not often very angry but been talking to lovely girlfriend this afternoon.

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marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:22:40

She and her DH are the same age as us - 50+. Her DH has behaved disgracefully after 25 years of marriage. I have met the cuckold -she hasn't AIBU to call her the stumpy cunt. She is short - so cross, so very cross. The DC are 22, 19, 15 and 12. The stumpy c is 31 - 9 when their eldest was born. He is a monster dick btw - grrrrrrrrr and I'm not one of MNet's big swearers!!! [Angry]recurringm. Their eldest isn't the monster - red mist got in the way.

Shakey1500 Sun 23-Jun-13 22:23:32


hurricanewyn Sun 23-Jun-13 22:24:26

Has your friend's husband left to go off with a 31 year old?

LastTangoInDevonshire Sun 23-Jun-13 22:25:04

Someone managed to get out tonight !

badtime Sun 23-Jun-13 22:25:40

Your post makes no sense. The 'cuckold' is the person who is cheated on, for example.

tupuedes Sun 23-Jun-13 22:26:00

Come again, who's got a monster dick?

Remotecontrolduck Sun 23-Jun-13 22:26:23

You ok?


AnyFucker Sun 23-Jun-13 22:27:57

are you pissed ?

Tabliope Sun 23-Jun-13 22:29:47

Yes, isn't the wife the cuckold in this situation? Not the OW. No one knows what goes in someone else's marriage. No one's business but theirs. Not good to throw 25 years away but it happens. All you can do is be a support for her. No point being angry at him or the OW.

squeakytoy Sun 23-Jun-13 22:29:50


TeamEdward Sun 23-Jun-13 22:30:44

Is this paraphrasing correct OP?

My friend and her husband are 50+ and have been married for 25 years. He had cheated on her, leaving her for a very short 31yr old.
^I am angry on my friends behalf. Their DC are 22, 19, 15 and 12. The other woman is 31 - so was9 when their eldest was born.
The husband is a monster dick.^

amothersplaceisinthewrong Sun 23-Jun-13 22:31:53

Did you get this translated by Babelfish or something, because it makes absolutely no sense?

Branleuse Sun 23-Jun-13 22:32:19


Numberlock Sun 23-Jun-13 22:33:13

My interpretation.

OP's friend's husband is 50, having affair with 31 year old who's of diminutive stature.

Eldest chikd (22)has kicked off about it and attacked father?

RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:34:09

TeamE I think so, and the AIBU is am I being U to call the OW the stumpy cunt, because she is short?

In which case YABU to call her that, as she can't help being short, but YANBU to call her the evil home-wrecking cunt.


FeegleFion Sun 23-Jun-13 22:34:58

I couldn't even guess at what you're trying to say, OP.

notjustamummythankyou Sun 23-Jun-13 22:34:58

Has the eldest child done something aggressive or violent? Who had the red mist? ?

RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:36:33

Number the eldest thing is about the wording making it sound like the eldest DC is the monster dick whereas it is in fact the H. It's a self-correction.

I think.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:36:46

Yes, thank you team Edward - that's it to a tee. So cross the red mist got in the way. Bastard - utter bastard - led astray by a stumpy cunt. Total waste of family life - this is the man who wrote about the joy of love granted by his family.

Sallyingforth Sun 23-Jun-13 22:37:41

If your OP was a video I'd be asking for subtitles.

RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:37:50

Red mist is explaining the accidental ref to eldest DC as a monster. OP has the red mist, hence incoherence.

Think OP may have had one or two other things as well, ahem!

ChippingInWiredOnCoffee Sun 23-Jun-13 22:37:55

I clearly haven't had enough wine

Ledkr Sun 23-Jun-13 22:38:33

Tall people can also be cunts you know.

My translation is that 50year old discovers oldest cuckoo (31) its rather a stumpy species, but at such a great age for a cuckoo you would expect this, it was found using a monster dick as a perch, which IMO is a good perch to use, it would help to reduce the stress on its possibly arthritic feet.

RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:38:37

Sorry if you haven't been on the vino, OP!!

Numberlock Sun 23-Jun-13 22:38:50

Led astray - if you say so...

HollyBerryBush Sun 23-Jun-13 22:39:26

Who is short? And is it relevant?

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:39:52

Team Ed and RP have got it. Sorry - crossness made me inarticulate.

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit Sun 23-Jun-13 22:39:55

'led astray'? Really? Sure, he's a dick, but he wasn't lured away by some bewitching harlot, kicking and screaming all the way. Pretty sure he was a willing participant.

But yes, he is rather foolish and I feel sorry for your friend that she is going through this.

tupuedes Sun 23-Jun-13 22:40:25

Its not nice to insult people based on their height. Don't you think some people reading this might be "stumpy" also?

pictish Sun 23-Jun-13 22:40:40


RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:41:06

Is he leaving your friend or just carrying on? Sounds like your poor friend is well out of it. How nasty for her.

Led astray? confused Poor man sad

sweetestcup Sun 23-Jun-13 22:43:23

led astray by a stumpy cunt

Oh its always some wiley woman's fault for leading some poor helpless man astray isnt it? Complete nonsense, no-one gets led astray like that - so he was unfaithful - he could have chose to respect his marriage vows. And your OP is incoherent nonsense to.

YABU because it's none of your business what goes on in someone else's marriage, and calling someone a 'stumpy cunt' is childish.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:04

Left - gone to a 2 bed flat with ow and her 6 and 3 year old. They have lovely weekends because the ow's DH has the DC. He's complaining because he can't buy a decent house for them until after both divorces.

Alibabaandthe40nappies Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:16

Led astray? Hardly.

If you were privy to all info you might even find it wasn't the first affair he'd had. Aim your anger at him, not her.

Branleuse Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:21

youve got to keep your eye on those stumpy cunts tbh

ShotgunNotDoingThePans Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:47

Yes yabu to call this woman the stumpy cunt. Save your rage and name-calling for your poor friend's husband who is a married man and has done the dirty on his wife.

ExcuseTypos Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:59

YANBU to be very cross about the situation, for your friend.

YABU in saying he was led astray. He's a grown up who made his own decisions.

ShotgunNotDoingThePans Sun 23-Jun-13 22:46:54

Would it be okay if she was 5' 10'' then?

FeegleFion Sun 23-Jun-13 22:47:40

A cunt is beautiful, warm and accommodating, regardless of height.

I'm really sorry this is happening to your friend OP but please understand this OW is not a succubus, ensnaring poor men who know no better.

They are both equally vile.

elQuintoConyo Sun 23-Jun-13 22:50:37

I'm a stumpy cunt with a cunty stump, I'm doubly offended angry

Tabliope Sun 23-Jun-13 22:51:16

Well it obviously wasn't working with his wife for whatever reason. I couldn't get angry at someone else's husband though. I'd think him an arse and feel sorry for her, yes, but only they know all the details. He's left. If I was your friend I'd rather he'd buggered off as I wouldn't want him back after an affair. Her kids are all independent apart from the 12 year old. In a year or two she can have a snigger to herself that's he's probably still having to get up in the night with the OW's kids. That will definitely take the shine off things for him. I bet in a few months he'll try to come running back with his tail between his legs then she can have great satisfaction in telling him to bugger off. He's the loser here.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:52:40

I know it's childish but I have loved them both for nearly 30 years. If ow were 5'10" she'd be a skinny streak of piss. Stop being reasonable (please) - you're supposed to be a bunch of vipers and I'm rarely U and rarely swear and I is cross !!!!

AnyFucker Sun 23-Jun-13 22:53:22

put the wine down

YonilyDevotedToYou Sun 23-Jun-13 22:53:36

I am of diminutive stature. Should I be changing my NN to StumpyCunt? (Quite tempted, truth be told.)

FeegleFion Sun 23-Jun-13 22:57:27

Oh bless Married you sound like an amazingly loving and loyal friend.

