AIBU to post simply to get my Boardreader stats up ?

(113 Posts)
AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:46:43

Just to piss people off ?

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:47:17

And then to bump it seconds later ?

TheVermiciousKnid Thu 12-Sep-13 18:50:10

LTB

MrsJaqenHgar Thu 12-Sep-13 18:50:27

YABU.

But even at that its not the least interesting shite I've seen posted so don't let it stop you grin

Sparklingbrook Thu 12-Sep-13 18:51:24

YANBU-and it will bump me down the list.

mcmooncup Thu 12-Sep-13 18:51:37

I would think you are entirely reasonable wink

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:52:19

What what ?

Bump

mcmooncup Thu 12-Sep-13 18:53:25

I need to make sure that you are living your life vicariously through mumsnet wink

Sparklingbrook Thu 12-Sep-13 18:54:21
AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:55:00

mcmooncup, I am, I am !

I have no life, no career, nothing abahhht me at all

I should just disappear really

What's Boardreader??

Something that takes 2 seconds to google myself and find out?

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 18:55:30

Whatevs

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 18:56:16

I see your bump and I raise you a 2 bumps

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:56:19

oooh, there is quite a gap between me and the next Fucking Loser, isn't there ?

I need to do some serious pissing off of people. And soon.

YoureBeingADick Thu 12-Sep-13 18:57:33

YANBU- all other aspects of your life are clearly failing so I wont begrudge you some success on boardreader grin

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:58:28

It's wodd I live for Dick

I don't get no dick, see. Poor ole me.

kinkyfuckery Thu 12-Sep-13 18:58:34

Aww once upon a time I was a top poster on a couple of certain forums. Not now though, I don't venture into _Chat on here, only a few select forums and they all take too long to read to be able to post much!

<<huffs>>

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 18:59:35

I meant I will raise you 2 bumps..not a two bumps
Clearly I will never be tops in boredreader

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:00:49

I am a quiche of my own, BTP

obvs

the Sad Fucker quiche

it's by invite only

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Thu 12-Sep-13 19:01:24

Hey, AF - you know how you have these awesome superhuman / supernatural powers of total mind control, which allow you to compel people to obey your every written word and thought and brainwash the rest of us into never questioning that?, well, I wondered if you wouldn't mind turning your gift on my neighbour and making her stop yelling her dog's name every two seconds? Ta muchly.

you do it like this, don't you?

I. Will. Obey. Master...

YoureBeingADick Thu 12-Sep-13 19:02:19

grin

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:02:54

Hec, you got it

Mind control. I have everyone in my power. I can even turn what might usually be sensible people into frothing arseholes

It's a gift

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:03:10

erm, Hec, where you been anyway ?

BulletProofVestyBunny Thu 12-Sep-13 19:04:55

I don't geddit.

Whassappend?

kinkyfuckery Thu 12-Sep-13 19:05:26

Without both a 'quiche' and a '-gate' named after them, a poster is a No-one in Forumsville.

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Thu 12-Sep-13 19:05:37

On holiday in Scotland and busy with work

(and I stropped off a bit too blush but let's not mention that)

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:07:38

Ok, Hec. Stropping will not be mentioned.

X schtum X

Clearly you have no life though, what with you being a Mumsnet user. Get thee behind me, wench. Or summat.

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:09:10

Yes, BTP, that was me. Soz. You have also paypalled me £5k. Just put it down to unavoidable expenses, 'kay ?

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Thu 12-Sep-13 19:09:42

Resistance is futile...

StickEmUp Thu 12-Sep-13 19:10:34

Who would it piss off?

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:11:02

Bullet, sorry to be cryptic. You kinda had to be there. Except I wasn't. What with me havin' no life 'n' that.

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:11:29

you

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:11:38

could

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:11:46

reply

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:11:53

to

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:12:04

threads

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:12:11

like

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:12:19

like

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:12:26

this

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:12:27

^
this

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:12:32

smile

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:12:56

screw

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:13:04

you

BuskersCat Thu 12-Sep-13 19:13:15

AF grin

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:13:18

fuckers ?

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:14:47

I am off to my bath now. I shall soak in my misery, worry you not.

StickEmUp Thu 12-Sep-13 19:15:24

Has someone fucked with anyfucker angry

BOF Thu 12-Sep-13 19:15:59

Just think of all those relationships you've broken up by encouraging women to be assertive when they are being treated badly. It's a crime against humanity. Down with this kind of thing.

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 19:16:12

Go ahead, wallow in your own filth..typical

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 19:16:25

Fact

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 19:16:45

Bump

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 19:26:39

Exactly
Ima get there by using the sweat off AFs back

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 19:29:38

Or should I say bath bomb scented water droplets and Begonia body lotion?

