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Hehe

Thought it was a gift you'd made yourself for a soon to be ex-friend

Well, you can't polish one, for sure...I'd go with the glitter. If you want to splash out, you could go with Swarovski, and wrap it in some nice handmade paper.



Will not be sleeping now...poor DH just back from 3 day business trip.

Thank you, you just made my night, I Just woke DH up laughing I can't advise, but couldn't read & run after that

GeekLove, my DD has just come downstairs to find out what I am laughing loudly about! (Thanks, I needed that, missed it first time around!)

[Shock]

Who was the MNer who's son did a Big Shit but she didn't believe him. So he fished it out, put glitter on it and put it in the freezer as proof.
The glitter was 'to make it pretty for mummy'

Yes you're right - dies cut shapes and embossing folders emboss patterns (in paper and card, doesn't work on poo as far as I know).

Cutting Edge Crafts are a good site for dies, depends what you are going to be making as to what shapes to get. I tend to like basic geometric shapes so circles and matching scalloped edge circles, hexagons, tags or labels, simple flowers.

If you want ideas on what you can do with a specific die then tap it into google images and see what other people have made, usually helps me decide if I would get enough use out of it.

Trying to get dd down for nap. Shaking and snorting with laughter is not helping

When I saw this thread my first thought was maybe for you to take your mobile phone in the bathroom with you in case you needed reinforcements / support.
This has been making me laugh all morning

bugger - I have just cried with laughter at this .... not good for stealth mumsnet reading whilst pretending to do school work

Arf

Sorry,Blotted.

Well, jobbycraft made tea come out my nose this morning.

Or Ass and Craps?

Snoooooooooooooooorrrrrrt.

Jobbycraft.

Wheeeeeeeeze.

<<Gives up and collapses into fits of childish giggles again.>>

Snoooooooooooooooorrrrrrt.

Jobbycraft.

Wheeeeeeeeze.

<<Gives up and collapses into fits of childish giggles again.>>

You can get cheaper dies on eBay too, there are quite a few sellers that do them brand new.

(literally lol at Big Shit btw!)

well, i confess i dont often venture into arts and crafts but i simply had to know what this one was about!

arf!

hahaha at arts and craps.Or maybe farts and craps,?

Classic. Nearly in the same league as 'expensive minge' thread

ha ha ha ha

May I creatively suggest a new Topic called 'Arts & Craps'?

Brilliant, just brilliant

I haven't posted on mn for a really long time (lurked occasionally) but this thread has made me laugh so much I just wanted to say thank you!!! And "jobbycraft" - just brilliant!!!!!!

oh dear.

Ha ha hA ha ha..... Jobbycraft....

Wheezing with laughter.