.....to be angry that my body is doing this at 37?

(97 Posts)
sunshine75 Thu 04-Apr-13 20:23:43

Okay....37 is getting on a bit but it's not like properly old. I can accept the following:
1. A few grey hairs
2. Some wrinkles
3. Harder to lose weight.

However, I am mightly fucked off at the following and ask you mumsnetters out there if this is normal?

1. My PMT is getting worse. I'm really angry and irritated by everyone/everything for at least 5 days per month.

2.Seriously, I am sweatier and my sweat smells much worse than it used to. I really stink after hard exercise (and I'm sure I used to be able to go running and then to the pub afterwards without going home first)

3. Hairs - where have they come from? They are everywhere. Chin and pubes are the worst. It's grim and I can't keep on top of them.

Is this the downward slide to stinking of piss and having a beard? FFS, I'm only 37.

Gossipmonster Thu 04-Apr-13 20:25:04

I also get chin hairs sad sad sad

I am 38 sad

Oh lord! I'm 36 and my PMT is definately worse - but I put that down to being contraceptive free as dh had the ship. Hair and sweat eh? Can't wait for next year's birthday!

The SNIP not a SHIP (sounds like dh is away on three year voyage thuse renedering contraception surplus to requirements)

IWishIWasSheRa Thu 04-Apr-13 20:28:29

I'm 30 tomorrow and have chin hairs and sweat!! I suggest tweezers and triple dry aerosol- it's the only thing that works- leaves white marks but is fab!

Chipstick10 Thu 04-Apr-13 20:28:49

Oh babe wait till you get to my age ( let's say over 44). Walking with a little waddle when you first stand up cos your back aches. Bingo wings. Muchly greying of hair. Weird eyebrows. Older ladies teeth. Not being able to go on a trampoline without a nappy. Happy days

Gossipmonster Thu 04-Apr-13 20:29:04

The weight thing too sad

monkeysbignuts Thu 04-Apr-13 20:30:52

I am stinky too lol. I am only 33 but put it down to being 6 months post partum? Could this be permanent lol
I'm half cypriot and have always suffered with rouge hairs :/

sunshine75 Thu 04-Apr-13 20:31:18

Northernlurker - I also came off the pill about a year ago - do you think that may explain the PMT radginess?

MintyyAeroEgg Thu 04-Apr-13 20:33:18

I recommend the Mitchum stick deodorant for the extra sweatiness and a x 15 magnifying mirror and pointed tweezers for the chin hairs. And go to your gp re. the pmt - you don't have to suffer in silence!

monkeysbignuts Thu 04-Apr-13 20:33:21

My pmt has got worse since having kid's. I was fine before

Ah yes probably so then. It's nearly 5 years for me and it hasn't got worse all the time or anything. Just worse than it was in my pill taking 20s

CockyFox Thu 04-Apr-13 20:34:13

I'm 29 and have all of those things, as well as hairy nipples, hairy stomach, horrendous bloating, 1 period a year if I am lucky and acne. I have had all of the above minus the grey hairs and wrinkles since I was about 14 nothing to do with being old and everything to do with severe PCOS.

rhondajean Thu 04-Apr-13 20:34:55

I knew this would be hairs. I'm 36.

Oh the shame blush

marjproops Thu 04-Apr-13 20:36:59

at 15 my hair started turning grey-colouring it ever since.

at 33 my eyesight started going.

at 36 my hearing started going.

at 38 everything else went. slim went, smooth skin went.

got chin AND (TMI) nipple hair.

no matter how much I wash/spray/moisturise...I reek of BO

periods are niagara falls.

wind factor hurricane proportions!

bingo wings and thighs.

boobs like melons.

knees both full of arthritis.

....goes to buy zimmer frame.....im 48

and groan everytime i get up from a chair.

sunshine75 Thu 04-Apr-13 20:39:52

Haha - glad I'm not alone!!

It really has got worse post-kids. Everything is much more effort at exactly the time in your life when you really can't be arsed to make any effort at all.

Mother nature is a cruel mistress is she not?

FarBetterNow Thu 04-Apr-13 20:45:48

You have grey pubes to look forward to! (grin)

Molehillmountain Thu 04-Apr-13 20:46:46

I can deal with everything except the pmt. The hairs, smell, wrinkles etc do not make me a ranting screeching and cruel woman. I'm doing a three month log of pmt and then going to the doctors. I'm actually not sure it's worse than Pre kids-it's just that children don't read the warning signs too well and then keep out of my way or not say anything challenging.

