"Let it go", "I can't be bothered to consider this", "you thought that was worth posting?",

(151 Posts)
HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 08:12:07

"I can't bring my myself to care about this",

Huh? Do you people understand Mumsnet not at all?



<yawn> grin

shaggyrogers Fri 26-Jul-13 08:14:14

Well if that is all you have to worry about you are lucky! Some of us have real problems to worry about (jam or marmite for my toast?).

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 08:18:48

Jam. It's too hot for marmite.

pianodoodle Fri 26-Jul-13 08:19:16

Always Marmite smile

shaggyrogers Fri 26-Jul-13 08:23:50

I could have one of each hmm.

tittytittyhanghang Fri 26-Jul-13 08:25:16

MYOB. Bah humbug, if i know enough about it to post on mn then it is my business :D

Fuzzysnout Fri 26-Jul-13 08:28:05

I'm far too busy cooking all my meals from scratch and making sure no one parks outside my house to be able to comment on this thread. If you have time to care about stuff like this then you're clearly the sort of crap parent who lets your child sit in supermarket trollies with dog shit on their shoes. I bet you don't even remember to collect other people's shopping lists. I'm judging you!

Fenton Fri 26-Jul-13 08:30:15

Here, have my first biscuit

FannyMcNally Fri 26-Jul-13 08:30:34

Yawn. Another thread I can't be arsed about.

None of you would be able to read this if you were paying attention to your kids, rather than pissing anout on your i-thingies!

I am off to Morrisons to buy a teeny tiny chicken to make meals from for the next month so I haven't got time for your first world problems OP.

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 08:50:05

<<sighs contentedly>>

numbum Fri 26-Jul-13 08:54:28


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ImTooHecsyForYourParty Fri 26-Jul-13 08:57:06

I do wish people wouldn't do it.

It's so spiteful.

Not everything that you want to talk about/moan about is a global crisis that is about to end life as we know it! grin it's ok to want to have a chat about the fact there was no wholegrain bread in the shop this morning grin or something.

I don't understand why there are people who can't understand that it's perfectly possible to want to talk about trivial things, even though they are not actually a big issue or indeed the worst thing that's ever happened in your life.

This is a bloody chat forum for crying out loud. I wonder where they think they are? grin a forum for discussing things of international importance?

It just comes across as mean and I wonder why it's done.

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 09:15:49

I don't know, but I would LOVE to see it real life.

::group of people sat in pub::

"Oh bloody hell, they've ran out of Cava, the bastards, I really fancied a glass"

"FFS, it's just not worth my time listening to this. Seriously, haven't you heard of water? Sorry, I can't be involved in this conversation with you!"

<<awkward silence>>

TheCuntingPigeon Fri 26-Jul-13 09:16:45

Coo. smile

cornyblend37 Fri 26-Jul-13 09:19:24

'Oh bloody hell, they've ran out of Cava, the bastards, I really fancied a glass'

'Wow. Just wow.'

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 09:20:38

I've already thrown a glass of water at one cunting pigeon today <<glares>>

Emilythornesbff Fri 26-Jul-13 09:21:36

grin fuzzysnout grin

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 09:22:36

"Oh bloody hell, they've ran out of Cava, the bastards, I really fancied a glass"

"So what. What the fuck are you doing in the pub anyway? Maybe you should spend a bit more time looking after your poor children?"

XBenedict Fri 26-Jul-13 09:24:38

OMG sparkling your comment just reminded me of the dream I had last night where I was defrosting chickens in my toilets but I was also selling my house and had to run around and remove the chickens from the toilets when the estate agent turned up with some potential buyers ..........as you do hmm

Comments please confused

FrussoHathor Fri 26-Jul-13 09:26:01

I completely agree with you honeydragon

Looks like its going to be one of those days.

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 09:26:49

Comments please

Less gin before bedtime for you my dear.

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Fri 26-Jul-13 09:26:54

That would be so funny.
well, no, it wouldn't grin

but I wonder if people would post the way they do if they took a moment to put themselves face to face with the person they're posting to and say it out loud.

I am so pissed off, my husband left the loo seat up again this morning

oh for fucks sake, talk about your first world problem. you do know there are people in africa who don't even HAVE a toilet...

No friends. No friends at all within a week.

