AIBU to fear Mrs Twatters has abandoned us all.....

(73 Posts)
onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:14:19

Or should we call the police?

Tuon Mon 23-Sep-13 18:19:15

She's either undercover infiltrating the PTA, or setting up a business selling 'reply to all' pinnies.

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:19:36

I'm afraid to post on the thread incase it gets full and we will never know....shock

Sparklymommy Mon 23-Sep-13 18:20:23

Where is she?!?!? Desperate for an update!!!! Hopefully she shall return.

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:21:09

I've not moved from the computer since the school run...I don't think crack could be this addictive ...what is going on shock

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:28:02

When it gets to 1000 what happens? Does the thread close????

EeyoreIsh Mon 23-Sep-13 18:30:23

Maybe they've all been kidnapped by LDC in an uncharacteristical move.

I think she is being held captive by LDC, being fed lemon-y scrambled-egg cakes.

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:35:15

I'm watching it almost wanting it to fill up...maybe that's what ops waiting for then she will start a new thread???

MerryMarigold Mon 23-Sep-13 18:36:20

I hope she wasn't made to swear on her children's lives that she would share no more. Sounded like st least one mum from school had rumbled her. I think the head is now aware of mumsnet.

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:36:36

When we reach the conclusion of this very British drama, i think i better take time out to reflect on my own madness blush

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:59:29


BoozyBear Mon 23-Sep-13 19:00:22

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Trigglesx Mon 23-Sep-13 19:01:10

The other thread is full. [sob]

Sparklymommy Mon 23-Sep-13 19:01:44

It's full. And still no sign of Twatters confused

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 19:02:16

She has been so committed and I have admired her moxy so.....feeling bereft...will we ever know?

Lottiedoubtie Mon 23-Sep-13 19:06:08

Come back twatters we need to know!

Trigglesx Mon 23-Sep-13 19:06:26

For the love of God, if she starts up a new thread, please link on this one, so we're not all lost.....

BogStandardOldWoman Mon 23-Sep-13 19:06:54


onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 19:10:14

It's made me question the unnecessary and frivolous use of the word cunt.

It just sounds dirty now..<<questioning life, sigh>>.

headlesslambrini Mon 23-Sep-13 19:10:20

marking place just in case the new thread gets a link here <desperate>

Damnautocorrect Mon 23-Sep-13 19:10:34

<refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh>

sittinginthesun Mon 23-Sep-13 19:11:44


TheVermiciousKnid Mon 23-Sep-13 19:12:31

I fear she has been incorporated into a giant, soggy lemon drizzle cake. sad

mysterymeg Mon 23-Sep-13 19:12:50

Link to original thread please

LEMisdisappointed Mon 23-Sep-13 19:14:34

Marking place!

where is she???????

sittinginthesun Mon 23-Sep-13 19:18:25
Doinmummy Mon 23-Sep-13 19:19:58

I think she has been kidnapped by Lemon Drizzle Bitch and buried under a pile of eggy Lemon Drizzle Cake. She is trying to eat her way out as we speak .

I suggest we send out a search party

AnaisHendricks Mon 23-Sep-13 19:31:20

But she isn't there and it's full and she can't start a new thread in Classics <panics>

have just typed out my first letter as chair of the pta, i mentioned a cake stall in it, i was very tempted to ask for marmalade or lemon drizzle cakes.......

picnicbasketcase Mon 23-Sep-13 19:33:19

Oh, THAT Twatters. Couldn't work out who it was for a minute.

Sparklymommy Mon 23-Sep-13 19:36:10

Do you think she might find us here? When she eventually returns???


Pppplllllleeeeeeaaaaase come back........

Bramblesinforrin Mon 23-Sep-13 19:38:54

Maybe she's stuck inside that thread in classics forever.

DameFanny Mon 23-Sep-13 19:39:20



SmiteYouWithThunderbolts Mon 23-Sep-13 19:39:35

GODDAMIT, even DH is dying for an update to this saga. C'mon Twatters! What did the letter say??

Marking place incase she comes back. I hope she's actually ok though.

Twatters when you see this open a new thread for the update pleeease I need your posts to be purple smile

Mandy2003 Mon 23-Sep-13 19:43:21

Last week she was working till 8.00pm, maybe the same today? But where's MrT?