SirBoobAlot Thu 04-Apr-13 20:47:08

Chin beard hair, black upper lip hair, grey hair AND grey pubes. Also have terrible skin, so don't even get to avoid the shit bits of being young.

I'm 2fucking1.

I've been going bald since I was 19.

NaturalBlondeYeahRight Thu 04-Apr-13 20:58:28

Yeah, dodgy knees here too, teeth need cleaning within an inch of their lives as well. Everything seems to go downhill after 35. On the plus side I had the mirena (and I know it doesn't work for everyone) no periods and no pmt. So that's a bonus.
I wish evolution would bloody catch up a bit.

JeanBodel Thu 04-Apr-13 20:58:42

I am interested to hear that you lot stink too.

I am 36 and have really a noticed a difference in BO over the last year or so.

Old age...so much worse than we thought it would be.

Nombrechanger Thu 04-Apr-13 21:02:39

I have major pmt. I also have chin/nipple/sideburns hair.

I am 38.

Whooppeeedoooo!!!

MissBetseyTrotwood Thu 04-Apr-13 21:03:20

36 here y'all.

Chin hairs - check.
Sweatier - check. (but mostly only on one armpit confused )
Heavier 'tache - check.
RAGING PMT - check.
Still spots - check.
One massive, black hair that periodically grows out of my neck but I never quite notice it until I'm in a meeting at work or something and it's about an inch long.

Oblomov Thu 04-Apr-13 21:07:35

Am not in my 30's as of recently and am getting worse,rapidly. Not good.

Willowisp Thu 04-Apr-13 21:09:23

Well I'm 44, greying a bit, but rarely wear deodorant & don't smell, don't groan when I get up, have periods regularly once a month (ok, a tidal for wave the first 2 days & then barely a trickle).

Pubic hair still in the pubic region & only 1 rogue facial hair. I don't have bingo wings & I'm pretty much the same shape as I was 25 yrs ago.

We need to compare note grin

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Thu 04-Apr-13 21:20:49

Im 37 and I sometimes think that a bikini wax would need to start at my ankles and end somewhere around my eyebrows!

determinedma Thu 04-Apr-13 21:26:29

Don't have the smelly thing.'Use Mitchum deoderant and have done for about 30 years. Swear by the stuff.
Yes to :
Black chin whiskers and tache
Weight gain round the belly
Creaky knees
Failing eyesight
WHITE, not even grey, pubes!
Saggy norms
Am 49

determinedma Thu 04-Apr-13 21:27:05

Norks, even

evansthebread Thu 04-Apr-13 21:35:53

Add me to the list. Funny how no one ever told me about these fetching symptoms of getting a bit older (feel betrayed by my much older sister!).

Agnus castus has helped the PMT a lot. Prozac used to do the trick, but that wore off after a couple of years. Am seriously hoping the same won't happen with the AC.

TwllBach Thu 04-Apr-13 21:41:13

I have:

Eyebrows that reach my hair line
A fucking moustache
A huge fucking beard
Nipple hair
Hair on the backs of my fingers and toes
Hair in a line from my belly button to public hair
Pubic hair that spreads to furry patches on my thighs.

I'm 25.

Also, I smell down there even after a day with no physical exertion. And my tits sweat <weeps>

CockyFox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:01:39

Agnus castus is the only thing that stopsme feeling and looking like an angry bear rather than a woman

GreenShadow Thu 04-Apr-13 22:02:55

Some of this makes me feel so much better !
I'm 51 and don't have many of the problems listed above, in particular no grey hair (anywhere) yet.

Hopefully I can reassure some of you that certain areas do improve post-menopause.

I have LESS, not more, body hair (never had much in first place, but less plucking/shaving required now)

I need so much less sleep now.

Yes, I've put on weight, but the first place it went on was my bust, so have a cleavage for the first time in my life.

No periods is brilliant.

But I do get the creaky knees and my eyesight getting worse.

MrsKoala Thu 04-Apr-13 22:10:57

I must have been very old before my time because i have had some grey hair (and pubes) since my teens, chin hairs since about 22 (they are getting worse every year), did my knees in at 18 and back at 23 so i crack, creak, click and can barely get out of bed - on bad days i piss standing up or in an old jug because i can't get off the toilet. My PMT has got worse since periods returned 2 months ago (after having DS). I'm 36 now and i don't know how much worse it can get!

