to want to go back to the time when men were REAL men...

(208 Posts)
ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 19:40:29

women were REAL women...

and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Bettercallsaul1 Thu 07-Nov-13 19:42:20

Yes.

LetZygonsbeZygons Thu 07-Nov-13 19:49:19

absolutely yes.

and children could be children and not grow up by the time theyre 10!!!

Mim78 Thu 07-Nov-13 19:51:38

Last time I checked men were definitely real. Taking up space that can't be occupied by another solid object at the same time and everything.

Never met one that wasn't real yet. Or a surreal one for that matter.

InNeedOfAGoodName Thu 07-Nov-13 19:59:30

Not unreasonable if you can remember where you left your towel smile

mrsmalcolmreynolds Thu 07-Nov-13 20:00:24

YANBU so long as you know where your towel is. ..

ElleBelly Thu 07-Nov-13 20:01:09

This must be Thursday.I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

mrsmalcolmreynolds Thu 07-Nov-13 20:01:14

X-post!

RevelsRoulette Thu 07-Nov-13 20:01:34

Don't Panic, OP. grin

mrsmalcolmreynolds Thu 07-Nov-13 20:05:54

Take the edge off with a pangalactic gargleblaster?

FortyDoorsToNowhere Thu 07-Nov-13 20:07:30

Not really, I think thats the time when you took the washing down to the lake to wash them.

fifi669 Thu 07-Nov-13 20:09:14

Wouldn't mind a real man in possibly a Mr Darcy shape?

fifi669 Thu 07-Nov-13 20:09:32

Or is that back too far?

InNeedOfAGoodName Thu 07-Nov-13 20:12:57

mrsmalcolmreynolds grin
Perhaps the dolphins could help OP...

2rebecca Thu 07-Nov-13 20:14:07

No, I want my man to iron, change nappies, do childcare, do housework and cook and I want to be able to earn money.
I prefer it when he's decisive and masterful rather than vague and helpless though.
I dislike the sort of "real women" who are over made up, screechy and giggly. You can keep them too.
Androgeny rules!

Tee2072 Thu 07-Nov-13 20:14:19

And ducks were ducks.

Fecklessdizzy Thu 07-Nov-13 20:14:33

Forty-two.

southeastastra Thu 07-Nov-13 20:14:34

never date a man that doesn't look good in a high vis

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 20:17:05

grin You are all hoopy froods.

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 20:19:14

Sorry I disappeared for a while. Marvin phoned up to wash his head at me.

2rebecca Thu 07-Nov-13 20:19:43

I was supposed to be going to watch Hitchikers tonight sad

Fecklessdizzy Thu 07-Nov-13 20:19:49

Too bloody right, AND I know where my towel is ... grin

mrsmalcolmreynolds Thu 07-Nov-13 20:21:04

Brain the size of a planet and what's he spending his time doing?

RevelsRoulette Thu 07-Nov-13 20:21:37

grin you can tell who the nerds are and who the normal people are on this thread. There are 2 different conversations going on here.

So long and thanks for all the fish!

grin

ElleBelly Thu 07-Nov-13 20:23:05

Ive got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side...

mrsmalcolmreynolds Thu 07-Nov-13 20:23:12

I prefer the term geek, personally grin

RevelsRoulette Thu 07-Nov-13 20:25:08

Sorry. Geek. Of course. I got distracted by the smug elevator.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:30:58

Glad to be of service.

PeppiNephrine Thu 07-Nov-13 20:31:11

Brain the size of a planet and what am I doing? Answering you lot.
Don't try and outweird me. I get stranger things than you with my breakfast cereal.

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 20:33:14

Well you found the notice didn't you?

Yes, I did. It was in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying beware of the leopard. Ever thought of going into advertising?

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:34:43

I wonder what will happen, if I press this red button?

perplexedpirate Thu 07-Nov-13 20:36:29

You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:37:11

Our what Sir? The phone Sir!

ElleBelly Thu 07-Nov-13 20:40:56

I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.

BearsInMotion Thu 07-Nov-13 20:42:49

Oh no, not again.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Thu 07-Nov-13 20:42:57

I don't mean to interrupt any of you but there is an infinite number of monkeys out here that want to talk to you about this script for Hamlet they have written...

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:44:21

Belgium man Belgium!

Fecklessdizzy Thu 07-Nov-13 20:45:54

What's this rushing up to meet me, I wonder if it will be my friend?

