to not understand or find 'drunk' threads funny?

(279 Posts)
ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 04:30:21

I really don't understand drunk threads....

When I've been out drinking and I get home I either go straight to bed (without taking my make-up off eww) or chuck a pint of water and then go to bed.

I have no effort to do anything, but crash out in bed.

I have to gather the will power to brush my teeth nevermind switching on my laptop and starting a thread. As it really is the furthest thing from my mind.

Also I do realise that people use their phones to start threads. But when I'm out having fun with friends or my partner drinking, thats generally exactly what I'm doing. I don't think - hang on a second and whip my phone out and start a thread on mumsnet.

And I just don't find posts such as -

weifjwp uwrh fvh i ma soooooo durnk!!! wefpwehf



expatinscotland Tue 01-Jan-13 04:36:31

So don't read them.

^^ that.

How do you know they've been out drinking with friends? They could be sat at home drinking on their own feeling fucking miserable

TanteRose Tue 01-Jan-13 04:38:21

Happy New Year, OP you miseryguts

It's all in good fun

NettoHoHoHoSuperstar Tue 01-Jan-13 04:41:14

I drink at home, so post on here.
I can usually still spell though, I'm not that drunk, just tipsy.
Not drinking tonight, unless you count tea/hot choc.
I as in bed at 9, asleep half an hour later but the stupid cat woke me up yowling at 1ish and I've been up ever since.

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 04:45:32

I just know that when I'm the point where I can't even spell properly starting a thread on mumsnet is the furthest thing from my mind.

I'm not a miseryguts. I just find it odd.

If you are drinking at home alone why not text your friends? etc.

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 04:46:40

And expat you don't even have to read the thread, the title alone is pretty obvious.

expatinscotland Tue 01-Jan-13 04:48:13

You sound like a mean, nasty drunk, tbh.

So go to bed.

Why scold others?

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 04:48:53

TanteRose just because I don't find something funny that doesn't make me a 'miseryguts'

I'm sure there are things I find hilarious that you wouldn't. So therefore for that fact I can label you as a miseryguts - No.

If you think aibu fine. But try and keep it a level where you're not hurling personal insults.

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 04:51:01

Seriously expat again disagree with me, but why the need to take it to such a childish level as to name call and throw out personal insults.

I know aibu isn't the nicest part the forum, but surely people can disagree and put their point across like an adult instead of childish name calling.

How do you know they have friends to text?

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 04:56:15

Ok Moonmin obviously I stand corrected. There are exceptions.

If you don't have friends/family in your life and you use mumsnet for support then yes you might post when drunk as you would send a text to a friend.

But on the whole if you're coming home after a night of drinking with friends etc then I just don't understand why it pops into people heads that they need to start a thread on mumsnet about it?

Mumsnet isn't on my mind. My bed is generally the only thing on my mind.

curiousuze Tue 01-Jan-13 04:56:35

Maybe the people posting are out drinking with you, scarlettbelle

mathanxiety Tue 01-Jan-13 05:02:02

Your problem seems to be failure to take into account that other people are not you.

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 05:08:12

Lol ok I'm obviously wrong.

If I was in a playground right now I'm sure one of you would be pulling my hair and then tripping me over.

Good luck in the new year ladies. I'm off to start my ER shift ... should be fun!

curiousuze Tue 01-Jan-13 05:12:18

When I get up for work the last thing on my mind is starting a thread on mumsnet. I really don't understand pre-work threads. I have to gather my strength to clean my teeth never mind switching on my lap top...

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 05:12:42

And btw I just wanted to point out that my thread was not aimed at Sole. Who is obviously suffering right now.

It wasn't aimed at anyone.

Anyway I shall continue leaving under this huge cloud whilst you all continue to stone me.

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 05:14:12

Really curiousuze because I've actually been awake for a good 6 hours now and started this thread with over 2 hours to go before work.

Enjoy 2013.

curiousuze Tue 01-Jan-13 05:17:00


TanteRose Tue 01-Jan-13 05:31:53

grin at curious

cynner Tue 01-Jan-13 07:58:44

Just out of curiosity....why do you care if someone drunk posts? Surely, you are not obligated to read any posts that offend your sensibilities..

BrianButterfield Tue 01-Jan-13 08:07:43

I constantly have a tablet or phone to hand. I automatically check MN, Fb, Gmail a few times a day (takes seconds) and post whenever and wherever; on the train home, while getting ready for bed, waiting for the kettle to's not like people have to boot up a desktop and wait five minutes for the dial-up to connect any more! It's just tap, tap, tap to fill in a few seconds of 'dead time' usually.

This is why I hate those "well, if I were (x, y, z) I wouldn't even THINK about Mumsnet. " comments. Where's the thinking? Phone/tablet out, press icon, glance at's hardly activating the mainframe and pulling out a stack of punchcards while the kids run feral in the other room.

katykuns Tue 01-Jan-13 08:08:39

only if they are like 'omgggg I'm soooo drunk pahaha' type threads. It's just... boring really. Most of these people tend to be on my facebook though, if they are on here I have missed them.

Tee2072Thing Tue 01-Jan-13 08:18:02

Exactly Brian. I don't understand people who aren't updating FB/Twitter/MN every few minutes. What else do you do while you're doing boring stuff that needs to be done?

The advantage of the modern age is that we don't have a life of drudgery. Our drudgery things, i.e. folding laundry, can be broken up by the internet.

BellaVita Tue 01-Jan-13 08:35:06

You sound really lovely Scarlett.

scott2609 Tue 01-Jan-13 08:42:08

I'm with you Scarlett!

juneybean Tue 01-Jan-13 08:47:47

Yanbu but the level of double standards on mumsnet is ridiculous

Fakebook Tue 01-Jan-13 08:48:19

I don't find them funny either, because I don't drink. When I sometimes read posts like that I can feel their level of drunkenness and feel sick vicariously through their posts.

