What do I need to know about a Big Shit?

(104 Posts)

I have managed to acquire a Sissix Big Shot and I am verily excited about it, but I have to admit I'm not much of a papercrafter really (I reckon this is about to change!)

Am I right in thinking - dies cut out shapes, folders emboss patterns onto card?

Where is good to buy dies & folders? And which dies do you recommend?

Thanks in advance!

SuffolkNWhat Sat 19-Jan-13 22:10:24

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AbuseHamzaMousseCake Sat 19-Jan-13 22:14:40

Bwahahahaha! You've cheered up my Sat evening no end! I am literally crying with laughter - DH is not amused by my infantile humour. Boring old fart!
I did wonder why this was in Arts & Crafts - images of someone researching carefully before trying to craft one ...

I am torn between this and cheap minge as my all time no. 1 ... grin
snigger

DameFanny Sat 19-Jan-13 22:20:38

Has anyone else bookmarked the litter tray? I also have brown yarn left over from a crochet owl...

Inspiration strikes in the most unlikely places...

rhondajean Sat 19-Jan-13 22:24:58

Wonderful! Bet this is one of the fastest growing threads ever on arts and crafts.

GreatUncleEddie Sat 19-Jan-13 22:28:07

See I would never have clicked on this thread if you had typed it properly grin

tethersend Sat 19-Jan-13 22:28:25

It's the way the 'B' and the 'S' are correctly capitalised- OP was so careful grin

Hahaha DameFanny I'm glad to have been of service!

tethersend Honestly you have no idea, I'm normally so careful about spelling & punctuation. Going to be double checking everything from now on!

MerryCouthyMows Sat 19-Jan-13 22:32:54

Mwahahahaha at epic title fail. grin Job lot of loo roll maybe?!

On a more serious note, there is a shop I get dies from, but the name currently eludes me. Ummmm...

The Craft Bug! (I think). I use too many craft shops, I flit from craft to craft, haven't done die cutting for a while though. I think the Craft bug is the online site with the biggest selection.

Just don't go cutting any big shits with your big shot - it'd get rather messy! wink

tethersend Sat 19-Jan-13 22:33:30

I can tell, Blotted, honest- only a pedant would capitalise! That's what makes it all the more hilarious mortifying grin

frasersmummy Sat 19-Jan-13 22:34:44

hubby says from experience you need a double flush grin

yabbadabba Sat 19-Jan-13 22:36:08

A big shit hurts, hth.

JollyRedGiant Sat 19-Jan-13 22:41:26

Hah, this has cheered me up no end.

shock

oh my grin

redwellybluewelly Sat 19-Jan-13 22:42:52

Crying with laughter.

Sorry.

DH thinks I'm bonkers and interrupting his film.

BertieBotts Sat 19-Jan-13 22:45:54

You can prepare for a big shit by wiping your arse with vaseline first. Makes it much cleaner grin

I'm told anal sex with lube has the same effect <not from experience or anything, honest> blush

wink

I was wondering what that had to do with crafts! grin

colleysmill Sat 19-Jan-13 22:47:35

Is it too early to request a move to MN classics? I haven't laugh so much for ages

Jellykat Sat 19-Jan-13 22:48:21

Hilarious! Bet this is turns out to be the most clicked on Arts and crafts thread ever grin

Order in gas and air? grin

usualsuspect Sat 19-Jan-13 22:52:12

Do you buy big shits from jobbyCraft?

MrsDeVere Sat 19-Jan-13 22:54:50

I.cant.stop.laughing.
May.pass.out.......

AND I have a big shot and need to know to do with the bloody thing.
SO everyone calm down and be sensible.

Hahaahahahahahaha

tethersend Sat 19-Jan-13 23:00:16

jobbycraft!

<cries>

AbuseHamzaMousseCake Sat 19-Jan-13 23:18:12

Jobbycraft! Hahahaha and breathe!

Am reduced to Dastardly & Muttley sniggers.

CelticPromise Sat 19-Jan-13 23:20:56

grin

Nothing useful to add on shots or shits.

Just grin

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