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To want Kate and Wills to call their baby...

(42 Posts)
babybearsmummy Fri 05-Jul-13 14:31:21

Channelle or Tyler

Just to put Katie Hopkins in her place?!

CheeryCherry Fri 05-Jul-13 14:33:43

smile

pollywollydoodle Fri 05-Jul-13 14:55:13

or Balmoralgrin

Pinkponiesrock Fri 05-Jul-13 14:56:18

Windsor or Warwick ;)

chubbymomie2012 Fri 05-Jul-13 15:00:52

PMSL LOve this..

babybearsmummy Fri 05-Jul-13 15:14:12

Princess? Straight to the point with that one!

OHforDUCKScake Fri 05-Jul-13 15:14:58

Kwill?

Wate?

PeterParkerSays Fri 05-Jul-13 15:17:06

I had a dream the other night, where they had a baby boy and called him Wade hmm.

I never remember dreams, and when I occasionally do, don't dream about royalty, and hadn't been reading about them or anything, so God knows what that was about.

Kendodd Fri 05-Jul-13 15:18:25

I wonder how much say they actually have in what their baby is called? Maybe they are just presented with a list from a panel of experts and told to pick one?

Eskino Fri 05-Jul-13 15:20:13

I'd like Will.i.am if its a boy but it has to have the dots in

For a girl I think Pacha-Ibiza, China-Mai(eieai) or Rie-Hannah sound nice, classy like.

titchy Fri 05-Jul-13 15:21:40

I hope they go for a really traditional name, to please his family (and hers too!), but spell it a bit, errr, differently. So something Ellisabeff or Jaymez grin

Kafri Fri 05-Jul-13 15:28:40

If they have a daughter they should call her India cos it's not geographical at all.... hmm

101handbags Fri 05-Jul-13 15:52:37

The baby will arrive Sunday just as Murray lifts the Wimbledon trophy.

SilverOldie Fri 05-Jul-13 17:15:07

Well if Kim Kardashan (yuk) can call her baby North West (double yuk) perhaps they could call their new baby South East?

Hiphopopotamus Netherlands Fri 05-Jul-13 18:28:02

South East will be especially classy when the baby takes ok the Wales surname...

DaddyPigsMistress Fri 05-Jul-13 18:31:12

Oh I love Wate!

RoooneyMara Fri 05-Jul-13 18:31:14

LOL at South East Wales grin

I am going with the wildcard of Barbara.

LadyIsabellaWrotham Belgium Fri 05-Jul-13 18:38:01

Danaerys. I definitely want us to have a Queen Danaerys.

LilacPeony Fri 05-Jul-13 18:40:48

It will be either Prince Kevin or Princess Maureen.

LilacPeony Fri 05-Jul-13 18:41:53

Jordyn or Jorja?

PeaceandFUCKINGLove Fri 05-Jul-13 18:42:25

I want South East Wales! <wipes tear from eye> grin

WouldBeHarrietVane Fri 05-Jul-13 18:43:32

Tallulah Sunrise for a girl

Fresh Prince for a boy

MrsBertMacklin Fri 05-Jul-13 18:44:04

I actually had an idea on this, but it would be a lot of work just to piss off a professional troll.

But it would be great if all the people who match her stereotype of working class oiks, could name any new babies India, Poppy or Maximillian. Or if you're prepared to go the extra mile, change your existing children's names to this by deed poll grin

PeaceandFUCKINGLove Fri 05-Jul-13 18:45:42

Lets face it, she couldn't even find a partner who actually wanted to be with her, so she had to resort to shagging cheating married men in fields and then ensuring that she fell pregnant in order to get them to leave their wives for her.

PeaceandFUCKINGLove Fri 05-Jul-13 18:46:20

oops wrong fred, meant to post on the Katie Hopkins one! grin

I think Aymei-Rouz would be pretty. I know a little girl called that as it happens (with that spelling)!

flipchart Fri 05-Jul-13 18:51:11

I think they should call it Blue Nun Holly!

InViennaWeWerePoetry Fri 05-Jul-13 18:53:24

Now ex- DP was working in the US when Kate's pregnancy was first announced, and sent me a link to a US website he found which had published an article predicting possible royal baby names. Sadly I can't find the link now, but among the suggestions were:

Harrison for a boy, after Prince Harry.

And for a girl, either Kenya, because the baby might have been conceived there, or Spencer, after Diana. grin

phantomnamechanger Fri 05-Jul-13 19:11:51

I think they will go for a classy, elegant name that (for the child's sake) is not too OTT, but just "different" enough that 1000s of people won't immediately copy them. And if anyone copies them but with a chavvy version of the spelling, them claims NOT to have copied cos its a diffrent name innit - that will be beyond grim.

titchy Fri 05-Jul-13 20:57:13

Anyone for Sharlot? Or Hari?

NotYoMomma Fri 05-Jul-13 21:13:19

I think Vicki-Mae Lexi instead of Victoria Maria Alexandria etc

Purplecatti Fri 05-Jul-13 21:46:53

Chardonnay Vajazzle

Kafri Fri 05-Jul-13 22:03:51

wonder if Kate's been on MN and is taking our 'advice' grin

flipchart Fri 05-Jul-13 22:19:11

kafri. Don't be silly. Katie knows everything! She doesn't need advice!
grin

ShellyBoobs Fri 05-Jul-13 22:39:42

Why didn't you just put the complete sentence in the subject line, OP?

mumandboys123 Fri 05-Jul-13 22:49:20

I once sat next to a toddler called Tequila on a train....I think Tequlia Sunrise over Wales would work really well...

Fakebook Fri 05-Jul-13 23:14:37

Safari Joe for a boy

Lill-i-an (pronounced lill I an) for a girl

CocacolaMum Fri 05-Jul-13 23:22:55

I am hoping they call him or her "Legoland" if they go for Windsor as a surname.

Who is Katie Hopkins?
I think I'd like Princess Minge.
DD has a girl in her class called that. Not the Princess bit though...

K8Middleton Sat 06-Jul-13 00:41:36

She will be called Shania. As in Twain.

Kreecher you've got your old name on! grin

They should call her London Chantal. Then tell Katie Hopkins she can't bring her kids over to play.

WMittens Sat 06-Jul-13 10:34:40

That's all well and good, but I wonder how many royals (especially the Queen) agree to some extent with Katie Hopkins.

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