If your child was a World Champion in something, what would it be?

[ghosty]

I think this is in the right category for this thread ... it is to do with behaviour and development ...

DS has mastered the fine art of the "Underarm Fart" ... He got the film 'Robots' for Christmas and then has spent the last 2 weeks fine tuning his fart noise skills.

I am sure if there was a World Championship for Underarm Fart Noises my incredibly gifted son would be in the running for the gold medal.

Sigh ... I am so proud

[Pfer]

fantastic!!

My DS1 would be grandmaster emotional manipulator (based on his relatively new skills of playing mum off against dad) and DS2 would be world champion vandaliser (based on every waking hour!!).

[Hulababy]

Talking, constantly, all the time, day and night, awake or asleep, forever..............and it is only 8:40am!

[Enid]

giggling uncontrollably

[jalopy]

My first baby would routinely go for ages without pooing. He got to ten days once. By this stage I was too scared to go out! I opted to stay in and was so glad I made that decision. He finally exploded in the lower regions with such gusto, his poo reached the nape of his neck and beyond!

[faeriemum]

my ds would be a world champion at bottom lip curling.....it goes so low u want to cry yourself

[Frizbetheexpansionset]

Trumping.....

[7777777]

crying

[biglips]

mine would have to be the world noisiest tonsil basher as she is ssooooo noisy that i get a headache!

[CountessDracula]

Singing "I like to move it move it" non stop for hours

(all the way from London to Winchester NON STOP last week}

[zephyrcat]

At the moment DD would be The World Champion Strop Queen!!

DS would be World Champion Looney having spent the last 10 minutes walking backwards around the front room with a basket on his head saying "Oops oops oops oops"!! Nutter!!

[suzywong]

my ds1 will challenge your dd1 for that postion trefisus, with a specialism in doing so while an adult is attempting to put his sandals on

[zephyrcat]

lol I've got one of those as well - bounces while you are putting shoes on resulting in several headbutts to the face!!

[suzywong]

right then that's a team, let 's make some money out of the little blighters

[Flamesparrow]

Oooh, mine has many talents, but her greatest at the moment is how long it can take for very pregnant mummy to be able to catch her and force her into a car seat - her specialist skills include running to the other side of the car, and then as I go round to try and grab her (not capable of leaning over anymore), shutting and locking the door I have just left

She really is surprisingly talented for 2 1/2!!!

[RTKangaMummy]

procrastinating

Gold medal ceremony here we come

I could enter the veteran class too for procrastination

[Poshpaws]

Role-playing games. From the minute he opens his eyes in the morning to when we finally get him to stay in bed at night!

[edam]

Making a BIG mess. Or trying to boss us around: "Sit here, mummy". Or holding the record for the most uses of the word 'why' either repeatedly without using any other words, or measured over the course of a day.

[Elibean]

Today (because I have a d&v bug) dd is world-champion at saying 'Maaaaamaaaaaan! Come!'
Usually, role-playing. Perhaps, Poshpaws, we could set them up for a role-date

[marthamoo]

Ds1: bickering with his little brother.
Ds2: bickering with his big brother.

[Flamesparrow]

Oooh, I also have a champion jigsaw spreader... she can find any puzzle we own (even if I've hidden em), and empty them all over the floor in a matter of seconds.

When asked to put them away, we get "Mummy do it"

[Blu]

Rattling off Tolkienesque narratives non-stop for hours and hours and hours, complete with sound effects and dance routines.

[hornbag]

ghosty -our DD would instantly fall for your DS charms, she desperately wants to be able to do "underarm farts" but can't master it. She would be so impressed

[mrsflowerpot]

encyclopaedic superhero knowledge. I am soooo sick of batman etc (I blame dh who is geeky fanboy extraordinaire).