I say it far too often but you see the core of people on here. Who they are when there are no real consequences for them.

It's an education, I tell you that grin makes you think I wonder how much rl chat is just totally fake and behind it they're thinking all the things people say on here

Emilythornesbff Fri 26-Jul-13 09:26:57

YAbu because this thread is hilarious and my I pad is about to run out of juice during a long bf.

I will try to get a grip though.

Too hot for marmite! How can it be too hot for marmite? You need to get a grip OP!

DowntonTrout Fri 26-Jul-13 09:32:17

"Oh bloody hell, they've ran out of Cava, the bastards, I really fancied a glass"

So you were thinking of drinking alcohol, whilst in charge of children and now you're on your I-thingy telling us about this third world problem?

Go and interact with them FGS and while you're at it make sure you make a donation to a charity of my choice, that you can't afford/ or don't wish to support. Otherwise I will come back and slap you with a wet fish!

Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme Fri 26-Jul-13 09:32:47

Mmm, hot buttered crumpets, a cup of tea and the morning paper.

<<misses point of thread entirely>>

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 09:34:00

It's too hot for marmite because its too hot for Bovril , ipso facto.

kim147 Fri 26-Jul-13 09:34:01

"But what are you doing about it?"

Do I have to justify and explain what I do when I post about an issue?

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 09:37:48

Yes Kim, you do.

Hello mnetters, can anyone give me advice on how to get this rabid tiger out my down stairs bathroom?

Op, clearly you knew living near a safari park would result in this. What are you going to do about it?

I'm so glad to be reading this thread. Intrigued by Gluezilla I went and peeked at Confetti. <starts to tremble> It's not the Zombies we need to worry about..... I'm off to pack my OFR.

Oh, marmite with marmalade is a good combination. HTH. grin

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 09:44:15

I'm constantly amazed at the number of people who don't read the OP properly, or even worse, people who only read the OP.

<derails thread a little>

HoneyDragon Send in a toddler. Works every time.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Fri 26-Jul-13 09:49:40


Let it go.....

no fuck off I want to moan about it and cannot say it anywhere else

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Fri 26-Jul-13 09:50:48

I've only read the OP but I am constantly amazed at the number of people who don't read the OP properly.



OP "unreasonable thing"

100 x YABU

OP - fair enough, guess I am being unreasonable then, thanks

100 x you foul wankstain sack of shit oozing festering boil on the backside of humanity how dare you be so unreasonable. I feel sorry for your children.

nkf Fri 26-Jul-13 09:51:33

About 80% of MN is trivial. And that's a conservative estimate. It's a monument to triviality. Did you think it was full of important issues?

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 09:53:42

Well, not all threads can be as profound and important as this one!


HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 09:55:53

A monument to Triviality

grin that would look brilliant as a caption just under the Mumsnet logo.

I feel sorry for your children.

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 09:57:34

'A monument to triviality' could apply to the whole of the internet though. Or maybe to life? A lot of life is really rather trivial, isn't it.

Apart from mine of course. grin

Maybe if youre the op of a thread which gets a " be grateful you can afford bananas" comment, youcould apply to mnhq for a MERIC badge to be applied to the thread. Mnhq endorsed random inconsequential chat.

encyclogirl Fri 26-Jul-13 10:01:18

I have never said this before, LTB

nkf Fri 26-Jul-13 10:02:16

Have my first biscuit.

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 10:03:26

Actually, the only sensible response to those comments is LTT - Leave the thread. Or maybe LTTYF - Leaf the thread you fucker.

spiderlight Fri 26-Jul-13 10:03:38

And it's "RUN out of Cava". Tsk. wink

HighJinx Fri 26-Jul-13 10:04:20

Hello mnetters, can anyone give me advice on how to get this rabid tiger out my down stairs bathroom?

What the hell is wrong with you? It's people like you wanting to get rid of tigers for their own convenience that has led to them being an endangered species. Can you really not just use the upstairs bathroom and be less selfish?

I pity your tiger.

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 10:05:47

Really, HighJinx? Really!?! You assume that the OP has an upstairs bathroom, not everyone does you know.

daisychain01 Fri 26-Jul-13 10:07:06

75% of threads are made up by benefits cheats because they have so much time on their hands when they should be going out and getting a job and stop sponging off the taxpayer.

and the other 25% are people who spend 33 pages talking about a hamwitch.

