My absolute fave is this:

"Prayers. Before I found out I was going to have a boy, I only had girls names chosen. If I do have a girl in the future I am naming her Aria Ocean or Aria Leilani. I love original names! :-)

Behold, the latest fad in greeting people: stating a random noun. As in, "Fishsticks. My name's Aria Ocean and I'm a new-age CD compilation featuring 40 hits by your favorite artists. Like Enya..."

Arf

arf

arf

When in England I heard the name Lou a lot.
You weren't listen hard enough then. PMSL.

Read that before, good isn't it?
Heres one of my favourites...

"
Hunter Maverick Maarten. My little boy was named after his Daddy. My husbands middle name is Martin, we just chose to spell it differently. ... I wouldn't trade my kids for nothing. God Bless You!

Alright - does it count as naming-someone-after-someone-else if the names aren't spelled the same? Not even vaguely the same? Answer: I does if you're an illiterate hillbilly! No, I wouldn't trade them for nothing. I'd trade them for a new muffler or some possom traps! "

PMSL Mrs Mattie

It's what I wish I could say.

I like the idea of a 'bisexual name', though.

Oh, and Camden Trevor is my favourite. Sounds like a second rate petty thief in the Kray Twins' circle.

I posted but didn't see how the rest of the thread went. Dearie me...

this thread from yesterday v similar

No thanks!

<<coward>>

I've seen this site before, hilarious!
I especially love this comment:

"the younger one is kryslyn (like chrislynn)"

Death to all vowels! The Ministry of Truth says vowels are plus undoublethink. Vowels are a Eurasian plot! Big Brother, leading us proles to victory!

...I volunteer you to start that trend in the style of that piece linked in the OP, Eyeballs...