To get the horn over Jon Richardson?

(60 Posts)

Bountiful tonight, first Room 101 now 8 out of 10 cats. He just needs a damn good seeing to & cuddle.

NoisyDay Fri 22-Feb-13 21:07:44

Yeah me too,scundered about it though.

He was no 2 on weird crush list. What's weird about him?! He's fit!

I am on the wine but I always think it!

cookielove Fri 22-Feb-13 21:12:27

AHhhh he is sooooo yummy, i want him to date my friend, still trying how i can get that to happen <ponders>

Tee2072 Fri 22-Feb-13 21:15:38

Nooo, waaay too young. He's like 12, isn't he?

[old woman smiley]

He's 30, which is only a wee bit you get than me, still feasible (if I weren't married with 2 kids)

MajaBiene Fri 22-Feb-13 21:17:50

Oh yes, me too!

issimma Fri 22-Feb-13 21:19:10

MITTS OFF. He is mine, all mine grin

Tee2072 Fri 22-Feb-13 21:20:18

30 is still a baby! grin (I'm 44.)

AngelWreakinHavoc Fri 22-Feb-13 21:21:18

Sorry but I claimed him already!

juneybean Fri 22-Feb-13 21:21:36

Oh I love him, I don't understand why he's still single!

MatriarchalDreams Fri 22-Feb-13 21:22:06

Yeah, I don't know what it is about him but he really is quite hot. Have just wikipedia'd him and he's a year older than me so just about right I reckon! Why's he flirting with Alex Jones though?!

eyebrowsfurrowed Fri 22-Feb-13 21:22:25

ugh infinitely dreamy...

Whyriskit Fri 22-Feb-13 21:24:54

Mmmmm.

StuffezLaBouche Fri 22-Feb-13 21:29:57

Get lost ladies, I shotgunned him months ago. He's so cute! :-)

dizzy77 Fri 22-Feb-13 21:33:12

I am catching up with room 101. He seems to be wearing David Mitchell's old maroon shirt he must have ditched when he took up with Victoria Coren.

Hmm, a whole lotta love for JR. I feel pleased for him. I think he'd be hard work, but a good challenge. I'd fucking ruin him.

<puts wine down & glances at DH slob bing on other sofa with iPad>

Oh, & Adam Hills later. smile

I remember when I used to go on be actual prowl on a Friday night!

Booyhoo Fri 22-Feb-13 21:39:19

NUR at all!! but he's mine so you can all queue behind me.

tigerdriverII Fri 22-Feb-13 21:40:23

Who is he?

Turn on ch4

SorryMyLollipop Fri 22-Feb-13 21:42:35

He is mine! MINE! <drool>

mrsjay Fri 22-Feb-13 21:43:06

no he is weird and a wee bit aggressive and also he is very anal ( not that way grin) about stuff he hates people touching his stuff I went off him when I watched a documentary about OCD , I dont like him

Oh mrsjay I think that documentary made me love him more!

RedToothBrush Fri 22-Feb-13 21:46:01

I was going to start a thread on him this evening but thought the better of it...

... my topic was going to be

AIBU to think that Jon Richardson is the most miserable bastard on tv and not remotely funny in even the slightest way.

Clearly this thread is proof that MN is full of nutters. Can you IMAGINE a date with him? Moan, moan, moan.

And you are all wondering why he hasn't got a gf? Could you put up with him for more than an hour? Constantly criticising everything in sight including you?

mrsjay Fri 22-Feb-13 21:46:08

He just annoyed me he was very empathetic to the people he was interviewing but he just irritates me confused

Ok, this is one of those aibu threads where the op (me) willl NOT accept that I may be being unreasonable!

grin

mrsjay Fri 22-Feb-13 21:48:41

AIBU to think that Jon Richardson is the most miserable bastard on tv and not remotely funny in even the slightest way.

YASONU grin

Aspiemum2 Fri 22-Feb-13 21:50:06

I find him funny on 8 out of 10 cats but seen him in other stuff and thought he was an utter prick. He would just annoy me far too much with his reluctance to take part in anything remotely interesting, boring fart. He has cute dimples though

Yeah, but I'd shag it out of him

grin grin grin

Yanbu.

ChairmanWow Fri 22-Feb-13 22:15:57

YADNBU. I'd always thought it was a weird crush though. Slightly disappointed to see it shared by so many others.

Richardson on the t'tellybox followed by Adam Hills. Mmmm hmmmm.

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:20:16

YANBU, I fecking ruin that man.

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:22:12

also, i'd ride him so hard, he wouldnt be able to move for weeks......<dribbles>

Mnet has turned into a right horn box lately.

VenusStarr Fri 22-Feb-13 22:23:10

I used to quite like him and then I read his book. He is quite strange and he doesn't like cats. So no from me smile

squoosh Fri 22-Feb-13 22:23:52

He's cute but very, very, short.

He is funny and does make me chuckle.

BUT I'd say he'd be a massive pain in the arse to go out with, his OCD ways would have me chucking him out of a top floor window for complaining that the towels were wrongly aligned. Plus I think he's be very vanilla in the sack.

