AIBU to think people should not answer the phone during sex

(46 Posts)
Sadoldbag Mon 09-Dec-13 13:38:45

Video called my sister yesterday so she could get a butchers or our new baby and she was naked had the covers so you couldnt see nay rude bits.

I didnt recognise the room so asked her what she was doing and why she had no top on she was in the middle of shagging and the girl was hiding under the duvet.

Oh thinks its kinky i think its rude and i mean why the hell did she answer and The random who was hiding under the duvet should have said hi at the very least.

Rude rude rude

YNK Mon 09-Dec-13 13:47:02

I answered once, just in case it was one of the kids having a crisis!
It was Sky.
The man said "Mrs YNK, as a loyal customer I would like to offer you a small reward" I said no thanks and hung up - or so I thought!!!!

The man at sky must have heard my OH say " Now Mrs YNK, as a loyal customer I would like to offer you a large reward!"

Oh dear!!!!

2Tinsellytocare Mon 09-Dec-13 13:57:44

It's more offensive to the person you are having sex with than the caller surely!

Sadoldbag Mon 09-Dec-13 13:59:59

I wouldnt mind so much but it was a video call

Beastofburden Mon 09-Dec-13 14:01:39

Was she pissed?

Did they break up after your call?

If she liked the girl she may be a bit cross with you now...

wanderings Mon 09-Dec-13 14:01:41

(answering phone) "Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess with the very bad man between her thighs... Mum!!"

SweetSeraphim Mon 09-Dec-13 14:02:13

The random bird under the duvet would have been more embarrassed than anyone! I wouldn't say hello!

DownstairsMixUp Mon 09-Dec-13 14:02:48

:O If i was the other person I'd be mortified!

juneybean Mon 09-Dec-13 14:03:59

My ex did this and I had to just wait until she had spoken to her mother and then her cousin.

kotinka Mon 09-Dec-13 14:04:20

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ilikeFISH Mon 09-Dec-13 14:06:27

Many years ago

Both myself and my then boyfriend have taken calls during sex. However we both had jobs that required us to be available all the time.

Wouldn't take a video call though, well I might have done back then but with the camera obscured by a thumb

"Video called my sister yesterday so she could get a butchers or our new baby"

Come again, why did you ring her?

Why do you video call people?

MammaTJ Mon 09-Dec-13 14:08:14

No way, sorry much too busy enjoying myself to answer the phone!

SqueakyCleanLibertine Mon 09-Dec-13 14:12:11

No,I wouldn't have answered a video call from family while I was having sex, it's weird, embarrassing (for everyone) and totally unnecessary.

Smoorikins Mon 09-Dec-13 16:01:22

To be fair - you don't know what the other woman was doing while she was under the covers - maybe saying hi was out of the question...

Golferman Mon 09-Dec-13 17:57:58

We often answer the phone to my sexy SIL, we fibd it v horny trying to keep quiet while I fuck the wife and she chats lol

2Tinsellytocare Mon 09-Dec-13 18:03:54


SolemnHour Mon 09-Dec-13 18:04:10

LOL at smoorikins! Is she young by any chance sounds like something a teen would do

OddBoots Mon 09-Dec-13 18:06:35

Thee need to be new rules for video calling if it is going to be a thing. I propose that one should send a warning text first asking if it's an okay time before calling.

mrstigs Mon 09-Dec-13 18:09:07

golferman if your wife can still chat to her sister whilst you are in the middle of a shag you are doing it wrong. grin

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Mon 09-Dec-13 18:11:09

Can't think of any good reason why somebody would answer whilst determined to continue... <boak>

ipswichwitch Mon 09-Dec-13 18:22:44

Surely the sex can't be that earth shatteringly fantastic if you're able to hold a sensible conversation at the same time? If it was then its usually only the vowels tht you can say......
I've heard of multitasking but that takes it to a whole new (grim) level

Very rude
I'd hang up and anyone answering a call mid-deed with me wouldn't get it again for a very long time if ever

RockPaperScissorsLizardSpock Mon 09-Dec-13 18:33:05

mrstigs grin

GimmeDaBoobehz Mon 09-Dec-13 18:37:15

Oh no, I hope this never happens to me. I'd feel so embarrassed for them (as well as myself).

I have answered my phone a short while after doing something intimate and just whilst we were at the kissing stage but obviously stopped. Why on earth would you answer?

<<shakes head in wonderment>>

Misspixietrix Mon 09-Dec-13 18:37:51

YNBU but this thread has me grin

99redbafoons Mon 09-Dec-13 18:38:48

Wanders into thread, reads golfermans comment, pukes up my dinner, wanders back out again....

AchyFox Mon 09-Dec-13 18:40:50

Do you know whether she knew it was you as she answered or whether she was happy to answer any random individual ?

The random who was hiding under the duvet should have said hi at the very least.

I really can't see how that would have improved things at all. grin

MistAllChuckingFrighty Mon 09-Dec-13 18:44:05

golferman, you must be shit in bed....

Golferman Mon 09-Dec-13 18:45:17

Lol her sister kept asking why her voice was husky lol

Pancakeflipper Mon 09-Dec-13 18:45:39

Is this one of those threads for saddos who like to rub their groin area when reading MN?

Golferman Mon 09-Dec-13 18:47:33

Lol all these insults girlies.

Golferman Mon 09-Dec-13 18:48:51

Lol all these insults girlies.

SweetSeraphim Mon 09-Dec-13 19:03:18

Why don't you fuck off to XHamster or something then Golferman?

FayeKorgasm Mon 09-Dec-13 19:08:46

It's grim.

But so is calling someone, even if they are hiding under the duvet, a random.

2Tinsellytocare Mon 09-Dec-13 19:38:45

Lol isn't worth saying once let alone three times

ThreeWisePerpendicularVinces Mon 09-Dec-13 20:42:16

Poor Mrs Golferman grin.

2Tinsellytocare Mon 09-Dec-13 20:44:15

I don't think fictional characters have feelings perp grin

MistAllChuckingFrighty Mon 09-Dec-13 20:45:29


kotinka Mon 09-Dec-13 20:51:15

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ThreeWisePerpendicularVinces Mon 09-Dec-13 20:53:27

I was going to say Tinselly that if he was that good she'd be rendered incapable of coherent speech, but I reckon the rubber doll option is spot on grin.

brokenhearted55a Mon 09-Dec-13 20:56:37

Why didn't you just invite her to see the baby.

MistAllChuckingFrighty Mon 09-Dec-13 21:04:30

arf again

2Tinsellytocare Mon 09-Dec-13 21:14:53


Mia4 Mon 09-Dec-13 22:22:06

Either they'd just finished up or the sex was a bit pony. Could it be the former and she have answered your call not realising it was a video call? I once accidentally opened on in the bath, no one skypes video normally!

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