Amusing mispronunciations...

[Picante]

Oh I know it's been done before but I wanted to share these ones from ds (3)...

I like boobies (blueberries).

Can we go and collect some fellas? (feathers).

Please share your own .

[fairimum]

DD calls blueberries boobies too!!

[BrigitBigKnickers]

"Lap dancing" (tap dancing)

[insertwittynicknameHERE]

DD1 calls ice pops 'hot pots' Always make me smile though.

[KnickersandVests]

DD calls trick or treating, trickle treating.

[chuffinell]

thomas the tankshion from my DD

[meep]

umbellabella for umbrella

[sliceoflife]

Bubble shouts (brussls sprouts)
bed raggled (bedraggled)

[wineismyfriend]

DS1 used to say Breakfucks for breakfast

[Bensmum76]

Hilarious, wine is my friend!!

[KembleTwins]

I always want to laugh when my 3 yo gets a book, climbs up and announces "I want to come on your lap". I know, I have a filthy mind.

[suiledonn]

My dd (3.4) calls flying saucers cup and saucers and she calls a midnight feast a goodnight beast.

[merryberry]

Caterpeters turn into butterflies.
And when big help is wanted, 'Mummy, can you do me a flavour please?'

[Seeline]

DD used to call tumble tots 'gymlastics'
When now play a property based board game known as 'Mr Nobbly'

[SalopianGirl]

My DD used to say 'cumbubumber' instead of cucumber,
asked for a 'chocolate cat' when she meant kitkat
& now (she's 7) gets confused with coleslaw calling it 'salad claw'.

[twirlymum]

hostible - hospital

[JetLi]

spanky is scampi

[Plonker]

Dd3 (2.2) asked me fasten her kangaroos yesterday (dungarees )

[KirstyJC]

My nearly 6yo still says chimberley for chimney. Makes me chuckle every time!

He also says george carriageway instead of dual carriageway?!?

[cluckyagain]

Helicopters were 'hairycocks'.....dh and I would search the sky for them on walks!

[HeadFairy]

My cousin used to refer to Farmer Christmas when he was little, and I always called a record player a record Claire. Fizzy became sivvy. So far ds has irritatingly clear diction

[apostropheisback]

DS1: mummy, do all cars have divorce pipes?

[hormonesnomore]

My DD used to say 'red liquorice' instead of ridiculous.

[angelene]

Highsical Musical - too cute to correct
Pisgetti bolognese

My favourite ever though was Ketchup Boys for the Pet Shop Boys!

[McDreamy]

It's not my children as much as my dad - he's great at this!

Offered me a cup of coffee at the weekend - shall I make it in the cafeteria (cafetiere)

Ieka (Eye ee ka) - Ikea

Old timers - Alzheimers

Cheesus - Jesus

Arthur Ritis - Arthritis

The children have

The space room - spare room
DD once asked, after finding out her grandad's name was Ray, if it was like "Ray in a manger"