to ask you to share, inappropriate things that people have messaged you?

(58 Posts)
Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 16:16:03

I ask because i rather amusingly have just received a message on MN, asking if i need help with my 4 year no sex spell.

This is because i was on a thread in July talking about others dry spells, and then that pops up in my inbox.

So amuse me more for your tales of hmm

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 16:31:18

I have had a minor celebrity who was on a soap try and come onto me over Facebook, it was very amusing!

SoftKittyWarmKitty Sat 07-Sep-13 16:37:34

I've had some inappropriate messages on POF. Nothing on here though and unfortunately no z-list celebs chatting me up on FB. Gutted.

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 16:54:39

Ruby, im curious, who was it.

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 16:58:37

He was on Eastenders years ago... he might have owned a dog. That's all I'm saying :p

squoosh Sat 07-Sep-13 17:00:34

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

Does it rhyme with Gean Daffney?

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 17:01:12

It might do.

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 17:01:22

grin

squoosh Sat 07-Sep-13 17:02:37

How could any woman resist!!

shock
grin

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 17:03:14

I know, I nearly asked my DH for a divorce there and then...

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 17:04:16

Oh seriously, ewwwwwwwwww.

BigBrassBand Sat 07-Sep-13 17:05:45

Haha eww FrenchRuby!

I sold a leather dress on Ebay once and had a message asking if I was a Dom. Person claimed to be a Sub. Not a very well behaved Sub, approaching people unsolicited! realises that sounds quite dom-like

That eastenders star is a sort - he tried it with me too!

EasyMark Sat 07-Sep-13 17:15:03

I had some man pm me on here with his cock photo so I sent mine back wink

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 17:18:18

motherofdragon aw I thought I was special sad

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 18:31:03

Werent there a kiss and tell about that.

Was it either of you 2?

It wasn't me! I have some standards ya know! wink

He tried to seduce me in a bar in Essex. Sadly he couldn't thaw the ice queen!

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 18:55:26

Gotta love Essex aint ya.

Where in Essex?

It has gotta either be, Basildon, Romford, Southend or Brentwood.

Chelmsford!

NeoMaxiZoomDweebie Sat 07-Sep-13 19:11:59

I was asked to discuss rompers by someone on here....in a PM!

BOF Sat 07-Sep-13 19:16:29

Have you reported it, Ezio? (love that band btw smile)

IAmMiranda Sat 07-Sep-13 19:36:08

I gave a guy my phone number many moons ago and he proceeded to text me the next morning about his erect penis and it's relation to myself in graphic detail.

[shudder]

JerseySpud Sat 07-Sep-13 19:49:52

Dean Gaffney dated my cousin for a bit.

He was as ugly in real life as he was on screen.

And extreme up himself.

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 19:52:09

Bugger, i was gonna say Chelmsford, no i havent yet BOF.

Souredstones Sat 07-Sep-13 19:52:11

I've just been sick in my mouth at the thought if dean gaffney coming onto me

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 19:53:23

He always did come across as a grabby twat.

squoosh Sat 07-Sep-13 19:55:30

You're just jealous Souredstones. Who wouldn't want the adonis that is Dean Gaffney leering at them via facebook?!?

SPBisResisting Sat 07-Sep-13 19:56:05

Good old dean gets about a bit doesnt he? Was his dog with him all these times?
Ehat the hell was the dog's name again?

FastWindow Sat 07-Sep-13 19:56:51

I'm sorry to say I remember. Wellard.

SPBisResisting Sat 07-Sep-13 19:57:01

Wellard!

DownstairsMixUp Sat 07-Sep-13 19:57:07

Someone with bad english messaged me on FB to say I had "nice breast and eye" hmm

Well ard!
Yuck to DG sad

Wellard!!!!

SPBisResisting Sat 07-Sep-13 19:57:50

I think I even remember him gettinf and naming the dog
Cos he's well 'ard

Souredstones Sat 07-Sep-13 19:58:03

I consider myself lucky as Chelmsford was my old stomping ground!

But what can I say. Jealousy is a terrible thing.

envy. <---- either puking or envy you decide

SPBisResisting Sat 07-Sep-13 19:58:30

Downstairs you sound like some mutant chicken

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 20:05:38

Im glad i never enjoyed the Chelmsford nightlife, Colchester and Braintree were more my seen.

lagertops Sat 07-Sep-13 20:08:30

I had a text out of the blue one day from someone I had met up with twice with mutual friends and kissed that said 'Wot is ur cup size and do you shave pussy?'

