Me and my Dh were talkign about awful baby names, and i thought I'd share.
I used to work in a passport office - and we had an application for a brother and sister....
She was called Florence-Jolly (yes, with the hyphen) and he was called Lionheart! LIONHEART! 
Still makes me laugh... poor love!
Who's heard of worse?
MummyLovesSadie
Thu 29-Jul-10 19:37:18
One of my Facebook friends is Wayne Ankers! 
I've heard of a Clinty, so called after the world famous "clinty swood"...
IlooklikeGrotbagstoday
Thu 29-Jul-10 20:27:27
I heard a De Niro being yelled out in the park yesterday. Looking for inspiration for boys names at the mo but definately won't be adding that to the list.
elainesdaughter
Thu 29-Jul-10 20:43:44
Girl next bed to me in hospital when I had ds called her baby girl Cissy-Sparkel.
Dh just reminded me of a guy we used to know, who wass in his 60s. He was one of 12 - and his dad was called Lawrence, so he was Lawrence Junior. Then the 2nd to last kid (bizarrely) was ALSO called Lawrence, but was called Larry - so two lawrences in same family.
Also knew a David Davies...
Polaris. In softplay centre about a year ago.
Not sure if she had any siblings - Trident perhaps?
PaulineCampbellJones
Thu 29-Jul-10 20:51:39
Holli-Tot with sisters called Heidi-Boo and Hobi.
IsThatTheTime
Thu 29-Jul-10 20:54:10
Cupcakes I work with a David Davies and once dated a (different) David Davies. I think it might be a Welsh thing?
Whelk
Thu 29-Jul-10 20:56:05
These threads always come across as snobby and 'aren't the working classes funny with their name choices'. All a bit of a cringe for me!
BellevilleRendezvous
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:01:35
ok I saw one in the Daily Telegraph the other day - Loveday Celestine Primrose Kennedy (Kennedy was not a surname or the mother's maiden name). All the names separately ok, but a bit much for one child I thought.
Whelk - Florence-Jolly and Lionheart were from a very posh Britihs-Swiss banking family...
usualsuspect
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:06:39
Elsie/Ethel/Alfred/George/Charles/Arthur take your pick
ChateauRouge
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:08:14
I know a Starsky and a Little Twinkle, and a CalvinKlein [sic].
brockleybelle
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:11:41
I worked on Summer camp in America and there were two sisters, Cinnamon and Ginger. Poor loves.
TwoIfBySea
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:14:34
I was at school with Robert Robertson we nicknamed him Ditto.
As mum of twins I did my best to steer clear of the matching names but I do know (as in actually know rather than heard of) a Mercedes and Portia (I really hope they spelled it that way but I fear not!)
Wolf makes me think of Gladiators!
tattycoram
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:14:43
I don't think it's necessarily snobbery. Very middle class children I have known with funny names include Gandalf, Bofar, a whole family of planets and Geronimo.
Chateau, I met a small Starsky in a playground recently.
Eglu
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:17:04
When DS1 was at nursery there was a Quaid.
sonniebonnie
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:19:27
I actually think that a lot of names on this thread are nicer and more interesting than the boring Jack/Alfie & co.
We all have different tastes. But why the need to make fun of other peoples' choices?
FanjoForTheMammaries
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:22:40
but it's OK to call other people's choices "boring"? 
ChateauRouge
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:23:45
tatty- there must be more than one then, because I live in a different city to you [puts on Advanced Search SKills badge]
sonniebonnie
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:25:37
No, you're right, it's not ok to call a name boring. But it's not quite as bad as calling a name "the WORST name ever".
FanjoForTheMammaries
Thu 29-Jul-10 21:30:07
Well, I think if I had chosen a really unusual name, I would be fully prepared for some to love it and some to hate it, it wouldn't bother me if someone thought it was the worst name ever, if I liked it.