ElleBelly Thu 07-Nov-13 20:47:10

Eddie's in the space time continuum.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:48:38

If you have done 6 impossible things before breakfast, why not round it off at Milliways.

sonlypuppyfat Thu 07-Nov-13 20:48:45

This is my kill Arthur Dent body!

ShipwreckedAndComatose Thu 07-Nov-13 20:48:59

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

perplexedpirate Thu 07-Nov-13 20:50:27

Life?! Don't talk to me about life.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:51:00

Holy Zarquon

Fecklessdizzy Thu 07-Nov-13 20:52:35

Right, time for a cup of something almost but not totally completely unlike tea ...

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 20:52:57

A philosophers' strike? Who will that inconvenience?

Fecklessdizzy Thu 07-Nov-13 20:52:59

Where did all the normal people go?

perplexedpirate Thu 07-Nov-13 20:53:52

What's so bad about being drunk?

You ask a glass of water.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:53:59

Ugh there's mice on the table.

ElleBelly Thu 07-Nov-13 20:58:33

... then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.

Fecklessdizzy Thu 07-Nov-13 21:00:17

grin So long and thanks for all the fish!

PresidentServalan Thu 07-Nov-13 21:01:42

Sorry but my babel fish is playing up so I don't know what's going on..... Still, the best laid plans of mice and men

VikingLady Thu 07-Nov-13 21:07:59

Is that a Chesterfield sofa?

ShipwreckedAndComatose Thu 07-Nov-13 21:18:36

The loneliness of command.....

Well, one's never alone with a rubber duck!

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 21:23:54

Poor bastard, probably spelt library with one "r" again.

mrsmalcolmreynolds Thu 07-Nov-13 21:51:17

It's just not krikkit.

curlew Thu 07-Nov-13 21:55:46

Sorry, can't stop long- just off to collect my award for Norway. I always think that fjords give a lovely Baroque feeling to a country........

MarshmallowGuzzler Thu 07-Nov-13 21:57:04

It's is the thread for me smile

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 21:57:24

We have run into a small inflation problem due to high leaf availability. Three deciduous forests currently buy one ship's peanut...

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 22:00:40

Tell me how good my poem was.......

TheDoctrineOfWho Thu 07-Nov-13 22:01:26

Da DAH da da da da da dah
Da DAH da da dah

<flollops>

TheDoctrineOfWho Thu 07-Nov-13 22:01:56

Your poem was Mostly Harmless, Elizabeth.

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 22:07:27

So it didn't make your small intestine leap up through your neck and throttle your brain, thedoctrine? That's good.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 22:08:20

Do people really want nasally fitted fire?

I look dead good in a high vis! I must be real but plastic. hmm

I was just coming on to complete that sentence, only to find you'd beaten me to it!

Go Stick Your Head In A Pig!

<hopes no one else has used that one>

Only if you get your post signed in triplicate and buried in a peat bog for 3 months.

FiveExclamations Thu 07-Nov-13 22:12:18

Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?

melodyangel Thu 07-Nov-13 22:12:56

You're turning into a penguin. Stop it

Five Today must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays

Tiggy42 Thu 07-Nov-13 22:13:20

Twirls new name.

You want dried leaves? Boiled?

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 22:15:03

Mr Dent, do you know how damage this bulldozer would suffer, if I let it roll over you? None at all!

TrueToYou Thu 07-Nov-13 22:15:42

This thread just about exactly fails to please the eye

Choccybaby Thu 07-Nov-13 22:16:07

Much better than the Azgoths of Kria Elizabeth

curlew Thu 07-Nov-13 22:16:56

I've just made myself a cup of some thing almost but not completely unlike tea.

Tiggy42 Thu 07-Nov-13 22:17:22

I wonder if the collected postings of all individual Mumsnetters centring on this forum, like neurons in a brian, actually means this forum is now a sentient being in it's own right?

Would Mumsnet pass the Turing test?

Trills Thu 07-Nov-13 22:18:40

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go past.

morethanpotatoprints Thu 07-Nov-13 22:20:17

Ok, I have either stepped into a parallel universe, got mixed up with the heroin thread, or something just as weird.
WTF are you all on? I don't understand one post sad

Choccybaby Thu 07-Nov-13 22:20:26

I think I'm a sofa

Described by Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six, as "The best bang since the big one!"

