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To think DH should be able to notice his own Jeff sweat??

(80 Posts)
PussInShoes Fri 01-Feb-13 13:28:19

DH sweats like mad and then makes out that he hasn't realised. It makes me so angry, how can you not notice when it's dripping off your gormless face?
I know people can't help sweating but you can at least acknowledge Jeff sweat and wipe it off surely??

valiumredhead Fri 01-Feb-13 13:29:28

Do you actually like him?

confused

thingamajig Fri 01-Feb-13 13:31:04

What is Jeff sweat?

gordyslovesheep Fri 01-Feb-13 13:32:36

what the eff is jeff sweat

AngelWreakinHavoc Fri 01-Feb-13 13:33:13

Wtf is Jeff Sweat?

You sound awful Op!

trixymalixy Fri 01-Feb-13 13:34:11

Eh?

IrnBruChew Fri 01-Feb-13 13:46:54

You sound like a lovely wife!

And yes, wtf is Jeff Sweat!?

grobagsforever Fri 01-Feb-13 13:51:13

Google doesn't know what jeff sweat is either..,, do you hate your DH op?

TeeBee Fri 01-Feb-13 13:52:26

Wow, you really don't like him do you? Why is that?

JudithOfThePeace Fri 01-Feb-13 14:00:56

Did you really say 'gormless' about your husband's face? Quite frankly, love, his sweat is the least of your problems. You need the Relationships section, not AIBU.

plummyjam Fri 01-Feb-13 14:06:58

What is Jeff sweat? Then I will be able to advise on whether YABU.

Beamae Fri 01-Feb-13 14:11:13

You should get his whole face botoxed. Sort out his sweat and expression simultaneously.

MrsMeow Fri 01-Feb-13 14:12:11

I was thinking of name changing. I think I've just found it! grin

JaquelineHyde Fri 01-Feb-13 14:13:17

I think I would sweat a lot if I had to face life married to someone like you!

Jeff Sweat? confused do you have to have a 'gormless' face to get it?

Vagndidit Fri 01-Feb-13 14:18:32

Jeff sweat grin

ChristianGreyIsAJackass Fri 01-Feb-13 14:20:13

Jeff sweat! <snorts like pig>

trixymalixy Fri 01-Feb-13 14:21:34

Does he t rex as he Jeff sweats?

WandaDoff Fri 01-Feb-13 14:23:47

Jeff Sweat has his own website!

jeffsweat.com

TeeBee Fri 01-Feb-13 14:24:20

Maybe his name is Jeff???

gordyslovesheep Fri 01-Feb-13 14:24:53

ahhhhhh bisto

JudithOfThePeace Fri 01-Feb-13 14:25:12

Is this going to be one of those threads where wine is spilled on Sharon's carpet but the real problem is Adam, who doesn't even know about Sharon and Martin from the chippy?

PussInShoes Fri 01-Feb-13 14:38:32

Well I do like him, I love him but I can't stand dopeyness like when he says something which he knows is bullshit and I pull him up on it he stands there like a Steve and says "does it?" with a daft smile. Its not cute or adorable to be stupid! it's just fucking annoying.

Stands there like a Steve with his Jeff sweat dripping everywhere? grin

I think Judith has it!

JudithOfThePeace Fri 01-Feb-13 15:32:19

Just be grateful he doesn't have Peter spots. That would be VILE and you would have to LTB.

Thingiebob Fri 01-Feb-13 15:35:16

Whose Steve? Whose Jeff?

wineandroses Fri 01-Feb-13 15:44:53

WTF is Jeff Sweat and who is Steve? Op, do you like your DH?

Booyhoo Fri 01-Feb-13 15:47:35

poor guy.

gymboywalton Fri 01-Feb-13 15:50:13

he acts like a steve? i know what you mean-i hate it when mu husband does his dave face-really annoying

Is your husband having an affair with Sharon?

LovesGSD Fri 01-Feb-13 15:54:55

actual lol at this thread!!

Yakshemash Fri 01-Feb-13 15:56:40

Proper Lolling at this. Am at my desk at work trying to conceal my heaving shoulders and streaming eyes.

Jeff Sweat

<pisses self>

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt Fri 01-Feb-13 15:57:31

This has made me laugh but I'm not really sure why! grin

maddening Fri 01-Feb-13 16:00:36

I take it you're officially out of the honeymoon phase of your relationship smile

Has he been to the gp if the sweating is so bad?

catladycourtney1 Fri 01-Feb-13 16:01:13

ILikeTo me too!

IfNotNowThenWhen Fri 01-Feb-13 16:06:09

Was he Jeff Sweating in Asda? I hate that.

MarianneM Fri 01-Feb-13 16:06:21

But what is Jeff sweat?

MrsMeow Fri 01-Feb-13 16:07:13

What about the wasp though?

gordyslovesheep Fri 01-Feb-13 16:07:30

does he have multiple personalities?

Jeff is sweaty
Steve is sarcastic

who are the others? do they T-Rex?

dontsqueezetheteabag Fri 01-Feb-13 16:08:07

confused

catladycourtney1 Fri 01-Feb-13 16:09:12

Will someone please tell me who all these people are?

essexgirl31 Fri 01-Feb-13 16:12:03

What a funny thread grin

rainbowrainbowrainbow Fri 01-Feb-13 16:13:49

What is T rexxing? <naive>

MrsWolowitzerables Fri 01-Feb-13 16:15:16

"Standing there like a Steve"

<wipes tears>

MrsWolowitzerables Fri 01-Feb-13 16:17:28

Rainbow T-rexing is standing with your arms out at right angles with your lower arms hanging down a bit like Mr Burns or a T-rex.

