To think that having the tattoo of your ex's name in your wedding pictures

(118 Posts)
Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 11:34:35

is a bit unromantic grin

Warning Sun Link and KP double whammy.

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Sat 19-Jan-13 11:36:24

I think you need a thong warning too.

CarpeJugulum Sat 19-Jan-13 11:36:41

Where? <hunts out magnifying glass>

PuffPants Sat 19-Jan-13 11:37:37

Ha! Very funny...took me a while to see it - her ankle on the second pic.

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Sat 19-Jan-13 11:38:13

I can't see the tattoo. If it's Pete, it'll be because he loves their kids and implies he loves them more than she does.

PuffPants Sat 19-Jan-13 11:38:20

Sorry, third pic.

PuffPants Sat 19-Jan-13 11:38:44

It's not Pete, it's Leo.

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 11:39:52

In the actual Sun there are are further hideous pictures even more terrifying. Not that I have seen it.

Yes sorry THONG WARNING!!!!

RobinSparkles Sat 19-Jan-13 11:41:18

That dress is hideous! Where is the tattoo?
confused

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 11:41:21

She could have been pictured from the other side. perhaps it is a sly dig at Leo. wink <overthinking>

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 11:42:03

Tattoo-on her ankle. In the v natural on the rocks picture. <ironic>

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Sat 19-Jan-13 11:42:21

Who is Leo?

forgetmenots Sat 19-Jan-13 11:43:39

Hahaha on her ankle! The Leo tattoo!

Oh dear. I used to try and defend her because I thought the constant criticism was misogynistic crap (some of it is) but have to say I feel sorry for the kids. Having boyfriends, partying, fair enough, but does she have to make every one the 'love of her life'? She's obviously a troubled soul to do that though, I feel a bit sorry for her blush

smokinaces Sat 19-Jan-13 11:44:12

I really think this will all be a publicity stunt. That they won't really be married.

Or is it just wishful thinking that she wouldn't be introducing and moving in another man with her kids?

And Wtf is that dress?

smokinaces Sat 19-Jan-13 11:45:23

Her and Kerry katona are two of the same. Constant stream of men in and out their children's lives. Lots of therapy all round in ten years time ....

BiscuitMillionaire Sat 19-Jan-13 11:45:38

Mini-at-the-front wedding dress - chavtastic!

Nanny0gg Sat 19-Jan-13 11:45:51

I feel more sorry for the children...

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 11:46:32

I believe this bloke is leo His name is Leandra or something. He dumped KP because 'her brain isn't wired right' apparently.

I think KP is beyond commenting on really, but the tattoo think just made me smile.

ProphetOfDoom Sat 19-Jan-13 11:47:50

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

NewYearNewBoo Sat 19-Jan-13 11:52:29

Is it the way she is standing or does her tummy look a little 'rounded' hmm

And oh my, that dress shock do you think she knew it was see through and bound to cause a nip slip.

That dress is ghastly!

And, FFS - SHE IS NOT A 32DD!! (caption on one of the pictures...)

flossy101 Sat 19-Jan-13 11:55:40

Yes her stomach does look slightly rounded in the second picture!

That tattoo is too funny.

ScrambledSmegs Sat 19-Jan-13 11:57:01

Why has she got her hand on his face in the first pic? It looks like she's trying to suffocate him confused

Reminds me of this in Friends grin

PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty Sat 19-Jan-13 11:57:31

Lovely dress katie! Not.... Inclined to think its a publicity stunt....

NewYearNewBoo Sat 19-Jan-13 12:00:07

<waves to Smegs>

Publicity stunt or 'announcement' in the next few weeks!!

ScrambledSmegs Sat 19-Jan-13 12:01:44

Hullo Boo. Sorry for going awol, will pop back soon. How's booby? wink

ScrambledSmegs Sat 19-Jan-13 12:02:33

Note for rest of thread - I am not asking after one of Boo's breasts. Honest.

NewYearNewBoo Sat 19-Jan-13 12:04:33

Booby is all good thanks, but stopping me playing out in the snow sad hope mini Smegs is treating you well, looking forward to a catch up.