Sorry must dash, there's a woman outside screaming that her kid is an f*&$()£ and a c&$U*(P - just want to listen so I can come back onto AIBU and report it word for word.

usualsuspect Fri 26-Jul-13 10:07:08

Sometimes posters do need to let it go though.

Repeatedlydoingthetwist Fri 26-Jul-13 10:09:04

I'm always amused by those posters who state that they can't be bothered to engage in a discussion about something so trivial but CAN be bothered to post telling us that. Surely a massive contradiction?!

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 10:21:47

I know Usual. Do you think they know that we laugh at them?

WRT the tiger have you considered leaving the bastard? (I've always wanted to post that)

Also, I know this is your thread but I want to talk about clouds in the sky but can't be arsed to start my own thread so will try to distract and derail yours.

There aren't any clouds in my sky. Should I start a thread? You can all tell me how to get some.

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Fri 26-Jul-13 10:29:51

Why did you get a tiger in the first place if you knew you couldn't look after it?

You should have anticipated when you got it that it would turn rabid and take up residence in your downstairs bathroom.

oh, what's that? You didn't get the tiger?

Well, what were you doing buying a house without first checking for tigers? Why didn't you consider this? You have only yourself to blame.

I feel sorry for your children, your husband, your budgie, that slice of toast you had this morning and the kid you babysat for when you were 14.

<hides thread>

Seriously though (I always like saying that), it's so annoying. So, because I posted a tiny little snippet of my life which annoyed me a bit, it means that I have nothing whatsoever to worry about apart from this?

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 10:34:59

We have quite a few clouds in our sky, but we leave near a cloud factory.

thecatfromjapan Fri 26-Jul-13 10:36:38

I like the idea of a monument to triviality. There should be a monument to triviality. Perhaps that plinth in Trafalgar Square? Though mn as the monument to triviality would be far better.

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 10:38:15

Umm, I mean we live near a cloud factory.


InkleWinkle Fri 26-Jul-13 10:39:54

Did you all mean to be so rude?


crashdoll Fri 26-Jul-13 10:43:54

Guys, I will be hiding the thread. I wanted you all to know because I am VERY IMPORTANT.

FannyMcNally Fri 26-Jul-13 10:44:14

'There aren't any clouds in my sky'

Stealth boast or what? Some of us DO have clouds at the moment and it's fucking annoying. I have to go upstairs and get a cardigan to go out in. And before you start YES, I'm lucky to have an upstairs and YES I have a cardigan. Two actually.

ScrambledSmegs Fri 26-Jul-13 10:44:36

I am a monument to triviality.

crashdoll Fri 26-Jul-13 10:45:06

But before I go, <hands out grips> and now I really am going to pretend to hide the thread.

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 10:45:58

I am a trivial monument.

MrsDeVere Fri 26-Jul-13 10:49:16

Is that Cava ethically sourced? I have never understood people buying cheap Cava that doesn't last just because its cheap when they could buy a classic Cava for just a few hundred pounds more.
Even if it means cutting back a bit on other things. We manage it and I am a SAHP and my OH only earns 150k.
So I really think you could too.

You caught me Fanny! grin

I was also marking my place.

ScrambledSmegs Fri 26-Jul-13 10:53:35

Oh, those threads where people have a quite obviously vile relative and post about them (quite often mothers/MILs) and someone comes onto the thread and tells them to be grateful because their <insert relative> is dead. Very helpful.

If I said something like that to my dear friend who has a deeply poisonous mother and a very controlling (but loving) MIL she would quite rightfully twat me in the face with a frying pan. And I would deserve it.

usualsuspect Fri 26-Jul-13 10:58:46

Or the other ones where the MIL has dared to let pfb stay up 5 minutes later than normal.

It's all 'nip it in the bud and cut her out of your life ,your baby your rules.

MrsDeVere Fri 26-Jul-13 10:59:05

Yes that is awful!
I have never understood it and it wouldn't cross my mind to post something like that. Even if someone was moaning about their teenage daughter shock

It is so nasty and self absorbed.

saythatagain Fri 26-Jul-13 11:00:03

I'm monumentally trivial, with clouds, cardigan and three shitters in my house. Grant you, no tiger but then I live near Hull.

