To ask who is your favourite mumsnetter?

(286 Posts)
TheSecondComing Wed 10-Apr-13 14:27:09

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whattodoo Wed 10-Apr-13 14:28:05

Amanda holden

WorriedMummy73 Wed 10-Apr-13 14:28:37

Liz Jones, obviously...

fromparistoberlin Wed 10-Apr-13 14:28:42

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

ArtexMonkey Wed 10-Apr-13 14:29:21

My favourite is anyone who starts one o these threads wink

KayHunt Wed 10-Apr-13 14:29:54

me.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Wed 10-Apr-13 14:30:08

I love the cuntychops off all of you.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 14:30:16

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Coconutty Wed 10-Apr-13 14:30:18

Vicky Beckham

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 14:31:00

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TheSecondComing Wed 10-Apr-13 14:31:35

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WorriedMummy73 Wed 10-Apr-13 14:31:53

Vanessa Feltz!

BitchTeaRiskit Wed 10-Apr-13 14:32:37

shock

OMG great minds!

Nevermind BitOfFun YOU are my new favourite.

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 10-Apr-13 14:33:16

I'd prefer a really honest 'who is your least favourite mumsnetter?'
Wow the bunfights we'd get from that.

TheSecondComing Wed 10-Apr-13 14:34:28

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My favourite was Mr Gin. He was so manly. I miss him.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 14:34:58

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LizzyMcGuire Wed 10-Apr-13 14:35:27

I love all my atrocious cunts.

And a few special others.

But mostly these days I'm into self love.

TheSecondComing Wed 10-Apr-13 14:36:07

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LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Wed 10-Apr-13 14:36:31

I will be the first to say Worra as my absolute fave. grin

There are many, many others that I like. I don't have a 'shit list'.

Fenton Wed 10-Apr-13 14:36:52

Fenton

She is sweet and kind and always gives sensible posts.

Is this a weekly event now then? hmm

Fenton Wed 10-Apr-13 14:37:23

Damn it,

namechange fail

LizzyMcGuire Wed 10-Apr-13 14:37:27

My ShitList is laminated. And some of the names are written in my own blood underlined.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 14:37:35

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BitchTeaRiskit Wed 10-Apr-13 14:38:04

Manly makes me think of Robin hood men in tights

Gerrof Wed 10-Apr-13 14:38:55

Haha! grin

And I get honourable mention in the first post. grin

I really like loads of people on here. Far more than those I think are wankly.

BUT

I too would LOVE a 'who do you think is the cuntiest mumsnetter' thread.

I will give ten english pounds via paypal to anyone who starts one.

Gerrof Wed 10-Apr-13 14:39:07

Wankly?

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Wed 10-Apr-13 14:39:32

Fenton... v.funny. grin

BitchTeaRiskit Wed 10-Apr-13 14:39:42

<runs to start thread>

Me too, bitch (may I can you bitch?).

Swoon.

I like that nice woman who tells us all feminists are horrible and evil and nasty, too. I don't have a name for her, I just think of her as Bob, but she pops up quite often and I find it hard to imagine there are many of her. Always good value.

BitchTeaRiskit Wed 10-Apr-13 14:40:06

I'm liking wankly gerrof

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 14:40:28

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everlong Wed 10-Apr-13 14:40:32

Ha!

Was going to say you TSC but as you haven't mentioned me you can piss off grin

Ooh, I would like to be the cuntiest MNer. But Rowan thanked me for my mildness the other day, so I doubt it will happen. Pity.

Lizzylou Wed 10-Apr-13 14:41:02

The Shineys and the Chiefs (both originally diet threads, says lots about my willpower)
Gerrof, Shirley, OP and loads of others.

Lots of twats on MN at the moment, but there are still loads of funny, kind and clever posters around as well.

FairyJen Wed 10-Apr-13 14:41:12

All the sweary thread posters. Plus the woolly huggers

TheSecondComing Wed 10-Apr-13 14:41:13

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I want a shit list.

I can't find any fucking pens, or use excel. Arse.

BitchTeaRiskit Wed 10-Apr-13 14:41:35

I'm trying to say "I'm liking wankly" three times fast. It's hard. I keep saying "I'm wanking likely"

TheSecondComing Wed 10-Apr-13 14:41:56

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everlong Wed 10-Apr-13 14:42:03

Hahahahaha oh dear. I'm blind.

I take it alllllll back!

Fenton Wed 10-Apr-13 14:42:05

I have favourites. They know who they are wink

TSC are you waiting for a particular poster to come and piss all over the thread ?

I am grin

podgymumma Wed 10-Apr-13 14:42:07

Worra is my fave smile

Gerrof Wed 10-Apr-13 14:42:27

DO IT DOG

Ooh I sound like someone from a Scorcese film.

