Amusing mispronunciations...

(340 Posts)
Picante Fri 25-Sep-09 11:02:04

Oh I know it's been done before but I wanted to share these ones from ds (3)...

I like boobies (blueberries).

Can we go and collect some fellas? (feathers).

Please share your own smile.

fairimum Fri 25-Sep-09 12:46:29

DD calls blueberries boobies too!!

BrigitBigKnickers Fri 25-Sep-09 12:50:19

"Lap dancing" (tap dancing) blush

insertwittynicknameHERE Fri 25-Sep-09 12:54:55

DD1 calls ice pops 'hot pots' hmm Always make me smile though.

KnickersandVests Fri 25-Sep-09 13:02:23

DD calls trick or treating, trickle treating.

chuffinell Fri 25-Sep-09 13:47:15

thomas the tankshion from my DD

meep Fri 25-Sep-09 13:59:50

umbellabella for umbrella

sliceoflife Fri 25-Sep-09 14:04:19

Bubble shouts (brussls sprouts)
bed raggled (bedraggled)

wineismyfriend Fri 25-Sep-09 14:05:04

DS1 used to say Breakfucks for breakfast shock

Bensmum76 Fri 25-Sep-09 14:42:27

Hilarious, wine is my friend!!

KembleTwins Fri 25-Sep-09 14:47:07

I always want to laugh when my 3 yo gets a book, climbs up and announces "I want to come on your lap". I know, I have a filthy mind.

suiledonn Fri 25-Sep-09 14:53:56

My dd (3.4) calls flying saucers cup and saucers and she calls a midnight feast a goodnight beast.

merryberry Fri 25-Sep-09 15:54:00

Caterpeters turn into butterflies.
And when big help is wanted, 'Mummy, can you do me a flavour please?'

Seeline Fri 25-Sep-09 15:58:08

DD used to call tumble tots 'gymlastics'
When now play a property based board game known as 'Mr Nobbly' grin

SalopianGirl Fri 25-Sep-09 16:04:58

My DD used to say 'cumbubumber' instead of cucumber,
asked for a 'chocolate cat' when she meant kitkat
& now (she's 7) gets confused with coleslaw calling it 'salad claw'.

twirlymum Fri 25-Sep-09 16:18:51

hostible - hospital

JetLi Fri 25-Sep-09 19:27:29

spanky is scampi

RubysReturn Fri 25-Sep-09 19:29:02

pomatos

Plonker Fri 25-Sep-09 19:31:33

Dd3 (2.2) asked me fasten her kangaroos yesterday (dungarees grin)

KirstyJC Fri 25-Sep-09 19:34:06

My nearly 6yo still says chimberley for chimney. Makes me chuckle every time!

He also says george carriageway instead of dual carriageway?!?

cluckyagain Fri 25-Sep-09 19:34:31

Helicopters were 'hairycocks'.....dh and I would search the sky for them on walks!

HeadFairy Fri 25-Sep-09 19:37:40

My cousin used to refer to Farmer Christmas when he was little, and I always called a record player a record Claire. Fizzy became sivvy. So far ds has irritatingly clear diction

apostropheisback Fri 25-Sep-09 20:22:47

DS1: mummy, do all cars have divorce pipes?

hormonesnomore Fri 25-Sep-09 21:05:12

My DD used to say 'red liquorice' instead of ridiculous.

angelene Fri 25-Sep-09 21:07:53

Highsical Musical - too cute to correct
Pisgetti bolognese

My favourite ever though was Ketchup Boys for the Pet Shop Boys!

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