To think MNHQ are a big old bunch of hairy wombat bums?

(86 Posts)
HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 16:45:22

biscuit

flowers

MadBusLady Fri 21-Jun-13 16:47:07

<eggs everybody on indiscriminately>

Beehatch Fri 21-Jun-13 16:47:13

Are you going for the Queen Goadyfucker crown HD?

Morgause Fri 21-Jun-13 16:48:12

[tea]

Morgause Fri 21-Jun-13 16:48:46

<sigh>

brew

RiotsNotDiets Fri 21-Jun-13 16:49:11

<personal attack>

IneedAyoniNickname Fri 21-Jun-13 16:49:21

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 16:49:21

They drink gin out of Sports Direct mugs and wear crocs under their desks. It's true.

musickeepsmesane Fri 21-Jun-13 16:49:28

Really? I picture them as more sophisticated, high heeled gin soaked ladies who enjoy a naice ham sandwich

<rubbernecks>

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 21-Jun-13 16:50:35

HoneyDragon

They drink gin out of Sports Direct mugs and wear crocs under their desks. It's true.

<busted> blush

SoleSource Fri 21-Jun-13 16:51:05

I haven't seen you for aaagggess Honey

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 16:51:28

Yes Music. And I'm six foot, size 8 with pneumatic boobs the face of an angel and the tolerance of Ghandi.

Gin addled polyester wearers, the lot of them. Especially that HELEN.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 16:52:02

I knew it about the mugs grin

< throws buns and biscuit biscuit biscuit which look a bit like buns >

(It's a random bunfight to distract Helen)

MadBusLady Fri 21-Jun-13 16:52:58

Queen Goadyfucker

I think we have a new t-shirt.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 16:53:24

Riotsnotdiets

Is it a personal attack if its undisputed fact?

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 21-Jun-13 16:54:10

How did you know about the wombat bum <sobs>

Ooh good, she's here !
So usual can tell me what was in her deleted post ?

MadBusLady Fri 21-Jun-13 16:55:58

I think Riots was just signifying that she was making a personal attack, without actually having to think one up.

Thusly:

<painfully unnecessary over-explanation of someone else's post>

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 16:56:01

Helen

I get around. I know shit.

<<enigmatically evasive>>

nenevomito Fri 21-Jun-13 16:56:24

I didn't know that wombat bums were hairy.

Thats what I love about MN. Every day is an education.

Justfornowitwilldo Fri 21-Jun-13 16:56:32
HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 16:57:07

BusLady

Yes but I wanted her to feel a part of this.

Right, I need to batter my cod, keep hurling abuse for two minutes.

Ahhh, so cute !

LilRedWG Fri 21-Jun-13 16:59:31

I've missed the bat!

musickeepsmesane Fri 21-Jun-13 16:59:44

so I read 'size 8 pneumatic boots' My first thought was a pretty vacant "eh?" Then I thought "that might be handy"
Seriously think I need to get out more for gin

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:01:32

<lures Helen with gin>

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:02:52

Oh I didn't see Helen up thread.

She's a bit sneaky.

OliviaMMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 21-Jun-13 17:03:24

musickeepsmesane

Really? I picture them as more sophisticated, high heeled gin soaked ladies who enjoy a naice ham sandwich

I am very high of heel
<hides hooves knackered from cliched ballerinas>

Tiredmumno1 Fri 21-Jun-13 17:03:33

Wombat bums grin

musickeepsmesane Fri 21-Jun-13 17:03:54

I showed my 10 year old the thread title. He shook his head and wandered off grin

StuntGirl Fri 21-Jun-13 17:05:06

Batter your cod?! What on earth are you up to honey?

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:05:29

Quick lock the door. Olivia is here as well.

Maryz Fri 21-Jun-13 17:05:38

Is there any particular reason for this thread?

Or was it just something that you have been thinking about for a while?

musickeepsmesane Fri 21-Jun-13 17:06:13

Oops. bum, bum, bum. He wandered back. He is very clever and despite never having used a social site he has figured out we all have nicknames and now knows mine........

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 17:06:31

I've got some left over cider. So am doing fish and chips stuntgirl.

I think she's gone usual

So, what did you say ?

Go'an, go'an, go'an

<Mrs Doyle with a cuppa brew grin >

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 21-Jun-13 17:07:53

Ahem grin

StuntGirl Fri 21-Jun-13 17:08:05

My mind went to a far more peverse place honey grin

wharrgarbl Fri 21-Jun-13 17:10:01

I thought it was a euphemism...

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:10:30

Meet me on the drunk thread about 10. wink

RiotsNotDiets Fri 21-Jun-13 17:10:54

Juggling My midwife actually did that Mrs Doyle thing during the pushing stage! Every time I hear someone say it (or see someone write it) I cross my legs.

<throws bun so as to not completely derail the thread>

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:10:59

Quick lock the door. Olivia is here as well.

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:12:00

MNHQ will be all pissed asleep by then.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 17:12:35

Hello Helen

Can I interest you in some slightly flat Lidl cider you old soak?

