To absolutely hate my DP...

(132 Posts)
MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:29:16

for at least one week every month?
Ok, I suppose I know IAVU but I can't stand him.
The way he talks, what he says, his mannerisms.
Everything gets on my nerves.
Am I on my own? probably sad
Rant over.

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 20:31:38

no im hating mine at the moment he is breathing funny hmm I will be fine in a few days just ATM i could poke him in the eye with a hot needle

DameFanny Fri 15-Feb-13 20:31:46

Once a month you say. Hmm. <scratches beard>

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:33:52

Dame My beard is particularly luxurious ATM. sad

BlackholesAndRevelations Fri 15-Feb-13 20:34:25

Fanny beard?

YA kind of U to hate your dearly beloved.... I suggest you just stay away in case you actually kill him as later on in the month you might decide you quite like him after all.

Jacksmania Fri 15-Feb-13 20:35:20

YANBU.

<dreads next week>

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:35:46

Mrsjay I'm suppressing the same feelings. Hmm a hot needle you say...

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:37:54

blackholes There lies the problem, a few days ago I loved him a lot. Today I could happily kill him do without him. Next week, I will find I love him after all and would regret it terribly.

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 20:39:51

tis all the hormones innit bastard things

Fairylea Fri 15-Feb-13 20:40:14

I hate mine whenever he puts his cold feet on me or takes the duvet in the night.

I need a taser gun under my pillow.

WhereMyMilk Fri 15-Feb-13 20:41:19

Mrsjay, my DH breathes funny-and worse at night. Gah!

And at the moment, he has a cough, which he then clears like a 90yr old, asthmatic who smokes and has a chest infection <boak> Makes me want to slap him. Stop fucking doing it!

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 20:42:48

mine wants to see if there is a film on sky that we both could watch Id rather not tbh

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 20:43:19

see how Unreasonable that is he wants to do something nice id rather stick pins in my own eyes grin

IvorHughJangova Fri 15-Feb-13 20:44:16

You're not alone.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:47:49

Feeling slightly better thanks to getting it all out here! Glad I'm not alone Ivor!!
mrsjay DP has given up talking to me tonight, must be the scowl on my face every time he opens his stupid mouth sad

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:48:52

wheresmymilk DP's eating/breathing is going through me, it's awful.

discrete Fri 15-Feb-13 20:51:32

I am the same. But only since I've had the dc.

He usually apologises for existing and thanks me for having his children and is very sorry for the hormonal side effects.

Makes me want to punch him.

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 20:53:27

well he is just being feeble discrete he needs slapped with a wet fish for that grin

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:54:48

discrete : He usually apologises for existing grin
My DP needs to do that today. Grrr.

MikeOxardAndWellard Fri 15-Feb-13 20:55:18

Hmm, depends which week really. If it's the week after payday, and you want him to leave the money and piss off for a week then YABU. If it's your fertile week, that's a bit U but understandable! If it's period week, I really wouldn't worry about it, he probably hates you back. ;)

Punkatheart Fri 15-Feb-13 20:55:31

Yes I really don't like your DP either.

He keeps coming around here and I tell him - no Steve/Dave/Pete/Harry/Clive - Mrs Louis Theroux needs you.

Bloomin' nuisance.

wink

Thank god I don't get PMT

<huge sigh of relief emoticon>

ledkr Fri 15-Feb-13 20:56:19

I get this too. Just coming out of this months hatred and love him again now. It's awful isn't it? I can barely look at him.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:56:39

OH JESUS WEPT. He's eating bl**dy CRISPS now sad

I felt like that earlier. And DD was really winding me up. I had PMT, she is teething. We were a pair of miserable buggers.

DH has gone to get curry. I think I like him more now than I did earlier! smile

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 20:57:57

oh gawd ((huggs)) mrs louis you poor love

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:58:11

Mike grin
Punka I hate you too now for not keeping him.