Any way back to that dress shock

NewYearNewBoo Sat 19-Jan-13 12:08:00

Yes might I also add I didn't choose that name, I wanted boobino or boonybaby! It is 26 weeks now Smegs seems to be going scarily quick now.

Posterofapombear Sat 19-Jan-13 12:09:09

Arggggh my eyes!

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 12:17:19

If anyone thinks the online photos are bad the ones in the paper she is on her back <arf> and are ten times worse. sad Don't buy it mind, just flick through in the newsagents. wink

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 19-Jan-13 12:39:27

Scrambled YYY that's exactly what came to my mind too grin He's also probably got a hand print on his tan!

That has to be the worst wedding dress EVER. is the veil from her daughters dressing up box?

There was also a charming pic in yesterday's Sun of her flicking a V at the photographers. So charming.

And WTAF is the groom (not bothering to learn his name he'll be ancient history next week) wearing a fencing outfit for? It's what 30c in the Caribbean? That's one sweaty pair of nads.

NewYearNewBoo Sat 19-Jan-13 12:41:45

grin rolf @ sweaty nads

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 12:42:10

Why weren't the children bridesmaid/pageboys. Are they even there?

I don't understand why she needs to marry /be engaged. I can only assume she is very insecure. Oh, I don't know-it's just all a bit sad really isn't it? For everyone. sad

ScrambledSmegs Sat 19-Jan-13 12:52:17

For the money/attention, Sparkling. Sad but true.

lubeybooby Sat 19-Jan-13 12:57:45

She's got a baby bump. Looks about 4/5 months

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 12:58:31

She's only been with this new bloke 3 weeks lubey. confused

lubeybooby Sat 19-Jan-13 12:59:13
Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 13:06:03

Blimey lubey it does look that way. How strange. confused

NewYearNewBoo Sat 19-Jan-13 13:11:18

I said up thread see looked a bit rounded, but those pics are more than just rounded!!! And no sign of the children in the long photo, poor kids sad 'hi mum how was your holiday' erm ..................... shock

ProphetOfDoom Sat 19-Jan-13 13:14:18

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

lubeybooby Sat 19-Jan-13 13:18:54

I know sparkling. Her tummy seems that pregnant kind of rounded in a lot of the other pics too. I thought she might be arching her back and sticking tummy out but she's not.

ErikNorseman Sat 19-Jan-13 13:24:12

That definitely looks like a bump. She's so skinny that it couldn't be anything else! New fella's? Or Leo's?

twinklesparkles Sat 19-Jan-13 13:24:19

Hang on a second .....

Who's keiran?? shock

Where did leo go?? hmm

Does she still have the peter wrist tattoo as well as the leo ankle one???

Bloody hell, I need to keep up with the times

ResolutelyCheeky Sat 19-Jan-13 13:44:48

If she keeps tattooing the names of all the men she marries on herself her body is going to look like a telephone directory!

PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty Sat 19-Jan-13 13:50:04

Hahahaha@that pic with the boob popping out!

Is it just me, or do neither of them actually look, well, happy, in those pics? confused She just looks knackered and a bit calculating and he looks bemused

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 13:57:47

I think you are right Pom it's not exactly twinkly laughter and smiles is it? All predictably forced and posed. I think you can tell it's no love story.

Peter Andre must be hmm

Booyhoo Sat 19-Jan-13 13:58:26

1) if i had her bum i'd thong it too

2) yes i thought the tummy looked a bit round but wondered if it was just the pose she was in?

3) i also doubt this is a genuine marriage in the sense of them intending to stay together forever.

Booyhoo Sat 19-Jan-13 13:59:46

i thought she looked angry in the pics! grin

RugBugs Sat 19-Jan-13 14:00:52

At least she's wearing knickers.

Pancakeflipper Sat 19-Jan-13 14:03:34

So that's a DD chest? It's not is it? Really ? I am a 34D and mine are tiny in comparision.

And she married him cos someone said she should marry a man called Kevin and Kieran is the nearest she could get?

And it's not a wardrobe malfunction - its called wearing a dress the wrong size.