You'll be a fantastic support to her through the tough times ahead. flowers

ChippingInWiredOnCoffee Sun 23-Jun-13 22:57:35

How do you like the sound of ChippingInStumpyNotCunt? grin

Utter utter bastard to do this to your friend and your friendship -it hurts huh sad

TiggerWearsATriteSmile Sun 23-Jun-13 22:58:13

Ehm. Ok

dontmeanto Sun 23-Jun-13 22:58:48

I can't stop laughing at the replies! (Sorry, OP)

Pfft its always those stumpy ones..

Alisvolatpropiis Sun 23-Jun-13 23:02:08

So your friends husband has left her for another woman and all your bile and vitriol is directed at her.

Because the poor menz can't help themselves when a woman shows interest?


Yanbu to be upset for your friend but the way you are articulating yourself is VU.

thenightsky Sun 23-Jun-13 23:03:14

Marriedinwhite... I understand you. Perhaps it's coz I'm over 50 too. grin

HollaAtMeBaby Sun 23-Jun-13 23:03:57

Technically I believe the word cuckold can only be applied to a man who is cheated on. Not to a woman who's been cheated on, and definitely not to the OM or OW.

Anyway. OP, YANBU and I hope your friend's ex's penis falls off. wine

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 23-Jun-13 23:04:39

Stumpy cunt? I don't like the sound of that. Is it catching and can you get cream for it?


And while it's difficult to find anything good to say about a woman who's happy tofuck a married man, HE is the problem here FGS!

AnyFucker Sun 23-Jun-13 23:04:44

I am not far from 50 and OP sounds like the worst kind of male-excusing female

SisterMatic Sun 23-Jun-13 23:05:12


AudrinaAdare Sun 23-Jun-13 23:06:10

Oh married, you may be a Tory but I don't think you should be getting the piss taken out of you quite so much. This is most unlike your usual posting style so you must be extremely upset. You have every right to rant on MN.

Might your friend have to rely on state support / benefits?

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 23-Jun-13 23:07:20

AF I second that.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:07:50

Am so fucking cross am almost shaking. chipping change it!! I have loved him too Alvistropolis and wd like to be able to find a way to forgive him. As would his wife who woukd welcome him back with open arms if he knocked on the door with a case in hand.

Justfornowitwilldo Sun 23-Jun-13 23:10:46

You need to work on your swearing. Monster dick is not an insult. And don't google it.

You need to redirect your anger. You've known and loved them both for decades, so it's easier to blame some (short) interloper than direct your ire at the man who has pissed away 25 years of marriage and shacked up with someone 20 years younger. The short one may be an arse but he is the one who carries the responsibility for this.

edam Sun 23-Jun-13 23:10:51

married, your friend's dh sounds like a shitforbrains. I've been that angry on behalf of my friend - whose husband told her, charmingly, that he didn't want to be married to her any more and fucked off to the Philippines. Which is nice for their two small children, both still primary age. One of them suffers from a health problem that means that every so often he ends up in hospital, and calling 999 is not unknown - yet their effing father can swan off to the Philippines!

FeegleFion Sun 23-Jun-13 23:11:18

I've changed my're a Tory? hmm

You also seem to be making this about you OP.

Hmm. So both you and your friend are going to be happy to uphold the patriarchy by demonising another woman and permitting the man who is a functional adult and chose to breach monogamy to come trotting home, cock in hand, boohoo a bit and carry on getting his socks washed and his dinner cooked until the next time he wants to have some extra-marital sex.

ExcuseTypos Sun 23-Jun-13 23:13:18

The Op has called the man a 'bastard utter bastard', and 'a monster dick' so I don't think the OW is getting all the blame here. She's also said she's sorry she's inarticulate as she is so angry.

I felt the same when my best friend told me her H was having an affair. I felt anger towards the H and the OW and I called them both names. I think it's quite natural in the heat of the moment.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 23-Jun-13 23:13:42

Oh jeez - I've got to try to get rid of the mental image of Mr Monster Dick and Ms Stumpy Cunt out of my head now.

