For sale....9 yr old girl

[hennipenni]

Driving me mad and it's not even the holidays! She just has to push every single boundary, argue every single point, she's selfish, obnoxious and a pain in the butt. I really despair as to what to do with her.

She is however house trained, can empty bins, tidy up after herself(in theory anyway), bright, very intelligent and far to articulate for a girl of her age. Any takers?

[DangerousBeans]

Would you consider a swap for a boy?

[yogimum]

my brother and sister both have girls and said I should be thankful I'd had a boy
both their girls are 13 going on 18!

[hennipenni]

YES, YES, YES! as a mother of three girls- two are as hormonal as hell and the third can be a pain as well, I would gladly swap for a boy! How old?!!

[hennipenni]

DS I would give her away. I think.

[DangerousBeans]

11 or 9 - take your pick!

[hennipenni]

DB, I say the 11 yr old, unfortunmatly DH doesn't agree and wants the 9 yr old. So, how about a compromise? both your boys for her? I think I get the better deal

[hennipenni]

Kerry, I am only willing to do a swap. She quite petite so would cost much to post either!

[DangerousBeans]

[onlyjoking9329]

ok i will swop i have twin girls 13, don't all rush at once

[hennipenni]

OI, only jocking, I've still got a 12 yr old and a 6 yr old to get rid of yet. Do you think we could get rid of all four together?

[onlyjoking9329]

i have DS who is 10 too, i could do them as a package, please agree before you view my profile

[hennipenni]

Ok only joking, I'll have your DS and also dangerousbeans DS's. 3 boys are sure to be easier work than 3 girls aren't they?

DB have you found that courier yet?

[southeastastra]

you can have my 5 year old, i'm keeping the 13 year old one, he only needs chocolate and is dead easy to keep

[onlyjoking9329]

just off to parcel him up.
TIP, stock up on sleep whilst you can, he only needs 4 hours

[SleeplessInTheStaceym11House]

anyone fancy a girl 2.8yo????

pleeeeaaasssseeee!!

might swap for a 7-11 yo boy if house trained!

[HermionesPatronus]

i will gladly give my dd away for free!!

GOD does she think she is IT grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

mine is 12 though henni so sadly you have a way to go yet!!

[hennipenni]

Whoa whoa, four hours sleep. I'll let DH deal with him then.

[hennipenni]

Hermionespatronus, I've already got a twelve yr oldgirl I do not need another one!

[hennipenni]

Sea, a lad after my own heart

[southeastastra]

he also needs to be fed crisps at midnight, that's all really

[onlyjoking9329]

what you really need are twin girls