Booyhoo Sat 19-Jan-13 14:07:37

only 5 people and a camera crew at the wedding?

def rounded tum in lubey's link. it all seems very strange and she doesn't look well or happy. she looks tired and stressed and pissed off.

Follyfoot Sat 19-Jan-13 14:10:01

Hang on, isn't Steven Gately dead? What's he doing marrying her?

kiwigirl42 Sat 19-Jan-13 14:12:17

He has a very strange squooshed up face too. Notice there were more film crew than guests at the vow taking? nice.

scarletforya Sat 19-Jan-13 14:18:11

That guy is setting off my Gaydar, maybe it's because he looks like Stephen Gately. No way is he 25, he's riddled with botox.

She looks truly rough.

WhatDoesTheDogSay Sat 19-Jan-13 14:18:24

Booyhoo, she does look angry! Must be those ultra-severe brows!

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 14:22:39

Nice wedding 'tent' too.

Booyhoo Sat 19-Jan-13 14:24:37

oh yes the HD brows. they are hideous. maybe the combination of those and all the botox is hiding her true feelings over overwhelming happiness! grin

scarletforya Sat 19-Jan-13 14:25:11

Xpost Follyfoot

TraineeBabyCatcher Sat 19-Jan-13 14:47:21

She actually looks quite nice in the photo with that Reid guy.

Definitely think it looks like a bump to me aswell, 12+ easily. She may have only officially been with him for a short period of time, maybe they were together secretly but announced when she found out she was preggers.

Pandemoniaa Sat 19-Jan-13 14:50:33

It is Katie Price though. Normal rules about good taste are automatically discarded on that basis alone.

Foggles Sat 19-Jan-13 14:54:09

If she insists on having the names of her latest beau written on her body - she should invest in a washable biro.

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 15:01:36

She looks like the 'before' in Snog Marry Avoid.

LemonBreeland Sat 19-Jan-13 15:06:10

I love in the 'boob pops out at third wedding' article she says 'it's only my thirs I'm not harming anyone'. No not harming anyone, like your 3 innocent children. hmm

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 15:09:00

Do you think he has met the children? i wonder if he even knows she has children. sad

LemonBreeland Sat 19-Jan-13 15:10:24

And the reason she looks quite nice in the Alex Reid pic is because it is airbrushed to fuck.

orchidee Sat 19-Jan-13 15:12:19

Oh lordy. The photo of hubby semi-naked looking in the mirror and slightly pulling bis pants down.

I agree she looks nice but unrecognizable in the wedding pic with Alex. Small norks and dark hair. It couldn't last.

HannahsSister Sat 19-Jan-13 15:23:44

she does look angry.
Because of those severe, badly drawn on HD brows.
I expect she behaves the way she does because her family and friends enable it. She's very wealthy and no doubt very generous. Who's going to pull her up on it?

KirstiesHomeMadeCrap Sat 19-Jan-13 16:52:12

There is More!

Pancakeflipper Sat 19-Jan-13 16:55:18

I opened that link whilst eating - big mistake. <Voms>.

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 17:04:38

That second pic down is v classy isn't it Kirsties? sad

Charliefarlie1192 Sat 19-Jan-13 17:05:34

Omg the dress looks like it's made of LYCRA!!!

Fakebook Sat 19-Jan-13 17:09:04

All I can see is Leo. I thought her ex was Flat Nose and her ex ex was Peter Andre. confused

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 17:16:12

No Fake the latest ex was Leo. grin

Fakebook Sat 19-Jan-13 17:25:44

shock. What a floozy.

Celticlassie Sat 19-Jan-13 17:28:47

"In a touching show of affection, hunky part-time stripper Kieran, 25, attentively adjusted his blushing bride’s sunlounger as Katie carefully cradled her famous 32DD boobs"

grin grin

MummytoKatie Sat 19-Jan-13 17:29:52

The thing is that she was a model so surely she'd know how to stand to make her stomach look not rounded.

Sothat makes me think that she is preggers and that she wants people to know. (Speaking from recent experience - I didn't have my 12 week scan until gone 14 weeks but managed to hide it reasonably well.)

Arf at 32DD I'm currently 32G due to breastfeeding and they're nowhere near as big!

