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LiffeySaysNollaigShona Sun 21-Dec-08 21:20:34

The Harlow thread got me thinking. It's not the idea of using a town as a name that I don't like, it's that it's the same two towns used. Harlow and Camden!

I'm going to start with Kinvara, a place in Galway. I think that'd make a nice name.

Anybody else?

pluckyyuletideducky Sun 21-Dec-08 21:31:44

Lincoln for a boy, maybe? Wouldn't use it personally as I live in Lincoln but I think it's an ok name.

compo Sun 21-Dec-08 21:32:45

Thong

I know someone called Lincoln, he lived 10 miles away from Lincoln.

How about Mavis Enderby?

southeastastra Sun 21-Dec-08 21:33:55

no unless you like ridge as name

prettybutterfly Sun 21-Dec-08 21:34:42

Stockport. Catchy, eh?!

Or maybe Manchester (Mani for short).

nancy75 Sun 21-Dec-08 21:35:21

not farfrom me are pratts bottom and badgers mount, i dont mind if you want to use one of these, they are not quite top of my list if i have another baby!

tiredemma Sun 21-Dec-08 21:36:06

Royston Vasey

Nice double barrelled name

janeite Sun 21-Dec-08 21:37:54

Well, inspired by placenames near us, I have named my children: Chelmsley, Tipton and Nechells. Tasteful, non?

Lastyearsmodel Sun 21-Dec-08 21:38:01

My uncle used to tell a story about he and a friend being drunk on a train while serving in the RAF. The guard wanted to take down their names so they gave the names of place near where they lived. One was Aston Clinton and the other was Weston Turville.

Spotting new ones has turned into a hobby of mine for long journeys. I like Thornton Curtis, and Mavis Enderby is inspired.

tiredemma Sun 21-Dec-08 21:39:06

Janeite- those where my choices after Kingstanding, bromford and westbrom

Lastyearsmodel Sun 21-Dec-08 21:39:16

Isn't Charley Boorman's daughter called Kinvara?

cece Sun 21-Dec-08 21:39:27

I know of a girl called Kendal and another one called Dresden.

janeite Sun 21-Dec-08 21:40:09

Westbrom - gorgeous; now, why didn't I think of that?

I used to have pet rats called Tipton and Dudley!

MissusHoHoHo Sun 21-Dec-08 21:42:32

we have Newton Regis & Clifton Campville....

LiffeySaysNollaigShona Sun 21-Dec-08 21:42:50

That motorcycle guy? REally, I didn't know that.

9 points to him for not calling her Harlow!

I am going to put another one out there; Arklow, and for a boy, Wicklow. That's important. Wouldn't work the other way round.

I like Finchley for a boy, and Muswell for a girl. Oh I feel nostaglic now.

LiffeySaysNollaigShona Sun 21-Dec-08 21:43:47

I'm not Gwen Stefani btw, looking for inspiration for #3

BarcodeTheRedNosedZebra Sun 21-Dec-08 21:44:00

Bonnyrig? Bathgate? Drem? Haddington?

You know, reading through this thread, I'm not sure you're going to get much help here...

LiffeySaysNollaigShona Sun 21-Dec-08 21:44:54

I couldn't belieeeeve she didn't call kingston's brother Richmond. It seemed the obvious sibling name to me.

MissusHoHoHo Sun 21-Dec-08 21:45:03

villages not DCs, that is...!

Or Boothyby Graffoe - after the comedian and the village.

muggglewump Sun 21-Dec-08 21:46:10

You may want to avoid the name of the village I grew up in. It's called Pity Me.....grin

How about Camden?

LiffeySaysNollaigShona Sun 21-Dec-08 21:48:11

Graffoe is interesting and not awful!

BarcodeTheRedNosedZebra Sun 21-Dec-08 21:49:09

There's a town in Perthshire called Dull...

AuraofDora Sun 21-Dec-08 21:49:18

Barcode, are you near Livingston, I presume?

Fankerton - has quite a ring about it actually
Innish Boffin - would have to succeed at school then..or just have large forehead grin

LiffeySaysNollaigShona Sun 21-Dec-08 21:49:40

A town called Pity Me? Really! You don't live there any more!