As for updating and stuff, I have my mobile to hand all the time. Since Dd's holidays started I have more time to come on here and check my email every hour or so. I suppose you can't get out of that habit whilst drunk either. I wouldn't know though.

EIizaDay Tue 01-Jan-13 08:53:54

OP - I think you've been unfairly treated here but don't take it to heart. Expat in Scotland saying you sound like a "mean nasty drunk" is completely uncalled for. Why was she so horrible to you??

TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy Tue 01-Jan-13 08:57:26

I much prefer people posting pissed on here are Fb as I can choose to engage.

I loathe drunk texters/callers. Drunk texting is self indulgent wankery and a rude invasion on others time. It is not down to you in your inebriated state to decide someone wants to read your shite.

I don't drink so I just hide the drunk threads - maybe you would feel better if you did the same OP?

For a lot of posters Mumsnet is a community, we have made friends here. I'm sure a lot of people wouldn't understand why MN is my first thought when I'm struggling but to me it makes perfect sense. So what?

DrRanj Tue 01-Jan-13 08:58:54

Why do you care?!

MaryAstor Tue 01-Jan-13 09:05:53

YANBU. I hate it in RL too, and on FB and Twitter. Drunk people showing off about how drunk they are is dull and childish.

Really? You bought some wine?! Really, you drank it?! Really, you are going to have another "cheeky" glass?! Really, everything is spinny?! Really, you have a badly spelled ramble about something hilariously inconsequential, or am innuendo about sex?! Hahaha, it's so funny!

I mean, whatever, I just avoid those threads. Who cares? But seriously, no one is honestly reading those threads now and thinking "yep, MN at its best - put it in classics" are they? Unless they're actually sixteen.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 09:08:48

' I'm not a misery guts '

Yes you are.

Just don't go on the bloody thread. Easy peasy.

The drunk thread is usually folk at home getting pissed and having a laugh/chat. So what.

I don't get you or why you'd start this thread tbh. Weird.

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 09:12:34

I honestly don't think I have ever opened one. So I would recommend that if you are uncomfortable/not interested.
And I don't say that to be snarky - there are lots of threads that I know from the title will not interest me. Some, like ones with pus in the title, are unfathomable to me so I don't even open them.

There are things that people post about which I find uninteresting and unfunny. I am sure everyone feels the same way. But it is easier to let people get on with it isn't it.

I have a list.
Daily mail shite with 'apologies' in the title
Mawkish 'look at this tragic story. Let's discuss in for days in minute detail but with lots of sad so we don't appear to be rubber necking.
Pus porn
Threads about d-list celebs

I don't understand them at all. So I just on't open them rather than question the people who do like them

Sirzy Tue 01-Jan-13 09:16:12

why does it matter? It isn't going to harm anyone and can be quite funny

Canyou not just hide the thread? Problem solved!

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 09:24:41

I wonder if the OP was pissed when she started this thread grin

Pag I hate those pus threads. In fact they annoy me a bit but I just ignore them. If people get off on that sort of stuff good for them <shrug> it's just not for me..

IsawFoofyShmoofingSantaClaus Tue 01-Jan-13 09:31:38

I think you've opened a drunk thread and made your assumptions based on one or two posts that back up the conclusions you'd already jumped to on reading the thread title.

if you'd participated in a drunk thread you would know that they are usually started early evening, a lot a few of the participants aren't actually bloody drunk and it's more like a evening down the pub or at a mates house. Except it's on here.

So, my giant assumption about you would be, that you desperately wanted to started a whingy inflammatory thread about something that irks you but that you know stuff all about.

IsawFoofyShmoofingSantaClaus Tue 01-Jan-13 09:32:45

Happy New Year smile

Arthurfowlersallotment Tue 01-Jan-13 09:33:30

Ooh check out the nasty people on here.

I'm with you OP. YANBU.

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 09:33:36

I am glad i am not alone Everlong. They are baffling to me. But then I remember it is mumsnet not pagsnet grin

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 09:38:11

grin true pag still frigging disgusting though

I remember a few years ago ds showed me and dh a clip on YouTube ( just when sporn became massive ) dear god we were screaming and nearly crying.. scarred me it did!

Tee2072Thing Tue 01-Jan-13 09:40:07

I coulda sworn it was Teesnet and therefore all puss threads immediately deleted.

Or perhaps I just hide them?

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 09:43:12

Yep hiding is the answer if you need to.

I can just blank the title out. I very rarely hide a thread. If I do it's one that I've been on arguing and it's started to get me down. Nice that we have the option I suppose.

Loveweekends10 Tue 01-Jan-13 09:48:56

Ah if we were all so perfect. At least they are being harmless.

dontwanttobefatandforty Tue 01-Jan-13 09:57:21

wow have a lot of people decided nasty is the way to start the New Year? I actually agree with OP, drunk posting, texting, facebooking is odd.

Yes if started early and had a drink while posting - different
Coming on here (or any forum) while out - rude

Maybe OP gets more drunk when out and can only think of getting into bed, but someone who goes out gets tipsy home for 11 just may go on-line, but they wont be doing the nonsensical postings either.

I do think you - unfortunately seems a lot of you lately need to stop being so nasty!

SayMama Tue 01-Jan-13 10:07:42

Just checking this is AIBU...y'know, for silly complaints that are silly...yup.

