To be irritated that DS1 has taken the last batteries I was saving for my rabbit?

(52 Posts)
ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 14:32:36

We spend a fortune on them and I noticed a few left and hey ho, I thought, "I get those later and dust off the old rabbit so DH and I can have some fun". DS1(10) is always popping to the drawer and helping himself to batteries for the x-box controller hmm.

Bloody hell, I can't even have a wank or bring the "third party" into relations now grin. I will have to get some more and hide them. We had thousands last week.

Beastofburden Tue 30-Jul-13 14:34:32

When ds1 goes to bed, nick the batteries out of his controller. As long as you put them back he is not going to know.

HeySoulSister Tue 30-Jul-13 14:34:41

Buy him one if those charge as he plays lead things! About a tenner in Argos?

pah ha ha ha ha ha! the bloody bastards, bad luck old gel!

StuntGirl Tue 30-Jul-13 14:36:23

Why don't you have a play and charge kit for the xbox? You're just throwing money away buying regular batteries for an xbox controller.

What beastof said!

cathpip Tue 30-Jul-13 14:44:30

Take the batteries out when ds has gone to bed, that's just evil what he has donesmile!!

ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 14:44:48

There won't be any charge left in them by the time I'm finished, phew!

SmiteYouWithThunderbolts Tue 30-Jul-13 15:19:03

Haha, I maintain the moment I knew I'm a dedicated mum was when I went to remove the batteries from my rabbit so the kids could have them for their Xbox controllers. That's love for you.

But yeah, buy a battery pack and charger lead for the controllers. Saved me a lot of frustration time replacing batteries!

PipkinsPal Tue 30-Jul-13 15:23:56

Get rechargeables or shake your hand whilst you are using your rabbit grin

Bowlersarm Tue 30-Jul-13 15:30:55

Ha ha, and you can't even tell him why you're annoyed.

ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 15:52:50

He's had a sour faced "you need to save up to buy a recharger or buy batteries out of your own money". On the way to the park, I stopped at Waitrose to get money out and snuck in to get my own private stash while they were in the car.
I treated myself to Duracell Ultra powers, no less. 'Aint no mother fucker gonna get their hands on those.
I will have my revenge in a few years when Ds hits puberty. I'll be up and down the stairs knocking on his bedroom door like a copper's battering ram on a drug dealer's front door (to nick a phase of Marmalades) every few minutes on the flimsiest of pretexts. Wankus Interuptus anyone?

grin at Wankus Interuptus.

Why don't you upgrade your rabbit to a mains powered vibrator?

ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 16:04:06

Perhaps I could have a petrol generator going in the en suite, phut phutting away.
Vroom vroom!
I must say, I haven't had
Much use out of the rabbit and I think DH spent a bit on it. I am slightly intimated by it, and I don't know why.

LittleprincessinGOLDrocks Tue 30-Jul-13 16:06:42

Get a rechargeable vibe! They are becoming more reasonably priced lately. Go on, treat yourself to an up grade grin

ClartyCarol Tue 30-Jul-13 16:08:52

Rabbits are a bit too wham, bam, thank you ma'am if you ask me.

babybearsmummy Tue 30-Jul-13 16:10:02

You have 2 options IMO:

1) Buy a battery recharger and rechargeable batteries

2) Hardwire you rabbit into the mains (just make sure the cable is long enough!)

Lots of luck!

Fifi2406 Tue 30-Jul-13 16:16:02

Hahahaha! Amazing thread grin

goodasitgets Tue 30-Jul-13 16:17:53

Rechargeable is the way forwards. Ann summers ultimate O wink or a Hitachi wand

ClartyCarol Tue 30-Jul-13 16:21:44

Hitachi has diversified into sex aids? shock

goodasitgets Tue 30-Jul-13 16:38:24

It's the main one, but lovehoney etc sell their own versions

Beastofburden Tue 30-Jul-13 17:40:42

Yes agree, why should ds get the rechargeable technology, let him have the batteries and you can invest in the latest gear.

Lol at knocking on his door but I don't think he will answer....

peachactiviaminge Tue 30-Jul-13 17:54:12

Charge and play packs for the 360 are reduced to £2.49 in Argos at the moment.

thebody Tue 30-Jul-13 18:51:46

you dirty old mare!!!