CuriousMama Fri 15-Feb-13 20:58:28

Sorry but this has made me grin

I just go round muttering 'it's that time you know' so they're forewarned. House full of men, even the dog's male. Poor things wink

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 20:58:29

wish mine would go for curry I am pmty and could eat a horse

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 20:58:41

mrsjay I actually feel like crying.

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 20:59:01

or maybe i should have a burger grin

( i will ge t my coat )

Hassled Fri 15-Feb-13 20:59:17

I have this. Bastard DH is so bastardly sympathetic and tolerant some weeks it makes me want to punch him. He can piss right off with his niceness and understanding.

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 20:59:35

have you not got headphones to put on to drown out the crunching or go to bed even

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:00:41

ledkr; I get this too. Just coming out of this months hatred and love him again now. It's awful isn't it? I can barely look at him.
Feeling happy (despite dreadful DP) that I am not alone!

WhereMyMilk Fri 15-Feb-13 21:02:17

Have eaten curry already, now on kids Haribos grin

If he clears his throat one more time...

Also he keeps moving on the sofa, making noise so can't hear the Good Wife.

I hate mine for a day a week so i think you're doing well OP. Dh still hasn't learnt to read my mind therefore he often fails to do whatever task I have assigned him in my head. Last night it was 'fetch fish and chips because I haven't bothered to cook supper'. But alas I went to bed hungry (and cross).

WhereMyMilk Fri 15-Feb-13 21:03:04

Aargh. Sit fucking still...

CuriousMama Fri 15-Feb-13 21:03:12

Eat crisps too.

I've had 3 bags today, but am hungover. So they're medicinal. One of those was in a crisp sarnie. Mmmmmmm.

I may have to have some hula hoops before bed? They don't have many cals what with the holes 'n all.

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 21:03:48

mine has put on the xbox he can't find a film now its all Humphing and swearing at a stupid game the man is nearly 42 fgs <mutter mutter>

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:03:56

mrsjay I have headphones on, listening to music. I can just sense the crunching. He's just asked why I am pulling a face.
Hassled MY DP gets uppity. He hasn't a clue how annoying he is today.

Schooldidi Fri 15-Feb-13 21:05:23

I'm feeling the same.

And he hates me back today, we're really happy in our household tonight.

To be fair to us both we went to a funeral today (his uncle so that explains his bad mood) and I'm suffering badly with a terrible awful disease that's the worst a person could possibly feel a horrible cold as well as PMT. So I'm snuffling and coughing which is annoying him and he's eating soup making the most awful slurping noises which are annoying me.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:06:07

Mogwai; Dh still hasn't learnt to read my mind therefore he often fails to do whatever task I have assigned him in my head.

I know. What is wrong with them???

StuntGirl Fri 15-Feb-13 21:06:14

Aw mrs! Your unreasonableness is making me giggle though. Your poor guy!

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:07:26

School Oh, you have it rough sad What a horrible day sad

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:08:48

stunt What? Have you read this thread? He is awful I tell you.
ME unreasonable? YOU'RE unreasonable.

chandellina Fri 15-Feb-13 21:09:27

I am regularly filled with rage, and I'm not sure it's limited to one week. But deep breath, there's nothing lovelier than two people choosing to live together and make a family and accept each other, disgusting bodily functions and all. Right?

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 21:09:48

thats a really horrible day no wonder your both feeling bad funerals are so draining my aunties funeral was last week I was so grumpy and on edge,

FeistyLass Fri 15-Feb-13 21:09:54

MrsLouisTheroux - you can't hate your dp shock . He's Louise Theroux!
On the other hand if he were a mere mortal man like my dp, I could completely understand. Mine was trying to tickle me out of grumpiness earlier - wtf - has he no sense of self-preservation?! Now, he's gone to the cinema which is probably safer all round.

FloatyFlo Fri 15-Feb-13 21:10:27

I dont need to be on to hate mine. Its like having two children. He eats way too much haribo and is having an affair with FIFA.