Wylye is a village near her and I always thought it would make a good if different name

BarcodeTheRedNosedZebra Sun 21-Dec-08 21:50:37

I'm in Embra, Dora.

Pilton would be a good name or maybe Wester Hailes...

MrsBadger Sun 21-Dec-08 21:50:44

I live near Leonard Stanley...

maretta Sun 21-Dec-08 21:51:15

Ordsall
Dumplington

slayerette Sun 21-Dec-08 21:51:46

Wyre Piddle grin

LiffeySaysNollaigShona Sun 21-Dec-08 21:53:39

Leonard Stanley sounds very distinguished! He sounds like a nobel prize winner. It's a place name?

NCRedBreastedBirdy Sun 21-Dec-08 21:56:23

Not near me but my favourite place name - Clench Warton (one word usually but seperated for name purposes) grin

Boysboysboys Sun 21-Dec-08 22:01:30

I used to know a girl called Dallas

AuraofDora Sun 21-Dec-08 22:02:04

barcode, that's barry..smile

Leith..
Bilston Glen (poss country singer)
Fintry

MrsBadger Sun 21-Dec-08 22:03:42

yep

in Glocs

next to King's Stanley

BarcodeTheRedNosedZebra Sun 21-Dec-08 22:04:08

Viewforth. Sounds positively Dickensian. Or how about Trinity?

MrsBadger Sun 21-Dec-08 22:06:12

Salome

Lewknor

PortlySackSantaInAdvent Sun 21-Dec-08 22:07:35

Ruyton XI Towns grin

minouminou Sun 21-Dec-08 22:20:18

village near home village called diggle
always raises a laugh a la dirk diggler!

piscesmoon Sun 21-Dec-08 22:23:45

Someone started a thread on here wanting to call their DD Camberley-I hope they didn't!

VisionsOfSugarPlums Sun 21-Dec-08 22:26:04

<<<<<decides neither Ratoath nor Curragha would make good names for a newborn>>>

twoboots Sun 21-Dec-08 22:28:52

how about Glen Livet, Glen Morrangie or Glen Fiddich.

PeachyBidsYouNadoligLlawen Sun 21-Dec-08 22:30:22

th old name for here is Isca- thought that would make a decent, if poncetastic, name

BikeRunSki Mon 22-Dec-08 10:11:59

Hope
Clayton
Holme?
Moss!
Taylor
Emley (although would lead to a life time of confusion with Emily)
Shelley
Marsden
Bretton
Calder

Compo by your nn and name sugguestion, i suspect you live quite near me.

FIMBOingaroundtheChristmasTree Mon 22-Dec-08 10:23:45

My pil live in Wormit. Fine name for a chap don't you think?

AuraofDora Mon 22-Dec-08 10:33:40

Ruyton XI towns, i'll raise you a
Knockin' Heath!

Harpley is a little village near me, i think it would make a lovely name

chandellina Mon 22-Dec-08 10:44:30

Brixton
Bromley
Kenning (from Kennington)

not
Canada Water
Elephant & Castle
Waterloo
Catford Bus Garage

lea1980 Mon 22-Dec-08 21:45:09

i used to know a chap called Boston....poor guy!!!

Lulubee Mon 22-Dec-08 21:54:46

Cockermouth :D

Although there's a village nearby called Tallentire, which would be a great name for a boy.

cupcakesinthesnow Mon 22-Dec-08 21:56:14

Tollerpocorum grin

mediocrebronze Mon 22-Dec-08 22:00:16

4callingbirds

how about Ering or Anmer then

GrimmaTheNome Mon 22-Dec-08 22:01:46

Any takers for Grimsargh?

tigermeow Mon 22-Dec-08 22:08:14

Westward Ho!
Has that great British gung ho-ness about it!

LadyLauraStandish Mon 22-Dec-08 22:19:52

PMSL at Catford Bus Garage.

toadstool Mon 22-Dec-08 22:42:32

Nempnet Thrubwell grin

Temple Cloud

Bradley Stoke and Stoke Bishop (twins?)

