i must have a baby so i can call him Proudlock.
will you pierce just the one ear so he can be a pirate?
MolotovCocktail
Tue 11-Dec-12 09:22:43
Why would you do that to an innocent child?
HullaBalloo
Tue 11-Dec-12 10:31:45
If you have twins the other one could be named Padlock. Or if it is triplets then there's Krooklok as well.
Bakingtins
Tue 11-Dec-12 10:47:46
Surely you should use Crooklock? I much prefer that spelling.
farmersdaugther
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:00:59
Proudlock and Spencer as twins!
Perrrrfect...just like a Candy Kitten

PeppermintonCandyCane
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:02:23
<whispers> you do realise that's his surname? He's called Oliver.
TheSurgeonsMate
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:03:34
Where have you come across this marvelous name?
farmersdaugther
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:07:05
{shhhhh} Pepper I was going to say the same thing...
farmersdaugther
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:09:11
What about:
Boulle
Sassoon
Fortescue
needs to get out more
foofooyeah
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:13:06
Cutlass for a middle name?
PeppermintonCandyCane
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:15:49
The new ones are v.dull. Andy fgs.
Djembe
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:16:19
Who is Sassoon?
Proudlock is so annoying with his faux real sensitive man thing.
Djembe
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:16:37
I have a massive crush on Andy 
PeppermintonCandyCane
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:19:34
Sophia Sassoon - an ex of Spennie.
NaiceDude
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:19:44
Woah! Sounds like a farm.
PeppermintonCandyCane
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:21:38
Not forgetting Binks. Poor Binks.
WonkyWilly
Tue 11-Dec-12 11:50:33
Ladies op is obviously taking the piss just to get the predictable responses from you all!
Djembe
Tue 11-Dec-12 12:03:29
Lol Wonky - can you explain the joke for me please? I think it's a great name <serious>
lucysnowe
Tue 11-Dec-12 13:59:00
OMFG I would so marry a Proudlock! Proudlock Anthony McTavisk 
FellatioNelson
Tue 11-Dec-12 14:01:06
Oh yes. Triplets.
Proudlock, Sassoon and Fortescue. How marvellous.
Although I suspect that Proudlock might get called Proudcock at school.
Mincepieanyone
Tue 11-Dec-12 14:03:51
It's his surname - he's actually called Oliver!
I don't care if it is a surname.
Look at all the Harrisons And Jacksons and Taylors.
I want a Proudlock.