FeistyLass Fri 15-Feb-13 21:10:36

oops! Louis not Louise [can't spell when hormonal smiley]

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:11:22

chand Stop being nice. wink

FloatyFlo Fri 15-Feb-13 21:13:04

Slurp chomp squish...ergh! If he dont stop chewing so loudly im gonna choke him on a cola bottle in a minute angry

StuntGirl Fri 15-Feb-13 21:13:07

I was reading this out to my partner in a fit of hysterics because I know exactly what all you ladies mean and he stared at me blankly and said "We can't fucking win can we" grin

slambang Fri 15-Feb-13 21:13:18

Mine's got bloody manflu ffs. It is just so fucking irritating. He half closes his eyes and groans if I ask him how he's feeling'. Alright, I know you're feeling ill dh, there's no need to stagger along holding the edge of the table like you've been shot. Just get the bloody lemsip. God.

And breathe...

Last time he had a cold I had much more sympathy.

Schooldidi Fri 15-Feb-13 21:13:38

It has been an awful day. I didn't even know the man really, but it's still been a really hard day.

I'm going to bed with a Lemsip and a book soon I think, hopefully I'll be asleep before he comes up.

I did offer sex earlier but apparently the snotty, snivelling mess that I am currently is not sexy. That didn't help my mood.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:14:19

Feisty Sadly, Louis isn't sitting opposite me. If he was, I wouldn't be on MN, I would be sitting on his lap.

FloatyFlo Fri 15-Feb-13 21:14:27

Slurp chomp squish...ergh! If he dont stop chewing so loudly im gonna choke him on a cola bottle in a minute angry

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 21:14:32

holding the edge of the table like you've been shot. Just get the bloody lemsip. God

That made me laugh grin

twentythirteen Fri 15-Feb-13 21:15:02

I've just re-hung the washing because oh was being very inefficient about it. He just quietly walked away. Let the madness commence...

Feisty - your dp is brilliant!
Mine brought me a bloody hot chocolate as a peace offering. What am I, 5 years old? And it sat there staring at me whilst I willed myself not to drink it. Obviously I gave in. but I hid the cup so at least he won't know I drank it.

Schooldidi Fri 15-Feb-13 21:16:11

I do that too twenty. Dp has learnt not to bother (I make him cook instead)

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:16:18

slam If DP had flipping MFlu I'd be beside myself. You poor thing.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:19:41

slam; there's no need to stagger along holding the edge of the table like you've been shot. I've just laughed out loud at this. DP asked what I was laughing at. Jeez.

FeistyLass Fri 15-Feb-13 21:23:41

Mogwai, I'm guessing you think my dp is brilliant because he left the house (and NOT because of the tickling!). At the time I thought it was a smart move, now I'm wishing he'd taken ds with him.

(although ds just asked me to explain envious to him as he'd spotted the smileys at the bottom of the page. I said it's what I would feel if he had chocolate and I didn't. He said 'but mum I'd share it with you'. Bless smile )

pinkbear82 Fri 15-Feb-13 21:26:01

Glad I'm not the only one that could happily lock the front door and leave the key in so DP can't get back in tonight!
24 weeks pregnant and feeling rather insecure and yes, I'll admit stupidly teary and hormonal, have a heart to heart with DP about worrying over money and us not having any, I'm currently off sick and he's just lost his job- only for his 'best mate' turn up and they go off to the pub.... But I'm not to worry 'everything will be fine' just him saying that makes me want to slap him! confused BLOODY MEN

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:26:29

Feisty smile

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 21:26:57

I laughed out loud too he said whats funny started to explain but 1 eye was on his soldier in his game I actually could sneak off to bed but i wait on dd coming in from work on a friday so she can tell me her 'awful customer' stories , some are hilarious

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:28:34

pink you have good reason to be annoyed sad sad

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:30:14

mrsjay His soldier game? grin ?! Poor you! grin

pinkbear82 Fri 15-Feb-13 21:31:09

We all do! Just helps venting!!