Gerrof Wed 10-Apr-13 14:42:48

lol everlong

TheSecondComing Wed 10-Apr-13 14:43:26

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LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Wed 10-Apr-13 14:43:57

The 'worst' MNetter won't really work because it's too harsh. There could be a thread though with people nominating other mnetters - listing their bad AND good points though... not so hard-hitting.

Gerrof Wed 10-Apr-13 14:44:16

I am really, really pissed off.

I get on with most people, but took particular delight in absolutely detesting one mumsnetter because she always talked shite.

Then she ruined it all by making some reasonable and kind posts on recent threads and has taken the wind out of my sails. sad It's not on.

Gerrof Wed 10-Apr-13 14:45:04

ooh SNEAKY

Yes think it through in order to get round the guidelines.

Sparklingbrook Wed 10-Apr-13 14:45:42

Sparklingbrook is fab she the most beautiful cat.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 14:45:57

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FairyJen Wed 10-Apr-13 14:47:29

gerrof just hide those threads and hate her in peace wink

BreastmilkCrucifiesAFabLatte Wed 10-Apr-13 14:47:59

I love Gabby Loggon, though I think he's not exactly a mum...

everlong Wed 10-Apr-13 14:48:23

Love the OP. Her fb status are the best too.

Also have soft spot for LittleMachine, DonkeysDontRideBicycles, MrsD, FrankW, Rinders, Miasmummy.. lots more but can't think.

MandragoraWurzelstock Wed 10-Apr-13 14:49:05

What happened to that one who posted as Fab something or other? Has she gorn? I hope she is Ok, she always sounded pretty fed up.

I don't suppose I have a fave, or someone I can't abide. I just enjoy coming on here and chatting with whoever is online at the time.

I recognise most of the names on this thread and I've enjoyed reading posts you've previously written on various threads, but I don't come on with the intention of trying to make myself popular. I'd be setting myself up for a pratfall if I tried that smile

everlong Wed 10-Apr-13 14:50:32

Chaos is lovely too.

Right enough creeping for one day.

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 10-Apr-13 14:52:54

My favourite ever was Beesimo.

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 14:53:42

There are cunts I like, cunts I loathe and cunts who I must never be allowed to meet.

Then there's my atrocious cunts in the RadFemNutCollective who rock my world. grin

MmeLindor Wed 10-Apr-13 14:53:43

My favourite MNetter is her with the minge. Whatsername again?

smile

Thank you and blush for the special mention. <stuffs used tenners into envelope>

I have too many to mention, but would have to start with the atrocious cunts (you know who you are) and my blogging buddies Petit, Dillytante and Tee.

I love Lissie, and that fecking CANADIAN woman. And the utterly adorable GentleOtter

I am going to stop now cause I am beginning to do a bit of a GwynnieAtTheOscars, and I will leave too many out and then everyone will call me a cunt.

(used the word 'cunt' twice in one post. That has to be a record for me)

MrsGeologist Wed 10-Apr-13 14:57:23

Some cunts, what some people might call atrocious.

All the manc lasses too.

and mitmoo

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 10-Apr-13 14:58:10

I actually couldn't name them all as it honestly would take a whole page.
So I'll name one, and that's Usual, as we pretty much agree on everything and we're both council house scum wink.

muriel76 Wed 10-Apr-13 15:00:05

I fear and love Anyfucker in equal measure smile

MrsGeologist Wed 10-Apr-13 15:05:57

AF is da bomb. Trufax.

Although I changed my mind, my favourite ever poster was [sadface] poster.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 15:09:05

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crashdoll Wed 10-Apr-13 15:13:23

I lufs Xenia, she brightens up my life day.

Sparklingbrook Wed 10-Apr-13 15:14:48

'The scariest Mnetter' might work. smile

FanjoForTheMammaries Wed 10-Apr-13 15:35:23

Loads, and anyone who is decent, has some compassion and common sense and doesn't wade in telling people to get a grip and that they feel sorry for their kids etc

littlemissbunny Wed 10-Apr-13 15:39:58

I luffs TalcnTurnips she has me howling sometimes and she does some great drawings too grin

littlemissbunny Wed 10-Apr-13 15:45:31

Oops I mean TalcAndTurnips blush

Sparklingbrook Wed 10-Apr-13 15:46:37

Anyone without sense of humour failure.

wibblyjelly Wed 10-Apr-13 15:47:45

I really like wibblyjelly.....oh...

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 10-Apr-13 15:56:24

MrsDeverre talks alot of sense

and Nobhead is entertaining.

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 15:56:44

I prefer wobblyjelly myself.

nenevomito Wed 10-Apr-13 16:25:27

I love all of the MNers who've ever sent me chocolate.

there have been a few.