ScrambledSmegs Fri 26-Jul-13 11:02:42

Could be any relative usual. Is brother in my case, although I love him really grin

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 11:05:13

I have clouds and blazing sunshine. May I suggest the rest of you need to sort your lives and and organise your weather better?

FannyMcNally Fri 26-Jul-13 11:05:45

Do we actually allow people on here from Hull? Just asking, don't want a flaming or anything.

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 11:06:49

Hull is just misunderstood. sad

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 11:07:31

Yeah, but you've also got cunting pigeons, HoneyDragon.

saythatagain Fri 26-Jul-13 11:08:34

Harrumph ...... I said near Hull fgs.
Blatant nastiness; I only want to be liked.
Screw your clouds, they're common anyway.

I am waiting for all of you to produce credentials that prove you are qualified to have opinions.

And no you are not allowed to qualify your judgement by talking about other situations like the one in the op that does not completely agree with the op.

You are all childabuseexcusing/stickybeakednosey bastards. (Delete as applicable)

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 11:16:17

<<needs cure for cunting pigeons>>

crashdoll Fri 26-Jul-13 11:20:53

I want a peer reviewed study on this!

FannyMcNally Fri 26-Jul-13 11:24:25

<stands up> I am an MNer. Therefore I judge.

I didn't understand your second paragraph scone. I will step away from the cheap Cava, sober up and reread.

FrussoHathor Fri 26-Jul-13 11:32:18

Do we actually allow people on here from Hull? Just asking, don't want a flaming or anything

You are allowed unless your name is Brian wink.

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 26-Jul-13 11:35:58

<stands up> I am an MNer. Therefore I judge.

I think you're an imposter, Fanny. A real MNer would <sit down> and judge. Standing up is far too much effort.

Caster8 Fri 26-Jul-13 11:36:34

Where is the evidence?
Just look outside your door and in your community. You do not need a study and research papers to refer to, for literally everything that moves.

Two cardigans? That's a bit entitled. You should give one to a foodbank.

MrsDeVere Fri 26-Jul-13 11:44:58

My taxes paid for those cardigans...

nkf Fri 26-Jul-13 11:50:40

Just bung it in the slow cooker with a can of cherry coke. Yum.

Yeay, I managed a minor derailment. I am jealous of your cardigans, why do you need 2. Did you not know there are people who don't even have one, I can't believe the stealth boasts on this thread.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Fri 26-Jul-13 11:56:59

Hmmm see the OP hasn't been back in the last 30 minutes

(Clearly a troll as no-one has a life outside of mn of course) grin

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered Fri 26-Jul-13 11:59:03

I like the competitive disapproval.

Poster 1: Well I can see the other person's POV OP, but I think YABabitU.

Poster 10: I feel sorry for the other person. YABtotallyU.

Poster 20: That poor person, you are are a rude, abusive disgrace to humanity, I hope you get shat on from a great height!

nkf Fri 26-Jul-13 12:00:22

Come back, OP.
Send a link to this thread.
Oh, FFS.
Anyone got an Ocado link?

hurricanewyn Fri 26-Jul-13 12:00:54

Well I asked my DH (who's opinion is obviously superior to all you wimmin) and he says that if you can't afford an organic chicken to feed all your children for the month, including making stock from, then you should not buy any meat & instead use lentils as a substitute.

ILoveAFullFridge Fri 26-Jul-13 12:04:46

Sometimes they're valid POVs, but no need to be so rude or nasty.

Oops, sorry, this is Mumsnet, not Netmums, so rude and nasty is part of being here.

Very funny thread, though.

Do pigeons actually have cunts?

nkf Fri 26-Jul-13 12:06:33

I don't give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks. I'm a right charmer.

ILoveAFullFridge Fri 26-Jul-13 12:07:19

I just used the c-word on MN for the first time ever!

AIBU to be angry HoneyDragon for causing me to lower my standards? You've dragged me down, you, you, you, TROLL!

But just think how many cunting pigeons you'd have without the tiger. I have no idea who you are but still feel the need to contribute

TheCuntingPigeon Fri 26-Jul-13 12:18:25

Coooo cooo coo coooooo coo. Coo cooooo coooooo? Coo. Coo coo coo! Coooooo coooooooooooooooooooooo coo cooooo cooo? Coo cooo. Cooo coo!