SparklyBaubleFeast Mon 22-Dec-08 22:43:37

lewes - oh that already is a name!

dicker

hooe

sep1712 Mon 22-Dec-08 22:52:07

Warwick?

Dottoressa Mon 22-Dec-08 22:53:29

Minskip?

Pannal?

blithedance Mon 22-Dec-08 22:54:53

Clifton Campville- you're my near neighbour!

Leicestershire has done it the other way round. Villages around here are called Kirby, Moira, Heather, not to mention Le(cei)ster, and Charley.

KerryMum Mon 22-Dec-08 22:55:56

Dingle

grin

geordieminx Mon 22-Dec-08 22:58:50

Ecclefechan?

ScottishMummy Mon 22-Dec-08 23:03:46

pratts bottom

pania Mon 22-Dec-08 23:27:03

Apparently someone recently changed the signpost that says "To Mavis Enderby and Old Bolingbroke" by adding the words "the gift of a son".

Dragonbrandybutter Mon 22-Dec-08 23:29:32

Crapstone
Budleigh Salterton would make a fine double barrelled name.

<<waves at geordieminx and runs away because people from ecclefechan are hard>>

Crimboprocta Mon 22-Dec-08 23:40:38

I think Digbeth or Olton sound quite distinguished for a boy.

I don't think Moseley would go down too well!

Tyseley sounds quite kevvy.

Sheldon is already in use anyway.

Simplysally Mon 22-Dec-08 23:52:09

Years ago I went through Royston and thought it made a nice name (I fancied a boy named Roy at the time). I wouldn't give that to a child now though grin.

This names would be good if your surname was Wallop(s): Upper, Middle and Nether (Hampshire).

LadyOfWaffle Mon 22-Dec-08 23:57:59

Slough? wink

Nothing nice sounding around here... Windsor for a boy?

themoon66 Tue 23-Dec-08 00:01:41

The signpost just outside Brandy Wharf has been messed with to read Randy Dwarf grin

themoon66 Tue 23-Dec-08 00:02:31

How about Legsby for a girl.
Willingham for a boy.

CustyDaughterofMediocrity Tue 23-Dec-08 00:02:52

ansty

islandofsodor Tue 23-Dec-08 00:12:57

I live near to a place called Rudyard. Kipling's parents named him after the place apparently.

wrinklytum Tue 23-Dec-08 00:16:55

I have a Wetwang near me

I used to live near Wetwang WT,when I was a child.

<memories of shivering blue-skinned on Filey beach>

TrinityRhino Tue 23-Dec-08 00:20:51

there is a village near to my parents house (where I grew up) called Bethany

I love that name

hmmm thinking here

Peckham (hammy for short)
Brixton (ton for short)
Camberwell (Cam for short)
Elephant and Castle (Elle or Cas for short so for a girl)
Kennington (kenny for short)

Niecie Tue 23-Dec-08 00:30:09

My favourite place name near here is Farleigh Wallop but I am not sure that makes a good name (for a boy obviously - can't see it as a girl's name at all)

I knew a Warwick and an Essex - not sure about calling a child after a whole county though.

But my favourite poncetastic girl's name has to be Giverny - Monet's garden. I would have seriously considered it, had I had a girl but DH just laughed!

sorry for my rather funny immature posting i am in a silly happy mood

vlc Tue 23-Dec-08 01:17:00

Cholmondeley

pronounced "Chumley"

lovely.

Simplysally Tue 23-Dec-08 10:30:20

Carlton Colville grin.

lunamoon2 Tue 23-Dec-08 10:39:33

Royston Vaysey is Chubby Brown's real name.

How about after a street "Slut Well Lane"?

x

herbietea Tue 23-Dec-08 10:43:43

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fatzak Tue 23-Dec-08 10:50:42

Bikerunski - I think by your suggestions that you live very near me! Have you name changed and I know you wink

HSMM Tue 23-Dec-08 11:13:29

Ben Nevis? or Bonnie and Clyde for twins?

christMAScomesbutonceayear Tue 23-Dec-08 11:14:23

Blounce

BikeRunSki Tue 23-Dec-08 20:17:04

Compo I name changed about 6 months ago. I used to be my initials, using my maiden name. DO you know me in real life?

six mile bottom

BikeRunSki Tue 23-Dec-08 20:23:13

My middle name is a place in Jamaica where my dad used to live. Liquanae, I think I might be unique.

