Is it wrong to love smelling my farts

(33 Posts)
TrumpetTrousers1 Mon 23-Sep-13 21:13:53

I have been doing some really eggy ones this evening and have been wafting the smell towards me Also love a good "loud and proud"

Balloonist Mon 23-Sep-13 21:15:35

YANBU

WannaBeANinja Mon 23-Sep-13 21:19:52

ha ha ha
Yanbu! smile

phantomnamechanger Mon 23-Sep-13 21:20:54

boak!

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Mon 23-Sep-13 21:21:22

Farts are like children.

Everyone loves their own.

wink

marzipananimal Mon 23-Sep-13 21:21:30

Haha! I have thought about starting this thread before. Yanbu!

TrumpetTrousers1 Mon 23-Sep-13 21:23:41

Better still after a Indian grin

CiderBomb Mon 23-Sep-13 21:25:33

After eating cauliflower and broccoli my farts could probably strip the paint from the walls. If it were to light them I'd probably blow the whole street up!

kennyp Mon 23-Sep-13 21:32:17

graham norton says that children are like farts. you only like your own.

PrincessFlirtyPants Mon 23-Sep-13 21:33:50

Oh good god no!! I do not want to smell mine or anyone else's! YABU.

( Mine are particularly awful! grin )

Coconutty Mon 23-Sep-13 21:34:36

Yuk.

SamHamwidge Mon 23-Sep-13 21:40:43

YANBU about liking them but VU about thinking it is a good idea for a topic! I feel sick!

Leeks and onions give me lovely interesting ones grin

Makemineamalibuamdpineapple Mon 23-Sep-13 21:43:52

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

phantomnamechanger Mon 23-Sep-13 21:44:28

thank goodness we don't have scratch and sniff screens!

someone please pass the smelling salts!

TartyMcTart Mon 23-Sep-13 21:44:31

Well I can cope with my own but don't actively sniff them and smile! Unfortunately OH seems to think that I love his and frequently gives me a love burst or a dutch oven if we're in bed. Lovely!

FreudiansSlipper Mon 23-Sep-13 21:44:44

how odd some people do not like the smell of their own farts

i like the smell of ds farts too but he is only 5 blush i am sure that shall change in time

phantomnamechanger Mon 23-Sep-13 21:45:35

whats a love burst? I do know dutch oven!

SpottyDottie Mon 23-Sep-13 21:46:03

Loving the name TrumpetTrousers1 grin

filee777 Mon 23-Sep-13 21:46:15

I love it when I have farty bum and then I go into a house for a 30min call and come back and the car smells all farty and homely.

pourmeanotherglass Mon 23-Sep-13 21:47:33

not 'wrong' but definitely WEIRD

TrumpetTrousers1 Mon 23-Sep-13 21:49:15

Thanks Spottie. I am a little bit sad that I am not the only TrumpetTrousers though, hence the 1 on the end. Perhaps this other poster thinks the same as me.

greenbananas Mon 23-Sep-13 21:53:37

No doubt my DH enjoyed his own fart at 3am last night, when I was stuck breastfeeding the baby and couldn't get up to open the window further. I nearly suffocated! Was breathing through my pyjama sleeve for ages.

TrumpetTrousers1 Mon 23-Sep-13 21:57:57

Definitely had too much wine tonight. Wouldn't normally be sharing these sorts of things hic grin

pigletmania Mon 23-Sep-13 21:59:53

Yabvu I don't want to smell others or my own envy

If alone in bed when I let rip I certainly waft the duvet towards my face. It's odd but I usually know when it a stinker. blush

Hissy Mon 23-Sep-13 22:43:01

Heinz curried beans + 7yo DS = disgusted proud mummy

He was bursting with methane pride, but even he agreed they were horrendous!

Sinful1 Tue 24-Sep-13 00:04:31

I like to fart under the covers at night and waft it up, I consider it a successful fart if either the noise or the smell wakes the OH up ;D

She got revenge once by letting out a huge one when I was "down there". I could taste it in my mouth for ages while she just lay there cackling sad

bludgerwitch Tue 24-Sep-13 00:07:43

YANBU, I'm a few weeks pg and today has been a gassy gassy day - I've warned DH, there's nothing I can do. I do the duvet thing, as well blush

CharityFunDay Tue 24-Sep-13 00:29:49

This appears to be one of those phenomena that is quite widespread but for which there is no generally-accepted explanation.

I love the smell of my farts, especially the cheesy/eggy ones that warm your cleft on exit, and if I've done one I will lower my head in order to get the concentrated smell before it dissipates. But only when I'm alone. I'm not weird.

TrumpetTrousers1 Tue 24-Sep-13 07:46:33

That's gross sinful but funny

JaceyBee Tue 24-Sep-13 07:53:34

YANBU, I thought everyone secretly liked their own?!

And thanks for the laugh on a grey, drizzly morning! grin

BigBirthdayGloom Tue 24-Sep-13 07:58:27

Yep- mine are lovely. Anyone else's not so much. Glad it's not just me.

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