Silver lining tho is i don't sweat - never have, never used deodorant. <fist pumps the air>

apostropheuse Thu 04-Apr-13 22:21:05

I went through early menopause (last period at 38) and it got so much better after that! Well, the hairy stuff did, and obviously no PMT. Best of all, no periods. Bliss.

However, the grey hair just gets worse, as does the sagginess of face and body. The skin definitely gets drier.

Strangely though I don't give a damn - I guess it's grumpy old women syndrome setting in. I really don't care about shit like that any more!
I also find myself unable to bite my tongue, sometimes what comes out of my mouth doesn't have enough time en route from my brain to be stopped.

I feel quite liberated really.

5Foot5 Thu 04-Apr-13 22:25:16

The worst bit is that the chin hairs have got more prolific just when the eyesight is getting much worse so I have to put my reading glasses on and use the magnifying side of the bathroom mirror (I remember being so young that I genuinely wondered why anyone would want a mirror like that) to really see and get to grip with the buggers, even though I know they are there because I can feel them.

SisterMonicaJoan Thu 04-Apr-13 22:25:17

I'm 37.

Best light I can get to tweeze my eyebrows chin is in the car (DH driving, not me!) so find myself gurning at passers by at traffic lights!

Definitely more sweaty (also more in one armpit too missbetsey wtf??)

We're such an attractive bunch on MN grin!!

jinsymaw Thu 04-Apr-13 22:25:26

Every time I bend down or stand up, I murmur, oh my back. 39 and I'm sprouting under my chin. Used perspirex from boots and now I don't smell like an old onion. Err, yuck, sorry.

PoppyWearer Thu 04-Apr-13 22:26:20

I am 37yo and appear to be growing a beard. Am experimenting with various hair-removal methods now.

DameSaggarmakersbottomknocker Thu 04-Apr-13 22:27:01

I'm almost 50 and like apostropheuse I'm past caring.

I can tell folk to fuck off and blame it on the menopause.

carabos Thu 04-Apr-13 22:30:16

I'm 50 this year. The teeth (god the snaggly witchy teeth) the knees (ow ow ow) and the smelly sweat! WTAF has happened there? It's only been very recent, but I stink shock.

apostropheuse Thu 04-Apr-13 22:30:35

damesaggarmaker grin

I'm 51 now so I've had that privilege for a few years now.

apostropheuse Thu 04-Apr-13 22:33:09

All you sweaty bettys really should try Mitchum anti-perspirant deodorant. It truly is wonderful stuff.

daffsarecomingup Thu 04-Apr-13 22:35:22

i didn't know that being more smelly was a sign of ageing! have noticed that recently.
yes to rogue throat hairs.
yes to pubes slowly spreading.

Am not too bothered by it all, though. Seeing as the alternative is to die young, I consider it all a small price to pay smile

SomeBear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:35:34

I am 37 next month and have been nodding to all these. The random hairs have increased - always had one on my right nipple and another on my belly button but now find them on the backs of my thighs and preparing to go swimming involves a set of hedgecutters. I keep forgetting I can't kneel on the floor any more and when I get up my knees crack.

Went jeans shopping today with DH and realised I have Let Myself Go when I caught sight of the saggy old woman in the mirror.

maxpower Thu 04-Apr-13 22:39:08

Despite suffering some of these afflictions myself I'm pmsl at this thread. Thanks ladies. (37 on Monday btw)

hortensemancini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:45:38

I'm 39 and my PMT is now so bad it's a very good job I don't have a nuclear capability, or else the UN would abandon North Korea like that and camp out at my place every month.

And i'm glad someone mentioned the sweat thing. Spent nearly all of the last gym session feeling sorry for the person in front of me who didn't realise how honking their BO was, before realising it was actually me.

Also, I think I have chilblains. Is that possible? Or is that just in Enid Blyton?

Schnarkle Thu 04-Apr-13 22:50:25

I'm one step from going on a gin diet. I have all the above joys too. sad

Schnarkle Thu 04-Apr-13 22:51:11

oh and I'm 38.

I'm 37 and look amezzin <vodka goggles on> but I keep finding white hairs in my fanjo. shock

SinisterBuggyMonth Thu 04-Apr-13 23:14:47

I used too have geasy skin and spots. I longed for drier skin, that didn't look like I'd put my face in a chip pan by the end of day. Now I have big patches off uncomfortable dry skin around my eyes and mouth. And roseacre. And I still have the greasy skin and spots. I'm 37. When do spots stop?

the spots seem too be getting adventurous and enjoy sprouting up in places they've never been before. I've got one on my lip at the moment, not the edge of my lip, my ACTUAL LIP!