Actually. Its YOU. YOU SHITTY BASTARDS WHO ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SIZE OF MY ARSE!

Apart from Fenton who'll I'll forgive as she's lovely.

nenevomito Wed 10-Apr-13 16:26:33

Do I know you FuckThisShit?

oh

<head-desk of Dimness>

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 16:29:59

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meeeeeeeeeeeeee

Gerrof Wed 10-Apr-13 16:34:12

I have had so many lovely and kind PMs etc and a bottle of fucking perfume and DVDs sent by angels.

I like too many people to list really, I have done it before and then felt stupid because I missed so many people out.

MardyBra Wed 10-Apr-13 16:36:07

Anyone who doesn't name names on this thread.

Seriously, you should all know better by now. It'll kick off. There'll be tears before bedtime.

[stern]

JamieandtheMagicTorch Wed 10-Apr-13 16:38:29

My favourites are most of you. I even grudgingly respect the ones I disagree with most of the time.

LineRunner Wed 10-Apr-13 16:40:31

Mandragora, I think you mean FabbyChic.

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 16:44:00

Yeah you do babyheave. In fact you're coming to stay with me in a month. Bitch.

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 16:45:19

The thing is, the maths on these threads doesn't work.

There are hundreds of MNers I know and like on here. If I named a dozen, then there would be loads missed out. It's shite to name people. Even in jest.

<More stern looks>

BIWI Wed 10-Apr-13 16:46:59

I especially love Pistey and Knotty. They have sent me two gifts in the last week, one because my business is going down the tubes and today some cat treats as we may have to put one of our cats to sleep.

But I love most people on here. Although my shitlist is getting ever longer

MonaLotte Wed 10-Apr-13 16:48:24

I don't get these threads.

mrsjay Wed 10-Apr-13 16:50:44

::looks in nobody said me: chortle at Amanda Holden post ::leaves disgruntled:: grin

redlac Wed 10-Apr-13 16:51:39

Hahahaha I was just going to say you MrsJay my wee local Mumsnetters smile

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 16:52:57

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TooYappy Wed 10-Apr-13 16:53:59

Mine change from day to day and I have about 20/30 who I agree with/like quite often and then I have a few who I email from years ago, oh and some have PMed me about other issues oh and ... oh I give up.

Many

TheSecondComing Wed 10-Apr-13 16:54:14

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mrsjay Wed 10-Apr-13 16:55:20

>.peeks back in thank you redlac loves you too wink

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 16:55:47

Well I'm obviously not a favourite D0G. wink

Fenton Wed 10-Apr-13 16:56:13

Personal favourites in alphabetical order:-

babyheave
NorksAreMessy

other favourites

BIWI
Chaos
FuckThisShit it is you isn't it? <narrows eyes>
GetOrf
Mintyy
PagWatch
ShowOfHands
SuePurblyBilt
tethersend
TSC
usualsuspect

Actually there are many many more and I don't have all night - so please no-one be offended..

ILOVEYOUALL

well, not all.

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 16:57:35

No. You've offended everyone you've left out Fenton. wink

ScooseIsLooseOnTheLoopyJuice Wed 10-Apr-13 16:58:10

Scoose is my favourite wink I also like sillybeardy (where has he gone?) for starting the sweary thread and usual for the Friday night drunk thread. I like nearly everyone tho even amanda Holden! smile

BIWI Wed 10-Apr-13 16:58:55

No work, TSC. We can only keep going for a short time longer before we have to close.

I'm writing a proposal at the moment, which will help if we win it, but need a lot more than one project!

Actually, if any of you can help with my question on this thread, I'd be really grateful

Tsc will we see you tonight or is this one so bad you'll be banned from mn and real life

Who is fuckthisshit?

Ahem. Sorry mum

KatoPotato Wed 10-Apr-13 17:00:15

What a scudder! What will all the new recruits think?

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 17:00:33

Fenton darling, yes it's me!

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 17:01:15

Stealth - I am FuckThisShit. HTH

HiggsBoson Wed 10-Apr-13 17:02:42

BIG SMELLY ARSELICKY THREAD

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:03:38

^ ^

What Higgs said.

sad
Ah...did you always have the first part of your current name, in your name?

MmeLindor Wed 10-Apr-13 17:04:16

Oh, BIWI. Sorry to hear that things are shite at the moment.

((Hugs))

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 17:04:56

Nope. But it did start with the same letter!

Fenton Wed 10-Apr-13 17:05:03

Oh Hello HiggsBoson , there's always the alternative thread currenlty running called 'So who's your cuntiest MNer?'

just saying

grin

JamieandtheMagicTorch Wed 10-Apr-13 17:05:14

Fenton

I am offended.

Or rather

My ego is offended. My superego is toughing it out. My id is picking its nose

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:05:57

Maybe it's time for a new Nobdies...

