AIBU for wondering about Miley Cyrus's tongue?

(49 Posts)
oldgrandmama Sun 13-Oct-13 11:43:25

I know, in the great scheme of things, not important ... but anyone else think that not only does her tongue look like a large lump of raw veal but also, from its texture and colour, it appears she is, ahem, somewhat constipated?

Just curious ... [OK, I need to get out more and NOT glance at the Daily Wail's 'sidebar of shame' ]

Salmotrutta Sun 13-Oct-13 11:45:42

I've seen far more of Miley Cyrus' tongue than I need to.

I don't know why anyone wants to be sticking their tongue out like that confused

ICameOnTheJitney Sun 13-Oct-13 11:47:48

It fascinates me in a way....why does she do that thing? Why? Does she think it looks "hot" or something? Is it to rebel against looking "pretty pretty"? Or is she on drugs? It's obviously a signature the way Katy Price winks or the way some of them pout....but why stick it all the way out?

Gatekeeper Sun 13-Oct-13 11:48:40

Vile isn't it? I really do not want to look at someones flabby, bloated and coated tongue- looks repellant

WomanNeedsDivorceLawyer Sun 13-Oct-13 11:49:26

Can you diagnose constipation from someone's tongue? How???

SilverApples Sun 13-Oct-13 11:51:00

I just assumed it went with the arse shaking and was linked to her possible love of oral sex.
In my youth, sticking your tongue out was Punk disrespect for the establishment. Who knows? I think her brains have fried anyway.

Mandy2003 Sun 13-Oct-13 11:51:36

It was said that Gene Simmons from the band Kiss had his tongue ligaments cut so it was extra-long <boak> - Miley Cyrus looks exactly the same. Why can't she keep it inside her mouth??

SilverApples Sun 13-Oct-13 11:52:37

Chinese medicine practitioners have done it for centuries Woman,

nomorecrumbs Sun 13-Oct-13 11:52:41

Maybe she drew inspiration from the Rolling Stones logo and hopes to emulate their success?

oldgrandmama Sun 13-Oct-13 11:54:57

I think that some sorts of coating on the tongue can indicate constipation, but I may be wrong ... her tongue does look sort of white-coated and just UGH ... just bloody HORRID. Why does she think it looks good? Of course, she's not alone - Kerry Katona has form with this tongue stuff, too.

I just imagine how foul her breath must be from all that drying out. I bet people standing near her can smell it. Honestly, tongues are gross, why does she think it's hot?

redmayneslips Sun 13-Oct-13 12:25:55

I know, her tongue is disgusting. And I can't watch that wrecking ball video where it shows close-ups of her face, all i can see is the thick stringy spit that stays attached from top lip to bottom lip. We call it 'school teacher spit' as I had a headmaster who always had a thick line of spit visible <boak> Miley Cyrus is pretty vile though....

Loonytoonie Sun 13-Oct-13 12:55:50

Why DOES she do it?
I must admit she looks pretty foul.

LeBearPolar Sun 13-Oct-13 13:08:13

I can't bear her and her constant, tedious attention seeking. The tongue thing just encapsulates everything I can't stand about her: the whole idea seems to be 'If I take all my clothes off, dance suggestively and stick my tongue out maybe no-one will notice how little talent I have.'

Thank goodness Liam Hemsworth had the sense to get out before marriage.

FurkleLurkle Sun 13-Oct-13 13:42:38

I have no interest in her and would prefer not to know what this is all about, but you can't escape the pictures even in supposedly sensible newspapers, whether or not you can be bothered to read the articles.

I don't know what she thinks she looks like, but every time I see her with her tongue dangling out, I just think this.

GatoradeMeBitch Sun 13-Oct-13 14:03:50

Perhaps the twerking helps to keep her regular then grin

WiddleAndPuke Sun 13-Oct-13 14:05:21

She's absolutely revolting isn't she?

A) because she sticks her tongue out all the time and
B) because she thinks there's something cool about sticking her tongue out all the time.

With a bit of luck, one of these days she'll trip over or something and before she gets a chance to wind it back in she'll bite it off.

SilverApples Sun 13-Oct-13 14:07:35

This is from The Metro, 5 days ago.

'Miley Cyrus’ antics have hit a new low as the singer has now riled The Stroke Association over some ill-thought out comments.

The twerking Wrecking Ball singer is famed for sticking out her tongue during performances, TV appearances and in her music videos. And when asked what her obsession with the creepy move is, she said it was because she ‘kept having mini-strokes’.

Miley’s comments came when she hosted Saturday Night Live, in which her episode was dubbed as ‘the worst in recent series history’.

WiddleAndPuke Sun 13-Oct-13 14:23:34

"Mini strokes" - stupid bitch.

Alliwantisaroomsomewhere Sun 13-Oct-13 14:28:11

Jesus Christ, she is awful.

Libertine73 Sun 13-Oct-13 14:29:43

I think it's drug related.

Alisvolatpropiis Sun 13-Oct-13 14:54:25

Mini- strokes?

I'd love to show her my Grandfather.

Fucking insensitive brat.

babyicebean Sun 13-Oct-13 15:14:43

Maybe the coating on her tongue is her foundation that she must surely be licking off every time she waggles it about?

LazyGaga Sun 13-Oct-13 15:55:48

She looks to me like she's off her nut on something. I know she wants to distance herself from Hannah Montana but she's just very... odd now.

MsWilliamTheBloody Sun 13-Oct-13 16:00:43

I've witnessed many mini-strokes (TIA).

Never seen a tongue swell up, turn grey and flop out.