Gosh, I can even remember the txt spk, it shocked me that much.

I'd have said I only have glasses and mugs & my cat is a long-haired breed lagertops

nothing like feigning ignorance/innocence to throw them off...

squoosh Sat 07-Sep-13 20:18:26

'Wot is ur cup size and do you shave pussy?'

I love the blunt matter of fact mode of questioning.
Did you have a nice weekend?
Did you see X Factor?
Have you been on holidays?
What's your cup size?
Do you shave your pussy?

I bet that silver tongued devil is fighting them off!

EricNorthmansFangbanger Sat 07-Sep-13 20:20:43

Downstairs - grin I've just woken DS up snorting at that.

Dean Gaffney...<boak>

YoniTime Sat 07-Sep-13 20:24:29

I would have answered that I like a nice medium cup of tea thank you, not too small and not too large. I also don't own a cat but I have a dog who needs to have his fur trimmed in summer when the weather is really hot.

YoniTime Sat 07-Sep-13 20:25:44

Ah didn't see your reply OrchardKeeper grin

grin

lagertops Sat 07-Sep-13 20:55:31

The worst thing about it was when I told my friend, she said nonchalantly 'Yeah, he's texted me that before.'
Er, cheers for trying to set me up with him? And there's me thinking I was special...

stiffstink Sat 07-Sep-13 21:01:37

Sold something on ebay and buyer wanted photos of me wearing it whilst skateboarding.

I was asked by a different buyer if I would include a small bag of chewed up food.

I am a weirdo magnet.

EasyMark Sat 07-Sep-13 21:18:44

Stiffstink I think you win [evny] <--- vomit face

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 21:29:41

Errrr yeah, chewed up food!!!! WTAF!!!!

DownstairsMixUp Sun 08-Sep-13 17:55:51

That's what I thought SP maybe I literally do just have the one good breast and eye. I'll have to try figure out if it's the right or left boob that is the better one!

GingerBlackAndOriental Sun 08-Sep-13 18:00:02

I had a message sent to my 'others' inbox on facebook as it was from someone I wasn't connected with that I didn't know. No idea where he found my profile or why he decided to message me but..

It was a picture of his rather pathetic looking cock. The message read "Fo you" hmm

I blocked him after reporting the message...

IneedAyoniNickname Sun 08-Sep-13 18:23:28

I went on a date with a seemingly lovely guy, he picked me up, paid etc etc. Was a total gentleman.
He text me later that evening saying "you looked so fucking hot tonight, I wanted to rape you" shock

I'm hoping I don't need to say that I never saw him again!.

How could any woman resist!!

The 19 year old he's just left his wife for apparently couldn't. according to the Daily Mail

MulberryHag Sun 08-Sep-13 19:09:10

I once got messaged by a man on eBay about a totally harmless and teacher-like cardigan I was selling. Saying he'd buy it if I threw in some of my underwear. Old and unwashed was ok.
Uuhhh....hmm

Whereisegg Sun 08-Sep-13 19:21:47

I once received a text asking if I was ok.

I didn't recognise the number so replied "sorry, who is this?"

My reply was (something like) "hi sue, it's me from last night.
I just wanted to check you were ok as you didn't seem able to walk very well afterwards"
All ok, apart from he had attatched a picture of his erect penis.

YoniTime Sun 08-Sep-13 19:35:15

Isn't it strange how men like to send photos of their least beautiful bodypart to women? Next time someone sends you a penis picture, ask for a full nude that includes his face. Then post it on the internets wine

Mia4 Sun 08-Sep-13 19:53:41

I once had a watsapp sent to me which was meant for a friend's SO, she sent him it then either got confused or pressed her touch screen too fast and it forwarded the message to her last (before him) contact. It was a very sexy text, I was pretty impressed by the graphic imagery in three sentences. Glad it wasn't a picture.

What was your response OP?

buttermellow Sun 08-Sep-13 20:07:12

"Do you know, the intimacy in our marriage wasn't great either, we didn't live like a married couple, she never wanted to make love, we only had sex a few times. I had needs. I was lonely and rejected."

From my father discussing my mother!

I appreciate that he wanted to talk but I was just 16 and didn't want to imagine my parents unhappy sex life! I never have replied!

squoosh Sun 08-Sep-13 20:12:23

Eeeek butter, that must have been deeply uncomfortable. Legitimate feelings etc, but don't try and discuss them with your daughter!

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