But hey, I fancy Jerome Flynn, what the hell do I know!

MagzFarqharson Fri 22-Feb-13 22:26:00

DD2 is completely in love with him. She has the same OCD things as him, they would get on so well.

We saw him last year on tour, and seriously considered kidnapping him - haha. (Don't call the authorities on us) hmm

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:27:21

Magz I'd help ya, aslong as got free play with him.

MrsTomHardy Fri 22-Feb-13 22:27:58

I so would grin

squoosh Fri 22-Feb-13 22:30:32

Sean Lock would be more fun.

And dirtier.

KoalaFace Fri 22-Feb-13 22:31:28

Squoosh Jerome as Bronn in Game of Thrones shock When did he get all dark and sexy??

Jon Richardson makes me laugh. He's cute in a sexless way to me though...

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:31:57

Sean Lock is hilarious, and i bet hes a real kinkmonster.

MagzFarqharson Fri 22-Feb-13 22:34:30

Oh and MrsTom DD2 has also had a Serious Crush on your DH. I sat through that boxing film at the pictures with her, cos none of her friends wanted to go. But, to be fair, if I was 6 months years younger I would see the attraction. Hmmm.... But he was terribly good in Inception.... and that Martina Cole thing on Sky - Oooo dirty boy.

Right, back to the Drunk thread...

Yes yes yes to Tom Hardy too!

grin re Sean Locke kink monster. Can't help but feel that we've all already witnessed his cum face though...

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:39:58

Babies I think we probably have... smile

LousThighBurn Fri 22-Feb-13 22:41:00

JR is all mine,because I am very sore (in an unsexy way) and he would make me feel much better. So please fellow JR lovers, please let me have him. thanks. rides Jon off into the sunset

squoosh Fri 22-Feb-13 22:43:22

Koala I know! He's so hot, what the hell happened? I never envisaged the day when I would fancy Jerome from bloody Robson & Jerome, but he's just so, hhnnnnnggghhhhh, in GOT and in Ripper St too. And a really good actor. He's my current top celeb crush, they usually last about 6 months.

And yes GregBishopsBottomBitch Sean Lock would be hilarious and filthy. Jon Richardson might be a bit of a weeper I fear or a bit of a 'is that ok for you? is it ok if I put it in now? are you sure? are you sure?'

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:53:46

is that ok for you? is it ok if I put it in now? are you sure? are you sure?

What a passion killer.

KoalaFace Fri 22-Feb-13 22:59:17

Squoosh I can only assume he was stranded on a desert island for a decade and learnt to fight and kill wild animals, got all rugged and was blessed by the islands god of sex.

RedToothBrush Fri 22-Feb-13 23:15:41

I can not believe that anyone thinks that Jon Richardson would be good in bed! He'd moan about the colour of the wallpaper whilst you did him. Or do his pathetic, 'why don't girls like me?' routine. Which some of you seem to be suckers for!

I wouldn't do Jon R or Sean Locke.

And DEFINATELY not Danny Dwyer/Dyer. His non stop swearing got on my wick after ten minutes.

Not Russell Howard either (he doesn't like guinea-pigs) shock

Mickey Flannagan............rubs thighs and drools.....blush

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 22-Feb-13 23:35:26

I must be ovulating or summit, as I am thinking: Jon R - yup / Sean Locke - very yes / Danny Dyer - oh hell yeah / Mickey Flanagan - abso-bloody-lutely.

Russell Howard - go on then, even though 70's post has made me realise you look like a guinea pig. And you fancy yourself now that you're all bicepy and 'tanned'.

HAve I missed anyone mentioned thus far? Tom Hardy? Well, of course.

WinterWinds Fri 22-Feb-13 23:50:03

I've got a strange fascination with Jon Richardson as he has a remarkable resembleance to my DH. Although my Dh is older and bigger than JR, but go back 15 years or so and the likeness is uncanny!!!

Although i do find him funny, he does come across as grumpy, i just put that down to his OCD.

Maybe thats the real problem, he just needs a good seeing to!!!!!

But i will stick with my DH, (his personality is completely the opposite) if you dont mind and leave you ladies to fight it out between yourselves!! grin

StuntGirl Sat 23-Feb-13 00:58:43

Mickey bloody Flannagan?!?! Christ, if Jon Richardson was second on the weird crush list Flannagan had to be first, surely!

YANBU!

I think hes gorgeous! There's something about him. I would happily do bad things to and with him grin

Russell Howard is my Number 1! I loves him

Tortington Sat 23-Feb-13 01:23:07

i'd do wonkey eyed russell over OCD richardson any day of the week. Saw richarson live - was shit. hes great on a panel show, but the 'im so ocd schtick is grating'

squoosh Sat 23-Feb-13 03:30:40

Russell Howard???? I'd rather fuck John McCririck.

witchface Sat 23-Feb-13 08:17:45

Yes yes yes to adam hills. Russell Howard and Jon Richardson both give me the creeps so no thanks.

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