YANBU OP. don't understand the nastiness at all sad

McNewPants2013 Tue 01-Jan-13 10:16:01

I can never just come home then go straight to bed, I need a limitless down time and a big glass of water. Sometimes I come on mumsnet drunk or Facebook ect.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 10:16:15

Hahaha ' you don't understand the nastiness ' erm okaaaay then.

mrsjay Tue 01-Jan-13 10:22:41

I like drunk threads they are usually started when posters are drinking and then it slides into pissedness ( is that a word) what is there not to understand, tis like a virtual night out or in , they are fun,

cinnamonnut Tue 01-Jan-13 10:25:25

YANBU - I think it's a bit pointless and enabling

pictish Tue 01-Jan-13 10:28:50

I think most drunk posts are exaggerated for comic effect. I don't pay any attention to them.
If someone wants to pretend they are drunker than they really are for attention, it doesn't bother me though. It's their call.

Enabling? What exactly is it enabling?

DoubleYew Tue 01-Jan-13 10:33:17

OP, are you talking about individual threads that people start when drunk or the actual drunk thread(s), which I agree are about company, like a chat down the pub.

I don't get mobile reception at home and I'm a lp with no-one to babysit so going out with real friends is a bit unlikely atm. I had fun on the drunk thread last night.

I don't post on MN in attempt to create an amazing thread that deserves to be archived, usually I just want someone to chat with or to offer/get advice.

cinnamonnut Tue 01-Jan-13 10:33:42

People drink way too much. It enables that.

mrsjay Tue 01-Jan-13 10:35:30

I dont think a thread on the internet enables more drinking I read drunk threads sober and I dont rush to get stuck into the vino,

EleanorGiftbasket Tue 01-Jan-13 10:36:10

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Fakebook Tue 01-Jan-13 10:37:35

I don't understand why in the uk we have this drunk culture. I absolutely loathe it. Getting drunk and making a fool of yourself isn't funny. It's pretty pathetic. I suppose being drunk and staying at home and posting on forums is a step better than being drunk with your knickers around your ankles outside a nightclub.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 10:38:35

Ah right.
You mean drunk threads and not the drunk thread!

Still think you're being a bit mean though.

And as for enabling. Ridiculous.

mrsjay Tue 01-Jan-13 10:39:53

you mean 1 particular thread oh ok you didnt have to read it you could have ignored it,

mrsjay Tue 01-Jan-13 10:40:22

cant say I ever had my knickers round my ankles when i did go night clubbing confused

Feelingdetached Tue 01-Jan-13 10:40:55

Oooohhh noooooo the odd drunk thread has given me titter or too over the years

cinnamonnut Tue 01-Jan-13 10:41:40

I agree Fakebook. I had the unfortunate experience of going out last night and there were just people making dicks of themselves all over the place.

cinnamonnut Tue 01-Jan-13 10:42:57

And yes of course it's enabling. It contributes a bit to the drunk culture.
I don't mind as I don't have to read it but that's my view

ledkr Tue 01-Jan-13 10:43:25

Happy new year to you all. I go on the drunk threads when I'm having a drink at home sometimes. My dh works lots if lates and since I've had the baby I don't go out as much. I can't have text convos with friends cis it would probably annoy them after a bit so it's just a way of chatting to a group of people while having a drink. In fact I was ill over Xmas and still went in to share my misery but was not drinking.
It's just a name for another thread tbh.
If I go out no I wouldn't log on to mn to share my drunk ness I'd be getting off to bed.
I have a busy social life in fact am off out today for drinks with girls but if I'm at home and bored and want company that I can dip in and out of then I would def look for a drunk thread. Drunk or not!

pictish Tue 01-Jan-13 10:45:00

I suppose being drunk and staying at home and posting on forums is a step better than being drunk with your knickers around your ankles outside a nightclub.


As an asides...I was referring to snowflakes before. The actual 'drunk thread' I have never read, and have no problem with.

Snowflakes are largely contrived.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 10:45:56

' it contributes to the drunk culture ' I doubt that. People have been getting pissed since the history of man.

IsawFoofyShmoofingSantaClaus Tue 01-Jan-13 10:46:13

Ah. Have read the thread I presume this one is about.

Hmm. Not for me but it's clearly amused some people so...

pictish Tue 01-Jan-13 10:47:32

It doesn't contribute to the drinking culture at all.
Not even a little bit.
It contributes not a single jot.

People will be getting pissed whether they have mumsnet or not.

I suppose being drunk and staying at home and posting on forums is a step better than being drunk with your knickers around your ankles outside a nightclub

Jesus christ, some of us can go out and have fun without being presumed to get in that state, I have and never will be in that situation.

what's wrong with people getting together and having a laugh??

Like others have said, just don't open them hmm

Pinot Tue 01-Jan-13 10:50:51

OP, did you mean The Drunk Thread, the regular friday night jobbie? Or drunk threads per se? The former I like, the latter I find silly and attention-seeky.

So I'm not sure if YABU or not.


everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 11:00:51

Pinot I think op means just random drunken posters posting drunken shite grin although I was confused too.

cinnamonnut Tue 01-Jan-13 11:23:33

Oh right, I thought you meant the main drunk thread.

What pinot said.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 11:30:47

well if thats what she meant what overlong said then I dtn think there funny either. I sometimes think they are made up for attention.

Tee2072Thing Tue 01-Jan-13 11:31:00

The OP means threads like SP's from last night.

::sits on Pinot on the fence::

Fakebook Tue 01-Jan-13 11:32:59

I missed the part where I implied every person who goes out and gets drunk ends up with their knickers around their ankles. That was just an example of how people can make pathetic fools of themselves when they go out and get drunk. Making a fool of yourself online is a step up from making a fool of yourself in RL.

Fakebook Tue 01-Jan-13 11:34:39

Sorry I am also talking about threads that people start when drunk with incoherent wording, not the actual drunk thread.

Do you not drink fakebook? genuine q

Tee2072Thing Tue 01-Jan-13 11:38:31

Making a fool of yourself online means nothing, at least at MN.

Name change and no one knows you're a fool.

If you are a fool for posting drunk. Which I don't think you are.

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 11:41:47

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Fakebook Tue 01-Jan-13 11:41:49

What last night? No I didn't. When I was a teen I got drunk once which was enough to put me off for life. It's not my thing really.