Pancakeflipper Sat 19-Jan-13 18:34:21

"In a touching show of affection, hunky part-time stripper Kieran, 25, attentively adjusted his blushing bride’s sunlounger as Katie carefully cradled her famous 32DD boobs"

Part-time stripper? So he's not good enough to be a full-time stripper?

And FatimaLB and I are in the " nooo wayyyyy are those balloons 32DD." gang

HecateWhoopass Sat 19-Jan-13 18:42:45

I particularly loved the open legged fanny shot.

hmm

I know it makes her a shitload of money, but I can't help wishing she wouldn't prostitute herself in this way.

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 18:45:43

With tattoo that looks a bit like pubes Hecate? sad

Pancakeflipper Sat 19-Jan-13 18:48:03

I am not getting a feeling of warmth and love from these wedding photos. It's like cheap soft porn.

I remember Zoe Ball marrying Norman Cook and the photo of them walking out of the church and I know they have had problems but they looked soooo in love and had that look of delight and joy. It was an 'awwww' moment.

These photos are not ones to stick in the family album.

Are we taking bets on how long it will last yet?
<I am in cynical bitch mode>

LynetteScavo Sat 19-Jan-13 18:51:27

I thought she had a boob reduction, but they seem to have got huge again.

She's obviously pg, but that wouldn't have made her boobs that big again, would it?

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 18:57:12

Definitely Pancake. Compare smile

Her boobs scare me.

Pancakeflipper Sat 19-Jan-13 19:05:48

Sparkling - awwwwww. It makes me smile and feel love.
thanks for the piccie.

Whereas TitsoutJordan is trashy in comparison.

JustFabulous Sat 19-Jan-13 19:07:24

I think she is still in love with Pete but won't admit it. Even in an interview about her new husband she mentions Pete.

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 19:17:03
WilsonFrickett Sat 19-Jan-13 19:22:55

Those boobies give me The Fear. A JCB couldn't cradle those bad boys. And in her wedding dress it looks like there's two bald men in slings. Poor Pricey.

Catchingmockingbirds Sat 19-Jan-13 19:30:17

They can't be DD's, I refuse to believe it. My boobs are bigger than DDs and they're certainly not as big as KP's in those pics.

They could be DDs, for a back measurement of 50inches, not for 32.

It's a strange one this, hope it's a publicity stunt

The tabloids just always say DD because that's what page 3 girls and glamour models have - tradishnul innit hmm from Sam Fox, Linda Lusardi, Lynsey Dawn slutbag bitch and yes I met her McKenzie and so on down to today.
Looking at those pics, KPs are little bit smaller than mine, but hers are bouncy and jutty out and perky and plastic whereas mine weigh a ton, if I hold them up they flobble and overflow my hands, and are just deadweight hanging down to my waist when left to their own devices.
Mine are a 38 or 40 J -K cup depending on bra brand, so I reckon hers, if she is a 32 round the back, are probably a GG or H cup.

SuffolkNWhat Sat 19-Jan-13 21:12:05

I'm a 34 L and hers are bigger!

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 21:25:46

I am a bit concerned that the Daily mail are not covering this story. Very strange. And are we to assume there's no OK/Hello! deal as the pics are in the paper? confused Doesn't seem right.

shiraz11 Sat 19-Jan-13 21:25:56

She looks like she's a bun in the oven.. I pity the children having yet another man move into their home. Very odd and selfish behaviour imo..

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 21:30:17

I think is she didn't have 3 children, including one with SN I probably wouldn't be tutting as loudly. I don't think she should be lying on a beach with husband No3 I think she should be with her children. Priorities and all that.

If she really had to marry him a registry office in the UK would have done the job. Then back to what matters..........

Which country are they in?
When we were in Mexico for our honeymoon we were told their weddings weren't legally binding in England yet so the English wedding they had were more for show and had to be done in the UK too

Not a chance is she a 32, she's bloody tiny. Probably more like a 28J or similar (they probably look bigger than they measure because they are fake so have quite a small base)

Blooming newspapers quoting random sizes for women....[wanders away muttering darkly]

LynetteScavo Sun 20-Jan-13 12:14:40

I'm a 34 DD ( E/EE when BF) and no waaaaay is Katie a 32DD.

