To be sitting here with my orange dress tucked in my knickers eating a cheese toastie cos I damn well feel like it?

(33 Posts)
josine32 Thu 09-May-13 01:05:44

Orange dress is just me being patriotic as I'm Dutch. DH said it was *** disgusting then stormed off to bed. There was me thinking married life (got hitched 2 weeks ago) and me waiting for my passport/ID card etc to be changed as have changed surname too would be a walk in the park but no...so ladies, AIBU or not? blush

Nagoo Thu 09-May-13 01:10:12

Erm.....

which part is unreasonable?

Orange?

Knickers?

Toastie?

I think 'disgusting' is a bit strong....

Have you just farted?

somedayma Thu 09-May-13 01:13:23

what?

josine32 Thu 09-May-13 01:13:54

No I haven't, just sitting here. I meant DH comment sorry. Mind not engaging with brain.

Monty27 Thu 09-May-13 01:18:45

Do you love him? What was the marriage about? Sounds a bit weird.

I don't know if YBU or not, being as, you may not be wearing an orange dress, and is it tucked in your knickers, are you really eating a cheese toastie or using some addtional euphasims ? confused

It's your Dutch sense of humour isn't it? grin

I lurve Dutch humour grin

Bearandcub Thu 09-May-13 01:18:47

Nope you're at home, not a show home. Does he never wander around in his pants? He is BVU and daft.

Nagoo Thu 09-May-13 01:19:03

What is disgusting then, in his opinion?

josine32 Thu 09-May-13 01:23:40

Maybe it's Dutch courage wink No, I am literally sat here with my orange dress tucked in my knickers, minus cheese toastie now but eating packet of crisps. I do need the loo a lot at the moment I must say but DH comment did leave me literally flabbergasted I must say...blush He always walks round in his pants and the first time something like this happens to me he comes out with that. I'm not a happy bunny!

Nagoo Thu 09-May-13 01:24:53

The dress tucked in the knickers is disgusting.

Check the state of your pants, you know, for damage, or, erm, stains.

Nagoo Thu 09-May-13 01:25:19

Did you not make him a toastie?

josine32 Thu 09-May-13 01:27:01

Yes Nagoo, that's the thing! I did smile

Monty27 Thu 09-May-13 01:28:13

Ewwww!

<sense of humour transplant needed>

LayMizzRarb Thu 09-May-13 22:47:28

Hup Holland !

AnyFucker Thu 09-May-13 22:50:44

I think I just had a sense of humour failure

Boomba Thu 09-May-13 22:50:44

what, tucked in the legs of your pants, alla ready to do a hand-stand? or tucked into the waistband of your pants?

why is it tucked in at all?

did you not ever do tucking in, before you are married? maybe he feels the relationship is built on falsities?

can I ask why you have your orange dress tucked in your pants. Does this have any bearing on the cheese toastie?

andubelievedthat Thu 09-May-13 23:03:59

In a survey the Dutch were voted /found to be the most "chilled" peeps in Europe ! I say "go girl go !(divorce your fella thou !)

PuddingsAndPies Thu 09-May-13 23:09:49

Is Sharon there too?

TigerSwallowTail Thu 09-May-13 23:11:26

Why have you got your dress tucked into your pants?

kilmuir Thu 09-May-13 23:13:00

very unreasonable if there is no brown sauce to dip toastie in

everlong Thu 09-May-13 23:13:27

You've scared him.

AnyFucker Thu 09-May-13 23:16:28

was there a wasp ?

is tucking dress into pants a cure for wasps?

was your dress tucking deliberate...... I NEED TO KNOW???grin

TheBigJessie Fri 10-May-13 11:12:12

How do you tuck the entire skirt of a dress into knickers? Wouldn't there be an over-flow of fabric?

Also, what is the point of it? Other than handstands, obviously?

WilsonFrickett Fri 10-May-13 11:14:13

But doesn't he realise you're being modest?

::goes to practice hand stands::

WTF have I just read?!

Tbh I'd be disgusted if someone made their self a cheese on toast and didn't make me any

I have an orange dress but I'm home alone so there's no one who's life it can impact

Mandy2003 Fri 10-May-13 11:21:24

Hmm, you need the loo a lot, you're eating cheese toasties at 1.00am -

POAS woman!!! grin

ChunkyChicken Fri 10-May-13 11:24:50

I don't think its disgusting although I am a bit confused at the reason/purpose etc. However, its your home too, you're not hurting anybody, so whatever floats your boat. YANBU

ChunkyChicken Fri 10-May-13 11:25:25

Agree with Mandy too. POAS!!

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 10-May-13 11:29:39

Were the pants orange?

Was it a gouda cheese toastie? If it was, disgusting is about right! grin

Fakebook Fri 10-May-13 11:34:07

[confused right.

Are you sure you're Dutch? It just that you put * as opposed to actually swearing. grin

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