SweetSeraphim Fri 15-Feb-13 21:31:37

They're just cunts really, aren't they grin

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 21:31:51

its some sort of war game I really really dont get the attraction tbh

pinkbear82 Fri 15-Feb-13 21:32:12

Lol Sweet - yup!

chickensarmpit Fri 15-Feb-13 21:32:38

Every Saturday my dp wakes me up gently, with his pants around his ankles and his anus inches away from my face. Then he trumps. This is every Saturday without fail. I hate it! I've punched him in the arse, screamed at the top of my lungs. I even told his mum <snitch> and yet he still does it. I hate him for that and the massive skid mark he leaves in the toilet 3 times a day.

Flojobunny Fri 15-Feb-13 21:33:03

Be thankyou you have a DH to hate. I'm a single parent and unfortunately I hate my DCs for that week sad it upsets me so much that I am currently awaiting a referral for a hysterectomy as nothing else seems to help.

Branleuse Fri 15-Feb-13 21:35:16

a friend of mine actually set a reminder on her phone for a week before she was due on her period every month, to remind her not to leave her dh

FeistyLass Fri 15-Feb-13 21:35:17

Aw, Flojo thanks

chickensarmpit Fri 15-Feb-13 21:36:11

He picks his nose and eats it too. Sometimes he rolls it into a ball. He's Wayne slob!

aldiwhore Fri 15-Feb-13 21:36:26

I think I may have ranted at DH the other night while watching a film... he was only breathing but it was winding me up.

IWBU.

He's rather nice and I love him, but sometimes I need to control my environment, I could feel his body heat and it was affecting my comfort... he was on the other side of the room minding his own business. I politely asked him to leave. <shrug>

*Alright, I know you're feeling ill dh, there's no need to stagger along holding the edge of the table like you've been shot. Just get the bloody lemsip. God.
* Perfect!!

He's got sciatica, I know it hurts, I've had it, but it wasn't MY fault I stood on him he was lying spreadeagled on the floor like he'd been crucified on the carpet and I just didn't see him... he was in the middle of my well travelled route.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:37:22

Flo Oh, I feel for you sad Don't feel bad.
Being serious for a moment, it's a horrible feeling, I hate feeling like this.

FeistyLass Fri 15-Feb-13 21:37:50

Branleuse I think I need to do that. I had lunch with dsis yesterday and was ranting so much about dp (eg having the cheek to ask if I wanted to get a babysitter and go out hmm ), that she must think a divorce is imminent blush .

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:38:57

aldi grin Did you tread on him?! grin

I've taken extra strong Vit B6 and evening primrose oil for the last 7 days, I'm due today and I think it's helped. I haven't gone defcom 5 at the kids this month. I'll try again next month, it could be a fluke?

This was the first time I've tried it. I haven't shouted or cried at them this time unheard of

I'm a lone parent too.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:39:54

DP has gone to bed. GOOD.

chickensarmpit Fri 15-Feb-13 21:40:52

He catches his trumps in his hands, throws it at me and shouts cup of hoop! I don't know why he's not under the patio yet. One day though...

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:41:19

Dontstep Have you taken them all month? Do you feel like they have worked? I need to try something!

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:41:50

chicken I don't like your DH either!

StuntGirl Fri 15-Feb-13 21:42:28

Aw mrs I don't think I've ever had it that bad sad

happybubblebrain Fri 15-Feb-13 21:43:55

YANBU
Nearly all men annoy me.
Which is why I'm very glad I don't have to live with one.

Iggly Fri 15-Feb-13 21:44:59

chicken your DH sounds like a 12 year old boy.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:45:28

stunt I know sad Feeling a bit better that others go a 'bit' mad too smile
Poor DP.
(Did I just say that?!)

