The Blood Man RETURNS

(42 Posts)
Objection Mon 10-Feb-14 21:14:05

For those of you who remember my fateful trip to Colorado over the Christmas period, and our brush with death - the plot thickens.

I was working with the family again last weekend and we took a trip to the London Wall Museum. B3 (now 4) has been denying all knowledge of "the Blood Man" since we left. He genuinely couldn't remember any of it so I dropped the subject a while back.

Until the museum - he has found the Blood Man again - and I've got a photo.

B3 swears that a particular statue IS the Blood Man. (I've added the photo on my profile) He just gasped and pointed "The Blood Man!"

I thought I'd post for those who needed a better description of him shock

I'm going to be "mudered" again, aren't I? (for revealing the Blood Man's secret)

The original thread

BridgetJonesPants25 Mon 10-Feb-14 21:18:44

I'm surprised you made it back from Colorado if I'm honest.

Your days are numbered grin

Objection Mon 10-Feb-14 21:20:24

shock Final Destination style?

justshabby Mon 10-Feb-14 21:21:06

Your posts are always so deliciously creepy!

BridgetJonesPants25 Mon 10-Feb-14 21:23:24

I'm afraid so. You cheated death by informing a bunch a women and men on Mumsnet. Keep posting, the blood man won't come and ruin a good thread surely?

It would just be rude.

Objection Mon 10-Feb-14 21:24:31

Doesn't that mean you all have to die? The equal it all out?

roastednut Mon 10-Feb-14 21:34:09

Loved your last thread! (in a caring for your safety, non-entertaining way of course wink) although not quite sure I loved it enough to give my actual life for,which it now appears I have done confused

BridgetJonesPants25 Mon 10-Feb-14 21:40:04

Hmmm... <hides thread>

Objection Mon 10-Feb-14 21:43:21

Sorry! blush ill try and appease him and not take you all down with me sad

>runs screaming from the thread<

Melonbreath Mon 10-Feb-14 22:06:06

Sleeping with the light on now

Melonbreath Mon 10-Feb-14 22:09:23

I was reading turn of the screw but now I'm too scared!

SarahAndFuck Mon 10-Feb-14 22:22:30

Is the blood man that weird roman bloke on your photo's?

Merrylegs Mon 10-Feb-14 22:35:18

Hang on. Hold the phone. There's a London WALL museum? Does life actually get any better?

scaevola Mon 10-Feb-14 22:40:33

I never imagined he'd be in a skirt grin

WannaBeANinja Mon 10-Feb-14 22:55:31

Your first thread had me up for hours laughing! Although I was certainly concerned of your safety want really smile

That statue is well creepy, you need to call Ben stiller smile

katese11 Mon 10-Feb-14 23:14:43

Merry it's a museum on London Wall not a museum of walls, sadly!

Can't believe the bloodman followed you back! It's the sequel!

katese11 Mon 10-Feb-14 23:17:39

That museum has loads of creepy the pleasure walk with the faceless mannequins. Good place for the bm to hang out!

Lora1982 Mon 10-Feb-14 23:50:09

Are you the one who could hear random noises in the place you stayed while you slept in the kids room? If so I may not click your link...

aderynlas Mon 10-Feb-14 23:54:57

Im not looking, not even a peek.

Objection Tue 11-Feb-14 08:00:26

Lora - guilty as charged. There were also human prints outside my window.

KoalaFace Tue 11-Feb-14 08:11:00


Was the little boy upset when he saw the statue?

Can't believe he's back! grin

How exciting! For us, i mean, obviously you're going to die, but I'll be sure to say nice things about you when you're gone. smile

Imnotmadeofeyes Tue 11-Feb-14 08:17:23

That child is going to grow up to be the next Stephen King the way he's going. Denying all knowledge then busting blood man back out when you least expect it!

SourSweets Tue 11-Feb-14 08:18:06

But do the footprints MATCH?!

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 11-Feb-14 09:36:02

So what was that statue actually supposed to be? <<hoping it's some kind of native American colorado god>>

Binkybix Tue 11-Feb-14 09:45:39

No! Your first thread was too scary!

SwayingBranches Tue 11-Feb-14 09:49:57

Will whoever looked at the photograph first keep checking in so we know you're still alive?!

I may look at the photo after a few days as I think the twist is that Objection is the Blood Man. How do we know the family returned from Colorado?!?

Objection Tue 11-Feb-14 13:55:17

I'm going to go back to the Museum with OH some time because I enjoyed it so much. But I'm a bit worried about going back and the Blood Man not being there.

Perhaps only B3 and I saw it?

LiberalLibertine Tue 11-Feb-14 13:58:04

Do the museum mans feet look like the imprints outside the cabin? confused

SwayingBranches Tue 11-Feb-14 18:38:10

Maybe only B3 saw it because Blood Man was standing behind he figure you photographed...

Tailtwister Tue 11-Feb-14 18:39:40


Objection Tue 11-Feb-14 19:49:17

I think the label thing said he was a guard of some kind. It was in the section next to the big poncy dresses with giant hips and the Victoria walk thingy.

Alisvolatpropiis Tue 11-Feb-14 20:35:43

I loved your first thread!

Pretty sure you'll be ok though, not much call for men dressed like that in Colorado, ever. smile

I just read the original thread. Freaked out!

I am sure you will be fine here in the UK. If it's any consolation i cant look out into the back garden at night because I am convinced that the Black Shuck is lurking out there waiting for me to catch his red eyes in the dark.....

ApprenticeViper Wed 12-Feb-14 13:02:59

I read your original thread and it seriously creeped me out honestly didn't expect you to get out alive

This is equally creepy and I am convinced that the boy has links to something demonic. Sorry. Here, have cake and wine

roastednut Thu 13-Feb-14 23:04:44

Where is objection??? 2 days gone and no sign.. Anyone who saw the picture still alive? confused

spindoctorofaethelred Thu 13-Feb-14 23:41:05

I just looked. I'm Still Alive. <-- A famous song called Still Alive, from the computer game Portal.

fifi669 Thu 13-Feb-14 23:51:56

I looked at the picture stupidly as now I've freaked myself out and DP isn't here to protect me!

lessonsintightropes Fri 14-Feb-14 01:25:03

Ah, so pleased you're alive. You also have inspired a lessons family trip to Colorado next year (perhaps not the outcome most would have expected from your trip).

Delighted your creepy charges have resurrected the Blood Man. Keep us posted!

Objection Fri 14-Feb-14 13:06:19

I'm still alive, not working this weekend - maybe the children are actually my protection! (My first weekend off of the year).

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