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 11:43:56

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Makes sense, I love alcohol, I have a great time drinking, and although I may make a tit of myself on occasion, i don't see that as a bad thing grin

pictish Tue 01-Jan-13 11:44:17

It's not your thing...yet you know all about drunk people with their knickers round their ankles outside nightclubs?

It's not for you - that's fine.

No need to be so rude about people that do though.

Fakebook Tue 01-Jan-13 11:45:41

Fine. I'll stop being rude.

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 11:50:00

Oh, ok then.

Happy fucking new year.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 11:50:34

I've only posted once when totally wasted. A big rambly mess with lots of crying. Most of the spelling was surprisingly accurate. Can't say the context was mind.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 11:51:36

true fake book

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 11:52:22

usual I don't think people are meaning the standard Friday night thread.
At first I thought that's what the OP meant. I don't mind that thread. At all.

Shakey1500 Tue 01-Jan-13 11:57:28

I don't find them particularly funny either, but other people do <shrug> horses for courses etc.

And it's easy to tell from the title so I just don't read it.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 12:04:04

TSC yes true too

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 12:15:13

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ledkr Tue 01-Jan-13 12:17:30

<looks around empty club. Pulls up knickers and leaves>

ledkr grin

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 12:21:26

Lol led <you hussy you>

Yeah I knew you were on about that those types tsc I think some of us had our wires crossed as to which drunk thread it was.

I still feel bloody drunk from last night.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 12:22:09

I don't think it contribute to drinking culture though I think it is a symptom not a cause.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 12:22:47

ldkr wink

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 12:23:10

I know the Op wasn't talking about the Drunk thread.

But some other posters clearly are.

Oh well, fuck 'em grin


TBH I don't go on MN FB or any other internet site when pissed, maybe if I started drinking at the pc and it went from there?! Like last night, I wanted to have a 'really drunk on NY' thread, but friends came over and next thing I was crashing out at 3am, and would certainly not have thought of MN then, but it develops naturally most times I think, and I love reading a good pissed thread!

and yes, I am still half cut!! Shall I start a half cut fred? ledkr ffs keep your pants pulled up grin

giraffesCantGoFirstFooting Tue 01-Jan-13 12:27:21

TSC I am logged in automatically as I manage to mispell/mistype my password even when stone cold sober hmm I like to think I am a speed typer sometimes...actually it comes out like this - jdhfifidbufbid grin

VerySmallSqueak Tue 01-Jan-13 12:28:43

Ledkr grin

I can barely used a computer sober so I've got no hope shit faced.

But a funny drunk thread is a funny drunk thread.

Lighten up.

petitfiloser Tue 01-Jan-13 12:31:24

scarlettbelle i am so sorry we are not all as perfect as you. wine

petitfiloser Tue 01-Jan-13 12:33:21

happy new year usual grin

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 12:34:27

Happy new year Petit grin

AmberLeaf Tue 01-Jan-13 12:36:18

The friday night drunk thread is a MN institution.

I may or may not have posted on it before, I don't remember.

But I agree about most of the hjfhsdhfn threads.

Although I don't think logging in/passwords are an issue, my laptop remembers mine so that wouldn't stop me.

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 12:42:13

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 12:45:43

look I'm more bothered

a) did LRD have decent matching underwear on?
b) did she have a good time?

...I mean she could have been having a pee

uptheamp Tue 01-Jan-13 12:54:22

wtf is ODD about drunk threads, ODD is mentioned on here a few times.

so you don't like them, they are hardly ODD though are they?

god i hate the ODD word argh

qo Tue 01-Jan-13 12:55:19

I've just seen the thread in question and it is..... odd (sorry amp) grin

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 12:56:01

The whole of MN is pretty odd grin

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Tue 01-Jan-13 12:58:34

Sorry to post in betwixt Ledkr's fallen knickers...

I haven't read 'THE' drunk thread; I've seen other 'drunk' threads and agree with OP. Not funny. I don't post on them.

I think that in some ways, those posters who've commented on 'enabling' are probably right. Any group of people doing the same activity (drinking, smoking, drugs, etc.), 'normalise' it. Safety from judgey-panters in numbers, perhaps?

The number of pointless threads on AIBU and people don't comment on why the thread is posted... yet this one, because it highlights something that some posters like to do... Armageddon.

Why not just shrug it off? No need to call the OP names.

Nancy66 Tue 01-Jan-13 12:58:45

the 'comedy' typing while drunk threads are all pretty obviously fake.

Harmless enough though.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 12:58:46

something is ODD if you can't read it to make sense but think its funny anyway, REPEATEDLY these threads appear. even

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 12:59:44

Self regulation at it finest?

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 13:00:49

The Drunk thread is just a chatty Friday night thread.

Maybe you should read it before you cast aspersions.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 13:05:51

<gavel> for regular Friday drunk thread.

But not for the other full of attention seeing shite

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 13:06:39

Nancy do you ever say anything pleasant?

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 13:06:50

you sees i don't needs to be drunk to misspell as I'm not hight on chocolate maybe.

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 13:06:50

My head is banging grin

Pass the nurofen.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 13:07:36

<passes paracetamol> nurifen too porsch for this house

Nancy66 Tue 01-Jan-13 13:09:43

everlong....yes, all the time. Happy New Year to you grin

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 13:11:59

Must have missed them Nancy grin happy new year

SoleSource Tue 01-Jan-13 13:19:24

I had a drink of alcohol last Christmas. This New Years Eve I had three glasses of home made wine I was given as a present. Lethal stuff. I felt down and reached out for comfort. I was at home and had been posting most of the evening.
Hope that explanation helps.

WorraLorraTurkey Tue 01-Jan-13 13:21:31

The ^&&&jsdiew threads are so few and far between, they're easier to ignore than the repeated deliberate typo threads that a lot of people find hilarious.