TheCuntingPigeon Fri 26-Jul-13 12:19:28

Coo. angry

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 12:20:10

My mum came round. You have to stop mnetting when your mum visits .

I LOVE trivial posts so YANBU. I started my own trivial post today so maybe I am bias. wink

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 12:22:50

Fuck you, cunting pigeon and all your feathery fuckered friends <<cries>>

TheCuntingPigeon Fri 26-Jul-13 12:23:15

Coo coo coo. grin

TheCuntingPigeon Fri 26-Jul-13 12:26:47

Coo. sad

Coo? wine

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 12:29:14

<<tentatively accepts wine>>

At 2;30am this morning all I could hear was surreptitious cooing from my ceiling <<sobs>>

Niklepic Fri 26-Jul-13 12:31:43

I think you are very unfair to swear at the pigeon, maybe it has special needs!

daisychain01 Fri 26-Jul-13 12:33:22

I was going to post something like

"Looks like the OP has flounced off in a strop - huh, typical! Obviously can't stand the torching - asks for an opinion and then can't hack it".

Sod it, she has posted at 12:29 and 14 seconds, so it doesn't count now grin.

Oh, who cares, its too bloody hot and my feet have swollen up.

Fenton Fri 26-Jul-13 12:34:19

But she does appear to be drip feeding hmm

Pigeon post is soooo last century.

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 12:46:21

Fenton ... I have a slight pigeon stalking issue, that is all.

Fenton Fri 26-Jul-13 12:58:49

Ah, now we're getting somewhere


Jusdkjbfaselaseounelaseoiaoseiflasces asdcoaeindawe ascoaeknwaleich mjiascewiawu dslcoiwedhasndo

Apologies for the typing, I just want to sneak in a stealth boast that I am a breastfeeder

You can spray pigeons with fence creosote, you know. HTH.

doingthesplitz Fri 26-Jul-13 13:39:42

Look, as long as none of you are driving SUVs, excluding my fab children from your weddings or buying frozen mash I couldn't care less <yawn>.

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 13:49:01

SUV on driveway check
Frozen Mash in freezer check
Recollection of splitz's dcs attending wedding zero

Uh Oh

FrussoHathor Fri 26-Jul-13 13:56:49

I hate pigeon coos more than seagulls

ILoveAFullFridge Fri 26-Jul-13 14:02:27

Why do you stalk pigeons?

doingthesplitz Fri 26-Jul-13 14:02:40

Ok Honey. Now I care. Ooooh boy do I care <rolls up sleeves, narrows eyes>

crashdoll Fri 26-Jul-13 14:34:08

daisychain01 "Oh, who cares, its too bloody hot and my feet have swollen up."

I am shocked, horrified and offended that you wrote this. Don't you know some people aren't fortunate enough to have feet? You're complaining about swollen feet, well you're bloody lucky to have feet at all! I'm really upset about this and hiding the thread. Fucking MN allowing footist posts to remain. angry

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Fri 26-Jul-13 14:42:16


DiaryOfAWimpyMum Fri 26-Jul-13 14:43:26

It's the crows you have to watch, sneaky bastards, seagulls too, they shit on my head often the squawking scary creatures!


HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 14:45:37

I'm not stalking pigeons, the pigeons are stalking me.

Example a. I was on this thread before cunting pigeon.

Example b. I have not had 2am asbo pigeons squatting in my property till this year.

TheCuntingPigeon Fri 26-Jul-13 14:56:41

Cooooooo. smile

FeegleFion Fri 26-Jul-13 15:10:05

I have been known to go back and forth with other posters, each with polar opposite opinions usually benefits bashers and when it's come to the point where it's understood that they believe me to be a bleeding heart and I, them to be the type who believes everything Tory properganda they read in the newspapers I disengage saying it's obvious neither side is prepared to move on what they believe to be right by informing them I can't be arsed expending any more energy on a fruitless discussion.

josephinebruce Fri 26-Jul-13 15:16:15

Hang on - surely the most disturbing thing in this thread is that there's a pub out there that has run out of Cava

shaggyrogers Fri 26-Jul-13 15:43:48

Hopefully the pub has just run out of chilled Cava and here are still plenty of bottles lying in the wine cellar.

josephinebruce Fri 26-Jul-13 16:04:27

That's ok then.
Crisis over grin

Hmm. My second paragraph makes no sense. Dammit. Now I have to accept that I am unreasonable.