My theory is my body is shell shocked by the lack of sleep since my DS was born it is doing all it can to make me as physically unattractive as possible to limit the chance off me ever getting shagged pregnant again

FrantasticO Thu 04-Apr-13 23:21:29

I don't have the above yet, but have been having night sweats for 6 months...miserable and interrupts sleepsad
Freezing during the day and boiling at night.

Not had a baby recently and not pregnant.

Didn't expect this in my 30s!

Any advice? Please??

twentythirteen Thu 04-Apr-13 23:23:54

Do you remember your first chin hair? I remember sitting in a meeting playing with what felt like a weird little spot, only I could not remove it. Got out of the meeting and forgot about it. Repeated this process several times before finally leaving the meeting one day to go and look in the mirror. I was floored. Around the same time a little beauty mole on my lower cheek (face!) began to also sprout a wiry hair.

EnidRollins Fri 05-Apr-13 00:29:38

Never, never had a chin hair or any rogue or grey hair even for that matter, yet. Think I might cry when I do, this thread is making me depressed! grin
35 (soon to be 36) and nope, none of them are happening to me for a LONG time yet!! hopeful

AvrilPoisson Fri 05-Apr-13 00:35:29

NO chin hair yet (thank goodness) but I have gone more moley hmm and have developed PMS following 3rd pg. skin has become really dry and sensitive.

Started going grey at 18 though.

AvrilPoisson Fri 05-Apr-13 00:35:52

doh- am 38.

NightmareSpoon Fri 05-Apr-13 01:15:14

I'm 37 and yes my PMT is bloody awful. My boobs ache for about a week and I get headaches too.

I don't have any grey hairs yet, and certainly no noticeable hairs where they shouldn't be (that's one advantage of having very fine hair I suppose).

My main complaint is the weight thing and a slight double chin which appears when looking down which I hate (I'm a size 12 so not that fat sad )

sydlexic Fri 05-Apr-13 01:32:48

I feel better now, I am 51 regular periods a few grey hairs and eyesight not what it was.

whethergirl Fri 05-Apr-13 01:46:55

Bad back
Hair everywhere
2nd chin emerging
Grey ones on my fucking fanjo
Evil, heavy periods - last one was 2 wks late and lasted 16 days
Skin tags on my armpits
Diet proof

I'm 40. Hurrah.

But, funny enough, happier about how I look than when I was 25 and gorgeous!

whethergirl Fri 05-Apr-13 01:47:53

That's grey hairs on my fucking fanjo. Just to be clear.

whethergirl Fri 05-Apr-13 01:49:42

If Carlsberg did dating ads....

whethergirl Fri 05-Apr-13 01:50:38

FrantasticO - I've had this too. It's either due to hormonal changes or can also be caused by some medication.

FrantasticO Fri 05-Apr-13 03:50:27

Thanks whethergirl.
Not on any meds so that's not causing night sweats (up just now!)
Will maybe see the gp?

The joys of old age in our 30s and 40s

Look forward to the rest of the treasures mentioned up thread!

Laughing at carlsberg!

stressyBessy22 Fri 05-Apr-13 03:56:05

i am nearly 45 and have none ou those things yet not even a single grey hair

alwayslateforwork Fri 05-Apr-13 04:04:15

Raging pmt like I want to kill people.
Boils. Not just acne. These fuckers are huge, hurt like hell, and are impossible to squeeze. And they leave rock hard scar like lumps if you try.

I'm ignoring the BO and the grey pubes. And the fat belt.

Well, I'm trying to.

I'm even toying with the idea of goddamn evening primrose oil.

MorrisZapp Fri 05-Apr-13 04:09:00

What about ridiculously hard skin on feet? I've been eyeing up a JML sanding device.

alwayslateforwork Fri 05-Apr-13 04:44:43

Dunno morris. I can barely reach my feet these days. wink

Do they come with extendable handles? <considers mobile chiropodist>

weegiemum Fri 05-Apr-13 05:29:04

I'm 42.

Going grey (all my family do/did) but the positive thing has been that despite a harier chin, I seem to not grow leg or underarm hair any more.

