What has your LO done or said today that has made you smile or Lol?

(27 Posts)

DS was busy cooking in his kitchen this morning. He then pipes up "look what I made for you mummy... Some cop*porn*" grin

Houseworkprocrastinator Fri 09-Nov-12 11:07:08

i asked my three year old to put her shoes in the box (while i ran around doing ten other things) and she said "mummy, i am sick and tired of you telling me what to do all the time"

DeWe Fri 09-Nov-12 11:09:03

Ds (age 5): "Mummy, my tummy really hurts.... oops, oh no it doesn't, I want to go to school today!" grin

moleskin Fri 09-Nov-12 13:34:12

When dd1 farted dd2 (3.2) said "I think dd1 needs clean knickers"

I was playing I Spy with DS (3.7) earlier. He spies something beginning with D. After going through everything I could see beginning with D and not getting it right, he points to the floor and says 'dirt!'

I think I'll be getting the Hoover out this afternoon. Or getting him to do it, the cheeky sod...

Lol housework DS (2.9) told me I was very bossy last week when I was telling him to tidy up his toys.

DeWe did DS stay in school today? (smile)

grin to clean knickers mole

Ana get that Hoover out wink

mrsXsweet Fri 09-Nov-12 21:29:10

I was reading to dd (2.10) and she touched me on the hand and said, 'good reading mummy'. Yesterday she told me she was very cross with me because I wanted to wash her hair. It is such a cute age!

Mollydoggerson Fri 09-Nov-12 21:32:10

My ds1 (4.4) leaned over conspiratorily in the library today and said 'Mummy I KNOW you have a baby in your tummy'.

I don't hmm

ledkr Fri 09-Nov-12 21:33:07

Dd aged 21 months said thank you - tat u and love you - uv u so sweet

Tigresswoods Fri 09-Nov-12 21:34:18

I bashed my arm on the car door when helping DS 2.8 into his car seat this afternoon. My wincing and clutching of My arm was greeted with "I cuddle you mummy, you hurt". I love him a little bit more every day.

TheMysteryCat Fri 09-Nov-12 21:34:45

My 21 month old picked up my phone this morning and tried to call his grandma. He then said "nana, toast and banana please".

I guess we're all his servants! At least he said please!

duchesse Fri 09-Nov-12 21:46:55

My 3.2 yo just took the sheet upstairs that Granny had cut down for her bed from an old double sheet with a tear in it, put it away and said to Granny just as she was leaving: "Thank you for my lovely lovely sheet!" and "You'd better put your hood up Granny, it's raining!".

Hmmm Molly maybe he knows more than you do hmm

SirBoobAlot Fri 09-Nov-12 21:55:21

A few from DS today (three on Sunday!!):

- Well done Mummy, you have done good tidying.

- Mummy... You are my best friend and best person in wide whole world.

- Mummy, I'll sit on your knee on the bus. You not sit on mine, because you will squash me!

- Mmm thank you, this is the most yummy dinner ever. spaghetti hoops

- I don't like pears Mummy. But I'll try one. <before he'd even takem the first bite> Pears are amazing, they are my favorite fruit!

MikeOxardForHalloween Fri 09-Nov-12 22:05:34

3yo dd, presenting dh her finger: Look daddy, a bogey. :-)

lolalotta Fri 09-Nov-12 22:24:01

My neary 3 year old DD saw me glazing her veggie sausage rolls with milk ready to go into the oven and then later on whilst eating them she very thoughtfully said "mummy why were you painting my sausage rolls?" grin

addictedtolatte Fri 09-Nov-12 22:30:51

my ds (4) asked me "how many years before i turn into a cat"? i cant believe he stood there wide eyed waiting for an answer.

JoJoH1 Fri 09-Nov-12 22:39:02

my dd 2.4 was sitting with me watching a spot of tv today and when i asked her for a cuddle she told me "shh not no go compare is on" - nice to know where i rank in her life!

MoelFammau Sat 10-Nov-12 00:16:08

Brought 18mo DD home after working late. DH changed her into a popper vest for bed while I washed up. I put on Classic FM and turned around to see DD doing interpretive dance. It was 11pm and she was lifting her legs, waving her arms and wriggling her bum - no sign of tiredness at all. We just stood and laughed at her but she was SO serious.

boredbuthappy Sun 11-Nov-12 04:46:29

DS standing at window watching people walk by yelling "I can see you!" He's 20 months old.

eviekingston Sun 11-Nov-12 19:47:55

DS (4) thinking the s and p on the salt and pepper shakers in the shop stood for cinnamon and pepper...

HanSolo Sun 11-Nov-12 19:56:48

My 3yo, sticking his fingers in, making little holes all ovef his pancake and saying "I'm making a pike-u-porn mummy!". grin

DD on scooter chasing pigeons in the park trying to talk to them in their language...cawww cawww

queenofthepirates Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:26

DD (19mo) went to bed at 6pm, settled down and I gazed into her eyes as she said 'mummy night night', blew me a kiss and turned over to go to sleep.

She is so heart achingly beautiful.

Tigresswoods Tue 13-Nov-12 16:49:26

On the way to childminders today:

Me: what shall we get your childminder (insert name) for Christmas?

DS: Mmm, a bike?

Me: I was thinking wine & chocolates.

DS: no, mummy, a bike.

Me: ok......

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