Pass the brain bleach someone please....

AnyFucker Sun 23-Jun-13 23:15:22

depressing thought innit, sgb

AnyFucker Sun 23-Jun-13 23:16:13

I know

why doesn't OP and her friend kill the stumpy cunt

so nobber husband can come home again, and everybody is happy

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:17:29

let'sfacethemusic you made me laugh!

scarlettanager Sun 23-Jun-13 23:18:35

I bet stumpycunt is a scrounger on jsa too

ProphetOfDoom Sun 23-Jun-13 23:18:51

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

apostropheuse Sun 23-Jun-13 23:19:10

AIBU to be laughing very hard at this thread?

Some of the responses on here are hilarious.

Justfornowitwilldo Sun 23-Jun-13 23:20:36

Be fair though, if you are close to both people in couple, for years, and one leaves the relationship for a much younger lover, it it easier to blame that younger lover. It is easier to blame someone you don't know that believe that someone you've known and loved for years has done something so awful. Even if we were talking about three men, it would still be natural instinct to blame the interloper.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 23-Jun-13 23:21:42

Hopefully, when the dust settles, you and your friend will be able to pity Stumpy Cunt as she has won the amazing prize of a man she knows full well to be a cheating bastard.

What a lucky girl eh hmm

BOF Sun 23-Jun-13 23:26:15

Stumpycunt and Monsterdick sound like a couple of TV detectives. I'd watch that show.

Monster Dick sounds like a real catch, I can understand why your friend would want him back. Stumpy Cunt clearly used all of her attractive wiles, because all Stumpy Cunts are stunners, to steal this man away unwillingly from his wife.

StuntGirl Sun 23-Jun-13 23:30:47

BOF grin

op you may well feel some sense of betrayal from your twatty friend but he is 100% to blame for sticking his cock elsewhere. You and his ex would do well to work out how to progress with life without this pitiful wankstain in your lives.

ProphetOfDoom Sun 23-Jun-13 23:32:16

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AudrinaAdare Sun 23-Jun-13 23:33:57

"dwarfish interloper" grin

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:36:05

You lot have me in fits now.

AudrinaAdare Sun 23-Jun-13 23:39:19

Good. That's what we're about smile

I totally understand Married. When a friend's DH was found to be cheating it was much easier to blame it all on the OW as we didn't know her and hadn't invested years in friendship with her. You know that he equally to blame though really?

You sound a fantastic loyal friend smile

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 23-Jun-13 23:41:19

HTH but I hope you've got plenty of food for thought too - your friend needs a friend who can help her get some sense of perspective now. It's waaay too easy to shift the blame....

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:41:58

Stumpy cunt
Monster dick
Dwarfish interlope
Gnomeo and juliet (shudders - close)

UptheChimney Sun 23-Jun-13 23:42:10

I have a friend who's exH has done much the same thing. 50 or thereabouts, taken up with a 30 year old. I was friends with them as a couple so it's just bewildering to see the disintegration if their family.

My explanation is that aliens have taken over the brain and body of my friend's ex. Because he's not the man I've known for 15 years. This version of him is a pathetic banal cliche. He may as well have bought a red sports car as well as running away. And apparently he's "too busy" to have his 10 yo DS on visits until September.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:46:51

Thank god when dh had a mid life crisis he treated himself to a GWizz sad

NoelHeadbands Sun 23-Jun-13 23:48:23

God I think I'd rather he had the affair sad

MacaYoniandCheese Sun 23-Jun-13 23:53:22

YANBU. I would be spitting mad if this was happening to dear friends...Is she going to be OK?

Whole I'm not fond of the word cunt and the husband is undoubtedly an ASSHOLE of the highest order, I definitely reserve a special kind of wrath for the type of woman that thinks it's OK to take up with a married man with children, it doesn't matter what he's done just Don't. Go. There angry.

MacaYoniandCheese Sun 23-Jun-13 23:54:24

While not whole.

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