Maryz Fri 21-Jun-13 17:12:41

<offers Helen coughdrops>

That's funny Riots grin
I wish mine had been half as funny and encouraging.

Will Helen be in bed by 10 then usual ?

If we ply her with enough flat LIDL cider gin ? grin

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:16:46

She might be to gin soaked to care by then. Juggling.

RiotsNotDiets Fri 21-Jun-13 17:17:02

I have never been on a drunk thread.

Am I missing out?

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 17:17:59

Would it be ok to make chip shop curry sauce to go with dinner? It would surely?

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 21-Jun-13 17:19:40

"What did you do at work today, Mummy?"

"Well I got called a hairy wombat bum, darling"

Jestrin Fri 21-Jun-13 17:20:34

Well I have wondered if they are all women...oliviamumsnet or rowanmumsnet could be 'usernames' and really they are men named Bernard, Cecil or Clive hmm grin

<hides>

MadBusLady Fri 21-Jun-13 17:20:43

Ooh how do you make that? DP is disgusted by southern versions of chippy curry sauce.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 17:21:09

Bet that's still nicer than some of the emails you get Helen grin

If it's from first principles then yes, of course HD smile

Can I have some ?

(DH used to pride himself on his 9p jars from Sainsbos)

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:21:47

I've never liked that Honey,Helen.

Not since she revealed all about tiny weasels.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 21-Jun-13 17:22:47

HoneyDragon

Bet that's still nicer than some of the emails you get Helen grin

Fair point.

I have the same feeling when I tell DS about the threads I'm on Helen !
(when he occasionally asks)

GibberTheMonkey Fri 21-Jun-13 17:27:56

We all need this book

K8Middleton Fri 21-Jun-13 17:28:21

I'm surprised MNHQ are being so quiet about the old in the title...

The rest is of course true so there's no defence there.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 17:32:15

Erm, no not first principles.

I looked in the cupboard then chucked flour, onion, coriander, cumin, turmeric and miso paste in a pan and hoped for the best. It looks like curry sauce.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 17:32:40

Oh, and chicken stock

That sounds tasty Honey
Hope it's good smile

stealthsquiggle Fri 21-Jun-13 17:36:52

You mean like this?

Very cute, but somewhat destructive?

Yes, that's pretty much how I imagine MNHQ.

I never imagined them looking like this but oh well...if you say so...

greenhill Fri 21-Jun-13 17:54:21

Hey magickey you've linked to cubes of poo, if you carry on looking at all those wombat pics grin. I thought they only turned up on supermarket conveyor belts grin

Surely wombat bums are quite soft and fluffy
Whereas comparison to a baboon bum would be insulting

MalenkyRusskyDrakonchik Fri 21-Jun-13 18:00:23

Late to it, but I'm duty-bound to point out that Gandhi is a bastard, honey, you don't want to have his tolerance.

I quite like wombats.

Maryz Fri 21-Jun-13 18:10:33

Ha Ha, I've just discovered the reasoning behind this thread grin

<epic fail>

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 18:35:04

Ghandi is a bastard, that is surely true.

Dinner was lovely. Cider battered cod, chips peas and curry sauce. I put the curry sauce in square tapas bowls. Because, deep down, in the heart of my soul, I am a poncy twat.

<dribble>

All I'm having is manky old bolognaise tarted up with chilli powder.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 18:49:27

You you feeling OYBBK? Spaghetti Bol is always lush.

GibberTheMonkey Fri 21-Jun-13 19:18:16

Share please maryZ cos I still have no idea

LittleMissGerardButlerfan Fri 21-Jun-13 19:20:15

<cough> look down in Aibu and see how you feel <cough>

No. I wanted dominos. Or fish and chips. But dd has a poxy music lesson and I'm too nice to make her miss out.
Hmpfff.
Tomorrow night.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 20:23:12

I like Dominos. I know it's only pizza on a technicality, but its yum.

Theselittlelightsofmine Fri 21-Jun-13 20:34:49

I found some

<runs in waving dib dabs at honey>

smile

Tee2072 Fri 21-Jun-13 20:41:52

Miso sauce? In curry?

::confused::

Ban her just for that Helen/Olivia/Rowan!!!

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 20:51:09

Tee

Curry powder, chicken stock, ginger, garlic and curry powder and miso paste, make a fantastic home version of Chinese take away curry.

The miso paste is the magic ingredient.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 20:52:05

LittleLights .... Yaaaaay <<dribbles sherbet down top>>

Tee2072 Fri 21-Jun-13 20:55:32

I'm suspicious...

But you should probably ignore me as I was making tacos tonight and nearly killed us all by grabbing the wrong jar and starting my spice mix with nearly 2 tablespoons of Cayenne...luckily I noticed in time.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 21:02:13

grin

Ooooh I haven't had tacos for aaaaaages

Tee2072 Fri 21-Jun-13 21:04:49

They were delish.

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