Mojavewonderer Sun 13-Oct-13 16:17:40

Stupid bloody bitch, mini strokes are not something to be joked about. I nearly died after getting a blood clot in my brain and suffering a mini stroke 2 weeks after giving birth.
That stupid, stupid girl needs to sort her life out and engaged her brain before she speaks.

zatyaballerina Sun 13-Oct-13 17:55:17

She looks ridiculous with it hanging out like a panting dog all the time, I feel a bit sorry for her if she genuinely has nobody, family or friend, to tell her how cringe worthy her behaviour is. She's not Madonna or Lady Gaga, just a deranged, fame obsessed wannabe who has no idea how to be sexy or edgy but tries so hard...

TheCrackFox Sun 13-Oct-13 18:11:38

I thought she maybe had oral thrush.

Loonytoonie Sun 13-Oct-13 18:26:04

WTF must her Dad think? Why doesnt he do anything???

SilverApples Sun 13-Oct-13 18:28:54

She is an adult, so she is responsible for her own choices and her family can't stop her. Somewhat like Amy Winehouse, of the fantastic voice and huge talent.

LeBearPolar Sun 13-Oct-13 20:39:12

Except without the fantastic voice or the huge talent.

GoldenGytha Sun 13-Oct-13 21:10:23

The thing is though LeBear

Miley Cyrus does have a fantastic voice, when she uses it properly,

Listen to her version of "Jolene" on The Backyard Sessions, or "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go" The girl really can sing, and she has a brilliant country voice.

But, I agree, her antics are just so tiresome, I hope she settles down, and goes back to what she is very good at, which is singing country songs.

Morloth Sun 13-Oct-13 21:38:15

I feel a bit sorry for her.

I think she is going to implode spectacularly and doesn't actually have anyone who gives a damn.

Is pretty awful to watch.

Libertine73 Sun 13-Oct-13 22:15:34

I agree,I think beiber will too, but he's such an arrogant little twerp I can't raise any sympathy for him.

WiddleAndPuke Sun 13-Oct-13 22:16:16

The backyard sessions clearly aren't recorded live though.

cocoleBOO Sun 13-Oct-13 22:22:04

There was a picture of her on Buzzfeed and you could see where she had licked all her make up off around her mouth. Lovely.

samu2 Sun 13-Oct-13 22:28:02

She makes me feel better about my own often coated tongue.

Hers really is ugly. I think mine is ugly so I try not to let anyone else see it grin

HotDogWater Sun 13-Oct-13 22:29:33

She has a fantastic voice, really beautiful. Listen to her early acoustic stuff.

I think the tongue thing is a porn reference, the girls do it when the guys come over their faces don't they?

bellasuewow Sun 13-Oct-13 23:19:33

This is vile bullying against a young woman who has done nothing to hurt any of you listen to yourselves all of you should be ashamed this is sexism from women against women so sad

HesterShaw Sun 13-Oct-13 23:26:51

No it isn't.

Intentionally poking your tongue out all the time is foul. People can say that if they like. If she doesn't want people making remarks about it, she should keep it in her mouth like most other people do.

It's not sexist to think that sticking your tongue out like that is gross. It's. It sexist to feel sorry for Miley Cyrus and worry about her current trajectory (the opposite in fact) and it's not sexist to think that attributing the tongue thing to 'mini strokes' is offensive and ignorant. No sexism her that I can see, or bullying.

I thought it was generally assumed that most people mimed on the backyard sessions?

WiddleAndPuke Mon 14-Oct-13 09:37:37

Of course they do TOFG.

I can't believe anyone thinks the MC ones are live. They've got the look and sound of any other music video.

She may well have an amazing/beautiful voice but the videos mentioned aren't proof of that.

LazyGaga Mon 14-Oct-13 11:59:40

bellasuewow well actually I think in a wider sense she is doing something to hurt us as women. She believes that dancing round on stage wearing very little, simulating masturbation and rubbing her arse up against a besuited older man is 'empowering'. She believes that licking dolls and coming over all lesbian-lite with her backing dancers is 'empowering'. She believes that being videoed naked by a sleazy middle aged twat like Terry Richardson with the aim of promoting a song is 'empowering'. Alan Carr couldn't have put it better when he said to her on her chat show "Do you ever think they [the men involved] are getting more out of it than you?".

I have three daughters; it saddens me deeply to think they will be presented with images such as these in their formative years with the protagonists bullshitting about 'empowerment' and the like. I can do my best to protect them from it but I am not omnipresent.

Miley Cyrus seems to me to be deeply fucked up. I actually feel sorry for her in many ways.

LazyGaga Mon 14-Oct-13 12:00:20

his chat show, not hers.

IceBeing Mon 14-Oct-13 12:06:28

Just wanted to whole heartedly agree with everything lazygaga said.

It isn't empowering and it is damaging to women everywhere.

That said the name calling on here isn't too great either.

PigletJohn Fri 25-Oct-13 17:17:48
Pixel Fri 25-Oct-13 20:28:54

PigletJohn, that's actually made me feel a bit sick.

Here's a much better picture of her:- Miley Cyrus in long blonde wig

MistressDeeCee Fri 25-Oct-13 20:51:16

Miley's a sleazebag. Its tedious how media loves to highlight these people, whether male or female the message is, yap on about your sexuality, contort your body all over the place, and instant fame and attention is yours. Even if you want to ignore it all its hard, as the column inches and cameratime devoted to it all is mega. There'll already be younger 'Miley's' queueing up to take her place.

Really strange how the exploitation of women can be described as some kind of 'empowerment' by those who appear to really believe their own hype.

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