AIBU to feel the need to post load of shite...

(51 Posts)
DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 15-Jun-13 21:09:02

... to find myself on the MN chart of shame the most prolific posters? Seriously does anyone on that list work or have children? <mind boggles>

What is this chart?

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 15-Jun-13 21:13:24
DorisShutt Sat 15-Jun-13 21:16:01


I didn't make it.

<resolves to abandon child to a life without his mother to get to the top of the chart>

NumTumDeDum Sat 15-Jun-13 21:16:05

There's a link MaryZ posted. Or was it Sparklingbrook? One of the two. It lists the top ten most prolific posters of the week.

hersheys123 Sat 15-Jun-13 21:16:25

As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest blabbers ~ William Baldwin

Shakey1500 Sat 15-Jun-13 21:18:39

Ye Gads!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 15-Jun-13 21:19:43

Why Shakey? Are you on it? <goes off to check>

usualsuspect Sat 15-Jun-13 21:20:07

I've been on that list. I think someone stole my username though.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 15-Jun-13 21:21:01

Yeah, right usualgrin

Tee2072 Sat 15-Jun-13 21:21:29

I have a child, but I freelance. I'm usually on that list. I must have been very busy this past week.

Some people watch TV. Some read a book. Some of us post on the internet.

I actually do read books, BTW, but I rarely watch TV.

MatersMate Sat 15-Jun-13 21:22:27

blimey O' Riley. Wandered for a mooch on bounty last night, their top [poster posted 179 in a month!!!

HollyBerryBush Sat 15-Jun-13 21:25:26

I only recognise one name on that list, mind you I have the retention span of a goldfish at the best of times

usualsuspect Sat 15-Jun-13 21:26:07

Some of us me post a load of shite though

Tee2072 Sat 15-Jun-13 21:28:05

Don't we all me and usual post a load of shite, though?

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 15-Jun-13 21:29:16

Oh, of you've been on that chart piss off from my thread and let others have a chance! gringringrin

Drink - I think you should be aiming for quality of shite, rather than quantity.

A perfectly formed nugget of shite is a joy to behold, rather than a torrent of ordure.

Trumpton Sat 15-Jun-13 22:36:48

Put that^^ in a pictogram Talc It would be a joy to behold !

Can you imagine, Trumpton, an MN shite emoticon?

A perfect steaming little pile, not unlike the Seving Suggestion on a 70s packet of Angel Delight.

It would be an unequivocal version of the biscuit - leaving the receiver in no doubt of the shite-offerer's implication.

Trumpton Sun 16-Jun-13 01:20:26

Love it ! We need a shite emoticon ! A step up from the hmm and biscuit

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 16-Jun-13 01:50:53

I thought this was another thread about cats and gardens blush

FeegleFion Sun 16-Jun-13 02:09:02

shock I'm fucking fourth! Fourth! (Before I streamlined my username, course) but fourth!

Can anyone tell I'm in shock? shock

FeegleFion Sun 16-Jun-13 02:12:00

Oh and I never always post shit! Pfft! hmm

FeegleFion Sun 16-Jun-13 16:44:48

Umm I'm actually third grin must put glasses on and not think Name is an MNetter confused

Oh and I'm currently on Mat Leave, so MN is taking over my life!

ParadiseChick Sun 16-Jun-13 16:48:25

That's a lot of posts!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 16-Jun-13 18:53:41

I clearly need to put in mote effort in post related output. I already thought I spent too much time on here and the internet in general but clearly Must mark my presence too. hmm

FeegleFion Sun 16-Jun-13 19:03:03

Get cracking Drink I neglect every other aspect of my life to maintain a presence on here grin

Seriously, it's just easy 'cos I have the iPhone app and can MN whilst doing everything else with the exception of toilet ablutions and showering wink

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 16-Jun-13 19:13:59

What?! You don't post when you're on the loo?!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 16-Jun-13 19:14:16

That's a perfect opportunity! smile

FeegleFion Sun 16-Jun-13 19:21:18

I read books in the loo. Sometimes it's my only opportunity confused

FeegleFion Sun 16-Jun-13 19:22:50

Actually....If I were to take my phone in to the loo, I may just rise to a higher position on that board...hmmm, thank you Drink. wink

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 16-Jun-13 20:38:21

Hmmm, I might save today's post fir tomorrow as it's the new week! I think I need to calculate a daily rate and stick to it!

RhondaJean Sun 16-Jun-13 21:32:11

I'm feeling the need to post randomly everywhere as well now I know there's a top ten - I can't hide my competitivie nature it seems.

Going to have to go some to top sp though - average of 100 posts a day needed.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Mon 17-Jun-13 00:08:37

Ooh , it's Monday. Has the counting started?! <excited>

SirBoobAlot Mon 17-Jun-13 00:20:44

I've never made that list... Must try harder.

FeegleFion Mon 17-Jun-13 10:54:41

I never even knew there was a list before this thread blush

DrinkFeckArseGirls Mon 17-Jun-13 22:39:17

I can't say I've done well at all. Maybe odd 10 posts... sad

I think it's more a marathon thing; will get better and better at it over the months, it's not something you can sprint.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Mon 17-Jun-13 22:41:03

Oh, no. It's actual;ly just 7 posts, 8 with this one... sad

BriansBrain Mon 17-Jun-13 22:44:15

I prefer to read than post so I'm glad we have top posters otherwise I would have nothing to read grin

JollyShortGiant Mon 17-Jun-13 22:53:52
JollyShortGiant Mon 17-Jun-13 22:54:47

No, early to the party.... Didn't realise this stated yesterday!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Mon 17-Jun-13 23:25:43

Fuck me, that's dedication! shock

FeegleFion Mon 17-Jun-13 23:30:03

To be entirely honest, I'm addicted to MN, as my only other conversation throughout the day is from DS.

MN is actually keeping my brain in gear most of the time grin

FeegleFion Mon 17-Jun-13 23:32:05

shock I just clicked on the link shock

ParadiseChick Tue 18-Jun-13 08:38:31

It has always puzzled me that there's no post count on mumsnet. I quite like it. Every other forum I've been on has a post count. It creates this hierarchy. And clearly shows those with nothing better to do!

What you need to do is have no social life what so ever. That's how I managed it

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 18-Jun-13 20:54:44

21 posts over two days, inc. this one. hmm I'm on fire.

You are on a roll!

My threads dont seem to attract many people either.

IAgreeCompletely Thu 20-Jun-13 23:23:22


I am officially the 2nd most prolific poster (after Sparkling)

Proof of Prolific'ness

My not so pointless thread


Congratulations! grin

I've nicked the link to show Sparkling after her thread about me.

<evil cackle>

IAgreeCompletely Thu 20-Jun-13 23:32:24


<<humbly takes a bow>>

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