Horses for courses really, some people find them funny and others find them a bore but nothing to get ones knickers knotted about.

juneybean Tue 01-Jan-13 13:30:50

Yes the deliberate typo threads are really starting to grate lately.

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 13:36:38

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Thumbwitch Tue 01-Jan-13 13:45:59

"mathanxiety Tue 01-Jan-13 05:02:02
Your problem seems to be failure to take into account that other people are not you. "


I don't post drunk on MN because I don't get drunk any more. But I have emailed people drunkenly in the past and yes, my typos are pretty bad (but go unnoticed until the next day). Therefore I tend to find the drunk threads (YES WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SPsFANJO) quite amusing because they remind me of those drunk email days.

I also have MN logged on the whole time, and FB, and email - so could post on any of them completely bladdered should I choose to.

Math has it - just because some people do things differently to you, doesn't make them wrong, so YABU.

GreenyEyes Tue 01-Jan-13 13:46:50

I think there's been the fakey

oof lojk at mw i sooo puxxedf

threads on every forum I've ever been on, I don't find them funny I'm surprised so many do tbh. Nothing to get het up about though, I'm sure I find many things hilarious that make other people go hmm

SoleSource Tue 01-Jan-13 13:47:28

I haven't spotted any SP threads. Well last night I was..erm.. Poor SP.

VestaCurry Tue 01-Jan-13 13:50:30

They're not my cup of tea (boom boom) but they've been going on MN for years and are just a bit of fun as far as I can tell.

chewingguminmyhair Tue 01-Jan-13 13:51:22

I'm with TheSecondComing and OP on the 'hiiiiyyh imm soooojjo drinkubfj!' threads.

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 13:51:33

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SoleSource Tue 01-Jan-13 13:53:47

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ledkr Tue 01-Jan-13 13:54:22

Let's have an extra special Friday drunk Fred this Friday as a demo of our rights to have one grin we can use up all the leftover drinks from Xmas and I promise to wear new Xmas knickers with good elastic in them.

I defend my right to a drunk thread so there.

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 13:56:37

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

NC78 Tue 01-Jan-13 13:57:06

This is a dig about a specific thread. That's not fair so YABU

Classy post sole.

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 14:01:52

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GreenyEyes Tue 01-Jan-13 14:03:03

I don't think it's a thread about a specific thread is it? There was more than one i think anyway

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 14:07:55

Hmm that's not fair sole.. everyone is entitled to an opinion.

VestaCurry Tue 01-Jan-13 14:08:30

I've come back to MN after not being on here for a good few years and I've mentioned that a few times. I'm not an inadequate bitch though smile.

right, really don't think this needs to turn into a cunt fest now does it? who's pissed?

SoleSource Tue 01-Jan-13 14:18:54

My god paranoia!! I don't know who you are. Referring to the fat trolls.

EmmaBemma Tue 01-Jan-13 14:20:21

I always find the extravagant typos a bit contrived. I have been in some absolutely shocking states in my time but, should the need arise, I've always been able to find my way around a keyboard. i just type a bit more laboriously and am pretty free with the "xx"s.

Nancy66 Tue 01-Jan-13 14:20:58

did the 'pound of minge is so expensive' thread ever end up in classics.

Can't believe people bought that one.

LadyBeagleEyes Tue 01-Jan-13 14:22:25

Jeez, people are grumpy today.

SoleSource Tue 01-Jan-13 14:23:27

Hides thread cannot be bothered. Got slight hangover. I never drink, alcohol is boring.

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 14:24:42

Hi sorry just caught up with this.

I don't mean The Drunk Thread I mean drunk threads in general. If you have a few glasses of wine and come home a little tipsy and decide to post on MN then fine.

I just don't understand posts where the person cannot even put a sentence together like -

hvvvving so ugorg mhcu fuuuuuuuun!! am soooooo ddrnukkk!

I just don't get it.

If people want a few glasses of wine and a chat on here then go for it. I have no problem with 'The Drunk Thread'.

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 14:28:23

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VestaCurry Tue 01-Jan-13 14:28:43

I'm not paranoid either hmm. Just pointing out I'm a pleasant re-addition to MN smile.

SarahRT Tue 01-Jan-13 14:29:09

I don't drink, used to and back in the day and before my wheels completely fell off, had the constitution of a killer whale, but often lurk around the drunk thread, I love it, love happy giddy tipsy people, but when it all gets sad and despairing I suppose it reminds me of dark places where I used to be, the real drunk thread never gets sad.

So Usual please don't stop with your thread, it's sometimes my virtual drunk Friday night, the fun without the effects!grin Sound like a right old bloody saddo.

TapirAroundTheChristmasTree Tue 01-Jan-13 14:31:56

If you don't get it, then don't read it. It really is that simple.

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 14:37:07

Again DON'T mind The Drunk Thread

I DO mind just drunk threads in general.

If you're at the point where you can no longer spell a single word right then I find it odd that it would go through someones mind to post on MN.

I remember on another forum I used people would post

"in tyheqi girllls toooilet haaaving toihhe bbbest niihht eevvver"

Fakebook Tue 01-Jan-13 14:38:28


TapirAroundTheChristmasTree Tue 01-Jan-13 14:40:18

Which is why I said, if you don't get it, don't read it.

Some people come here to chat, whether it be on the drunk thread itself, or on their own drunk thread. It is obviously not what you would do, but we all do things differently - it's one of the things that makes MN as good as it is.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 14:40:23

<Laughs> the trolls have got fat over christmas and need to go on diet!

<sneaks back out>

I'm fat at the moment, and unable to drink. I'm also as grumpy as fuck and found myself wanting to shout get out get out at my bump last night, Rachael off friends style.

So ya all bu to be drinking and having fun, stop it now!