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:45:57

happy smile

No, not all month. Just the week leading up to it. I probably could take them all month but as I have to go into town to the H&B to buy them at the higher dosage, I try and make them last grin

I did used to take Seven Seas Super Vitamin B6 as a teen. It did help but they stopped selling it at that dosage a long time ago and I forgot all about it until last month, when I really went off the deep end with pmt blush It's helped, or is it placebo? That's why I need to do it again next month.

ginmakesitallok Fri 15-Feb-13 21:46:58

And the worst fucking bit?? Just when you are convinced that THAT IS IT!! HE CAN'T LOVE ME - HE'S WATCHING FOOTBALL FFS!!!,you suddenly become rational again and realise that it really isn't him, it's you...sad

Branleuse Fri 15-Feb-13 21:50:23

evening primrose oil thing really does work but you need to take 3000mg a day, all month long.

I have gone from feeling like leaving every month and sobbing, to just going off sex a bit, but everything serious.

sherbetpips Fri 15-Feb-13 21:50:38

Mother nature is one screwed up lady. The week before my period I can't stand him... Breathing, eating, talking....
In middle of heavy as hell flow a week later and want to rip his clothes off.

Biatch.

MrsLouisTheroux Fri 15-Feb-13 21:52:44

dont I think I'll try them. Placebo or not, it can do no harm! smile
gin I know. He's gone up to read and I feel quite happy now. I think I just need to be on my own when I feel like this!

mrsjay Fri 15-Feb-13 21:54:18

Itake vit b complex i cant swallow evening primrose they are bloody hooge

I know that it's not good to take a very high dose of Vitamin B6. I think that's why they stopped selling it at the high dosage but they both help. I'm certain of it. Get thee to H&B, Boots or similar.

captainmummy Fri 15-Feb-13 21:58:13

Chicken - take a needle with you everywhere you go and stick his sorry arse wih it. Guaranteed results, i bet!

I hate you.

captainmummy Fri 15-Feb-13 22:00:57

grin

Branleuse Fri 15-Feb-13 22:01:34

yeah vit b6 really works with the epo. They are mega capsules though and i take 3

blackeyedsusan Fri 15-Feb-13 22:04:36

grin

Flojobunny Fri 15-Feb-13 23:11:59

I take vit b's, magnesium and agnus castus. I've felt on the edge for 2 days. Less patient with the DCs but having yet flitted over the edge. Trying my best to fight it internally. Good thing is, after a terrible time last month, I've planned it well this month. I know exactly when to expect it, rather than go irrational and realise after. I just need to get through the next couple of days and I might just make it this month without any dramas.
<adds primrose oil to the list>

Can I just, at the risk of being, well, reasonable blush mention that my DH and I sleep in separate rooms, and have done for years.
It means that we can't hear each other snore, or breathe, or move, or feel a wriggle, or hear/small a fart, or steal each other's covers, or anything like that grin and we both have room to move, and can arrange blankets and pillows and suchlike to suit ourselves, and when we have to get up at different times, we don't disturb each other, and we each have room for a child should one of them feel the need to be in bed with Mammy or Daddy for whatever reason, and generally speaking, it has probably saved our sanity marriage over the years grin
And... <whispers> it makes our sex life more fun because we have to actually make a bit of an effort to "visit" one bed or the other, and we know we both want to and have "sneaked about" so to speak and it does make things interesting and a bit well, illicit iykwim grin grin blush

lookoveryourshouldernow Fri 15-Feb-13 23:50:39

..mine has just decanted the contents of the freezer on the floor...

I know EXACTLY what is there - so if he wants to plan our meals around what we have -be my guest - but NO ......

So we move the the bookcase and he starts getting twitchy as I start to re-arrange stuff and question whether we need some of these books - BIG MISTAKE....

So just stop interfering on my domain and I will stop interferring on yours!!

Bastard.....