I used to live in Hope - geographically and metaphorically.

fatzak Tue 23-Dec-08 21:02:53

Think it was me who asked if I knew you Bikerunski grin It was the Shelley/Emley/Bretton suggestons that made me think you were in my very close neck of the woods wink Not that we have ever met in real life just wondered if you were a MN I chatted to with a new name!!

BikeRunSki Wed 24-Dec-08 09:18:43

Oh Yesm FatZak, I remember you. And yes. You are very close to me - but I don;t think your village name would make a good baby name!

fatzak Wed 24-Dec-08 09:34:48

No you're right there (the F village I gather you mean!!)
Neither would Middlestown whose original name was Shitstown grin Nor Penistone I guess especially when pronounced Penis-tone as many people do!

Amani Wed 24-Dec-08 09:37:50

Uttoxetor grin

Amani Wed 24-Dec-08 09:38:12

You're not trying to do a Posh and Becks are you?

Nicocacola Fri 26-Dec-08 00:02:47

One of my top boys names is a city, I love it (as a name and the place) but the only problem is I went to the University of "city" so it might be a bit too weird...

RustyBear Fri 26-Dec-08 00:08:45

Hartley Wintney
Yateley
Camberley
and maybe Hurst

Dragonbrandybutter Fri 26-Dec-08 00:11:42

rustybear! thanks for your message on the new look mumsnet. couldn't log in to reply for some reason.
anyway, hi!

RustyBear Fri 26-Dec-08 00:15:43

Think you will have to log in with the name you were using at the time they 'borrowed' the test pages from (sometime in September iirc)
But it's only a test anyway, they may pull them any time.

<<Tries to remember what the message was - I posted a lot of crap random stuff on those pages...>>

Dragonbrandybutter Fri 26-Dec-08 00:17:10

don't worry, you just said hello.

RustyBear Fri 26-Dec-08 00:19:44

Oh yes, just found it - it was your pathetic attempt at a flounce thread, wasn't it?
grin

Hi have met a couple of Kinvaras.

Pontybodkin
Mold
Muchalls
Torphichen (torfichen -where the ch is pronounced as in loch)
Dechmont
Moodiesburn

Dragonbrandybutter Fri 26-Dec-08 00:22:07

i don't remember. but i'm still here!
was it the GO ON MAKE ME FLOUNCE, or the IS IT BEST TO GO COLD TURKEY one?
both threads destined for mumsnet classics i'm sure.

RustyBear Fri 26-Dec-08 00:24:44

The cold turkey one, where you were going to stay away till the end of the month (from the 11th) and managed 4 days.

Mind you, I call it pathetic, but I'd be pushed to go 4 hours....

Dragonbrandybutter Fri 26-Dec-08 00:27:57

you're right it was fairly pathetic.
i did manage a whole week recently though, but only because our computer died. RIP.

am going to attempt to sleep again.
wish me luck.

RustyBear Fri 26-Dec-08 00:29:17

Good luck smile - I must go to bed too.

Gingerbear Fri 26-Dec-08 00:38:38

Melton Ross

Gingerbear Fri 26-Dec-08 00:44:28

Barnby Dunn

Gingerbear Fri 26-Dec-08 00:45:22

Thornton Curtis

BikeRunSki Fri 26-Dec-08 10:14:04

Fatzak, I didn't know that about Middlestown!

pantomimEDAMe Fri 26-Dec-08 10:18:25

Markyate near where I live now. Denby and Dale for where I grew up.

pantomimEDAMe Fri 26-Dec-08 10:19:13

Am tempted to cast my net a bit wider - my Dad lives in a part of Worcestershire where they seem to specialise in daft place names. Anyone fancy calling their PFB Lickey End? Or Timberhonger?