No one says you have to find them funny. Don't like it don't click on them.

I have posted drunk because i was in bed and bored. There isn't a rule against it

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 14:53:53

EIBUToday IMVHO!!!!!!!!!!

And call it "fakey" all you wish. I couldn't give a rats arse. If I was going to fake a thread it would be better then the fact I'm in a bottom bunk grin

Don't like it then you don't have to post on it.

Naysa Tue 01-Jan-13 15:14:47


Reminds of the girls who I used to tutor for drama. Most of them go out clubbing fairly regularly now.

They update their statuses saying how "tis ben a gra5 nitema gurliiies . kuv getin pisd :') "

Just makes me think. Well done. You managed to consume so much alcohol that you can't perform a routine task, such as typing. Aren't you a clever little girl?

Same with random drunk threads. Most of them look fake/exaggerated anyway.

Just silliness really. If you've got nothing better to do than "pots o7n mn totees durnk" then should you really be drinking? Why not do something productive?

TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy Tue 01-Jan-13 15:17:32

Snidey, bitchy threads are worse than silly drunk threads. Thankfully I can't see snd snidey bitchy threads anywhere I may currently have my eyes shut

LadyBeagleEyes Tue 01-Jan-13 15:23:50

grin Honey.
There are a lot of snidey threads today.
It must be all the hangovers.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 15:26:46

so I am sober and here is sentence I look pissed lawyers why am drunk all time without alcohol ? confused

I fixed that one..... still makes no sense, I have a Lawyer in it now

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 15:27:08

I sent dh a text yesterday that looked like a drunk thread but that was because I didn't have my glasses.

That's old age right there. Not posting badly because I have my knickers around my ankles or because I am pissed but I am too blind too type and too old to remember where I left my bloody glasses.

Happy fucking new year grin

Pinot Tue 01-Jan-13 15:29:18

I quaite laike a good old snidey bitchy thread <hugs self>

There were a few stoooopid threads last night, not just yours Sole or SPs. So I don't think the OP was meaning to be snidey - it just turned out that way when we all piled in grin <hugs self again>

Paggy you drunkard

I've been accused of bern stranded and now faking a thread about bottom bunks confused

My phone was full of drunk texts and FB messages last night trying to wish people a happy a new year

Pinot Tue 01-Jan-13 15:32:00

Plus <thinks> if you're going to start an obviously attention seeky thread, then you gotta expect some of that attention is going to be negative. Tis the law of averages.

I never post drunk as I am a soppy, tearful drunk. No-one needs to see that my DH tells me often

Pinot Tue 01-Jan-13 15:32:25

oh xposts

hello <exits>

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 15:33:35

Pinot I don't think the snide comment was aimed at the OP somehow.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 15:35:14

I'd like to see your drunk postings Pinot grin we could cry and be snotty togever!

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 15:36:45

I love everyone even more when I am drunk.

<snogs Pinotblahblahblah >

My friend is a soppy drunk. I love soppy drunks tbh. I'm an annoying drunk grin

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 15:39:36

I'm annoying and soppy = bed please!

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 15:40:25

I'm a cuddller when I'm drunk and I tell everyone how much I love or rarely that I hate them!

And I always want a sneaky fag too...

I smoke to much when I'm pissed. I did my dads head in last night going out for cigs.

He was pissed though. Hes a dancing drunk. Dances even if no music

Pinot Tue 01-Jan-13 15:44:06

Ahhhh Pinotblahblah <couldn't hug self more> ILY Paggy

everlong grin I'm a cuddler too! I even cheek-kissed my FIL on Boxing Day shock That is tantamount to caressing an anaconda.

I quite like a squidge on any given day, wine or no.

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 15:48:42

grin at squidgy Pinot.


Pinot Tue 01-Jan-13 15:53:14

Hopefully less of me to squidge when Biwi kicks my low-carbing arse into gear <sucks in belly> I am a reet fat pat atm.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 16:00:54

Giggling at anaconda fil! I have one of them.. although he didn't get a kiss of me wink

God my clothes are tight too.. going to have a big fat roast dinner tonight then it's miso soup central from then on..

Pinot Tue 01-Jan-13 16:17:30

Yup, I'm having a roastie tonight too. But tomorrow....! Wit wooooo! Skinny minny awaits <dies laughing at self>

Meet me at the cakes, yeah everlong?

SayMama Tue 01-Jan-13 16:17:57

Hahaha ' you don't understand the nastiness ' erm okaaaay then.

Oh God I'm sorry. I didn't realise it was a thread about a specific thread. Just seen it in Chat. I apologise, I see the irony now sad

ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 16:22:03

SayMama it wasn't about a specific thread though.

I think some users thought I was talking about 'The Drunk Thread'

When I was talking about general drunk threads. It wasn't targeted at anyone.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 16:22:19

You're a baddun Pinot.. I can leave cakes. It's booze/crisps/ and drunken chip butties.. with butter. <sigh>

Pinot Tue 01-Jan-13 16:31:14

Ohhhhhh everlong, you sweet-talking temptress. White bread butties, thick cheap butter and oven chips. Smashed together with mayonnaise <continental> or ketchup <traditional>

Apologies for my dribble blush

Pinot Tue 01-Jan-13 16:31:48

Tried it with bbq sauce once. No.

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 16:40:05

Dh got me a machine to make cappuccino. And syrups. Rows of syrups.
I will gain as fast as you lose folks

Just hand me your bobbly bits. It will save time in the long run.

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Tue 01-Jan-13 16:42:39

Ohh... sounds very nice, Pagwatch. Do you like skimmed milk? I can't taste the difference between that and full-fat but it saves a heap of calories.

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 16:46:17

I will have to try it Lying. I have soya milk sometimes because too much ordinary milk makes me spotty. And gnormous.
He gave me the gift of spotty and gnormous.