FeistyLass Sat 16-Feb-13 08:18:43

lookoveryourshoulder I got twitchy about you touching the bookcase and they're not even my books!
(as for freezer on the floor - he's insane!)

mrsjay Sat 16-Feb-13 09:49:27

yeah vit b6 really works with the epo. They are mega capsules though and i take 3

I couldn't swallow 3 <heave> they are hooge I did try once and i just couldn't . well he excelled himself last night i slunk off to bed just to get a bit of peace from the funny breathing he came through and asked if i was alright HOW BLOODY DARE HE grin then sat and wittered on all the way through graham norton angry

mrsjay Sat 16-Feb-13 09:50:28

Can I just, at the risk of being, well, reasonable mention that my DH and I sleep in separate rooms, and have done for years.

OH pom you are so spoiled

pinkbear82 Sat 16-Feb-13 13:05:18

DP(!) rolled in at 2am turning every light on and waking me up - preceded to spend 40 minutes with his head in the toilet, spent two hours asleep on the landing - I did cover him with a towel but at 24 weeks pregnant refused to try and shift him more than to make sure he wouldn't choke! The snoring reassured me he was fine!
Anyways about 5 this morning he crawls into bed muttering 'I'm such a w*nker' I certainly didn't disagree!!

He's only just managed to drag himself out of bed.... Shame the hoovering needs doing and that pot and pan cupboard really has been waiting a while to be sorted......

Tortoiseonthehalfshell Sat 16-Feb-13 13:10:17

Mine's great this week, but last week he was such a total wanker that I cannot believe I did not LTB.

He left a plate on the counter. A plate! EVEN THOUGH he knew the dishwasher had space in it.

Also, also, he was playing with DD2 and she started getting irritable and he didn't sniff out her nappy immediately, thus meaning that I discovered it half an hour later. I mean, I'm only assuming that the nappy had a situation half an hour before I discovered it. It probably did BECAUSE HE WAS A WANKER.

And then, the other night, I was clearly tired and yet AND YET he had the temerity to put a tentative hand on my hip in bed. He knows I can't sleep if I'm in physical contact with him! And yet! The tentative hand! ARGH.

(Poor bastard)

ledkr Sat 16-Feb-13 13:10:44

Well I've just paid over 30 quid for "potions" from the lentil shop. I'm hoping they will help but to be honest the guy who served me was so fit he could quite possibly have cured me lol.

Stepawayfromthesweeties Sat 16-Feb-13 16:22:50

Well my beloved and his excessive flatulence were supposed to be away this weekend, I've been looking forward to it for ages, just me, the sofa, the remote control, my 23wk baby bump & a large box of milk tray. He woke up yesterday & started projectile vomiting!!! Obviously he's picked up a bug on purpose just to get on my nerves, tit head! Anyway I pretended to be very concerned & told him it would be such a shame for him to miss out so he dosed himself up with drugs & went, woohoo. So I have a whole weekend of peace and quiet and not having to listen to him whine about how ill he is (he wants to try morning sickness, 5 day migraines, heartburn & constipation then he'll know about being unwell). Why do men exist, knobbers grin

Darksideofthe80s Sat 16-Feb-13 16:40:21

I am at my wits end angry

Surely dh could go 3 or 4 days without having to eat, breathe or drink ?

The fact that I have decided to give up smoking this week of all weeks has no impact on my murderous mood. Or the fact he sanctimonious git gave up a year ago and feels the need to regularly ask how I am and if it gets that bad it wouldn't hurt for me to have one grrrrr.

Only about another hour or so and he'll want to eat again, might have to go and hide in the bath.

LaQueen Sat 16-Feb-13 16:47:46

I hear you, Sweetie smile

For one week per month, I am incredulous that I haven't yet got round to divorcing DH...and often spend a goodly amount of time, researching, pretty little cottages, just for me and the DDs, you understand hmm

In that week, I can take offence at the way he even walks into a room (mainly, just because it's a room, I'm already in).

LaQueen Sat 16-Feb-13 17:01:20

You know what I really hate during Hell Week? It's how, when DH is welded to his lap-top, he has a 30 second response time to anything I say to him...

