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An invasion?

(64 Posts)
HalloweenNameChange Tue 04-Dec-12 18:33:28

Is mn going insane or is that I have been loitering in FWR for so long I forgot what it was like? Seems to be a holy moly trolly round these parts today.

RooneyMara Tue 04-Dec-12 18:40:25

The Kate Middleton threads have had some weird posts.

Sunnywithachanceofshowers Tue 04-Dec-12 22:12:55

There have been some very weird posts today. Even weirder than usual. grin

LimeLeafLizard Tue 04-Dec-12 23:03:03

There have been a few strange posts / threads. The blowjob one is dead weird for a start.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:05:25

I was taking the piss with the pedicure fish and the axe on the blowjob thread, honest. As is everyone else, I think.

But yes, it is little green men time again.

LimeLeafLizard Tue 04-Dec-12 23:09:42

I mean the OP on the blowjob thread is strange. The responses are funny.

I tried googling "mumsnet invasion" but got so many results that I decided against trying to narrow it down.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:12:30

That's good, Lime. I thought I might have come across as a bit of a loon.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 23:12:55

There seem to be some people attempting to incite others into sex chat and quite a few handmaidens popping their pretty little heads up.

LimeLeafLizard Tue 04-Dec-12 23:17:56

Goths grin

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:20:18

I wouldn't know to do sex chat. I tend to talk about gravel deposits.

usualsuspect3 Tue 04-Dec-12 23:21:39

I've been off MN for a few days, is it still weird then?

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 23:22:55

Gravel can be sexy. I've heard.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:23:05

Yeah.

All about that Kate.

usualsuspect3 Tue 04-Dec-12 23:23:59

Kate who? grin

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:24:13

You are a woman of the world, AnyFucker.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 23:24:35

Indeed.

BOFingSanta Tue 04-Dec-12 23:27:15

I've just hidden one about arses.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:28:54

Can I tell you my Royal Conspiracy Theory?

So, Kate Who-Is-She is pregnant with twins, non-identical, girl and boy, and Call Me Dave will change the accession to the throne laws. But The Establishment still wants a male heir so they will make Kate Who-Is-She have an ultrasound-cum-cs and pluck the boy child out first so It Will Be King, even though the girl child would have been born first.

That's what will happen. In my mind.

WorraLorraTurkey Tue 04-Dec-12 23:29:22

It's hard to tell if it's an invasion of weird people or if our weirder regs have just synchronised their weirdness and have become collectively weird at the same time grin

I'm reliably weird all year round so it's nothing to do with me.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:29:52

Yes, the one about arses was uncouth, even for MN.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:30:21

I thought you were in a canal, Worra?

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 23:31:32

what's the arses one about ? Briefly.

WorraLorraTurkey Tue 04-Dec-12 23:32:11

LineRunner can I just say I've never been so happy to see the letter 'c' in that post.

usualsuspect3 Tue 04-Dec-12 23:33:02

Really, you don't want to know about the arse one, it involves scissors.

NoKnidForABed Tue 04-Dec-12 23:33:13

There've been rumours about that too, Worra...

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 23:33:26

erk

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:33:33

Arses thread - poster says they have cut off a pile with nail scissors just prior to giving birth.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 23:33:51

I saw the one about the Bartholin's cyst and the steak knife...that was bad enough smile

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:34:53

I'd have used Wartner.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 23:35:07

Cut off a pile ? I don't beliiiiiiiieve. Bearing in mind a pile is a varicose vein of the bumhole, there would be blood everywhere

HoneyDragon Tue 04-Dec-12 23:35:59

Yes Worra but there is weird and there is weirdhmm. We are getting the latter.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:36:09

Well, this poster said was all lies fine.

WorraLorraTurkey Tue 04-Dec-12 23:37:01

I didn't open the bum thread but I thought the title said they were cutting off a skin tag? confused

TuftyFinch Tue 04-Dec-12 23:37:08

I havn't seen any of these threads? Piles? Scissors? Handmaidens?
I can hear the woman next door snoring.
The cat and the dog keep looking at the window.
Dog keeps barking.
I'm a bit a feared.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:37:18

You know, this actually feels like a normal thread. Thank you.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:38:17

Worra, the skin tag was a ruse.

