took the sheet upstairs that Granny had cut down for her bed from an old double sheet with a tear in it, put it away and said to Granny just as she was leaving: "Thank you for my lovely lovely sheet!" and "You'd better put your hood up Granny, it's raining!".

Hmmm Molly maybe he knows more than you do

A few from DS today (three on Sunday!!):

- Well done Mummy, you have done good tidying.

- Mummy... You are my best friend and best person in wide whole world.

- Mummy, I'll sit on your knee on the bus. You not sit on mine, because you will squash me!

- Mmm thank you, this is the most yummy dinner ever. spaghetti hoops

- I don't like pears Mummy. But I'll try one. <before he'd even takem the first bite> Pears are amazing, they are my favorite fruit!

3yo dd, presenting dh her finger: Look daddy, a bogey. :-)

My neary 3 year old DD saw me glazing her veggie sausage rolls with milk ready to go into the oven and then later on whilst eating them she very thoughtfully said "mummy why were you painting my sausage rolls?"

my ds (4) asked me "how many years before i turn into a cat"? i cant believe he stood there wide eyed waiting for an answer.

my dd 2.4 was sitting with me watching a spot of tv today and when i asked her for a cuddle she told me "shh not no go compare is on" - nice to know where i rank in her life!

Brought 18mo DD home after working late. DH changed her into a popper vest for bed while I washed up. I put on Classic FM and turned around to see DD doing interpretive dance. It was 11pm and she was lifting her legs, waving her arms and wriggling her bum - no sign of tiredness at all. We just stood and laughed at her but she was SO serious.

DS standing at window watching people walk by yelling "I can see you!" He's 20 months old.

DS (4) thinking the s and p on the salt and pepper shakers in the shop stood for cinnamon and pepper...

My 3yo, sticking his fingers in, making little holes all ovef his pancake and saying "I'm making a pike-u-porn mummy!".

DD on scooter chasing pigeons in the park trying to talk to them in their language...cawww cawww

DD (19mo) went to bed at 6pm, settled down and I gazed into her eyes as she said 'mummy night night', blew me a kiss and turned over to go to sleep.

She is so heart achingly beautiful.

On the way to childminders today:

Me: what shall we get your childminder (insert name) for Christmas?

DS: Mmm, a bike?

Me: I was thinking wine & chocolates.

DS: no, mummy, a bike.

Me: ok......

21mo DD:

"Humpy Dumpty sat a wall, Humpty Dumpty gate fall, horsies and doggies and piggies THE END!"

My 2 year old DS like to dance with his Grandma and he was sat in his highchair after his dinner the other day and said "I want to bop to Status Quo!"