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ILetHimKeep20Quid Thu 12-Sep-13 19:33:22

This is the first forum I've used that doesn't show number of posts or personalised signatures. Took a bit of gettin used to.

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 19:34:23

Damn it

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 19:34:57

Won't make that mistake again!

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:36:23

I thought I was here loads, but clearly I am not posting anywhere near as much as I think I am!

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:36:38

Wonder...............

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:36:48

if.......................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:36:57

one........................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:37:08

word.................................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:37:20

per.................................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:37:33

sentence..................................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:38:00

oops I meant post

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:38:10

will.............................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:38:25

increase..............................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:38:35

my..........................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:38:47

stats..............................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:39:00

even...................................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:39:11

when ..........................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:39:21

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MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:39:32

have................................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:39:41

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MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:39:52

much..................................................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:40:03

to.....................................

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:40:12

say!

MammaTJ Thu 12-Sep-13 19:40:49

grin

MrsWembley Thu 12-Sep-13 19:47:52

<wanders in to check what everyone's talking about>

Fuck!

<runs away again>

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:55:13

Ok. Glad to see this thread still here.

I have washed away the filth of rationality from my loins.

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 20:03:34

grin

MrsWembley Thu 12-Sep-13 20:15:38

I thought I was here for the beer to help people and give lots of advice and stuff...

Fuck that.

<wanders off in search of threads to give a fuck about have an opinion on>

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 20:46:28

I don't give a fuck about the people whose threads I post on

And furthermore, I don't give a fuck about myself

See ? I'm learning.

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 22:13:09

Why don't you just fuck off then?

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 22:14:40

Oh God, I'm really sorry! I just can't say something like that to someone I respect!

<brown nose>

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 22:16:40

Someone really cuntishness should fuck right off!

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 22:18:02

SS, you are really shit at being a cunt

You should take lessons at my knee grin

Sparklingbrook Thu 12-Sep-13 22:27:58

<places swear box into the thread>

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 22:28:23

I would, but you bathe freakishly often

How the fuck is Sparkling not first?

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 22:34:15

I have never heard of First Place Poster

Sparklingbrook Thu 12-Sep-13 22:34:38

I have been on me holidays SPs. grin

MrsWembley Thu 12-Sep-13 22:35:55

Ok, gave a few brief fucks, then tea was ready.

grin

Btw, Sparkling, what was the thread that you had deleted? Can't imagine you doing anything risky... (Unless you had somehow stumbled onto a secret that the Government have been hiding for years and, in a state of paranoia, they have been infiltrating all the major talk forums, in the form of techs, and are getting rid of any possible evidence...)

Sparklingbrook Thu 12-Sep-13 22:39:16

I asked where a certain poster had got to, nobody knew then other posters who we hadn't seen lately came up and were discussed MrsWembley. Too much discussing and 'picking apart' was done. So it wasn't me-just my thread.

kim147 Thu 12-Sep-13 22:41:57

Someone did a 1000 post thread a while ago - just to get their stats up.

I thought I posted lots but never get in the top 10.

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 22:43:53

I keep trying to get my stats up, then I get distracted

I will never be #1 !! < sob >

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 22:44:26

ooooh, 100+ posts on this thread

kim147 Thu 12-Sep-13 22:47:28
MrsWembley Thu 12-Sep-13 22:49:03

Thank-you for your speedy response, Sparkling. Didn't think you could've been narsty, s'not your stylie.

Sparklingbrook Thu 12-Sep-13 22:50:40

I am rubbish at being narsty MrsWembley I need to practice.

Raahh Thu 12-Sep-13 22:50:49

I was the number 1 poster during Wimbledon.

I wasn't sure whether to be proud, or embarrassedgrin

I was number 6-ish last week, due to similar rambling during the US Open. And X Factor. My stats go through the roof during X Factor grin sad

MsNobodyAgain Thu 12-Sep-13 22:55:10

Raahh have you checked out the Boardreader stats for Telly Addicts? wink

Raahh Thu 12-Sep-13 23:11:16

OMG-no-*MsNo*- should I? (how do I do that?) grin

BOF Thu 12-Sep-13 23:13:44

<waits for the answer>

Raahh Thu 12-Sep-13 23:14:34

grin

YoniBottsBumgina Thu 12-Sep-13 23:21:51

How do you check your own position on there again?

YoniBottsBumgina Thu 12-Sep-13 23:25:36

AF, just open up Relationships and AIBU. Click on every thread. Post "LTB" and leave. Saves time AND gets your stats up grin

AnyFucker Fri 13-Sep-13 07:27:29

Don't I do that already, Yoni ? wink

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