About 2 years ago I realised I wasn't having monster pmt any more - about the same time as I realised I wasn't having periods either. Turns out I've had a prem menopause, which is fine by me, I wasn't planning on using my womb again anyway!

BookieMonster Fri 05-Apr-13 06:39:37

Excess sweating
Night sweats and hot flushes
Irregular periods
Flooding (TMI)
Grey hair
Seriously bad PMT angry angry
Weight gain on my tummy (I used to have a waist!!!)
General aches and pains
I'm only 38!!!! angry
I'm certain that I am perimenopausal, though.

sunshine75 Fri 05-Apr-13 07:09:24

This really is hilarious. I'm so glad it happens to all of us and there isn't a troll in sight claiming to be a serene, rose smelling, hairless goddess.

Bunfags Fri 05-Apr-13 07:52:21

I'm 36 and have all of these things. Does anyonen know if the worsening of PMT means that we are going through the peri-menopause?

I found that my metabolism suddenly slowed right down when I hit 30. Seriously, it happened over night! Having very dark hair means that I have always had problems with the tash and stray chin hairs, but these days it's my pube area that irks me most. It's like an enchanted forest, but waxing helps!

It's a pity that only now, do I appreciate what an attractive women I was in my younger days.

MinnieBar Fri 05-Apr-13 08:00:21

I'm on the sodding Mirena coil and my PMT is getting worse - I'm not even meant to be ovulating FFS hmm

Oh dear, this wasn't the best thread to read first thing in the morning… wink

allbie Fri 05-Apr-13 10:04:22

Nearly 42. My main dilemma is I'm finding grey hairs. I have decided not to dye but to embrace them. I feel sure my grey hair will help me become the over-opinionated old bag I want to be. And yes, those sneaky chin hairs that are a foot long by the time you find them!!! I have told my DC to please pluck my chin hairs when they stick me away in some home...not much to ask?

soverylucky Fri 05-Apr-13 10:23:10

The sweating - you MUST GET DRICLOR!!!!!!! It has changed my life - it really has. It is expensive but my god it works. Read the reviews on-line.

As for everything else - I can't help you. When I am naked I look like Mr Tumnus - the fawn/man thing in Narnia.

Frizzbonce Fri 05-Apr-13 10:34:26

45

PMT - I know my period is due because I feel absolutely miserable.
Hideous pube like hair twirling out of my face.
Stomach like half risen bread despite yoga
Beige-ness. Red hair going beige and face going beige
Sore tingling norks for no apparent reason
Getting harder to lose weight
Sudden rage when DP makes idle comments about women

magimedi Fri 05-Apr-13 10:48:20

Am nearly 58. Post menopausal. All the hairy stuff, except pubes now starting to vanish!!

I suffered really badly with the sweating, but it does seem to have got somewhat better in the last year or so.

When I look in the mirror I do wonder who the old person is looking back at me.

In my head I feel about 25!

FreudiansSlipper Fri 05-Apr-13 11:05:18

I am wondering where my enthusiasm for myself has gone do that disappear with age too?

the sweating the aching back and knees I am only 40 I feel much older and my period is dragging on and on

and the double chin what is the need for that I am a little over weight my chin is bordering on being obese sad

countrykitten Fri 05-Apr-13 11:43:01

I can cope with it all just about but the facial hair....WTAF? Why?

badbride Fri 05-Apr-13 12:09:22

All of the above (bar the gynae stuff) is why the good Lord invented beauty therapists. A good one is worth her weight in gold, especially if she has a Soprano Laser to hand www.almalasers.com/soprano_xl.jsp

It costs a bomb, but laser hair removal is utterly brilliant (proper lasers that is, don't waste your time with IPL). Especially if you have peely wally white skin and dark hair like me sad

Latara Fri 05-Apr-13 12:23:20

I don't have an issue with facial hair but if i did i'd definitely try badbride's suggestion of laser hair removal.

I'm 36 & my PMT, night sweats & hot flushes were awful.
But i got seriously ill with MH problems, now take Anti-Psychotic meds and the side effect is that PMT & sweats have massively improved!

My knees & back were bad so i visited a Physiotherapist, go to the gym & diet now - it makes a huge difference.

