....to think my name change is rubbish

(76 Posts)
Santasapunkatheart Mon 03-Dec-12 23:00:41

You all have such funky fun name changes but mine is pants. Not nice expensive undies but ones that were rejected by Primark.

Anyway, it's here.

I don't like mine either sad

I like yours though, swapsies? grin

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SageStuffingYourOrifice Mon 03-Dec-12 23:08:02

I actually think it's rather quirky. I now have a vision of Santa with a rainbow died beard, multiple piercings and wearing 20 eyelet cherry red DMs (I know, I know: I'm grossly stereotyping the punk look but you get the picture!)

MrsChristmasVamos Mon 03-Dec-12 23:09:19

Mine's not funky at all. I'm just MrsChristmas.


I really am. wink

SageStuffingYourOrifice Mon 03-Dec-12 23:09:47


WorraLiberty Mon 03-Dec-12 23:09:55

I like it because I keep reading it as Santas spunk at heart grin

I toyed with the idea of changing to WorraLorraTurkey but can't be arsed.

SageStuffingYourOrifice Mon 03-Dec-12 23:10:46

Ugh. Dyed not died!

MrsChristmasVamos Mon 03-Dec-12 23:11:37

Worra That's great ! Change, please ! We need a bit more christmas spirit here. grin

MrsChristmasVamos Mon 03-Dec-12 23:12:31

I read OPs name as Santas spunk too. <dirty mind>

SageStuffingYourOrifice Mon 03-Dec-12 23:12:43

Worra shock

A bit rich, I know, having 'orifice' and 'stuffing' in my NC but a bigger kid made me do it!

apostrophethesnowman Mon 03-Dec-12 23:13:12

I like santasapunkatheart it's quite clever actually.

Worra you have to change it - it's so apt, considering the size of turkeys people buy!

bedmonster Mon 03-Dec-12 23:13:37

I can't even think of one. I've never been witty. sad

SageStuffingYourOrifice Mon 03-Dec-12 23:15:06


PinkFairyDust Mon 03-Dec-12 23:15:23

How do change your name?

McChristmasPants2012 Mon 03-Dec-12 23:16:15

Don't really like mine either, but it takes forever to name change on the phone.

Op I like yours I too read it as santa spunk lol

WorraLiberty Mon 03-Dec-12 23:17:32

Ahh bugger, ok then Lol

Errr...how do I NC please?

And can someone type it very s.l.o.w.l.y so I understand blush

Worra I've found you now!

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MrHankytheChristmasPoo Mon 03-Dec-12 23:20:26

Oh am so glad you two have been reunited! Was just about to say Worra get over to chat, sp's looking for you!
Go to my mumsnet then reg details to name change.

McChristmasPants2012 Mon 03-Dec-12 23:22:13


Hope this work

WorraLorraTurkey Mon 03-Dec-12 23:22:42


WorraLorraTurkey Mon 03-Dec-12 23:23:30

Phew!! That SP will never find me now... never!! grin

PickledInAPearTree Mon 03-Dec-12 23:24:18


apostrophethesnowman Mon 03-Dec-12 23:24:48

Suits you WorraLorraTurkey - here have some cranberry sauce to go with it.


McChristmasPants2012 Mon 03-Dec-12 23:25:36

Good name change smile

WorraLorra you remind me of someone but I can't quite put my finger on it. Btw if you see the other worra about send her my way please

WorraLorraTurkey Mon 03-Dec-12 23:33:39

<< Twirls >> Thanks! grin

SP please don't put your finger on it...Worra says she can't see the TV

Not that I've seen her mind...I mean I don't even know who she is shock

She sounds fantastic though and I wish I was lucky enough to have her living in my minge.

Santasapunkatheart Mon 03-Dec-12 23:35:59

Thank you lovely Lunatic. I adore WorraLorraTurkey!

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry Mon 03-Dec-12 23:36:11

well im struggling. going to attempt to find much witty - er name forthwith.

<drums fingers>

Well if you see her let her know.

She's this tall

<puts arm up to a certain height>

She must still be in then. Internet has obviously been cut off.

WorraLorraTurkey Mon 03-Dec-12 23:43:49

Ok, I'll look for someone who comes up level with the wing mirrors grin

ErrorError Tue 04-Dec-12 00:14:09



All a bit crap. I've run out of Error puns.

WorraLorraTurkey Tue 04-Dec-12 00:21:58

Oh I love the first one grin

SelotapeInMyHairExtensions Tue 04-Dec-12 00:27:12

Error I like the first one.

Mines rubbish but I'm still trying to think of one.

