Last friday I wasn't feeling up to the school run (I do it on the bike), so I asked another mum to pick up DS1 for me, and DH came to get him after work.
While DS1 was visiting, he:
- pooed himself, because he was so transfixed by Nintendo (I think?) that he 'forgot' to go to the loo
- ate so quickly, and so much, that he scared them (I did warn her that he'd eat what was put in front of him!)
- decided that he wanted to stay in touch with his host, and that the best way to do that is to get married, so they're going to marry. They know that boys can marry each other, although it's a bit 'unusual'
Apparently they enjoyed having him, anyway, despite the poo.