Coconutty Wed 10-Apr-13 17:06:33

Fuck was it fanjo?

Not fair! How does everyon else know this stuff

Nombrechanger Wed 10-Apr-13 17:07:39

Tethersend and of course Worra!

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:10:24

We need scottishmummy on this thread.

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 17:10:30

Nope not Fanjo.

I've PM'd you stealth

MrsKoala Wed 10-Apr-13 17:12:00

i'm my favourite, i reread all my posts endlessly congratulating myself on my witty clever insights.

FanjoForTheMammaries Wed 10-Apr-13 17:12:45

aww i thought you were saying FUCK was it fanjo? as in "oh no, not fanjo"

Fenton Wed 10-Apr-13 17:13:27

Oh and MardyBra

hang on, am I on the cunty thread or the favourite thread?

<whistles>

FanjoForTheMammaries Wed 10-Apr-13 17:13:33

i thought someone had named me on the cunty thread

FanjoForTheMammaries Wed 10-Apr-13 17:13:41

i am well confused cos the cunty thread has turned nice

MrsKoala Wed 10-Apr-13 17:14:22

...and lack of punctuation apparently. which is just for you conformist sheep.

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 17:14:50

<strokes Fanjo's hair>

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:15:43

Too little too late Fenton. wink

FanjoForTheMammaries Wed 10-Apr-13 17:16:04

I see through your pretence at affection..it was just a good fanjo pun wasn't it? angry

grin

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:16:39

Just realised I still have my hovererererer activated.

JamieandtheMagicTorch Wed 10-Apr-13 17:16:47

Fanjo

There's ample time for this one to turn cunty

Coconutty Wed 10-Apr-13 17:17:02

Haha Fanjo that made me laugh!

I don't think you're a cunt BTW.

Fenton Wed 10-Apr-13 17:17:39

C'mon

{{{FentonHug™}}}

FanjoForTheMammaries Wed 10-Apr-13 17:17:40

I am not, but I am a Fanjo

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:18:39

"There's ample time for this one to turn cunty"

They always do Jamie.

We already have the obligatory counter "cunty" thread.

I predict a thread for everyone who never gets a mention, at least 15 posters unhappy that they never get a mention, and 2 flounces.

Anyone want to start a book?

Fenton Wed 10-Apr-13 17:19:41

I'm out of here before I get offended and have to flounce again.

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 17:20:34

CuntiestMNer - you'd make a crap spy. Thank you, though, for making me snort with that one!

morethanpotatoprints Wed 10-Apr-13 17:21:29

My favs are those who own goats.
Those who are funny.

Those that don't put me on the cunty thread grin

JamieandtheMagicTorch Wed 10-Apr-13 17:21:36

Fenton

was that to me?

<superego sneers a bit, ego shakes hands, id humps yer leg>

EarnestDullard Wed 10-Apr-13 17:22:16

My favourites are Showy and Shirley but there are a squillion others - too many to mention without forgetting a few - that I like lots.

JamieandtheMagicTorch Wed 10-Apr-13 17:22:24

also, how does one do superscript on a Mac?

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:23:26

I thought it was to me Jamie

<dry humps Fenton>

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Wed 10-Apr-13 17:24:54

BIWI... Sorry to hear about your cat; I know what it's like. Awful time. Hope that things pick up for you very soon.

JamieandtheMagicTorch Wed 10-Apr-13 17:25:48

Yes, me too BIWI. I suspect we may be facing this quite soon

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:28:30

Sorry I missed your earlier post BIWI (was skim-reading). Sorry to hear you're having a rough time.

Absy Wed 10-Apr-13 17:28:38

Everyone at MNHQ is my favourite

<awaits nomination to best MNEr ever>

TaggieCampbellBlack Wed 10-Apr-13 17:30:00

MN hasn't been the same since Mitmoo was banned. She were a hoot.

We need a 'who is the most useful mner'

I'm new so frankly I think you are all lovely (so far.) wink

nenevomito Wed 10-Apr-13 17:31:06

Of course this will go to shit. We're all nasty angry cunty women, so I've been told.

FuckThis yes not recognising who you're staying with soon is a special kind of dim isn't it grin

<pops head round door>

<sighs contentedly>

I can't believe Justine didn't mention these supportive threads on R2 yesterday. They encapsulate the whole spirit of MN

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 17:33:57

Baby yes, it does rather seem that's the case.

BellaVita Wed 10-Apr-13 17:36:28

BIWI thanks for you.

Sorry you are having a rubbish time x

mrsjay Wed 10-Apr-13 17:41:09

there is some people on this thread ive no clue who you are I am sure you are all lovely but meh not a clue grin

we all have favourites and disfavourites (not a word) we should have who is the cleverest mumsnetter next or who do we think is the thickest or prettiest or poshest id love those wink

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:43:00

And funniest.

