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To have smashed up the snow cock?

(98 Posts)
puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:12:54

It was outside the block of flats were my DD's dad lives. It was very obvious what it was and very detailed and a lot of children including mine would have seen it.

So WIBU to smash it?

Secondly WIBU to have really enjoyed smashing it?

ResolutelyCheeky Sun 20-Jan-13 10:13:48

Ah, a cock bashing thread

ResolutelyCheeky Sun 20-Jan-13 10:14:34

You want to bash the bishop? Yanbu

SolidGoldFrankensteinandmurgh Sun 20-Jan-13 10:14:44

Yes, YWBI and a miserable cow. FFS willies are funny, not a terrible traumatizing thing for DC to see.

WhatchuTalkinBoutPhyllis Sun 20-Jan-13 10:17:04

YABU someone would have put a lot of time and effort into that. Esp the balls.

speaks from personal experience.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:17:52

It was huge though!!! If it were in a back yard or something, i wouldn't have minded, but a huge snow cock in the street???

And for that matter, why is it always a cock, and never a fanjo?

I just know my DD would have gone into nursery talking about it blush

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:19:10

To be honest the balls weren't very impressive, the head was though.

I was going to leave a note 'Please stop erecting cocks, thank you' grin

MrsGeologist Sun 20-Jan-13 10:19:35

I think a cock lends itself to being portrayed in snow form, in a way that a vagina just doesn't.

McNewPants2013 Sun 20-Jan-13 10:19:37

Yabu, DD and DS have been in the bathroom with DH many time so they have seen male genitals

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:22:33

My DD has seen her dads willy, but never a giant snow cock outside her house!

I guess i just never found them funny. Don't really get why a cock is so amusing.

I think it would be difficult to sculpt a fanjo. Has anyone tried? I might have a go later.

knittedslippersx3 Sun 20-Jan-13 10:23:05

forgive me for asking, but do you happen to live in Suffolk?

Dear god, there is a photo.of this.on my Facebook so you either live near me or there are lots of snow cock.erectors in the world.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:24:22

No i don't Knitted, did someone smash up your snow cock?

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:25:27

I think there are a lot of snow cocks. I wonder if when i go back there will be 2 snow cocks where there was once one!

Good grief, really? What's wrong with children seeing genitalia? Especially in snow form, it's not like a flasher or something.

I read this and winced...

janey68 Sun 20-Jan-13 10:25:56

A vagina would be interesting... Have done some fabulous tits and cocks out of snow in my time, but am tempted to give a fanjo a go....

ReluctantMother Sun 20-Jan-13 10:27:04

YWNBU. I wouldn't want to see it, let alone have my child see it.

GoingBackToSchool Sun 20-Jan-13 10:27:26

Haha! I have never seen a snow-cock before. Standing up or lying down iyswim? Must have taken lots of time and effort :D

knittedslippersx3 Sun 20-Jan-13 10:28:43

I Lack the imagination to have built a snow cock! But dd(17) showed me a picture of one erected near her school. They are obviously a common occurrence and could soon take over the humble snowman! Would love to have seen you smashing it in though if it was as big as the one where I live! smile

Snazzynewyear Sun 20-Jan-13 10:29:00

YANBU, cock smashing sounds like lots of fun, and no more juvenile than building the thing in the first place!

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:29:22

Sorry Beardy, i did enjoy smashing it way too much!

It was about a meter high, and fully erect. Had all the cock details.

McNewPants2013 Sun 20-Jan-13 10:29:40
BillyBollyDandy Sun 20-Jan-13 10:30:06

YANBU

CheungFun Sun 20-Jan-13 10:32:18

Ugh! Snow cocks are so last year! Seriously, do people not realise that's it's so bloody unoriginal hmm OP YANBU smile

knittedslippersx3 Sun 20-Jan-13 10:32:46

Puds - a metre high you say? I see your metre high and raise you a good metre on top of that!

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:34:19

Holy shit Knitted did they have a ladder out there??? Did you build it, or did you see it?

The snow vagina is impressive! Real craftsmanship!

DonderandBlitzen Sun 20-Jan-13 10:36:22

YANBU. Yuck

SirBoobAlot Sun 20-Jan-13 10:40:08

YABU. Spoil sport wink

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:41:06

I know Boob I have no cock spirit grin

EauRouge Sun 20-Jan-13 10:41:41

I have heard reports of snow cocks in Cambridgeshire but I have yet to see one.

giraffesCantGoFirstFooting Sun 20-Jan-13 10:41:57

you should have put roll of coloured clingfilm round it as a condom

maresedotes Sun 20-Jan-13 10:43:48

Yanbu. I don't think they are funny.