FiveGoMadInDorset Fri 26-Dec-08 10:20:26

Shitterton

spinspinsugar Fri 26-Dec-08 10:25:38

We used one for ds, Chilton (although we are now in Oz, faaaaaaaaaar awaaaaaaaaaaay from The Chilterns grin). It's just a bit more 'exotic' than the related names Clifton and Clinton. His friends call him Chilt which sounds very cool rolled off the local tongue .

spinspinsugar Fri 26-Dec-08 10:25:59

rofl @ Shitterton

pantomimEDAMe Fri 26-Dec-08 10:28:52

If rude names are allowed, I vote for Penistone. Or Wombwell.

ceeceeanne Fri 26-Dec-08 18:09:24

my partner likes Northumberland for a boy

anonandlikeit Fri 26-Dec-08 22:01:44

Saxmundham
Friston
Kelsale
Snape

I once worked with a lady called Bristol!

Chaotica Fri 26-Dec-08 22:09:32

Mears Ashby is quite a distinguished gent

or Earls Barton

Chaotica Fri 26-Dec-08 22:10:28

Or more full names
Burgess Park
or
Brent Cross

NorktasticNinja Fri 26-Dec-08 22:13:05

Mavis Enderby
Ashby Puerorum

stillenacht Fri 26-Dec-08 22:13:56

lol compo - its near(ish) to me too!

BikeRunSki Fri 26-Dec-08 22:21:00

Jesmond and Jarrow for twins born in Tyneside!

fishpersontwo Fri 26-Dec-08 22:29:51

Leighton Buzzard

Can't believe no one has mentioned

Ramsbottom.

BabyTalk13 Mon 29-Dec-08 23:18:59

It wont let me onto page 6! sad

Walton? Hersham? Molesey? Sunbury? Addlestone? Hythe? Rose Hill?

BabyTalk13 Mon 29-Dec-08 23:19:44

Oh Ok I was the start of page 6 thats why!!!!!!! duh

MrsSeanBean Wed 31-Dec-08 10:47:06

Manningford Bruce

Vronsky Wed 31-Dec-08 13:54:26

Village near us called Amberley. Lovely for a girl.

Goober Wed 31-Dec-08 14:01:47

Woodbridge.

jeanjeannie Wed 31-Dec-08 14:15:22

Wycombe, Henley or Marlow - all sound like plausible pony-set names to me.

walkingprimrose Wed 31-Dec-08 15:21:50

Barlow
Baslow
Rowsley
Darley
Endsor
Eyam (actually, avoid like the plague ha ha)
Riber
Farley
Walton
Winster
Heath
Calver

The only village names that could possibly pass for names round my way.

ILoveBrucie Wed 31-Dec-08 19:28:13

Charlton Marshall sounds good smile

Not sure about Clapgate though hmm

Horton or Holt aren't too bad, could imagine someone shouting those names in Tesco or at the park

CrackopentheBaileys Wed 31-Dec-08 19:43:23

staines wink

CrackopentheBaileys Wed 31-Dec-08 19:44:13

Primrose I know someone who has just named their ds Farley..... wondered where they ad dreamed that up from!

pinkmagic1 Wed 31-Dec-08 19:52:48

Village near my dads called Mavis Enderby!

Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa Wed 31-Dec-08 20:01:19

Thornton le Beans

Very distinguished!

Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa Wed 31-Dec-08 20:03:44

Oh, and Sexhow.....

Not so distinguished, but I have another - Hutton Rudby (I like), sounds a little Edwardian Novel.

BoffinMum Wed 31-Dec-08 20:04:30

Possibly avoid the villages of Six Mile Bottom and Ugely. Although I have always entertained ambitions of being Chair of the Six Mile Bottom WI, or Ugely WI. My great aunt by marriage was Chair of the Loos WI, which is even better.