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:43:18

Or snobbiest.

mrsjay Wed 10-Apr-13 17:43:54

oh yes funniest or most serious we should have an awards night grin

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:46:47

We could have one of those Chaos-style quizzes.

Fill in the blanks:

Favourite
Cuntiest
Cleverest
Thickest
Poshest
Funniest
Snobbiest
Arse-lickiest
Most prolific

Please nobody actually do this.

mrsjay Wed 10-Apr-13 17:47:54

I dont know what prolific means so I guess i get the thickest award grin

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 17:49:46

Oh pleeeeeeeease can I fill in the blanks?

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:50:26

grin at mrsjay

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:50:53

We could add in:

Most successful thread-starter
Biggest pedant

FuckThisShit Wed 10-Apr-13 17:51:24

That's me, the Biggest Pedant.

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:51:33

Best producer of emoticon pictures

Badvoc Wed 10-Apr-13 17:52:04

Most of you really.
One or two arseholes, but such is life.

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:52:39

I'm not sure who you are so couldn't possibly comment FuckThis.

IamtheZombie Wed 10-Apr-13 17:52:57

There are far too many wonderful people on here for Zombie to choose a favourite. She's just glad they're all here.

nenevomito Wed 10-Apr-13 17:53:38

So there's a fav MNer thread, a cuntiest MNer thread. All we need now is a Fav HQer thread and all of the klaxons will go off at HQ.

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:54:49

I forgot the category of: Loveliest MNer who always posts in the third person.

Badvoc Wed 10-Apr-13 17:55:10

....and I am half in love with piglet john from the good housekeeping and property threads.
He is ace.
Some of you literally make me howl with laughter.
Dh is always Bemused when I am sitting of an evening cackling away at the iPad smile

Tiredmumno1 Wed 10-Apr-13 17:55:24

Mmmm hmm

Not sure where I come on that list, I may need time to think about it, this could take a while grin

Badvoc Wed 10-Apr-13 17:55:33

Zombie is uber cool

Sparklingbrook Wed 10-Apr-13 17:59:13

ooh yes with trophies and speeches. grin

Sparklingbrook Wed 10-Apr-13 18:08:46

And nominations and voting. <arf>

ChestyNut Wed 10-Apr-13 18:11:14

Can we also have biggest user of creepy wee brackets? grin

That'd be me!

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 10-Apr-13 18:16:10

We could have the most discusted and appauled award.

littlemissbunny Wed 10-Apr-13 18:20:03

I think this trophy should be an award too grin

sensesworkingovertime Wed 10-Apr-13 18:21:37

I love SameShitDifferentDay, she's a hilarious oracle of wisdom [big grin]

fuzzypicklehead Wed 10-Apr-13 18:24:53

Has nobody said Hec yet? She saves me so much time and effort by posting what I think much better than I would anyway.

If I was a member of MNHQ and dozed off during a meeting, I'd try to cover my confusion by saying things like "Well, I think Hecate's response to that was right on..."

I can't talk about the cuntiest mumsnetter. I refuse to sully my keyboard by typing her name.

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 18:38:09

We could have little trophies shaped like Terry Wogan's cock.

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 18:39:22
D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 18:39:30

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RandallPinkFloyd Wed 10-Apr-13 18:40:19

He did I find the cunty thread before this one? Think that may say more abut me than I wish to contemplate.

The Chiefs all absolutely rock obviously and the awesome HG support thread was the reason I joined.

Also all the LTB crew from the Relationships board. They get a lot of stick but my god they really are amazing when you need them.

I'm in danger of getting all emotional now so I'll stop being a twat but there's loads of others who make me laugh all time. Despite all the nonsense that been going on recently I still love most of you vipers.

TheSecondComing Wed 10-Apr-13 18:45:35

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5318008 Wed 10-Apr-13 18:50:18

yy PigletJohn, he helped me with floorboards once [my hero face]

infamouspoo Wed 10-Apr-13 18:55:11

you. you know who you are. <sweeps away mysteriously>

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 10-Apr-13 18:56:29

I think Talc should design the trophy.

mrsjay Wed 10-Apr-13 18:56:47

just googled Prolific i am no longer fick grin

TheAccidentalExhibitionist Wed 10-Apr-13 19:00:15

Oh my Cuntiest that delightful image of Jon enormous cock Hamm may have to be my next screen saver <fans myself>

thebody Wed 10-Apr-13 20:00:03

Funniest post was worras where she said she would rather shit in each hand and clap than do something, can't remember what but so so funny.

MintyyAeroEgg Wed 10-Apr-13 20:28:53

Hello dude smile

I've got old favourites and new favourites.