Just use the Xbox controller, they vibrate don't they?! grin

TheYamiOfYawn Tue 30-Jul-13 19:48:58

Get a rechargeable vibe! Lelo ones are lovely (but expensive).

I spat my wine over my computer when I read the title

ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 20:27:41

Santa's sack is going to be bulging for me this Christmas, I am doing my list already; Hitachi manic wand, an o ring, a mains one and a lelo. Buzz buzz buzz.
I suppose in a crisis, I could rely on the old viz tip: an empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a good emergency vibratorgrin

goodasitgets Tue 30-Jul-13 20:34:25

The lelo ones are lovely. Disclaimer I am not a sex toy addict, I just wasted half an hour in Ann summers this week grin

softlysoftly Tue 30-Jul-13 20:38:44

Why do people like vibrators? Am I missing something?

<<niave prude>>

WilmaFingerdoo Tue 30-Jul-13 20:41:51

grin at Hitachi manic wand.

Yup. You definitely want yer sex aids manic.

I don't like them either softly. Hands, dildos and buttpluggs for me.

ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 20:47:22

Did they let you try it in the shop softly? shock

LifeHuh Tue 30-Jul-13 21:13:57

Ha ha! So I guess I'm the only person who spent a surreal moment thinking "batteries? Rabbit? Why on earth would a rabbit want batteries....oh." Ver'slow,that's me!

softlysoftly Tue 30-Jul-13 21:17:00

I've never tried one, do they do free trials <<boak>>

thebody Tue 30-Jul-13 21:19:48

best ever purchase!! including shoes!! seriously 0 to orgasm in 4 minutes!!

Lackedpunchesforever Tue 30-Jul-13 21:28:35

You can pick one up cheap on Gumtree Softly.

Actually that's a joke.

At least I hope it's a joke.

OP I recommend rechargeable for your bunny - that way he never loses oomph wink

Lackedpunchesforever Tue 30-Jul-13 21:29:07

4 minutes ? I'd demand a refund wink

dementedma Tue 30-Jul-13 21:41:07

Electric toothbrush does the job in seconds!

ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 21:55:27

Is that the Hitachi, TheBody?

See, AKiss, I would feel like I needed a poo with a butt plug up there. I closed the brown doors some years back after a lovely rectocele repair post child birth; "we don't want to undo the surgeons good work, do we, DH?" grin
Nighty night.

vivizone Tue 30-Jul-13 21:59:16

HAHA you actually put a smile on my face. Enjoy!

thebody Tue 30-Jul-13 22:18:10

😄😄😄😄 u dirty mares

ClartyCarol Tue 30-Jul-13 23:01:27

Hope you give it a wash before you brush your teeth dementedma?!

dementedma Tue 30-Jul-13 23:02:58

I use dh's when I am pissed off with him grin

ratbagcatbag Tue 30-Jul-13 23:05:58

Peach. Have you got the link for the £2.49 charge and play pack for Xbox?

Alconleigh Tue 30-Jul-13 23:26:58

I have the most lovely rechargeable Lelo toy, branded Myla as It was bought from there. A gift, you understand...

Alohomora Tue 30-Jul-13 23:28:45

grin grin grin

I had to stop peeking at this thread at work (ahem), excellent shopping list for Santa there!

softlysoftly Wed 31-Jul-13 01:05:14




Ericaequites Wed 31-Jul-13 02:49:17

Buy a Hitachi Magic Wand. They plug into the wall, and are very effective.

peachactiviaminge Wed 31-Jul-13 07:27:29

Rat They appear to have gone up to £4.99 here spotted them on HUKD yesterday.

ParvatiTheWitch Sat 03-Aug-13 00:10:25

Dear Heavens above. Thank you, "AsGoodasitGets". I bought an Ultimate "O" and it is the best £40 I have ever spent. I have just had one of the best home alone nights ever. It brings you off so quickly and I don't find it easy to orgasm, I couldn't believe it. I have wanked myself silly and had three big ones. With all the trembling and clenching at the "moment of truth", I won't need to do anymore crunches, I'll have abs of steel. It is fucking intense though.
That thread about elusive orgasm, hmm, they need the Ultimate O. I am still shaking.

ParvatiTheWitch Sat 03-Aug-13 00:12:18

Forgot to say, it plugs into the mains to charge up grin. It doesn't need batteries. Which was the whole point of the thread.
I am not feeling so sour faced anymore.

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