Locketjuice Sun 20-Jan-13 10:46:26

I think they are amusing smile

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:54:41

Eau is that on the news? grin

EauRouge Sun 20-Jan-13 12:44:11

No, just on Facebook. I don't really watch the local news but if it's a slow news day then they might cover the sudden appearance of hundreds of snow cocks as one of those 'and finally' stories. I might record it tonight just in case.

SaggyOldPregnantCatpuss Sun 20-Jan-13 13:00:22

I think we should all go out and build snow cocks in the front garden! It could be a new signal. A bit like swingers and pampas grass, Mumsnetters have snow cocks! grin

MaureenShit Sun 20-Jan-13 13:01:17

i saw one in a churchyard.

crass

ChristianGreyIsAJackass Sun 20-Jan-13 13:07:49

I'd build a snow cock... if we had snow! Im pretty sure im in the only little pocket of the uk to not have even had a drop of snow!

YANBU. I would have enjoyed smashing it. then building one that was far superior in it's place wink

SolidGoldFrankensteinandmurgh Sun 20-Jan-13 13:22:10

If you are actually offended by a snow cock to the point of destroying it, then I actually think you are a bit pathetic.

MaureenShit Sun 20-Jan-13 13:23:21

i think they are a bit puerile. The sort of thing 13 year old boys do

PigletJohn Sun 20-Jan-13 13:47:45

my neighbours (2F 1M, young adults) built a six-footer at a jaunty horizontal angle on a bulbous podium.

I see they have put a hat on the end.

Fools nobody.

"I think we should all go out and build snow cocks in the front garden! It could be a new signal. A bit like swingers and pampas grass, Mumsnetters have snow cocks!"

So want to do this!!

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 14:59:43

Thanks solid thats lovely.

SolidGoldFrankensteinandmurgh Sun 20-Jan-13 15:03:07

Well, someone put a lot of effort into building something that is completely harmless and some miserable puritanical catsbum face comes along and destroys it. That is pathetic.

MaureenShit Sun 20-Jan-13 15:04:42

i think the intention when people build them is to cause shock though.
Build it in your garden - not in public.

MaureenShit Sun 20-Jan-13 15:05:09

IF it werent to shock why would there even be this thread - I dont MIND, I just dont think its hilarious.

Convert Sun 20-Jan-13 15:05:23

I built a snow cock on DHs car <mature>

Puerile and immature is great though.

There isn't much funnier than a giant snow cock

usualsuspect Sun 20-Jan-13 15:06:47

I would have laughed and left it alone.

usualsuspect Sun 20-Jan-13 15:07:53

I would have taken a photo of it first and put it on my FB

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 15:08:54

If it was in their garden i doubt i would give a shit, but don't think its appropriate to build it on shared property.

Guess i'm just totally pathetic. Ah well.

MonaLotte Sun 20-Jan-13 15:13:57

OT but I didn't know about swingers and pampas grass!

RightUpMyRue Sun 20-Jan-13 15:14:40

It's not something horrible or gratutious is it? It's only a willy.

I'd have laughed about it, I'd have expected my kids to laugh about it too, not be affected by it.

I'd have been dissapointed to see it get smashed up too. So YABU.

ShellyBoobs Sun 20-Jan-13 15:14:45

I'd just be glad it wasn't draped over my car...

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MaureenShit Sun 20-Jan-13 15:23:50

what? snow cock on social media? surely not! grin

SirBoobAlot Sun 20-Jan-13 15:26:41

Due to this thread I got the giggles when DS asked me to make a nose for his snowman.

Just so you know.

And it did look like a cock.

coldinthesun Sun 20-Jan-13 15:30:33

I'm sure your children are scarred for life.

Btw YABU, as whether you like it or not, its still a form of art that took a lot of time, effort and enthusiasm to create. You chose to censor their artist creation.

MrsMushroom Sun 20-Jan-13 15:31:51

YANBU I get sick of the cock worship. They're frigging EVERYWHERE....spurting drops of ballpoint spunk on walls in bus stops, standing erect and proud on the desks in schools, glaring blindly out of their one eye as I sit at the train station.

Smash the cocks I say.

usualsuspect Sun 20-Jan-13 15:39:21

More power to the snow cocks I say.

BupcakesAndCunting Sun 20-Jan-13 15:39:25

Puds, where are you?! Someone built a MASSIVE snowcock by my mum's house. We were laughing at it out of the window grin

StuntGirl Sun 20-Jan-13 15:51:14

I think solid is right, its completely pathetic and childish...to be building snow cocks. yanbu puds, I'd have been annoyed too!

Fakebook Sun 20-Jan-13 16:05:34

Our snowman looked like a big penis before we adorned it. The bloody snow isn't sticking properly so couldn't make a big ball.

complexnumber Sun 20-Jan-13 16:05:37

OP, can you be sure that noone was videoing you cock bashing?