Maryz is my long lost oirish cousin to be sure. I truly never ever disagree with her. Plus she is almost as old as me.

New faves include Fenton and Talcy.

The shitlist has increased from the four that it had been for years, to a very scary six in the past month or two shock.

specialsubject Wed 10-Apr-13 20:33:42

Piglet John for president. Especially after today's post on the subject of chemicals.

my hero. smile

tethersend Wed 10-Apr-13 20:41:39

FFS, this is in such poor taste and I can't believe that anyone would oooooooohhhh I got a mention!

<punches air>

<chins self>

thegreylady Wed 10-Apr-13 20:44:11

Mine is MaryAnnSingleton
Anyone who recognises the name knows why smile

Doha Wed 10-Apr-13 20:47:39

mine is Anyfucker---straight to the point and takes no prisoner.

I think l lurve her blush

Nobhead Wed 10-Apr-13 20:51:55

Yay I get a nomination for most entertaining... Cheers sinister love you too, are you one of the fifty shades of tumble massive?
There's loads I could mention but I think anyfucker and cogito are awesome on the relationship threads.

DaffodilsAreMyFav Wed 10-Apr-13 20:53:42

I like AnyFucker and am also fond of HollyBerryBush.

footballsgalore Wed 10-Apr-13 21:01:56

TSC i don't really have a favourite poster but the minge thread is my all time fave thread. I still laugh to myself when i think about it. grin

b4bunnies Wed 10-Apr-13 21:15:48

me. almost. i am my second-favourite mumsnetter. my favourite knows who she is.

TheAccidentalExhibitionist Wed 10-Apr-13 21:25:45

I love Charbon on the relationship threads. She. Is. Amazing.
I'm in total awe of everything she says and she's always right.

MixedBerries Wed 10-Apr-13 21:27:53

Well, I've been on here on and off for just over a year now. I was hugely offended by a few posters who replied to my first ever AIBU but now I've grown to love them. It must be Stockholm Syndrome or something like it!

So many, many people have been kind, lovely and welcoming to me. Too many to name, and so many people have been nice to me and often they don't even realise that they've made me smile and gave a bit of a boost to my self esteem.

M0naLisa Wed 10-Apr-13 21:59:46

confused I hate these threads as I never get mentioned wink

LaQueen Wed 10-Apr-13 22:02:40

Ooooh, loads...

GOML
MaryZ
Fellatio
SuePurbly
Hully
KatieScarlet
TalcAndTurnips
Worra
BOF

There's many more, but basically anyone who makes me laugh...I'll pretty much forgive you anything, if you make me laugh [shallow]

MixedBerries Wed 10-Apr-13 22:03:02

Oh, M0naLisa is my favourite! And yours, M0na?

navada Wed 10-Apr-13 22:05:06

Not on here much but Hollyberrybush has caught my attention.

everlong Wed 10-Apr-13 22:07:41

Is that good or bad navada grin

navada Wed 10-Apr-13 22:13:32

To be honest, I can't remember grin

Oh hold on a moment it's all coming back to me.......I remember thinking she was very nice. smile

everlong Wed 10-Apr-13 22:16:18

smile

Do you know, 9 years I've been here and not once have I been named on one of these threads

<<<<sob>>>>

beeny Wed 10-Apr-13 22:17:19

ANYFUCKER

forgetmenots Wed 10-Apr-13 22:17:20

Gotta be AttilatheMeerkat and AF, though there are so many genuinely great MNers. Hecate, Cog, Worra, many more smile

everlong Wed 10-Apr-13 22:19:31

Korma <whistles>

FanjoForTheMammaries Wed 10-Apr-13 22:23:39

There are so many, but if we are doing real naming I will name usual, beertricksand hazeyjane

TomArchersSausage Wed 10-Apr-13 22:24:50

LaQueen

I've been knocking around mn a few years now under various names. Never join in favourites threads as a rule. I still can't tell one poster from another to any great extent tbh.

But I like LaQueen's posts, what she says and how.

That's it, or I get all gruff.

ParadiseChick Wed 10-Apr-13 22:26:24

Scottishmummy!

WorraLiberty Wed 10-Apr-13 22:28:40

There are too many people to name really

I like different posters for different reasons << fence sits >>

I even like the ones I don't like if that makes sense? << No of course it fucking doesn't >> blush

What I mean is, even if a poster is particularly brash or just has a single agenda that they bang on about, I think it's amusing when they turn up to a thread and you can feel everyone rolling their eyes grin

I suppose if I had to name one fave 'all rounder' who's funny, friendly, sensible sometimes and always sticks up for what she believes in, it'd be Maryz.

WireCatWhore Wed 10-Apr-13 22:31:13

Flounces as has not been mentioned.