Choccybaby Thu 07-Nov-13 22:24:26

You have been diverted...

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Trills Thu 07-Nov-13 22:27:30

Like having your brains smashed in with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.

FiveExclamations Thu 07-Nov-13 22:28:09

MurderOfGoths That's the best collective noun use in a username ever.

Just to carry on with the spirit of the thread...

It may disturb you. It scares the willies out of me

TheRangdo Thu 07-Nov-13 22:29:25

Oh no, not again..

Lonecatwithkitten Thu 07-Nov-13 22:30:00

Normality is restored, any problems you still have are therefore your own.

MinesAPintOfTea Thu 07-Nov-13 22:30:42

If we're going back to the I'll need my peril sensitive sunglasses

Pan Thu 07-Nov-13 22:30:46

This thread has enough improbability to take us to Rickmansworth. And play cricket. With a pig. <what the hell was he on?>

What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

FiveExclamations Thu 07-Nov-13 22:32:09

Ah! This is obviously some strange use of the word "safe" that I wasn't previously aware of

Pan Thu 07-Nov-13 22:34:19

whilst reading about more mistakes by God, and Who is this God Anyway?

But in a Mostly Harmless way..

FiveExclamations Thu 07-Nov-13 22:34:54

Something marvellous Pan.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Wrong book, but still...

I went mad for a while, did me no end of good.

Pan Thu 07-Nov-13 22:37:52

Very true Five, very true. Passing on good advice is best, as you'll have no use for it yourself...

Allegrogirl Thu 07-Nov-13 22:38:09

Drink up. The world's about to end.

Pan Thu 07-Nov-13 22:40:30

and stop passing round those pieces of green paper to be happy - they aren't the things that are unhappy. < clumsy>

curlew Thu 07-Nov-13 22:40:32

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen it to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

TheDoctrineOfWho Thu 07-Nov-13 22:42:42

I won't enjoy it.

DoJo Thu 07-Nov-13 22:43:47

I'm so hip I can't see over my pelvis. I'm so cool you could keep a side of beef in me for a week....

Pan Thu 07-Nov-13 22:44:18

You appear to be asking the wrong question.

DifferenceEngine Thu 07-Nov-13 22:45:03

I apologise for the inconvenience....

NanettaStocker Thu 07-Nov-13 22:45:20

The real Arthur Dent signed my 1983 copy of H2G2 a few weeks ago, and admired my fountain pen ink. I can never use another type of ink again...

Allegrogirl Thu 07-Nov-13 22:46:13

Who needs a man anyway? Got myself a robot. Moans all the time and has pain in diodes down the left hand side but he does hum like pink floyd.

Pan Thu 07-Nov-13 22:47:19

Not sure why they choose me.
You're an idiot!
Yes, that was the reason!
with all of the estate agents, accountants...

everythinghippie29 Thu 07-Nov-13 22:50:22

Morethanpotatoprints DON'T PANIC wink.

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 22:50:26

Well...Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

MadBusLady Thu 07-Nov-13 22:53:35

Frankel You ought to send that in to Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you.

mrsmalcolmreynolds Thu 07-Nov-13 22:55:58

What did that bistro bill come to again?

MadBusLady Thu 07-Nov-13 22:56:26

She's not asking you to enjoy it, just do it, will you?

(That's actually quite a useful one.)

MadBusLady Thu 07-Nov-13 22:57:17

The entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Pan Thu 07-Nov-13 22:59:26

That's highly improbable.

Chesntoots Thu 07-Nov-13 23:00:49

I'm with Marvin - automatic doors do have a bit of an air of smugness.

IHadADreamThatWasNotAllADream Thu 07-Nov-13 23:07:36

DS (9) greeted me at hometime this week with "I wonder if it will be friends with me?" and a huge grin. It quickly became clear that lovely new TA has introduced a largely HHG-based curriculum - entire family is now engaged in orgy of quotations along the line of this thread.

TheDoctrineOfWho Thu 07-Nov-13 23:12:11

Hide everyone!

It's The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief!

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 23:24:58

Ah, the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel!

ElleBelly Thu 07-Nov-13 23:29:35

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.

SecretWitch Thu 07-Nov-13 23:34:36

I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero.

curlew well that about wraps it up for God

"When you walk through a stormmmmmm...."