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Tue 01-Jan-13 16:49:21

You might like it. You have delicious syrups to liven it up. Also - I can definitely recommend hazelnut milk, that's naturally low-cal/low-fat. It's nice on it's own too. Almond milk, not so much, but hazelnut is lovely.

I have visions of you setting up as a very exclusive barrista...

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 16:52:10

Oh thanks! What a good idea. I'll try the hazelnut milk.

I could do a really wanky class coffee morning couldn't I ? grin

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Tue 01-Jan-13 17:00:01

You could, Pagwatch... and make a blog and a youtube thingie and have a lovely Cath Kidston apron to show off your uber-gorgeousness and svelteness. grin

A very nice present to have, is your husband hoping you'll test your recipes out on him?

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 17:11:11

Hahahahaha grin

Nah , he drinks tea. He's just a good egg.

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Tue 01-Jan-13 17:41:26

He is... grin

I make horrible tea... it's so bad. My husband can just whilstle up a perfect cup of tea in seconds... I'm so painstaking and it's completely undrinkable.

You go and rock your new machine, Pag, post the recipes!

TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy Tue 01-Jan-13 17:58:14

Let's face it. All coffee mornings are a bit wanky. At least if you serve wanky coffee you are embracing the wankiness in a rather pleasant fashion.

Pagwatch Tue 01-Jan-13 18:03:57

Embrace the Wankiness.

That's my new years resolution sorted, Honey.

TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy Tue 01-Jan-13 18:48:32

It should be everyone's resolution.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 19:48:31

Who has stolen my name...? I only left it for 2 days.. I am pissed =+ WANKA =


Am I at the annoying stage yet???

I am in RL... grin

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 21:17:13

I am stone cold sober.

As I have been every night since Christmas eve.

Would anyone like a glass of rather nice New Zealand Pinot Grigio?

<proffers wine>

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 21:22:42

I have alcohol not a loit but some!!

I am going to drink it ALL!


I love myspell check..................................almost as much as someone else!

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 21:23:30

Thanks Mary cheers and I am sure a year may have changed or something[unconfused]

Catchingmockingbirds Tue 01-Jan-13 21:36:58

I agree with you scarlett!

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 21:39:12

Whose Scarlett [baffled]?

Catchingmockingbirds Tue 01-Jan-13 21:40:38

confused I don't get the joke sorry maryz.

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 21:40:40

Oh, the op blush. Oops.

I assume (not having read the thread) that someone has pointed out that you don't have to acksherly drink anything at all to be on a drunk thread?

I have to finish the wine before the kids go back to school. But there is rather a lot.

<offers it round>

Catchingmockingbirds Tue 01-Jan-13 21:41:11

grin xpost - nevermind!

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 21:45:22

Sorry catching, it wasn't a joke, I didn't realise the op was scarlett, I thought you were joking about something else

<totally confused>

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 22:01:34

I'm not sober. Again.

I haven't really got a problem. Promise.

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 22:12:30

I haven't either, everlong grin.

It's just that if there is wine in the fridge it has to be drunk. Otherwise it would get lonely.

There will be no more once the children go back to school, so I will have a sober few months.

I'm not drinking. Wish i was though

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 22:14:22


Whats heppneing then? Ahem.. sorry bad chest thorat coild type thing confused

Oh dear not the noty drunk thread - surely notttt..

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 22:15:27

You're a better woman than me..

Even dh said I wasn't allowed anymore tonight. Pfft. Like that's going to make any difference.

Good for you though maryz wink

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 22:15:28

Scarlett Pimpheroutnowpleasenail???

I like the name Scarlett when I drink

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 22:17:14

Oh not the 7th please, actually maybe yes please....

No another weeks insomnia is good! Especially when DC awake,

SO does anyone know how to quit feeling sorry for onces slef?

OMgmyh mouse is upside down../.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 22:31:05

I'm not drunk and I'm not funny.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 22:32:32

Very good imo!

tethersjinglebellend Tue 01-Jan-13 22:34:50

<gives up idea for Friday night crack thread>


Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 22:36:50

I have to say, this bottle is rather naice smile.

I'm glad I'm not really sharing it.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 22:42:32


I am drinking mine straight ...... its gonna get yucky by 8am

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 22:43:10

Is it fierday?

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 22:43:42


Sorry I was knitting......

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 22:47:21

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 22:50:13



I'm obviously not pissed enough.

<pours another glass>

How were your teenagers over NY, TSC? Any drama?

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 22:53:28

I'm not sharing mine <holds bottle tight>

Tsc I couldn't understand that and I'm pissed.. was I supposed to? confused

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 22:58:23

Sorry did someone justjktdlhjkfdjghkldjhkldfjzhgklfdjhklfjxhklf a lot of shit??

I may have missed a post.....

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 22:59:54

I have southern comfort

I have done a bottle all half of it

nah nah nah nah nah................... honestly... people!

Watch your buns btw my baker has very creamy ones, so creamy I never throw them.... wine anybody?

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:00:43

oops that was not a personal attack i am pissed and pretending.... not good i agree night night

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 23:01:55

I will never drink SC.

The first time I ever got drunk was with SC. I was 16 (34 years ago).

Never again [shudder]

I think TSC said something about a pub [helpful]

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:03:02

Could do with a bun fight. Better not though.

FunnysInLaJardin Tue 01-Jan-13 23:04:31

yallcuntz hth

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:04:52

No my baker will get upset

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:05:23


Sorry not working....

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 23:06:35


How could you Funnys sad. I might have to report you.

Is cuntz a personal attack or a spelling error?

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:07:28

grin no that made me laugh. Not the required effect.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:09:44

I am taking this all way.....

I was called a cuntzzzzzzzzzz somewhere, I luffs you too sweetness and lights and erm.. stuff!