I get silver hairs on my head now but i just colour it & get lots of compliments for my hair colour smile

Latara Fri 05-Apr-13 12:25:11

PS. for dry skin i recommend a good skincare regime, it can be expensive or cheap but moisturiser is your friend smile

Nobhead Fri 05-Apr-13 12:32:59

I'm 32 been going grey since having DS at 28. Skin is shit...dull looking, pigmentation, spots, crows feet and forehead lines. PMT is savage since coming off pill 18 months ago, I am a narky bitch at that time. History of early menopause in our family so got that to look forward to shortly as well. I look at Jennifer Aniston and sigh....if only.

Fucking hell you lot.....I am 42 and have non of the above grin

Latara Fri 05-Apr-13 12:43:25

Thank you Betty i hope i will be like you at 42.

op at least I am not alone sad

thebody Fri 05-Apr-13 13:16:53

We are all real women and we are all gorgeous.

Especially after 2 glasses and in candlelight.

marjproops Fri 05-Apr-13 17:07:42

sistermonica grin i do same with plucking chin hairs-when have parked car of course and sit in passenger seat. people walking past with dogs or kids thinking im a deranged convict or something with more gurning than that i can cook woman!!

and yy to sweaty boobs too. underneath the boobs. (the pecil holder).

marjproops Fri 05-Apr-13 17:08:18

pencil tht was meant to say.

anyone else got a spotty bottom too?

monkeysbignuts Fri 05-Apr-13 19:09:20

I can't jump on the trampoline with out wetting myself and after 3 large children I have an anal fissure which won't heal sad
Guess what I have to have done to fix it?
A botox injection up my arse! Wonder if they might fix my crow's feet at the same time (with a different needle lol)

I have to laugh otherwise I would cry!
I am also starting to get grey hair sad

monkeysbignuts Fri 05-Apr-13 19:11:19

Oh and my boobs are like wind socks on a breeze less day. I have breastfed 3 children.

SisterMonicaJoan Sat 06-Apr-13 00:05:57

marjproops Worse thing is I don't care anymore as long as I can just get that tricky one... grin

I plan to grow old disgracefully!

jinsymaw Sat 06-Apr-13 02:07:37

Oh and as billy Connelly says, never trust a fart. That's all I'm sayin'. Sorry if someone's already come up with that one. Eyes getting weaker, ah fuck, another symptom!

MichelleRooJnr Sat 06-Apr-13 02:31:40

This thread is wonderful!
This 38 yr old was thinking of heading to the GP, but turns all all this shit is perectly normal.
Off to sweaty sweat pi bed to dream of smooth hairfree skin and happy joints wink

CouthySaysEatChoccyEggs Sat 06-Apr-13 02:40:33

I'm 31, and am nodding vigorously to quite a few of these.

Since turning 31 last June, I have : started sweating (yes, Mitchum is brilliant).

Got my first grey hair followed in quick succession by another 20...

Had to pluck random chin hairs that were never there before.

Since my periods returned after DS3, I seem to turn into a raving dictator for a week of every month.

And the spots - WTF?! I avoided them as a teenager only to be coated in them in my 30's?! WTF is that all about?!

The extra hairiness - my pubes seem to have grown down to my knees and up to my belly button. If anyone's looking for Lord Lucan, he's probably hiding in the bush somewhere...

The creakiness. Just two months after my 31st birthday, arthritis set in.

And I'm staring to get crows feet too. Only slightly, nobody else has noticed them, but I have...

The periods that are like Niagara effing Falls. I think I've spent more on Sanitary protection in the last year than I have in the preceding 15 years - and I've always been quite heavy!

The sudden lack of a discernible 'middle'.

And my Norks could now double up as leg warmers or a scarf.

I know I'm in the 'wrong' decade now, but seriously?!

marjproops Sat 06-Apr-13 17:50:10

grin at couthys lord Lucan thing!!!!

and whats with the muffin top?

and i cant have anyone saying anymore, when i feel down 'keep your chin up'

its 'keep your CHINS up'.

kness went today again, just as i stepped off the bottom step.

seriously.

and then there are the yummy yucky sleb mums with their personal trainers and chefs etc etc who still get away with it. seeth seeth, gnashing of gums.

and the other thing is that my cousin, 20 years younger than me (27) is already with dentures, piles,chin hairs etc etc.

marjproops Sat 06-Apr-13 17:51:13

Is anyone else picturing Ena Sharples and Hilda Ogden in the Rovers with a stout or a sherry and wearing hairnets???????grin

alwayslateforwork Sat 06-Apr-13 22:13:18

Gawd no. I've got les Dawson going on here. <purses lips, hoiks bosom>

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