Another forums used to go on did awards.

looks at TheSecondComing suspiciously

BriansBrain Wed 10-Apr-13 22:35:14

DoinMyCleaning DoingTheCleaning DoinMeCleaning something like that, I like her.

AnyFucker is a sensible lady, I like her.

I also like the rest of you!

LaQueen Wed 10-Apr-13 22:36:51

"But I like LaQueen's posts, what she says and how.

That's it, or I get all gruff."

Mum - is that you hmm

TomArchersSausage Wed 10-Apr-13 22:38:42

Noyes
grin

NorthernLurker - I've yet to see a thread where I haven't agreed with her and I've been around for ruddy ages (just a prolific name changer).

<twirls>

<puff of smoke>

medaiwhore Wed 10-Apr-13 22:44:55

im going to have some profiteroles

so there

Kleptronic Wed 10-Apr-13 22:50:01

I like NorbetDentressangle. The name really does it for me. Quite what it is, I have no notion, but I always smile when I see it.

Sparklingbrook Wed 10-Apr-13 22:53:26

It's a haulage company Klep here. I always have a little smile now when I see one on the motorway. smile

Kleptronic Wed 10-Apr-13 22:54:46

Ooo! Is it! Well I never! <clicky>

CosmicWanker Wed 10-Apr-13 22:55:00

Monalisa!

MONALISA

MONLISA

Kleptronic Wed 10-Apr-13 22:55:02

Fucking hell it is and all.

MarmaladeTwatkins, WorraLiberty and Everlong, I want them as my RL friends, they always say what I want to so then I dont have to grin

medaiwhore Wed 10-Apr-13 22:57:30

join me?

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 23:00:46

<wonders how many MNers are constantly refreshing the thread waiting for a mention>

medaiwhore Wed 10-Apr-13 23:00:48

meh - realises twoud take many years, a serious commitment to MN and an ability to read about 'yoni' without feeling slightly sick, to become close to being name checked...

<flips off back to yoni thread before it gets deleted>

grin

catgirl1976 Wed 10-Apr-13 23:04:57

10 pages and no one loves me shock

grin

vipers

I'll say its you catgirl if you say me wink

I've got a recent fondness for Pan.

wibblyjelly Wed 10-Apr-13 23:25:51

I nominate dangerous ( in the hopes that she will say me grin )

catgirl1976 Wed 10-Apr-13 23:27:40

Dangerous is my all time favourite smile

Witty, articulate and gorgeous smile x

grin

Altinkum Wed 10-Apr-13 23:34:03

Expat, thether, usual, Scottish, hully, usual....

There's loads.

I adore Catgirl, she is an all round good egg, total intellectual genius and stunning beauty. She is also modest and has stunning taste. flowers

I'm also very fond of Wibbly, her amazing insight and true compassion are an example to all of us. grin

WorraLiberty Wed 10-Apr-13 23:35:23

catgirl you go without saying

Which is why no-one said catgirl grin

<< Legs it >>

no one love me? fine. fuck off the lot of ya.

<<weeps piteously into lace hanky>>

I have no pride. 'Tis official.

Ullena Wed 10-Apr-13 23:40:28

I will say Graymalkin, as he is very unwell at the moment and deserves the extra attention flowers Plus I know for certain that he exists grin Dooinmecleanin and Spicypear give great advice on dogs, and everyone on the Adoption board is amazing.

Am secure in the knowledge that I am nobodie's favourite, and frankly rather pleased as it means I can pull creepy wee brackets at everyone!

<ner ner>

catgirl1976 Thu 11-Apr-13 00:06:02

Worra you rotter

grin

you might be my favourite rotter though smile

SinisterBuggyMonth Thu 11-Apr-13 09:19:31

Hi nobhead! The Fifty Shades of Tumble thread was amazing. I cannot watch Justin without blushing now.

Also think MrsJay and Amberleaf are great.

arabesque Thu 11-Apr-13 09:57:00

Someone off my shitlist has been mentioned on here. How annoying!

I'm sure the only reason I haven't been mentioned is because I've namechanged a few times. grin

Posters I really liked and miss are Squoosh and Jusfloatingby. I haven't seen either of them for ages.

mrsjay Thu 11-Apr-13 10:00:57

<wonders how many MNers are constantly refreshing the thread waiting for a mention>

dunno what you are on about grin

Kinnane Thu 11-Apr-13 10:08:58

Mrs Jay - I always look for her reply.

mrsjay Thu 11-Apr-13 10:11:46

oh 2 namechecks thank you <curtsey>

catgirl1976 Thu 11-Apr-13 10:22:40

MrsJay

You know I loves you smile

mrsjay Thu 11-Apr-13 10:30:12

ach what you like cat goes all coy grin

M0naLisa Thu 11-Apr-13 19:27:32

My faves are MixexBerries and CosmicWanker wink

M0naLisa Thu 11-Apr-13 19:27:50

MixedBerries lol

NotAWhiteBear Thu 11-Apr-13 19:34:05

I thought I said katythecleabibg lady but can't see my post

MarmaladeTwatkins Thu 11-Apr-13 19:35:58

Mine has to be Mitmoo.

