To have extremely x-rated thoughts about what Ricky Wilson could do to me?

(44 Posts)
Bearbehind Sat 05-Apr-14 19:04:07

It's those eyes....

(Oh, and can Kylie look slightly less fabulous for a woman in her mid-40's please)

AmIthatWintry Sat 05-Apr-14 19:09:02

I was with you on the Ricky part...........

but why did you qualify Kylie's fabulousness by "...for a woman in her mid-40s" hmm

emmaliz Sat 05-Apr-14 19:11:30

I find him really creepy

Bearbehind Sat 05-Apr-14 19:11:57

Er, because, she looks about 20 years younger than she is and I'm 5 years younger than she is but my left leg is probably bigger than her entire body!

emmaliz Sat 05-Apr-14 19:14:12

she looks great doesn't she?

shakethetree Sat 05-Apr-14 19:16:31

So are women in their mid 40's supposed to look like fat old hags? hmm

I'm mid 40's & I'm beautiful.

withextradinosaurs Sat 05-Apr-14 19:17:57

He's horrid. You can keep him, I'll take Tom Jones. Silver fox! grin

Bearbehind Sat 05-Apr-14 19:18:57

OK then shake let's see a photo!

It's wasn't a derogatory comment in anyway- it isn't the norm to look as amazing as Kylie does at 45.

If you do then fair play- us mere mortals can only look on in admiration.

Bearbehind Sat 05-Apr-14 19:19:55

To be fair, I thought Tom Jones had the best, most distinctive voice in that first song.

Coldlightofday Sat 05-Apr-14 19:20:06

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bellybuttonfairy Sat 05-Apr-14 19:22:03

I think Ricky Wilson is the bees knees. I so would

Kylie is very annoying.

ginmakesitallok Sat 05-Apr-14 19:22:15

I told my dds that if I die their dad is allowed to marry kylie. Dd2s response? Yes, we can be bridesmaids!!

furlinedsheepskinjacket Sat 05-Apr-14 19:22:53
Boris13 Sat 05-Apr-14 19:23:31

I think his creepy!!!!

Reckon him and his contestant are together, have for afew weeks now!

Bearbehind Sat 05-Apr-14 19:23:46

Ok, so we all have bad days fur! grin

mamalovebird Sat 05-Apr-14 19:24:01

emmaliz my friend works with his girlfriend and says on the occasions he's met him, that he is a thoroughly nice bloke.

He's far too busy - with me.

shakethetree Sat 05-Apr-14 19:25:56

Take it from me, I'm beautiful. ( not sure why I'd lie ? )

I'm tall, slim, lovely long dark hair, good skin, & I'm all natural. most of my friends in their 40's are lovely too btw.

OriginofSymmetry Sat 05-Apr-14 19:27:11

He definitely fancies his contestant.

Coldlightofday Sat 05-Apr-14 19:28:29

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Chippednailvarnish Sat 05-Apr-14 19:28:29

You're modest too shake

collywobble Sat 05-Apr-14 19:29:24

Totally with you on this one. I've always loved the Kaiser Cheifs but since seeing him on the voice I have a definite thing for him too.

Bearbehind Sat 05-Apr-14 19:30:08

Bloody hell shake with your sense of self worth I reckon you could look like Shrek and still berate my posts.

I think Kylie looks fucking amazing.

I don't know anyone her age who looks so fabulous.

As I said, if you do then fair play.

chicaguapa Sat 05-Apr-14 19:31:04

my left leg is probably bigger than her entire body!

Did you see Kylie on Graham Norton? You've probably got more personality in that leg that her whole body.

YY to Ricky too. I've always been a sucker for a northern accent.

collywobble Sat 05-Apr-14 19:31:07

I said that last week about him fancying his contestant. It's written all over his face just like with Danny the other year and I was right about that too.

sillymillyb Sat 05-Apr-14 19:31:10

I think I'd do rude things with any of the judges - kylie included! They are all rather lovely in very different ways. I may be a dirty ole perv though grin

OriginofSymmetry Sat 05-Apr-14 19:33:05

I actually went as far as to google his girlfriend who actually looks very like his contestant. He obviously has a type!

Bearbehind Sat 05-Apr-14 19:33:49

I have to confess I'm going purely on looks (I'm far to shallow to bother with personality with my pervy thoughts)

I also had a bit of a think for Danny last year (like I said- I'm shallow)

Thattimeofyearagain Sat 05-Apr-14 19:33:54

Yadnbu grin

YoungBritishPissArtist Sat 05-Apr-14 19:34:17

RW's got a gf?! shock <tearfully leaves thread>

LottieJenkins Sat 05-Apr-14 19:35:41

I decided tonight that Ricky is hot!!! I would def let him have his wicked way with me! Ricky has a gf already. He was talking about her the other day on R2.

Bearbehind Sat 05-Apr-14 19:35:47

Ok, I am actually literate 'too' and 'thing' not 'to' and 'think'

BellaVita Sat 05-Apr-14 19:36:19

I could certainly do him! grin

The Kaisers have been in the pub I used to work in (sadly not on my shift), the drummer lived in the next village (his parents are still there).

shakethetree Sat 05-Apr-14 19:38:53

< puts mirror down > yes, shake, you're still hot hot hoT!

& op: I agree, Ricky is mouth-wateringly sexy smile

Yes, PissArtist <<glares>>, it's me.

chicaguapa Sat 05-Apr-14 19:42:22

I've just googled him and the photos of him looking a bit <whispers> chubby could be a cure.

LottieJenkins Sat 05-Apr-14 19:43:04

When he winked just now I melted!!

SolomanDaisy Sat 05-Apr-14 19:48:51

He is seriously hot. A million times sexier than the slightly pathetic Danny. He gives off a strong air of sexual interest in women, without being sleazy. It's not just his final contestant, he's been pretty obvious about finding lots of the competitors attractive.

Tom Jones pretty hot too actually.

PootlewasthebestFlump Sat 05-Apr-14 20:43:49

Ricky has already done a number of things with me.

Well ok, just in my head.

He's gorgeous. And his contestant looks quite like his gf so maybe he's a bit confused. I used to look like that too so maybe I should ditch my new look in the hope of confusing Ricky even more and disorientating him into bed...

cloggal Sat 05-Apr-14 20:55:50

YANBU! blush

TeamEdward Sat 05-Apr-14 21:04:46

I've said it before, and I'll no doubt say it again, but I would ride Ricky like he was Seabiscuit. The only reason for chucking him out of bed is to do unspeakable things to him on the floor.

roastednut Sat 05-Apr-14 21:11:31

Agree with chicaguapa kylie showed zero personality on graham norton last night. Completely bland. If there was a choice of a night on the town i'd pick Cameron Diaz any day. (She was also on Graham's show).

But yes another vote for mr Wilson, fit as. I see the kaisers (without Ricky) quite often as they go to Leeds home games.

Caitlin17 Sat 05-Apr-14 21:12:13

I don't watch The Voice but he was cuter when he was chubby and interesting. He looks a bit manufactured now with the new hair colour, the eyelash tint and the weight loss. And a bit creepy. Although not as creepy as Tom Jones who makes me feel sick and always has done.

Ilovexmastime Sat 05-Apr-14 21:26:05

I also think he was more attractive with a bit more weight and more style.

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