SwedesInADirtyMacAndSunglasses Wed 31-Dec-08 20:07:03

Illketshall (pronounced ilkershawl)
Linstead
Huntingfield

festivedollyx Thu 01-Jan-09 17:17:50

Argyll
Carrick
Clachan
Blairmore
???????????//

seringoutthosebellstonight Thu 01-Jan-09 19:51:28

Might work if you are in Italy; Florence, Venice, Verona, Vittoria, Milan, Roma?

but up here we have got Lower Peover, Shakerley Mere, Runcorn and Ellesmere Port.

The only usable name I can think of local to us is Chester, but it's a bit medallion man.

SAEJ Thu 01-Jan-09 19:58:22

We have a family name of D'amery and Perdu - both places in France where my Grans family are from.

anonandlikeit and goober you must be near me!! grin

Milliways Thu 01-Jan-09 20:13:58

Pusey?

Bray
Brightwell
Bisham

Donnington
Clewer

Shurlock Row!
Sutton Courtenay!

earlyriser Thu 01-Jan-09 20:26:43

Uras? Or slightly less likely to end in tears in the playground, Benholm.

Umlellala Thu 01-Jan-09 20:29:53

Dalston?

Could be a Prince Charming type, no?

Goober Fri 02-Jan-09 19:50:56

Lottiejenkins
Where are you?

Laxfield..............

Goober Fri 02-Jan-09 19:56:10

Is that near Halesworth/ Blythborough??

between stradbroke and halesworth.

yama Fri 02-Jan-09 20:10:10

It always gladdens my heart when I drive past the signpost to 'Findo Gask'.

(On the road to Perth)

Goober Fri 02-Jan-09 20:12:45

You are very close then LJ, I am in Wickham Market.

samsonara Fri 02-Jan-09 20:16:40

Claverton, ( Claverton Downs, near Bath), Clifton ( Bristol),Bexley ( Bexley Heath, South London) for boys maybe?

fryalot Fri 02-Jan-09 20:18:06

I live near Wetwang

which may make a nice name for someone hmm

wink

There's a Pink Green not far from me..

Our village is called Kinver

misscathcart Fri 02-Jan-09 20:20:49

Thornaby

samsonara Fri 02-Jan-09 20:25:14

If you live near Bromley, Pratt, after Pratts Bottom.

I know WM Goober........my late father had work connections in Easton!!

TwoIfBySea Fri 02-Jan-09 20:38:53

Findo Gask.

We used to drive past the road sign for it when visiting my auntie and I always wanted to live there just so I could tell people where I was from.

yama Fri 02-Jan-09 21:01:11

TwoIf - I've never been there but I believe Findo and Gask are actually two places close together. Still gladdens my heart to see the sign.

TwoIfBySea Sun 04-Jan-09 20:46:05

Are they? Well Findo on its own I suppose, but then that is a bit too near Findus in pronounciation!

ohdearwhatamess Sun 04-Jan-09 20:48:48

My village makes a lovely girls' name (alt. spelling).

Lots of bottoms round here too.

missymoo2411 Sun 04-Jan-09 21:11:45

there is a place we pass on way to york called askem richard and askem bryan mmmmmmm.places near me that would make great names barnsley,rothwell,morley,tingley,pretty boring really to some on here ..

Damhsa Mon 05-Jan-09 22:11:15

Devon
Kent
Mallard
Marlow
Erigall
Clifden
Mead
Oran
Earl
Aspen

MenaMilou Mon 05-Jan-09 23:48:33

We live fairly near a place called Titsey

Linnet Tue 06-Jan-09 00:08:04

I've driven through Findo Gask.

Lets see villages near me Stanley obviously already a name, Meigle, Muthill pronounced Mew-th-ill, Waterloo, Redgorton, Caputh pronounced cay-pu-th.

Zacksmummy Tue 06-Jan-09 13:46:44

How about "Brodie" (it's in Moray in the Highlands of Scotland)and it's a small village next to a castle of the same name....

mickeymistletoe Tue 06-Jan-09 16:53:27

laughing at prospect of calling my next baby Cockermouth, Egremont or Barrow in Furness!

BlueChampagne Wed 07-Jan-09 17:04:32

My current faves is Helion's Bumpstead and Shingay-cum-Wendy

BlueChampagne Wed 07-Jan-09 17:04:56

Oops - faves are blush

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