WafflyVersatile Mon 23-Sep-13 19:45:02

She's let us down, she's let her school PTA down, but worst of all she's let us down. angry

SummerRain Mon 23-Sep-13 19:46:25

I told you all you'd fill up the thread with all the place marking and pleading! grin

She's probably still at work and presumably Mr.Twat doesn't understand the urgency of updating us.

natwebb79 Mon 23-Sep-13 19:46:52

I really need to plan some lessons and get some ironing done!! Update needed!!

Doinmummy Mon 23-Sep-13 19:47:03

She should have phoned in sick in order to update us. Totally inconsiderate!!

Or at the very least told Mr Twatters to update.

Honestly! Some people..

PiddlingWeather Mon 23-Sep-13 19:47:45

Have just been given new hope for an update due to the working until 8pm theory

crosses fingers, holds on to pee

NachoAddict Mon 23-Sep-13 19:50:24

We shall not, we shall not be moved. We shall not, we shall not be moved.

links arms and sways, refusing to move until Twatters comes and updates us or links to a lemony new thread.

Hopasholic Mon 23-Sep-13 19:50:59

I'd presumed it had been deleted. I posted on it on the first page then it disappeared! Doh blush

So thanks for putting me put of my misery! Just read the full thread! Do you think Budgeons will sell the 'Reply to all' pinnies

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 19:53:29

What will happen if she never comes back, how will we move on?

I may have to unsubscribe...too emotional!

Trigglesx Mon 23-Sep-13 19:54:48

Maybe we should beseech MNHQ to flag up her account so she gets a message popping up saying "Update us now!!!" when she logs on. grin (only half joking)

Kikibee Mon 23-Sep-13 19:55:28

Oh where are you marmalade? sad

I'm waiting too........

headlesslambrini Mon 23-Sep-13 20:01:25

pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee come back twatters

Doinmummy Mon 23-Sep-13 20:02:03

It's 20.01 she should be finished work now.

NirvanaSmellsLikeTeenMother Mon 23-Sep-13 20:02:33

Am I allowed to be cheeky and ask for a summary of the thread? My phone won't let me highlight OPs posts anymore and it will take forever to read 1000 messages! Sorry if this is frowned upon grin

stealthsquiggle Mon 23-Sep-13 20:04:39

Marking my place..

BonaDea Mon 23-Sep-13 20:04:55

Nirvana you have to read it. I did on my phone and although it is annoying on a phone it is so worth it

Anyway, is there a new thread? An update?

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 20:05:29

The fun is in the reading...(grin)

Brilliant thread!

AnaisHendricks Mon 23-Sep-13 20:09:53

Update in Chat grin


BogStandardOldWoman Mon 23-Sep-13 20:11:26

Nirvana! You know not what you do. Earn your stripes, you shocker! (Feel it may be too early, and off putting, to say, 'you atrocious cunt!')

AnaisHendricks Mon 23-Sep-13 20:13:59


Sorry, was breathless with excitement!

Found it. Thanks Anais.

Don't start what you can't finish......

Please come back marmalade we need to know what the letter said. Can you tell us in a " secret way ".

meditrina Mon 23-Sep-13 20:23:46

She's started a thread in "chat" - which begins with a transcript of today's letter from the HT.

Lottiedoubtie Mon 23-Sep-13 20:25:12

Thanks Anais flowers

member Tue 24-Sep-13 21:28:14

I went looking for the update thread and it's been deleted, can someone give me a synopsis of what's happened since yesterday & the HT statement please?

Don't want this to break rules as a thread about a thread so PMs welcomed wink

MerryMarigold Tue 24-Sep-13 21:30:39

I've been out and the thread has been deleted. W'appened?

Greensleeves Tue 24-Sep-13 21:31:54

it all went a bit lemon pear shaped so HQ deleted it

I have LDC withdrawal, I want MORE sad

blondieminx Tue 24-Sep-13 21:33:06

Ditto that member.

<hopes for PM>

MerryMarigold Tue 24-Sep-13 21:34:27

I had a quick peek this afternoon and there were some holier than thous around. So they got their way. Humph. Bet their rubbing hands in glee.

MerryMarigold Tue 24-Sep-13 21:34:54

they're rubbing their hands.

member Tue 24-Sep-13 21:37:48

My inbox is disappointingly empty & I'm aching to know how the thread went pear-shaped as well as whether LDC has shown face

Tuon Tue 24-Sep-13 21:45:55

Some updates here member

Sorry for bad link. Learning to tablet

member Tue 24-Sep-13 21:56:11

Aha! Thankyou Tuon

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