Like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon....wrapped around a gold brick

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 23:39:10

<wonders whether Trills's real name is Trisha McMillan>

IHadADreamThatWasNotAllADream Thu 07-Nov-13 23:40:57

Yes, she started off as TrillianAstra I think, and so many people abbreviated in a friendly way to Trills that she went with it.

IHadADreamThatWasNotAllADream Thu 07-Nov-13 23:42:00

....for, I grant you, a previously unsuspected use of the phrase "real name"

luccamum Fri 08-Nov-13 00:06:25

Hotblack Desiato and Co.

FestiveEdition Fri 08-Nov-13 00:18:40

Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off

FestiveEdition Fri 08-Nov-13 00:20:26

I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but.....

SecretWitch Fri 08-Nov-13 00:23:31

I call shotgun.

DeepThought Fri 08-Nov-13 00:28:49

what was the question again?

ElleBelly Fri 08-Nov-13 00:39:54

Is spending a year dead, for tax reasons.

MrsMook Fri 08-Nov-13 01:55:46

I still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Panzee Fri 08-Nov-13 03:01:03

Dingo's kidneys.

....I will ask the chef smile

PseudoBadger Fri 08-Nov-13 03:59:36

We'll meet the meat.

curlew Fri 08-Nov-13 06:30:28

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!

<oops! got carried away there!>

HicDraconis Fri 08-Nov-13 06:40:17

Which was odd, because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

LtEveDallas Fri 08-Nov-13 06:40:33

Is there any tea on this spaceship?

TheDoctrineOfWho Fri 08-Nov-13 07:38:25

Space is big. Really big.

Valdeeves Fri 08-Nov-13 07:49:00

Ha ha ha. I love this - why have I never met anyone in real life who's read these books. Probably because my name is Slartibartfast.

ouryve Fri 08-Nov-13 07:51:16

Oh dear. I am a complex woman, with a real and an imaginary component.

PseudoBadger Fri 08-Nov-13 08:34:03

The mattress flurred and glurried.

cory Fri 08-Nov-13 08:35:20

But what are the mice going to think? After all, they are the ones paying for it.

PseudoBadger Fri 08-Nov-13 08:48:34

Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking at cross purposes.

ElleBellyBeeblebrox Fri 08-Nov-13 09:10:39

The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
name change inspired by this thread

ToriaPumpkin Fri 08-Nov-13 09:31:07

The dolphins did try to warn us...

Lovecat Fri 08-Nov-13 09:39:03

We're all going to die from our unsanitary telephones anyway so what's the point?

PS Hotblack Desiato are real ! I got the shock of my life when I moved down to London 25 years ago and saw an estate agent's sign with that name on it in Islington!

SecretWitch Fri 08-Nov-13 10:54:54

Interesting, I always thought it was the horses

I wish I had a Heart of Gold

I guess that's a bit improbable...

And I quite like cricket.

Panzee Fri 08-Nov-13 14:14:25

You're all a load of useless bloody loonies!

....time for a bath, I think.

TheDoctrineOfWho Fri 08-Nov-13 14:18:02

Me too Lovecat - that's where DA got the name!

cantdoalgebra Fri 08-Nov-13 14:33:14

Other civilizations will arise. There will one day be lemon-soaked paper napkins again. Till then, there will be a short delay. Please return to your seats..................

FestiveEdition Fri 08-Nov-13 19:28:14

Seven and a half million years...?!?!?!

Panzee Fri 08-Nov-13 20:53:44

Has anyone got any recipes for Perfectly Normal Beast?

Festive, I did say I'd have to think about it wink

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 05:14:06

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty grin

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

Douglas Adams used to live around the corner in Islington from HBD!

If we're exhausting the HG2G quotes, might I suggest we move on to our favourite definitions from The Meaning of Liff:

Trunch (n.): Instinctive resentment of people younger than you.

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 15:03:02

hmm thread seems rather short for exhaustive quotes.

Panzee Sat 09-Nov-13 15:26:44

I'm more of a radio series gal.

SecretWitch Sat 09-Nov-13 15:28:24

So I said " I never wanted the big banana anyway" ..

ginslinger Sat 09-Nov-13 15:48:17

won't anyone think of the fjordes

ginslinger Sat 09-Nov-13 15:49:25

would you die for a fjorde?

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 09-Nov-13 15:49:55

It's so black! Light just falls into it

SecretWitch Sat 09-Nov-13 15:58:12

I hosted a celebrity studded fjord-a-thon last spring.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 09-Nov-13 16:38:35

And are you?