Salmotrutta Thu 11-Apr-13 19:42:05

I'm outraged...

Salmotrutta Thu 11-Apr-13 19:45:54

<refreshes furiously>

LineRunner Thu 11-Apr-13 19:48:02

Well if I suppose if I were being emotionally blackmailed honest I would have to say Salmotrutta.

Salmotrutta Thu 11-Apr-13 19:51:05

Awww. Thank Liney <flutters eyelashes coyly>.

You know I've always liked you best too don't you... grin

Primadonnagirl Thu 11-Apr-13 19:57:17

Well I like Justmadeherup...

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 11-Apr-13 20:42:05

I can't believe nobody has mentioned ScottishMummy.
I'm getting very fond of her myself.

mrsjay Thu 11-Apr-13 20:57:33

I do love scottish mummy but i have crossed her a few times i call her a nippy wee sweetie grin but I love how she just comes out with what she thinks is right she isn't always

FanjoForTheMammaries Thu 11-Apr-13 20:59:07

I meant to include marmaladetwatkins on my list.

I'm such a giver of love

everlong Thu 11-Apr-13 20:59:26

Yes SM is pretty cool.

I have a soft spot for the forthright, straight talkers with big hearts.

FanjoForTheMammaries Thu 11-Apr-13 21:00:58

I actually like pretty much everyone on this thread.

So you are all on my lovelist

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 11-Apr-13 21:01:34

The problem is she doesn't like to get chatty to anyone in case she's being a sook.
She seems to like to walk her own path.

MarmaladeTwatkins Thu 11-Apr-13 21:01:50

I love anyone that has said me. <twat>

grin

FanjoForTheMammaries Thu 11-Apr-13 21:01:52

And I haven't even had alcohol tonight

FanjoForTheMammaries Thu 11-Apr-13 21:02:35

grin

Maat Thu 11-Apr-13 21:04:07

I too am a fan of ScottishMummy.

She is the bard of Mumsnet and I like her style.

She will hate this thread though.

catgirl1976 Thu 11-Apr-13 21:04:31

I love you all grin

Possibly influenced by wine and good news

everlong Thu 11-Apr-13 21:05:05

That's why I like her LBE. She just ignores anything anybody directly says to her. grin

FanjoForTheMammaries Thu 11-Apr-13 21:05:19

Is a Scottish mummy <clutches at straws>

LineRunner Thu 11-Apr-13 21:06:44

Spill, Catgirl. The news, not the drink.

mrsjay Thu 11-Apr-13 21:06:45

oo good news do share ?

kim147 Thu 11-Apr-13 21:08:28

Ok - 270 posts in and no mention as always happens on these threads Should I flounce grin

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 11-Apr-13 21:09:46

God yes, she will hate this thread.
I'm surprised she's not been on already being all curmudgeonly.

Themobstersknife Thu 11-Apr-13 21:09:54

Well it definitely isn't Mrs Wembley
<still smarting from being left off drunk thread round up>

ItsYoniMeMikeOxard Thu 11-Apr-13 21:10:14

HullDad... Yoni joking!

Anyfucker madamred are my faves, straight to the point. No messing about.

M0naLisa Thu 11-Apr-13 21:17:41

Kim147 I love you wink

catgirl1976 Thu 11-Apr-13 21:17:42

Consultant thinks my breast lump unlikely to be cancer

Had biopsy and mammogram today to mke sure and should get results tomorrow but looking positive

So I have love for all grin

Maat Thu 11-Apr-13 21:20:52

Hope all goes well catgirl thanks

mrsjay Thu 11-Apr-13 21:20:53

that is great news catgirl cheers lovey wine

catgirl1976 Thu 11-Apr-13 21:23:06

thanks grin x

wine

FanjoForTheMammaries Thu 11-Apr-13 21:23:56

What a relief catgirl

LineRunner Thu 11-Apr-13 21:24:11

Catgirl, that's great. smile

kim147 Thu 11-Apr-13 21:28:04

Enjoy the wine Great news.

<full of love for everyone>

Oh, that's fantastic.

flowers

Hope all goes well tomorrow.

MarmaladeTwatkins Fri 12-Apr-13 09:44:43

Oh Catgirl, I didn't know you'd had a booby scare sad

Huzzah for it looking friendly, though! wine thanks

D0GWithAYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 09:56:08

Fab news catgirl smile

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