Booyhoo Sun 20-Jan-13 15:05:15

tbf, she's entitled to have a holiday. she has nannies and her parents and her children all have another parent (not sure if harvery sees his dad?) that is more than capable of caring for them. i dont think she's doing anything wrong being away for a week or even two if her dcs are well used to being with the people they are with now.

bringing a new partner into the home after 4 weeks? of knowing him is not on in my book however. that is what i feel sorry for the dcs about, and her aswell as i think she needs help to work through whatever it is she feels is missing that she constantly needs to be getting married to the wrong people.

GilmoursPillow Sun 20-Jan-13 16:44:49

“That’s because I’ve been swept off my feet — it’s a similar feeling to when I met Pete.”

How to make your new husband feel special.

I have to say, all the pics I've seen have left me feeling somewhat unclean.

GetOrf Sun 20-Jan-13 16:56:09

I can't believe the dress. I know she is not exactly Anna Wintour, but that dress is bloody cheap and nasty looking even for her.

Doesn't she look unhappy. God knows what she is playing at. Perhaps it is all a laugh a minute but that can't be a good way to live your life, surely.

Christ knows why but I feel bloody sorry for her.

Booyhoo Sun 20-Jan-13 17:03:44

me too getorf

gabbymum Sun 20-Jan-13 17:06:06

That dress is surely from Ann Summers - it's like a cheapo, pretend dress for hen nights.

I remember how unconvincing she was when she married Alex Reid - clearly not into it. This is even worse!

I feel sorry for her because she has issues. She really did love Pete and keeps trying to prove to him and the world that she has moved on etc when we all know she continues to be obsessed by the one really decent man she had.

Katie, you've made your money - if you're that desperate for publicity, why don't you sign up for Splash or Dancing on Ice - less hassle than all these sham weddings. Just a thought.

JustFabulous Sun 20-Jan-13 17:10:57

IIRC she wanted to have as many weddings as Elizabeth Taylor and be the modern day version. I hope this marriage lasts forever but I wouldn't bet my money on it.

GetOrf Sun 20-Jan-13 17:13:32

Yes that dress looks like a fancy dress thing, something to wear on a hen night. You wouldn't dare go near it with a naked flame.

What does KP's mother think I wonder.

Booyhoo Sun 20-Jan-13 17:20:57

that's quite sad. to aspire to be married numerous times sad

she was also engaged to leandro as i heard recently that the engagement ring was repossessed as he refused to pay for it. <gold digger>

Sparklingbrook Sun 20-Jan-13 17:21:46
Catchingmockingbirds Sun 20-Jan-13 18:55:02

getorf her mums been married 5 times I think?

Foggles Sun 20-Jan-13 18:58:06

shock at No.1 in that lot Sparkling

Sparklingbrook Sun 20-Jan-13 19:01:13

I prefer No 6 Foggles. grin

orchidee Sun 20-Jan-13 19:47:56

shockblush at #1

orchidee Sun 20-Jan-13 19:49:18

And a tenner on KP wearing it sometime soon.

megglevache Sun 20-Jan-13 23:42:58

Bet she's a leo.

Morloth Mon 21-Jan-13 02:54:57

Is it wrong that I actually kind of like No. 6?

Used to have a bit of respect for KP, now I just feel a bit sorry for her.

Luxy Mon 21-Jan-13 04:17:31

Do you think her publicity department are busy rounding up as many orange Kevins that they can find. So that for the next wedding she can do a whole 'the psychic was right' exclusive grin

Thumbwitch Mon 21-Jan-13 04:41:43

Megg, she's not, she's a Gemini. I checked too!

Morloth, I like no. 8 - or rather I would if it had a decent underdress! but that lace is lovely.

KP's eyes are ruined. I don't know if it's filler that's slipped, or she needs it re-doing, or her botox has worn off or something but the skin around them is shot. sad
I think her back is in danger of developing skin cancer too - she needs to watch out for that.

Aside of that, she is just a tired old slapper looking for publicity in a desperate bid to earn some money by doing fuck all; she should try and do something a bit more worthwhile and stop making a laughing stock of herself.

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