To not want to see a picture of

(46 Posts)
PinkFairyDust Mon 03-Dec-12 00:01:18

"Blue waffle" on my Facebook newsfeed?!! Scrolled down on my news feed to see a full picture of it - nearly vomited!

shock that is grim.. I'd unfriend them personally..!

PinkFairyDust Mon 03-Dec-12 00:18:26

I just don't want to click on thier profile incase it comes up again!

HeffalumpsAndWoozles Mon 03-Dec-12 00:22:42

I think I'm glad I have so far resisted the urge to google no idea what this is!

SantaIAmSoFuckingRock Mon 03-Dec-12 00:27:05

why did i open this thread.

now i'm going to have to google that to see what it is.

is it anything illegal that i will really regret looking at? if so i wont.

kissmyshineymetalass Mon 03-Dec-12 00:27:07

YANBU it's disgusting,I went on my FB once to find someone had posted a pic of a woman with a massive dick up her arse,I was very glad one of my DC wasn't sat next to me!

HeffalumpsAndWoozles Mon 03-Dec-12 00:33:43

santa come back and tell me how much I really don't want to google it please!

PinkFairyDust Mon 03-Dec-12 00:36:57

You know you want to google!

If it was on my feed (rather than a private group) I'd hide & report the picture.

If fb can delete pics of breastfeeding (wrongly IMO) then they can delete this too.

CuriousMama Mon 03-Dec-12 00:40:01

You don't need to click on their profile to unfriend them. Hover over their name and then you just scroll down. I do it daily smile Even get people asking me why? hmm I just tell them. I'd never ask why someone had deleted me of FB.

CuriousMama Mon 03-Dec-12 00:40:30

Off* FB

Oh and it's not the worst thing to google btw....just sayin'

space docking


one man, one jar


SantaIAmSoFuckingRock Mon 03-Dec-12 00:44:07

it's a slang term for an infected vagina/labia. the infection gives the area a blue tinge. it's definitely not FB material!

<bleaches brain>

Narked Mon 03-Dec-12 00:46:44

I'm amazed you haven't seen it before on here. It's not as popular a that Terry Wogan picture, but it's been linked to more than once.

SantaIAmSoFuckingRock Mon 03-Dec-12 00:49:43

i've never heard of it before.

PinkFairyDust Mon 03-Dec-12 00:58:03

Rudolph - that's just evil!

I know want to know what they are!

But Narked - on here you CHOOSE to click the link, on FB its in your face !!

CuriousMama Mon 03-Dec-12 00:58:27

I was educated on it by mumsnetters.

What Terry Wogan picture?

HeffalumpsAndWoozles Mon 03-Dec-12 01:04:20

Oh lovely, thanks for the warning santa the urge to google has suddenly departed!

rudolph that's mean, but I have resisted so far... <steels self>

I have, unfortunately, seen Mr Wogan in all his glory grin

PowerPants Mon 03-Dec-12 01:07:22

But but but blue waffle is an urban myth. It's just photoshopping I think.

PowerPants Mon 03-Dec-12 01:09:51

Please tell me I am right....

SantaIAmSoFuckingRock Mon 03-Dec-12 01:14:15

well i didn't look too closely so you could be right powerpants grin

Urban dictionary is your friend when it comes to things like these, no nasty pictures. However, one man one jar is NOT for the fainthearted- you have been warned!

<still evil> grin

SagelyEggnogging Mon 03-Dec-12 01:22:28

I am all agog to find out about the Terry Wogan picture!! smile

If I had blue waffle on my FB feed, I would defriend smile

From a quick google, the pic is photoshopped, but 'blue waffle' itself is apparently vaginitis.

Dragon butter is real though......

CuriousMama Mon 03-Dec-12 01:29:34

Terry Wogan picture. I'm pretty sure it's that one SagelyE grin

SantaWearsBlueSuedeStilettos Mon 03-Dec-12 01:33:36

Blue waffle is indeed a myth. It's photoshopped, there is no medical condition that would turn your fanjo blue. However it's still a genuine minge, so shouldn't be on Facebook.

I just googled space docking- it's the only one I didn't know about (although I wish I could forget what munting is!) My poor poor brain!

SantaWearsBlueSuedeStilettos Mon 03-Dec-12 01:36:31

What's wrong with Dragon Butter? Tis a delicious patriotic treat no?


(safe link, promise)

PowerPants Mon 03-Dec-12 01:50:38

I have just seen Terry Wogan's cock.

Not a sentence I expected to type in my lifetime.

PowerPants Mon 03-Dec-12 01:52:04

I just looked up space docking and got lots of pics from NASA.

<snort> at Santa!

SagelyEggnogging Mon 03-Dec-12 03:23:36

Oh my God, I am traumatised for life (again) grin Thanks Curious Mama smile

FellatioNelson Mon 03-Dec-12 06:05:27

I have never heard the term before but now I know what it is I certainly would think less of someone who posted a photo to their fb profile. They would be defended without delay.

StickEmUp Mon 03-Dec-12 07:43:24

Bloody hell! I googled ... Ha!

YuleBritannia Mon 03-Dec-12 07:57:39

OP's message apart, how can I get rid of Tesco messages on Facebook, please? I don't evben know why they appear.

SnoogyWoo Mon 03-Dec-12 08:15:48

Someone sent me a link to Meat Spin at work once...I clicked it with the sound on!!

NadineBeyer Mon 03-Dec-12 08:49:25

Thanks god I didn't Google it!

SantaWearsBlueSuedeStilettos Mon 03-Dec-12 09:55:46

Yule You probably "liked" the page. Just go on and unlike. Unfortunately, If a few friends like or comment on something it'll come up in your feed. This will also happen if just one friend does if there's nothing else for FB to show you IYSWIM. No real way to stop that apart from hiding individual friend's posts. Trouble is, some if the really irritating stuff on my feel is there via actual RL friends that I WANT to see updates on! Grrr.

First world problems.

Cezella Mon 03-Dec-12 10:05:44

Ooh I was well expecting a naked Terry Wogan picture- that link is a little tame!

Vajazzler Mon 03-Dec-12 10:10:20

I just googled 1man1jar thinking how bad can it be......

envy <<<<< my vom face

Alisvolatpropiis Mon 03-Dec-12 10:11:56

I've been wondering what's wrong with dragon butter. It's Welsh butter! <please don't ruin it for me>

SantaWearsBlueSuedeStilettos Mon 03-Dec-12 11:14:28

Cezella you sound disappointed! grin

Narked Mon 03-Dec-12 12:28:29

That's the one CuriousMama grin

And don't google dragon butter ....

RandallPinkFloyd Mon 03-Dec-12 12:41:08

Oh, the do not google list.

Don't be tempted, resist, honestly. It's bad enough coming across these things by accident, don't actively look for them. You'll just feel disappointed in yourself and a little bit nauseous.

The last time I traumatised myself was completely by accident. A friend was going to Belgium for a long weekend and being foodies we were having a look at what would be a typical Belgian breakfast.

She did not order it.

PinkFairyDust Wed 05-Dec-12 18:06:58

There are some really grim things out there!

HairyGrotter Wed 05-Dec-12 18:19:11

What's worse is that I've heard of all of these, and not through Mumsnet...Although I sat through 56 Meat Spins

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