Once upon a time there was a classic thread where an OP was going on about her DH doing the t-rex. It was freaking hilarious. Where oh where is that thread now? It was legendary!

noisytoys Fri 01-Feb-13 16:17:52

grin

DP Scott sweats. I wish he'd fucking Matt sweat, so much less disgusting.

rainbowrainbowrainbow Fri 01-Feb-13 16:26:11

Thanks MrsW smile
PussinShoes there is nothing worse than the gormless face, or looking like a Steve, or Jeff sweat, I'm sure. Poor you.
I think Beamae has the answer though with her botoxing of his whole face idea

IrnBruChew Fri 01-Feb-13 17:00:35

I've just googled Jeff sweat. There is a doctor Jeffrey Sweat, he's a plastic surgeon in Sacramento.

rainbowrainbowrainbow Fri 01-Feb-13 17:15:14

Ooh i wonder if he does botox injections as an aside?

MadamFolly Fri 01-Feb-13 19:03:11

How does one stand like a Steve confused

ChishAndFips Fri 01-Feb-13 19:07:06

Oh I am laughing so much OP, thank you!

Please give us more details about Jeff sweat, does he stand like a Steve whilst sweating?

VIX1980 Fri 01-Feb-13 19:07:14

Op i feel for you, my dp does a bob run, its so embarrassing when were at the gym, especially when he starts jeff sweating too blush

andubelievedthat Fri 01-Feb-13 19:15:14

oi ! just on page one ! stands there like a "Steve",wot and jeff sweating? looking at you was he?, this steve standing jeff sweating , gormless looking husband? of yours? well i never, just for your info little miss perfect , my fella is named Steve, and he pespires loads, and i love him and he smells brill !all the time !and Steve , on the public information advert could swim like a fish and all the girls liked him!

Boomerwang Fri 01-Feb-13 19:15:51

well it can't be mutt and jeff cuz that = deaf.

Unless it's shortenend to 'def' as in 'def breath'

Then I'd get it. 'def sweat'

Boomerwang Fri 01-Feb-13 19:16:00

shortenenenend?

Bogeyface Fri 01-Feb-13 19:19:55

Leaving aside the Jeff/Steve/OP menage.....

.....I refused to accept some food from our local chippy when the woman working dripped sweat onto it. Even the thought is making me heave.

She was arguing like mad, and other customers said "no, you did drip on it, I saw you!" and one woman said that she was going to tell me incase I hadnt seen it! The owner, a lovely if rather forthright woman, came in and basically told her that she was sweating like a pig (Jeff?!) and to go and wash her face. I got fresh food, everyone else got an apology. They now wear head bands!

GoSuckEggs Fri 01-Feb-13 19:43:00

Jesus, i have actually had to LOL at this thread! 'his gormless face' in particular did it for me (not sexually BTW)

Maybe Janet and Roy could have a word with him?

MarianneM Fri 01-Feb-13 20:31:53

I WANT OP'S DEFINITION OF JEFF SWEAT!

Fakebook Fri 01-Feb-13 20:37:05

Jeff = jeffing?

ThreadPirateFanjoBeard Fri 01-Feb-13 20:41:33

Well at least it's not Geoff sweat. Even Cilit Bang can't help you then.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Fri 01-Feb-13 20:46:01

Sniggering helplessly...

I love this thread grin

What eff is a Jeff?

fuzzpig Fri 01-Feb-13 21:03:22

All this Jeff talk is making me want to watch Coupling

OxfordBags Fri 01-Feb-13 21:33:28

Only riding a white swan can make me sweat like Jeff.

ThreadPirateFanjoBeard Fri 01-Feb-13 22:11:10

You're lucky. That makes me break out in a rash of Marion and you know how hard that is to shake off.

grobagsforever Fri 01-Feb-13 22:33:06

Oh! It's a coupling reference?????grin

twoboyslater Fri 01-Feb-13 23:32:24

Poor dh, no wonder he's Jeffing and Steveing all the time when you talk about him like this...

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Fri 01-Feb-13 23:36:45

If he reads this he'll have a right Kevin.

andubelievedthat Sat 02-Feb-13 14:45:52

oh i get it now !> "jeff " as in Archer !>right?( for those not in the know, J.Archer criminal politician now in house of lords , also very successful "author ,boke!>>>)lied in court re a prostitute"s testimony..... yup ,that has got to be it!(imo)

moominmarvellous Sat 02-Feb-13 16:47:35

'Stands there like a Steve with his Jeff sweat dripping everywhere? '

This made me cry with laughter! Standing like a Steve - effin hilarious!

TheDoctrineOfSciAndNatureClub Sat 02-Feb-13 16:53:15

My husband chews like a Derek.

Shall I LTB?

Buzzardbird Sat 02-Feb-13 17:03:50

Does he have 'spurty websters'?

JudithOfThePeace Sun 03-Feb-13 20:48:12

It is the biggest disappointment of this weekend that the OP didn't come back to this thread. It had such potential.

SirIronBottom Sun 03-Feb-13 21:24:46

If Steve is standing there and Jeff is sweating, where is Alan McDonald?

countrykitten Sun 03-Feb-13 22:32:40

WTF? Is the OP mad? Or truly as horrible as she sounds?

Coupling! I used to love that showgrin

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