Is there a chance you may be appearing on YouTube soon (possibly speeded up and accompanied by some Benny Hill music)?

Alisvolatpropiis Sun 20-Jan-13 16:08:40

YABU.

I think cocks are significantly easier to make out of snow than vaginas. How would one do a snow vagina?

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 20-Jan-13 16:10:46

What did you smash it up with?

Did anyone see you?

<checks YouTube>

EndoplasmicReticulum Sun 20-Jan-13 16:11:29

YABU. I'd think it was funny, and so would my children.

AnAirOfHope Sun 20-Jan-13 16:14:22

I think snow boobs are more fun. We need more boobs on show. Cocks sucks grin

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 16:14:49

I hope its on youtube grin

I was grinning like a chesire cat!

Ali see up thread for the snow bag

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 16:15:55

There are cocks everywhere and I'm sick of them! I don't see whats funny about them.

At least a snow vagina/snow boobs is more original.

coldinthesun Sun 20-Jan-13 16:22:22

Thats cos you are miserable. So what you don't think its funny. Who made you the one to decide what humour is right. We all have different senses of humour. Let others laugh if they wish. It doesn't hurt you. Nor does it hurt your kids. Its just a difference in taste. Let others have their fun for a couple of days.

I think you should go door to door, find out who made it and apologise for being so pathetic and petty in destroying it. Its hardly as if its going to be there forever.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 16:30:07

Ha as if cold

coldinthesun Sun 20-Jan-13 16:40:36

Why not?

MaureenShit Sun 20-Jan-13 16:41:58

lol at knocking on the door

" did you build a penis out of snow?"

theyd bloody call the police grin

coldinthesun Sun 20-Jan-13 16:42:00

Would you deface a statute with a willy hanging out as you didn't like it?

BillyBollyDandy Sun 20-Jan-13 16:43:13

Arf at a statue with a metre long erect dong sticking out.

usualsuspect Sun 20-Jan-13 16:43:26

She would find a handy fig leaf.

malteserzz Sun 20-Jan-13 16:48:49

I would have just laughed! I want to see a snow cock now !

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 16:50:57

This was my handy work grin

coldinthesun Sun 20-Jan-13 16:51:39

Culturally there are loads of statues and artwork with huge erect dongs sticking out....

Have you seen artwork from Africa or Polynesia?

Or perhaps you'd like to google 'Cerne Abbas Giant'.

I quite like this stat

Arf indeed.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 16:51:55

There are a couple up thread malt and a vagina. Enjoy smile

BillyBollyDandy Sun 20-Jan-13 16:56:26

I was thinking more Trafalgar Square. Nelson with a huge stiffy.

StuntGirl Sun 20-Jan-13 17:10:08

There's a difference between artistic representation of the human body and people making giant snow cocks for shock value hmm

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 17:12:09

Totally agree stunt. Its not comparable.

usualsuspect Sun 20-Jan-13 17:13:46

Snow cocks are more daft and immature than shocking.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 17:14:39

Immature mostly.

usualsuspect Sun 20-Jan-13 17:18:17

Oh well,sometimes it's fun not to be sensible and mature.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 17:19:41

I can be silly, there's just something about snow cocks that annoys me. I must have had a bad experience with one grin

StuntGirl Sun 20-Jan-13 17:25:31

Yes they are usual, yes they are.

SolidGoldFrankensteinandmurgh Mon 21-Jan-13 00:48:44

Well, OP, you're coming across as the sort of person who would stick a knife through kids' footballs that landed in your garden, and be the only parent whose DC are not allowed to watch a popular film because someone told you that someone says 'Bloody hell!' in it. Officious, miserable, killjoy and unreasonable. Why not save your energies for fighting about stuff that actually matters?

DeepRedBetty Mon 21-Jan-13 00:57:07

I agree with MrsMushroom. Drawing cocks everywhere is just so boring.

DeepRedBetty Mon 21-Jan-13 00:59:07

Did someone knock down your snow cock Solid? confused

Have a biscuit

MyPetMonsterAndMe Mon 21-Jan-13 01:04:27

Yesterday I drove past a house that had a snowman and snowwoman having what appreared to be enthusiastic doggy style sex in the front garden. The level of detail they had put into the faces was quite inspired.

Is this better or worse than snow cocks?

flow4 Mon 21-Jan-13 01:16:32

Ahhh, insomnia doesn't get much better than this! grin

catinthesnow Mon 21-Jan-13 01:19:38

Oh, snow cock!
You once stood erect and proud
but OP turned you into
snowballs.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Mon 21-Jan-13 09:52:49

Wow, I think it must have been solids snow cock judging by that response! Sorry for smashing your snow cock solid, I didn't realise they meant that much to people.

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