No, that's where it falls down of course.

MadBusLady Sat 09-Nov-13 16:40:44

No. That's where it all falls down, of course.

MadBusLady Sat 09-Nov-13 16:41:00

grin

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 09-Nov-13 16:41:47

grin

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 09-Nov-13 16:43:03

Pity, it sounded like quite a good lifestyle otherwise...

MadBusLady Sat 09-Nov-13 16:43:04

You are my people!

<not a quote>

You're so weird you should be in movies

They've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them, and I'm old fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent.

grin

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 09-Nov-13 18:03:12

I seemed to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 18:36:44

"...he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it"

“you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.”

whitesugar Sat 09-Nov-13 18:44:15

There is no concrete proof that all this isn't just a dream.

Cadsuane Sat 09-Nov-13 19:16:42

Run for the hills.
What hill? You mean that rather nice one with all the daffodils?
Damn the daffodils the whole hills gone.

Cadsuane Sat 09-Nov-13 19:38:05

I only happen to be Hig Hurtenflurst, I only happen to be the risingest young executive in the Doimansaxil Shoe Corperation, I only happen to have masterminded the entire rationalisation of this planet to total shoe orriantation, I only happen to be sitting on top of the biggest development deal in the entire history of footwear and I only happen to be very deeply disturbed at finding my planet riddled with subversives bent on undernmining the whole structure of the Dolmansaxil operation and thus the very economic future of the galaxy itself, and I only happen to think that I would be very well advised to have both of you wierdos and the other two chicks revoked on the spot, does that answer your question?

I can't remember what I asked you now.

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 19:43:42

“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

PseudoBadger Sat 09-Nov-13 19:46:25

Don't Panic. It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day.

Cadsuane Sat 09-Nov-13 19:55:55

Zootlewordle Zoortlewordle Zootleworld

Cadsuane Sat 09-Nov-13 20:00:27

Hay who do you think you are honey, Zaphod Beeblebrox or something?
Count the heads.

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 20:11:03

Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that
< promptly vanishes in a puff of logic>

ElleBellyBeeblebrox Sat 09-Nov-13 20:13:53

Arthur Dent?
Arthur Philip Dent?
You're a jerk.A complete arsehole.

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 20:23:01

Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper

PseudoBadger Sat 09-Nov-13 20:27:26

Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right?

The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 09-Nov-13 20:33:15

Telephone sanitisers!

MadBusLady Sat 09-Nov-13 20:34:55

Many people of course became extremely rich but this was all very well and nothing to be ashamed of because no-one was really poor, at least, no-one worth speaking of.

I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third... There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine.

LifeHuh Sat 09-Nov-13 20:56:30

Why stop now,just when I'm hating it?

perplexedpirate Sat 09-Nov-13 21:34:48

I can't stop coming back to this thread. I need to put a SEP field around it.

ElleBellyBeeblebrox Sat 09-Nov-13 21:37:29

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

DIDCOT (n.)
The tiny oddly-shaped bit of card which a ticket inspector cuts out of a ticket with his clipper for no apparent reason. It is a little-known fact that the confetti at Princess Margaret's wedding was made up of thousands of didcots collected by inspectors on the Royal Train.

(Meaning of Liff)

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 21:49:24

Is there any tea on this spaceship?

SecretWitch Sat 09-Nov-13 23:51:40

I could really use a wish right now

FestiveEdition Sun 10-Nov-13 08:34:03

I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is
grin

Just finished reading this thread. The first billion posts were the worst. The second billion I didn't enjoy at all. After that it started to go downhill.

DoctorTwo Sun 10-Nov-13 09:14:29

Arthur knew he couldn't die till he'd been to Stavromula Beta.

Panzee Sun 10-Nov-13 17:23:15

heartisaspade nobody reads past the third billion pages so they are intentionally left blank to save on printing costs.

ElizabethBathory Sun 10-Nov-13 21:02:58

We could really, you know, be in this cave...

Panzee Sun 10-Nov-13 21:09:47

We are in this cave.

PseudoBadger Sun 10-Nov-13 21:53:52

And so the Universe ended.

Panzee Sun 10-Nov-13 23:04:20

So you think that time flows that way, do you? Interesting...

TheDoctrineOfWho Sun 10-Nov-13 23:10:18

Anyone else see River Song's message on a mountain to the Doctor as a nod to God's last message to creation?

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