to want to stroke hair, fluff clouds and smooth sunbeams

(27 Posts)

Too much nonsense on here at the moment, come and hide here and share some love.

KnockKnockKnockPenny Wed 03-Apr-13 18:10:13

Have a scone, fresh out of the oven. I have jam, butter or cream. I care not a jot how you pronounce scone.

((sprinkles fairydust))

You can spread some of my homemade lemon curd on your yummy scones.

MushroomSoup Wed 03-Apr-13 18:12:07

I'll give you kittens, silk ribbons and a freshly brewed pot of tea. Sit down!

((strokes hair))

Can we sing? 'My favourite things' from the sound of music could be a good one to start us off. You can be Julie Andrews if your want.

oooo do I get to stand in top of a mountain and sing.....

IF that's your 'thing' go for it. grin

EarnestDullard Wed 03-Apr-13 18:18:41

I don't need hair-stroking, but would you like to help put my DD1 to bed? She's 3yo and she got up 4 times to "use the potty" at bedtime last night. She finally went to sleep about 11pm hmm

And I'll have a scone (pr. scawn, jam then whipped cream on top fwiw), since you're offering smile

eggerlicious Wed 03-Apr-13 18:20:03

I have lots and lots of biscuits....

sorry lovely though she is I will pass on the 3 year old....thanks for the offer smile

EarnestDullard Wed 03-Apr-13 18:21:29

Oh well, no harm in asking grin

Salmotrutta Wed 03-Apr-13 18:21:44

Ill have a sunbeam if you've got one spare?

Bloomin' freezing here...

we have lots of sunbeams here....and a biting wind..

UnChartered Wed 03-Apr-13 18:24:29

<throws a few rainbows about>

and have just brought some mini blueberry crumbles out of the oven if there's no scones left

yum yum

sensesworkingovertime Wed 03-Apr-13 18:28:43

Chocolate with tea brew chocolate with wine wine, chocolate all over Daniel Craig.......

It's batshit on here at the moment just want a naice thread smile

TotallyBursar Wed 03-Apr-13 18:34:30

Ooh blueberry crumbles.
How I can even contemplate them after the hideous chocolate consumption today I know not but they sound delicious.

I have some mini eggs to sprinkle liberally to all just ignore any that may have been sucked by the toddler & put back sprinkle, sprinkle.

justpaddling Wed 03-Apr-13 18:34:57

Chocolate covered Daniel Craig.....thats just made me come over all unnecessary.

redlac Wed 03-Apr-13 18:34:58

I hate cream on a scone can I still join in?

omg chocolate covered Daniel Craig
((dribbles))

sensesworkingovertime Wed 03-Apr-13 18:37:07

My DD got batshit on her at zoo once Hobs....oops sorry, that's another thread probably.

MushroomSoup Wed 03-Apr-13 18:47:22

I'll take on the 3 year old. I'm like Mary Poppins crossed with Jo Frost.

fluffywhitekittens Wed 03-Apr-13 18:51:15

I think my name says it all smile

absolutely fluffy smile

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