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry Tue 04-Dec-12 23:39:12

my report finger is warm tonight.....defo invasion. weird weird threads tonight....

PropertyNightmare Tue 04-Dec-12 23:39:52

Oh Linerunner, I will be bloody furious if a boy baby twin is plucked first from the womb [anger]

PropertyNightmare Tue 04-Dec-12 23:40:37

And also angry

TuftyFinch Tue 04-Dec-12 23:40:56

The BB was interesting. but I won the 1000th post grin

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:40:58

What's your favourite weird one, Vicar?

did you get a prize Tufty? i was hoping envy to swoop in last minute and get last word...

TuftyFinch Tue 04-Dec-12 23:50:56

No prize but I think there should be one. It felt good though, like winning bid on eBay grin

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 04-Dec-12 23:51:10

Ew, I hid the bum one without opening it, the title was enough to make me gip.

I haven't opened the cyst one or the BJ ones either. Am I missing anything fun or are they as minging as they sound?

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Tue 04-Dec-12 23:53:38

A bit minging, heading into boring. I just hid the bum one as well.

I'd rather have a row about Nanfucker.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 23:58:31

The cyst one wasn't a trolly one...a bit yukky though, they always are grin

GothAnneGeddes Tue 04-Dec-12 23:59:22

Nanfucker??

Btw Halloween, I have enjoyed your work elsewhere today.

<slinks off to FWR>

RandallPinkFloyd Wed 05-Dec-12 00:02:01

I normally quite like a bit of sporn tbh but I do have limits grin

Nanfucker? Really? You jest surely.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Wed 05-Dec-12 00:02:33

NanFu is Christopher Maloney from X Factor. He has a big anti-fanbase on MN.

BOFingSanta Wed 05-Dec-12 00:02:50

You can't beat a Nanfucker debate.

RandallPinkFloyd Wed 05-Dec-12 00:10:33

Oh, I don't know who that is. I'm not down with the kids blush

I shall crawl back down my hole!

(As an aside has anyone found out where the floaty bar thing has gone, all this scrolling is getting right on my tits.)

What have I missed?

HalloweenNameChange Wed 05-Dec-12 00:44:28

why thank you goth blush

HalloweenNameChange Wed 05-Dec-12 00:45:38

just been loads of obvious trolls, the annoying thing is when you realize but get stuck in to an argument with actual posters because they agree with the damned troll

I miss everything. I haven't spotted anything dodgy. Though I'm avoiding the arse and scissor thread. I refuse to open it due to the fact those two words are together grin

Monty27 Wed 05-Dec-12 00:57:16

WTH is a nanfucker?

I deleted before reading the anal tag thread. Up their own arses some trolls grin

QODRestYeMerryGentlemen Wed 05-Dec-12 06:05:49

Did someone say Worra is in a canal ? I thought we'd worked out yesterday that she was in a canal?

SomeTiggyPudding Wed 05-Dec-12 08:26:13

I too Googled Mumsnet invasion. The Manchester City site suggested it but people said they were to scared of Mumsnetters. grin
Then I found somebody who invaded a parenting site somewhere and had huge grief given to him because of his name. He was a bit put out because it was his real name and not a joke one. His name was Peter File.

I reckon there is a site invading. But who...?

LineRunnerWithBellsOn Wed 05-Dec-12 08:42:15

It wasn't a very good invasion, really.

I wonder if there will be better invaders today.

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry Wed 05-Dec-12 12:48:20

i gave up and went to bed....i was already feeling ropey and the arse/scissors combo tipped me over the edge....

LimeLeafLizard Wed 05-Dec-12 13:03:41

Tiggy those are great!

HalloweenNameChange Wed 05-Dec-12 16:28:39

Peter File, seriously? grin

SomeTiggyPudding Wed 05-Dec-12 16:40:06

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