MrHankytheChristmasPoo Tue 04-Dec-12 00:33:43

This name change nonsense is rapidly becoming my favourite bit of christmas smile
Is that a bit sad??



(sorry best I could do)


I like Dingdongerrorlyonhigh

CoolaYuleA Tue 04-Dec-12 00:43:29

I'm not keen on mine - but couldn't think of anything else today as I'm a little sleep deprived.

DingDongErrorlyOnHigh Tue 04-Dec-12 01:51:57

Wheey! First Xmas NC post! smile

Love it DingDong grin

Trying to think of a good nc for Coola but I'm stuck sad

Santasapunkatheart Tue 04-Dec-12 02:27:20


CaliforniaSucksSnowballs Tue 04-Dec-12 04:07:50

I read it as Santas spunk, must slow my reading down.
Mine I was a little pissed off at still being here and everything else I tried had too many letters.

ChristmasSpiritEndorphins Tue 04-Dec-12 05:43:22


AndABigBirdInaPearTree Tue 04-Dec-12 06:09:43

Mine is just too long, but I was feeling uninspired.

ChristmasSpiritEndorphins Tue 04-Dec-12 06:12:49

AndABigBirdInaPearTree I like it, the pear tree is my favorite thing in the 12 days of Christmas.

RobinsBaubleSparkles Tue 04-Dec-12 06:18:25

Worra, now every time I see your name I'll have Cilla Black in my head! grin

I like all the new Christmassy names.

LunaticFringe, what about LunaticSanta? I imagine that he is running around like a lunatic at this time of year!

NervousAt20 Tue 04-Dec-12 06:23:53

I was thinking of "NotNervousAtChristmas" it's not great though, any ideas?

HoHoHoneyBadger Tue 04-Dec-12 06:24:12

Was just thinking the same about Cilla Black. Am feeling in the Christmas spirit with all these festive names smile

AndABigBirdInaPearTree Tue 04-Dec-12 06:59:01

Thank you Christmas spirit smile

ChristmasSpiritEndorphins Tue 04-Dec-12 07:56:46

TheNervousReindeer (Song)

TaggieCrimboBlack Tue 04-Dec-12 08:08:35

Mine is also shit.

NervousAt20 Wed 05-Dec-12 08:30:21

Thanks christmasspirit think ill go with reindeer smile

browniebear Wed 05-Dec-12 08:38:35

I can't think of one, can someone think me up a witty fun Christmas name? Pretty please?smile

Santasapunkatheart Wed 05-Dec-12 09:28:06




Santasapunkatheart Wed 05-Dec-12 09:35:37

I love that image, chris!

browniebearscuddlychristmas Wed 05-Dec-12 10:06:21

Thank yougrin

DawnOfTheDee Wed 05-Dec-12 10:08:20

I can't think of a good Christmas one either. I'm still on my halloween name from 2011 sad

Can someone think of a witty name for me too please? Am in a foul mood and need to feel the festive love



<too much time on my hands emoticon>

ChristmasTreeSurgeon Wed 05-Dec-12 10:25:55

wewereherefirsttowishyouamerryXmas - possibly too long?
wesaidHoHoHofirst ?
Santawasherefirst ?


TwasTheDawnDeeforeXmas Wed 05-Dec-12 10:33:47

Yay! Thank you chrismissymoomoomee! grin

<takes credit for whole name>

You're welcome grin

mypussyiscalledCaramel Wed 05-Dec-12 11:00:09

Any ideas for my name?


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SomeTiggyPudding Wed 05-Dec-12 23:36:31

I think SantaSpunk is quite festive OP. I'm imagining Santa saying "HO HO HO" as it happens.

apostrophethesnowman Wed 05-Dec-12 23:40:07

Sometiggy It's Santas*a*punk at heart.

See what missing an apostrophe does! grin

SomeTiggyPudding Wed 05-Dec-12 23:43:13

Too late. I've now got a mental image of Santa sneaking into ladies' bedrooms and filling their stockings...

apostrophethesnowman Wed 05-Dec-12 23:46:19

Santa would never betray Mrs Claus like that. He just wouldn't.

Santasapunkatheart Thu 06-Dec-12 00:04:41

Santa's spunk would be white, fluffy - the texture of snow.

This talk is vulgar!

Santa did betray Mrs Claus but he said he loved me and he was leaving hee once Christmas was over!

Santasapunkatheart Thu 06-Dec-12 00:10:31

Me too! That white beardy bugger!

shock I thought I was the one for him. I even changed me nickname to prove to him I am his!

Santasapunkatheart Thu 06-Dec-12 00:18:52


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