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 23:10:53

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

FunnysInLaJardin Tue 01-Jan-13 23:11:09

tis a NY PA on the lot of yea. Yea are all cuntz. Report me all you like, you all knew I had this gun.......<waves gun around like Geoff off the LOG>

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:13:30

tsc <laughs drunkenly> I've tried to read your last post but can't make head nor fucking tail! Seriously... spell it out dude grin

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 23:13:33

I'm having cunting coffee.

I've started my alcohol free January.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:13:39

Actually........... AHEM

<STRAIGHTEN oopsa up>

I take being Yalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll very personally I am nor from Canada and i miss my friend, 2 reasons.....imvho......btwt and things..

Delete her people MNQH cheers btw and happy stuff...

I am not in bed yet?? why not???

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 23:14:38

overly , you wine is not working?

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:14:45

TSC I giggled!!! I am not drunk, my Dc keeps puking sorry tmi = erm.. something = ME!

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 23:15:30

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:15:35

It's southern comfort

YEs I have good back up via a spell checker.... no ha ha ha i am pissed here ....

TheSecondComing Tue 01-Jan-13 23:15:57

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 23:16:46

<twists lips in cunty coffee pout> [jealous]

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:16:58

I feel like I'm on acid.

Overly are you on acid??

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:17:28

I am sorry I am lying I am pissed

I have no idea what I am doing go on yell at me a bit ... I will cry and all I may even find flounce rs corner and check if anyone likes me first though!


Go tell my sweary friends, they know their words when I get lost and silly! once in every New Year!

Feelingood Tue 01-Jan-13 23:18:00

Right get them out MNHQ, they on zee aciiiiiiiddddddddddd

<folds arms>

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:18:08

Overly is giving me a headache

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:19:08

Yeah I wish.... don;t even go there, I had a bad experience through a small square piece of paper one time..I need to go people are gonna hit me and all sorts, I have a face though... it's fluffy... well the kittesns are...


OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:19:42

Go smoke good weed.... if you live in legal weed place... I don't.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:20:55

Ahem.... I shall keep my heartache/headache... oh okay you have it... by bye (attempts to hide thread)

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:21:22

usual thank Christ.. greygoose?

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:23:13

I'm on the wagon tonight,everlong

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:25:38

Rubbish.. what's up with you woman wink

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:27:18

I drank far to much last night.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:30:10

Me too. I shall sort myself out very soon. Having stressful time in rl and need it atm.

Good girl for restraining though.

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 23:35:22

Oi, no weed here hmm.

This is a drunk thread not a stoned thread.

Two of my teenagers were lovely on NYE, TSC.

The third was pissed as a newt and has been recovering today hmm. But has been pretty pleasant, considering grin.

Go to bed Overly. You will be sorry in the morning!

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:35:33

Sorry you are having a stressful time x

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:37:11

My DS has been like a bloody zombie today.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:37:43

Almost there... can someone give my Dc s weed talk soon, he doesn't believe fries your brain imo...oh never mind.. will stress about tthat soon!

I detest weed, who spoke about weed?

Sorry I am being overly silly now....or happy or something...

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 23:39:31

overly, come and join us on the "pain in the arse" teenager thread.

ds1 thinks weed is good for him hmm.

I hate it with a passion.


OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:46:01

Please leave me a link!! I must go to bed, my almost a teenager likes me in bed before he sleep ]confused Good call I can spy on him... not good at 9pm mon-fri working hours though tbh! I don't work though. I won't into that today...tonight/tomorrow..... I would like a late night please!!!

OMg look at the time... bad parent, leave the alcohol go find a bed, beside a child.... MAKE him sleep!

ahem... wow this ahem thing is catching must be my 3rd ahem today oh dear another .... STOP IT SHUT UP AND PRETEND TO SLEEP WOMAN"!!!

Excuse me, I just talked to self??? Allowed...I don't care grin I do secretly though...yes I detest New Year! sorry blush To everyone! I won't go as far as kissing I am almost there though.... it's not even funny I am turning soft

Night night

<Flounces and slams doors, trips over some animals and things, usually finds a bed in end......>

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:47:00

Fucking weed indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's gonna fry your braincells DC............

<leaves without shouting at Dc>

this thread is surreal and yet enjoyable. Particularly the chip buttie description upthread. Thank you for that, it was almost like having one.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:52:56

Aw you're sweet stairs
This thread is fucking bonkers.. and now I want a chip buttie <bugger>

Kayano Wed 02-Jan-13 02:00:21

I had my very own drunk thread once, initiated when I was at a wedding and someone was wearing a white belly top :O

Poor bride lol

I remember that thread fondly lol

OverlyYappyAlways Wed 02-Jan-13 11:38:17

Sorry OP, I am not drinking again, I am not funny, just a lunatic... I mean who else reads this, then goes and gets drunk and comes back and pretends to be sober, that may be funny at 16 or 17, not at my age though, I turn into a lunatic...

Sorry blush I cannot even read back....

Maryz Wed 02-Jan-13 11:45:16

How's the head Overly?


FunnysInLaJardin Wed 02-Jan-13 12:24:12

lol Overly it was like having Gollum on the thread grin

Mind you, you seemed to know what you were on about and that's then main thing!

OverlyYappyAlways Wed 02-Jan-13 12:42:14

Fine thank you... I was hungover at 2.00am, that happens with an insomniac alcoholic, I only ever pass out for an hour.

My son is unwell, I had to look after him last night, no idea how I managed that, I know my bed is broken though, I snapped another 2 things that keep the mattress from being on the floor...walking around the bed did not seem a good option, just break it instead!

Sorry again... blush

Pinot Wed 02-Jan-13 14:47:15

Stairs <curtseys>

Overly I have no clue what you were on about. But it's a no from me.

OverlyYappyAlways Wed 02-Jan-13 14:56:26

Thanks me too

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