To wonder why no one has posted a picture of a PENIS yet?

(61 Posts)

We've had photos for aaaages. Hq are always on t'gin and slow to take down threads.

How come no ones posted a cock picture yet?

And don't say it's cos everyone's all mature and shit cos that's bollocks grin

DontCareAboutYourShoes Fri 04-Apr-14 16:21:27

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:21:29

Someone has.

that bloke that was offering his sexual services.

I think it was a penis anyway. It looked like one, only smaller.

Smilesandpiles Fri 04-Apr-14 16:21:39

Because there's no need. Yet. There hasn't been a thread that needed that.

WaterLoadaCack Fri 04-Apr-14 16:22:02

How DO you post pictures?

I can only post photos!

Tell me and I will post a penis.

He didn't post a pic did he - I was on that thread.

Did you mean Yoni massage man, Brian?

MamaPain Fri 04-Apr-14 16:22:31

There is no demand for it.

Hardly Picasso's are they.

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:22:49

we know they think it, even if they never say it wink

Coffeethrowtrampbitch Fri 04-Apr-14 16:22:53

Oh, god, the drunk thread tonight will be full of them. . .

Given that there's so many trolls and hairy handed weirdos posting I'm genuinely wondering why no one has confused

squoosh Fri 04-Apr-14 16:24:02

Here's a massive penis.

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:24:07

I am sure we had a bloke come on and do that. didn't we? Unless I am dreaming about mn again. hmm

FelineLou Fri 04-Apr-14 16:24:30

To be a Mum you need a mostly penis so we know what they are like.

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:24:58

oh no! I'm wrong! It was a troll who was pretending that her son in law or something had some photos and she linked to some site or other.

I think.

Please someone tell me they remember that!

That's just you Hec wink

I'm tempted to post one now just so' s I can be first.

I could get banned and a bad name for myself and actually get some house work done grin

8 years of posting history gone bang it one naughty moment - you could all shake your heads and tsk.

HairyPotter Fri 04-Apr-14 16:28:24

I'm sure I remember that one Hecate, but I'm almost sure there was another chap offering his 'no strings services' who felt that a photo of his cock would bring all the laydees running.

It didn't as far as I remember. grin

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:28:29

True, Feline. We also know they are damned ugly things.

Far better to have pictures of pretty things. Like CAKE!

Guinness chocolate cake! <drools>

AlpacaYourThings Fri 04-Apr-14 16:28:48

I'm very surprised about this, too.

Maybe the trolls haven't thought of it.

blahblahblah2014 Fri 04-Apr-14 16:29:29

I'll post a penis pic, noone likes me anyway =)

Gileswithachainsaw Fri 04-Apr-14 16:29:34



Beehatch Fri 04-Apr-14 16:29:37

I recall some cocks in socks pics, do they count? They were gratuitous enough!

Nomama Fri 04-Apr-14 16:33:54

Like this?

minniebar Fri 04-Apr-14 16:34:29

I recall some bloke posting a link to a picture of his dick. True to form, most comments were about the decor in the background grin

I'm trying to imagine dh's face if I asked him to whop it out so I could take a photo of it

He'd think he was hallucinating or that I'd started afternoon drinking

Raxacoricofallapatorius Fri 04-Apr-14 16:36:09

The bloke offering sexual services definitely posted a picture of himself totally naked and standing to attention in a not very tastefully decorated kitchen. It was very red and shiny. The penis that is. The kitchen was beige.

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:37:26

the units or the walls?

Bifauxnen Fri 04-Apr-14 16:40:08

Come guy posted a pic of his penis with his cat in fwr

Bifauxnen Fri 04-Apr-14 16:40:35

Some, not come.

ballsballsballs Fri 04-Apr-14 16:40:35

Is this one big enough?

Chippednailvarnish Fri 04-Apr-14 16:40:56

Beige kitchens can say a lot about a person...

ouryve Fri 04-Apr-14 16:42:17

Have a fanny, instead.

LegoClone Fri 04-Apr-14 16:42:34

Can't believe I've just saved this picture to my laptop to do this.

I remember that thread Hecate ! I also read about the penis pic man offering his services but didn't get to see it.

Michael Gove is a turd fuck

Find a picture of that grin

On second thought don't after that park poo lolly thread

LegoClone Fri 04-Apr-14 16:45:41

That reads badly! I didn't want to see the penis man's penis - I meant that I read about the incident on other threads after his was deleted. blush

ouryve Fri 04-Apr-14 16:45:43


LegoClone Fri 04-Apr-14 16:47:50

There are so many terms for Gove and none of them are complementary. grin

fairylightsintheloft Fri 04-Apr-14 17:03:14

damn, I got sent one the other week but deleted it!! grin

WaterLoadaCack Fri 04-Apr-14 17:08:42

Ah thanks everyone for explaining how I do it.

Cant believe how many people tripped over themselves to help!


<fades back into the background>

gordyslovesheep Fri 04-Apr-14 17:11:18


RedFocus Fri 04-Apr-14 17:19:10


RocknRollNerd Fri 04-Apr-14 17:19:39

As all Buglers know these are the best two penis pictures grin

HairyPotter Fri 04-Apr-14 17:32:49

Water it's just down there under the message box. I put the photo into my camera roll then click on choose file.

Toofattorun Fri 04-Apr-14 17:34:32

I posted Dappy's penis AGES ago...

Euphemia Fri 04-Apr-14 17:46:01

Cerne Abbas willy.

neiljames77 Fri 04-Apr-14 17:53:55

These unfortunate looking creatures are actually fish. close enough though.

NewtRipley Fri 04-Apr-14 17:54:01

I believe there's a lovely one of Huge Ackman that did the rounds a while back.....

hackmum Fri 04-Apr-14 17:56:50
neiljames77 Fri 04-Apr-14 17:58:32
rabbitlady Fri 04-Apr-14 18:04:30

honestly, i haven't seen one for decades and remember them quite fondly so i was hoping this thread would show me some beautiful manhoods.

i'm so disappointed...

GilmoursPillow Fri 04-Apr-14 18:17:36


ballsballsballs Fri 04-Apr-14 18:35:00

Neil the snake one made me heave. And laugh.

TheGirlFromIpanema Fri 04-Apr-14 19:05:36

I think I may have been the first to have a real life actual penis pic on MN, and yes I did say oh it looks like a penis, only smaller to the troll poster grin


WeAreDetective Fri 04-Apr-14 19:11:14

Like this??

WeAreDetective Fri 04-Apr-14 19:11:50

Oops....didn't see the i in there!

Mrsdavidcaruso Fri 04-Apr-14 19:28:29

Cant, a picture of my DHs willy would take up too much memory and take too long to download

AlpacaPicnic Fri 04-Apr-14 20:39:53


I honestly LOLd at that! And had to look several times...
If penises (penii?) were fluffy they would be so much cuter!

fuzzpig Fri 04-Apr-14 20:52:47

Dammit gilmour, just found this thread and specifically saved that dog picture on my iPod to post it and you already did.

And now I have a penis dog on my iCloud for no good reason hmm grin

ChickenFromHell Fri 04-Apr-14 21:33:50

An attractive light fitting hmm grin

fuzzpig Fri 04-Apr-14 22:27:00

Phwoar, check out the bulbs on that hmm grin

ballsballsballs Fri 04-Apr-14 23:08:34

What a marvellous view.

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