Delia Fucking Smith Bastard Christmas Cake!!

(38 Posts)
BlueGuinefort Tue 09-Oct-12 19:10:19

Aaaargh! It said don't even look until 4 hours. I took it out after 2 and a half bloody arsing hours and the bastard thing is burnt to a crisp.

Is she utterly mad? Four hours!?!!!

DH is currently carving off the burnt bits and insisting that all will be well...

vamosbebe Thu 11-Oct-12 09:17:41

Ooh, thank you *LoveMyBoots smile

Off to buy the ingredients today, very excited. I bake with two friends and we spend the afternoon together chopping fruit, nipping the brandy and talking bollocks!

WitchOfEndor Sat 13-Oct-12 14:28:39

I'm planning on doing the Delia cake again this year, it was a bit burnt using her timings last year so I'm going to put it in on a lower temperature and take it out earlier.

I do have a question for those who do her cake but don't use her almond paste and icing recipes because I can't be arsed this year how much marzipan and fondant do I need to buy to cover the cake and do a few little decorations ( think trees or snowmen)?

joanofarchitrave Sat 13-Oct-12 20:39:25

A vote again for Mary Berry's recipe. It doesn't have to be as hard as Delia makes it.

LoveMyBoots Sun 14-Oct-12 09:54:07

vamosbebe Hope the cake went well!

aliciaflorrick Sun 14-Oct-12 09:57:37

I make her cake every year, it always takes much longer than 4 hours in my oven it never burns. In fact I'm going to be making it today.

Catsmamma Sun 14-Oct-12 10:01:36

Don't know if she'll do it again, but that Mary Berry Christmas Cake Kit was amazeballs last year......tesco reduced them to pennies afterwards and I bought a couple, gave one to my ma as a joke present, cos she makes fabulous cakes.

I was going to do the other one, but she stole it from me as the first one had gotten such rave reviews from all her chums!

bruffin Sun 14-Oct-12 10:11:57

Ive used the Delia recipe lots of times and never had a problem. I also got a few cheap packets of the Mary Berry kit and it was lovely. But someone on here posted last year they had managed to burn it at least twice, when i had to cook it at least an hour longer than it said on the packet.

ArtyFartyQueen Mon 22-Oct-12 11:36:55

I attempted to make the Delia Christmas Cake yesterday and it burnt on the bottom! Tempted to try the Nigella one tomorrow now!

uggmum Mon 22-Oct-12 11:38:53

I did this one last year. I took it out after 2 hrs and it was done. It would have been cremated after 4 hrs.

Cut off the burnt bits and feed it brandy every day. That should help

dotty2 Mon 22-Oct-12 11:44:39

In defence of Delia, when I made it a few years ago, it took a lot longer than 4 hours. In fact, we forgot about it, went to bed, woke up in a panic at 2am, dashed downstairs expecting clouds of smoke and it was fine. Actually a little over moist in the middle, it turned out. I think the thing is that ovens are very unreliable at low temps, and some are obviously hotter than supposed to be, mine much lower. I don't have an oven thermometer but keep thinking about getting one for this very reason.

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Mon 22-Oct-12 11:47:09

I've been making this cake for about 15 years, in lots of ovens, luckily has never burnt.

I do use loads of alcohol and soak fruit for a couple of weeks. I make 7 every Christmas.

It now takes 10 hours in the bottom oven of the AGA! shock

Pollymagoo Mon 22-Oct-12 12:39:13

Oh you did make me laugh !! Sorry ! I use the all in one easiest Christmas cake recipe in the world. It really is easy and works. If you google you will find it. I think it was from woman and home.

mosaica Mon 29-Oct-12 19:45:08

I've made Delia's cake several years and every year it was burnt and dry. I always blamed it non my lack of baking experience and never crossed my mind that the recipe might be wrong, as isn't Delia a cooking god?

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