to assert that decent people FOLD, and if you SCRUNCH you are a shit-fingered mingstinger?

(123 Posts)
Greensleeves Thu 21-Feb-13 19:22:21

Seriously. Don't scrunch. Eeuw.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Thu 21-Feb-13 19:24:50

Scrunch what? Curly hair, definitely.

catgirl1976 Thu 21-Feb-13 19:25:43

I can't believe this campaign is real <boak>


And YABU of course you fold

Cannot get my head round this being a topic of conversation or an advert

Lexiesinclair Thu 21-Feb-13 19:25:58

Oh hell. I used to fold and now I scrunch, it's easier and I'm lazy

What's the problem?

Lexiesinclair Thu 21-Feb-13 19:26:33

Oh. What advert?

JenaiMorris Thu 21-Feb-13 19:26:58

Scrunch what?

huh? <boggle>

I fold it around my hand then scrunch! Where do I fit in? grin

CloudsAndTrees Thu 21-Feb-13 19:28:27


Ad I think the whole thing is genius marketing.

I'm guessing we're talking bog roll.

INeedThatForkOff Thu 21-Feb-13 19:28:53

Toilet roll?

happystory Thu 21-Feb-13 19:29:26

Think it's a horrible ad. But am a scruncher, in a minority in this house of 4. they are all wrongwink

Yes I noticed it on the pack. It is a pretty pointless thing - does anyone really care how other people wipe their bums?

DramaLlamaFarmer Thu 21-Feb-13 19:30:02

Wrap it around the toilet brush and scrub? grin

ReluctantMother Thu 21-Feb-13 19:32:12

I asked around and work and it seemed to be the blokes that scrunched and the ladies that folded.

12ylnon Thu 21-Feb-13 19:33:40

I didn't know scrunching was a thing... just... eiw

BlackholesAndRevelations Thu 21-Feb-13 19:33:50

I'm a shit fingered mingstinger then (whatever that may be...hmm)

Scrunching I can't imagine. You might get a thin bit just where you need a thick bit.

And as for winding round your hand... Does your loo block often?


Oh and while I'm here, if you fold anywhere but along the perforations, you are Wrong.

Greensleeves Thu 21-Feb-13 19:36:09

shit-fingered = shit on yer fingers

mingstinger = run the risk of transferring said shoite to your minge

scrunchers beware!!

You want to make origami swans while you're about it?

crashdoll Thu 21-Feb-13 19:38:00

Lovely thread title!!!

Booyhoo Thu 21-Feb-13 19:41:48

yes totally agree. i didn't know scrunching existed until a few years ago when a friend drunkenly asked hmm

yes that ad is awful.

Nikced Thu 21-Feb-13 19:44:06

I don't understand the scrunching, is it a learnt behaviour or on a par with tongue rolling and innate? hmm

YY to the thin bit in scrunching, no one wants a cheeky finger surprise! shock

Sadly I do not fold along the perforations, sorry Horatia grin

Booyhoo Thu 21-Feb-13 19:44:18

agree horatio

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