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here - I rediscovered this link this morning and have been snorting to myself for a while so naturally, I thought of you lot

lol, i like the jackie-o/sinead comment!

I snorted at that too

I love it, far more realistic then here tbh. It can be a bit of a love in on the name threads where everyone gets twisted up trying to say the name is a pile of poo without upsetting the op. Better to tell it like it is

...I volunteer you to start that trend in the style of that piece linked in the OP, Eyeballs...

I've seen this site before, hilarious!
I especially love this comment:

"the younger one is kryslyn (like chrislynn)"

Death to all vowels! The Ministry of Truth says vowels are plus undoublethink. Vowels are a Eurasian plot! Big Brother, leading us proles to victory!

No thanks!

<<coward>>

this thread from yesterday v similar

I posted but didn't see how the rest of the thread went. Dearie me...

It's what I wish I could say.

I like the idea of a 'bisexual name', though.

Oh, and Camden Trevor is my favourite. Sounds like a second rate petty thief in the Kray Twins' circle.

PMSL Mrs Mattie

Read that before, good isn't it?
Heres one of my favourites...

"
Hunter Maverick Maarten. My little boy was named after his Daddy. My husbands middle name is Martin, we just chose to spell it differently. ... I wouldn't trade my kids for nothing. God Bless You!

Alright - does it count as naming-someone-after-someone-else if the names aren't spelled the same? Not even vaguely the same? Answer: I does if you're an illiterate hillbilly! No, I wouldn't trade them for nothing. I'd trade them for a new muffler or some possom traps! "

When in England I heard the name Lou a lot.
You weren't listen hard enough then. PMSL.

My absolute fave is this:

"Prayers. Before I found out I was going to have a boy, I only had girls names chosen. If I do have a girl in the future I am naming her Aria Ocean or Aria Leilani. I love original names! :-)

Behold, the latest fad in greeting people: stating a random noun. As in, "Fishsticks. My name's Aria Ocean and I'm a new-age CD compilation featuring 40 hits by your favorite artists. Like Enya..."

Arf

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