I have it on very good authority, that even fucking heart surgeons can conduct a conversation, whilst operating...but, can DH answer a simple question while browsing camera websites???

Can he buggery...

[logs on to Rightmove...]

twentythirteen Sat 16-Feb-13 17:32:09

Unfortunately the anger that normally carries me through is not here, possibly the result of the b6 which I also started taking recently. Instead I'm tearful, eating too much and trying to hide the facts of both of these. Fucking commercials about starving people/animal cruelty/news of acts of kindness!

MrsLouisTheroux Sat 16-Feb-13 18:09:27

You know, I'm feeling better today.
DP left the house at 9.30am and will not return until tomorrow night.
He has gone to visit friends (not actually left for good although that too would be nice.)
I have eaten my way through several M&S deserts and am feeling quite content. grin!

MrsLouisTheroux Sat 16-Feb-13 18:12:46

LaQueen I'm going to call it hell week from now on! grin I've done 4 days so far and calculate that on DP's return tomorrow I will only have to hate him for another 2 before I like him again!

MrsLouisTheroux Sat 16-Feb-13 18:18:16

The cottage browsing on RM sounds just about right. Oooh, I'd love that smile
Right, just nipping out to buy a lottery ticket grin

Mummabubbles Sat 16-Feb-13 18:27:39

Dp just had some pizza and has dropped a slice of pepperoni on his jumper. It's making me feel violent angry.
Don't even get me started on the bloody jumper! Grrrrr

Bubblegum78 Sat 16-Feb-13 18:32:33

LOL! You guys are hilarious! <wipes a tear> x

Psssst.... me too but I'm being good this weekend, I hated mine last weekend lol!

TWinklyLittleStar Sat 16-Feb-13 18:49:11

It's not hell week for me, but yesterday I finished work 5 hours late and got no lunch so I was absolutely starving when I got home, and the utter bastard I married offered to cook me some fish, or some soup. Soup? Soup?!

After a banana and some pasta I loved him again

Turniphead1 Sat 16-Feb-13 19:03:28

grin
That is all.
Continue.

YANBU and I love you just a little bit OP for shedding light on my murderous tendancies towards DH today. Why is it a week before my period? 2 days of utter rage, then 5 days of normal then bleeding. Sigh.

QuickLookBusy Sat 16-Feb-13 19:09:29

Sorry I haven't read the thread but

YABVVVU

Send Mr Theroux to my house, he will be made very welcome.wink

Also DH is starting his new job on Monday and will be away Monday-Friday for the next month. The unreasonable git is trying to be nice to me and attentive and affectionate as he will be away. Twat.

LaQueen Sat 16-Feb-13 20:37:49

Ms Oh gawd...I cannot stand the nicey-nicey 'Shall I make you a nice cup of tea' solicitous enquiries.

The urge to elbow him sharply in the neck is almost overwhelming.

Ideally, DH would work away 1 week in 4.

Theicingontop Sat 16-Feb-13 21:00:35

Ooh I'm there with you this week. Had the cheek to ask me if any pants were clean.

WELL WASH THEM YOURSELF THEN, I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER, DON'T LOOK AT ME ARGH.

I do feel sorry for him. Afterwards.

So I am trying really hard to be nice. I offered to iron his work shirts tonight if he would go through the online shopping order. I ironed both shirts and put the ironing bits away without a word. He apparently needs half an hour of constant praise as he added 5 or 6 things I had forgotten.hmm

Fuck off DH. I currently can't wait for him to leave. Guaranteed sobbing on Monday night though

MrsLouisTheroux Sat 16-Feb-13 23:06:38

I have eaten a stupid amount of food today and watched 2 films, I know I said earlier that I was glad DP had gone away until tomorrow night and that I wouldn't mind if he didn't come back ever but I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

Pfft. He's out enjoying himself and I am on my own angry

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