<cries, necks more diazepam>

Y'know the pigeon thing makes soooo much more sense now. I have a stalker who is a robin. Trufact.

TheCuntingPigeon Fri 26-Jul-13 16:10:04


magimedi Fri 26-Jul-13 16:14:36

You may have cunting pigeons but I have frigging seagulls. The fuckers wake me every dawn fighting with the magpies.

I live at least 5 miles from the sea - the fuckers need to fuck off there.

magimedi Fri 26-Jul-13 17:34:15

I told you the seagulls are fuckers.

They've killed this thread.

Am off for wine

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 17:43:24

Nah... You've not killed it. I was just doing ironing.

magimedi Fri 26-Jul-13 17:51:42

Ironing is a social conspiracy - according to my DS.

And before anyone says anything, I haven't ironed for him since I taught him how to do it some 18 years ago.

josephinebruce Fri 26-Jul-13 17:54:53

I hope you don't just get one magpie fighting the seagulls.....that's bad luck, that is.

Fuzzysnout Fri 26-Jul-13 20:00:19

YABVU re. the tiger. You can't possibly know that he is rabid all of the time from just seeing a snapshot of his life. He might have just been having a stressful day. Did you offer to help him?

magimedi Fri 26-Jul-13 20:11:21

And if you are living in tiger territory you would be VU not to have had an rabies jab - FFS - I thought everyone knew that?

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 21:24:48

He got rabies of the pigeon

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 21:25:00



MrsDeVere Fri 26-Jul-13 21:45:09

A fully grown pigeon can break a mans arm.

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 21:49:01

They've broken my spirit MrsD, I could well believe the arm

pixwix Fri 26-Jul-13 22:11:20

I work in a hospital that is plagued by pigeons! we always have the sluice room window open, but the feckers get in, you open the sluice room door, and they hoof it out onto the ward.

The patients fall about laughing as we chase em around - it's kinda not an option to close the sluice room window iyswim...

so we put up pictures of scary owls, silhouettes of predators etc on the window to try to deter them. now they line up on the window sill, gazing up at them lovingly, hoping for a shag.... but at least they don't fly in anymore. Shame really - theres nowt makes your day more than sprinting around mid consultants ward round trying to rugby tackle an errant pigeon or two...

cooo confused

alpinemeadow Fri 26-Jul-13 22:22:51


(oops, forgot the brackets)
(really do find that one quite annoying, actually)

FannyMcNally Fri 26-Jul-13 22:24:59

That's a sexist remark if i ever heard one MrsD. What about a woman's arm? Are they so inferior in the pigeon world that they're not worth bothering with?

FrussoHathor Fri 26-Jul-13 22:43:50

mrsdevere isn't that a swan?

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 23:11:50

Swan, pigeon. Same difference.

pixwix Fri 26-Jul-13 23:13:02

you can't eat swans though cos they allegedly belong to the queen....

HoneyDragon Fri 26-Jul-13 23:15:51

You can if she lets you. Or no ones looking.

If a swan flew into your mouth would it be treason to swallow?

Sleep404 Fri 26-Jul-13 23:23:50

Huh, what do you lot know? I'm off to start a counter thread about the fate of tigers in downstairs loos.

HoneyDragon Sat 27-Jul-13 08:11:21

<<shoves tiger in sleep404's loo>>

I reckon it's an influx of trolling that has lured in the sneery thread commentators.

TheCuntingPigeon Sat 27-Jul-13 09:28:46

Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo.



candycoatedwaterdrops Sat 27-Jul-13 09:38:37

"so we put up pictures of scary owls, silhouettes of predators etc on the window to try to deter them. now they line up on the window sill, gazing up at them lovingly, hoping for a shag.... but at least they don't fly in anymore. Shame really - theres nowt makes your day more than sprinting around mid consultants ward round trying to rugby tackle an errant pigeon or two..."

If we had a 'post of the day' award, this one would definitely win! grin

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