Help, I've lost my mooncup!

(192 Posts)
Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 19:36:57

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

inkonapin Tue 27-Nov-12 19:57:46

Erm. If you've dtd then you'd have realised it was there! Where did you have it ddlast? <sniggers>

ElectricMonk Tue 27-Nov-12 19:59:51

Have you checked your saucepans/utensil-storage-place in case you forgot to remove it after sterilising?

ElectricMonk Tue 27-Nov-12 20:00:44

I do know somebody who has lost 2 by flushing one down the loo and throwing one in the bin while on autopilot, so that's another set of possibilities...

HairyGrotter Tue 27-Nov-12 20:03:19

Oh blimey...surely it would smell if it were lodged or forgotten?! I'd say ElectricMonk's suggestions are more feasible

Jingleflobba Tue 27-Nov-12 20:03:25

You haven't measured any liquid out when cooking lately have you? Served gravy in any interestingly shaped gravy boats??
Have the kids been playing in the bTh with any new toys recently?
Sorry, I'll go now grin

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 20:03:33

Phew! No one thinks it might be up there!
I've checked my sterilising mug!
I've checked everywhere if can possibly think of.

Jingleflobba Tue 27-Nov-12 20:03:42


Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 20:04:42

I asked DCs is they'd seen "a strange squidgy see thro thingy" and neither seems to have. Unless barbie has borrowed it

Jingleflobba Tue 27-Nov-12 20:08:01

Well, Barbie is more realistic than she used to be!
<awaits Mooncup Barbie in Argos next year>

bigpantspam Tue 27-Nov-12 20:09:56

Pmsl @ mooncup Barbie grin

McChristmasPants2012 Tue 27-Nov-12 20:12:38

lol mooncup barbie.

i suggest getting some other form of protection. I wonder if santa makes mooncup could be an intresting thing to ask for smile

McChristmasPants2012 Tue 27-Nov-12 20:13:39

before anyone asks what are they < it tends to go that way>

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 20:16:53

Def can't find it I've ransacked the place.
Maybe like someone said I put it in the bin by mistake.
Still worried its migrated tho!

SofaKing Tue 27-Nov-12 20:25:09

Go to hospital. I was recently utterly humiliated as had mine in during a ct scan, then I had to explain to two male neurologists in their twenties what a moon cup was as it had shown up on the scan.
I have never, ever, been so embarrassed in my life.

But on the plus side, it is medically possible to make sure its not stuck in you without the shame of an internal!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 20:26:31

Oooo good plan! What can I fake to bag myself a CT scan!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 20:27:19

I think I'm going to have to go and do my own internal aren't I and stop being a wimp!

StuntGirl Tue 27-Nov-12 20:29:56

I have yet to use mine but surely you'd know if it was still up there..? confused

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 20:31:40

Surely DP would have noticed?!
Maybe I should ask him!

Proudnscary Tue 27-Nov-12 20:32:10

Oh...sad... the thread title made me think it was going to be about the announcement of Mumsnet The Musical: Help, I've Lost My Mooncup!

SofaKing Tue 27-Nov-12 20:33:19

Claim unusual abdominal pain! I'm sure it can't be up there, they are not that comfortable that you wouldn't notice all month!

No toy soldiers have unusual helmets do they? No dolls with space age hats?

I bet you will find it being used as a toy next week!

JesusInTheCabbageVan Tue 27-Nov-12 20:35:21

Sofaking grin

shock Oh, oh... do your DC have show and tell at school? Do you vet what they take in?

MrsHoarder Tue 27-Nov-12 20:35:36

Can't you just have a bath and go fishing once the kids are in need?

Aside from that, could you have put it in your handbag or overnight bag?

hugoagogo Tue 27-Nov-12 20:39:07

I presume you have had a good rummage?

SirBoobAlot Tue 27-Nov-12 20:43:29

You would know if it was up there...

I would have thought.

Himalaya Tue 27-Nov-12 20:52:23

I don't think it possibly could be inside you.

I lost one too. I think they are off partying somewhere with the odd socks and the teaspoons.

FourArms Tue 27-Nov-12 20:53:26

I found mine yesterday - I'd left in boiling water to rinse about a fortnight ago. The rubber's gone a bit wierd. I'm going to have to bin it aren't I? sad

So OP - look in all your mugs is my advice!

expatinscotland Tue 27-Nov-12 20:55:08

There was a poster here a few years back who regularly had sex with one in place.

But I'm not gonna go any further than that.

McChristmasPants2012 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:04:07

i don't feel mine in place

MissCellania Tue 27-Nov-12 21:04:43

Maybe you left it in CHAT?

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:08:33

Well I've empty the toy box, no strange hats for barbie or rockets for the toy soldiers.
I'm going to have to go check my fanjo ain't I?!

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 27-Nov-12 21:11:36

It might TBH, I would have checked before expending the energy to ransack the house!

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:12:27

Could it be in that funny space between your vagina and your anus?

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:21:46

I'm a bit nervous saggy if I find it its not going to be pleasant is it, its been a month!

hb84 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:23:18

I have a Mooncup and I don't understand how you could think that it could possibly be "lost" up there somewhere. It's massive!

Surely you've had either a fuck or a wank in the past month and would have discovered it then?

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 27-Nov-12 21:26:39

Don't miss words there AKiss! grin

SirBoobAlot Tue 27-Nov-12 21:30:42

I have an image of a mooncup, tea spoon and odd sock ball in my head now.

MissCellania Tue 27-Nov-12 21:33:14

What funny space between your vagina and your anus? confused

Do you have an extra hole?

If you haven't trimmed the stalk much I would imagine it would injure the helmet of anyone brave enough to have sex with you with it in.

Viviennemary Tue 27-Nov-12 21:41:05

These mooncups don't sound like a very good idea to me I'm afraid. In fact they sound really dodgy. I expect there will be some sort of healthy warning on them in the not too distant future.

I would seriously check the barbie thing out, as you can see. She can use them in pretty interesting ways.

ElectricMonk Tue 27-Nov-12 21:41:38

This will sound odd, but is there any chance it's in your dressing gown pocket? I've just remembered that my mooncup (now replaced) is still languishing in the dressing gown I keep at my parents' house because I hid it there after sterilising it in the shared bathroom - I really hope my mum doesn't decide to be "helpful" by popping it in the washing machine...

If not I think your only recourse is to submit a very awkward request to St Anthonywink.

ElectricMonk Tue 27-Nov-12 21:42:34

Viviennemary - menstrual cups have been around since the 1930s, and have received a lot less bad press than tampons...

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:44:48


That would be the Pouch of Douglas. I really don't know whether stuff can get in there. grin

Viviennemary Tue 27-Nov-12 21:45:03

I didn't realise they'd been around that long. Even longer than me. grin

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:46:17

Eeeew ewww eeeeewwww
I found it. In my fanjo. Oh my g .....fucking hell!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:46:37


Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:46:53

"It is named after the Scottish anatomist Dr. James Douglas (1675–1742) who extensively explored this region of the female body."


Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:46:58

Shouldn't I have toxic shock by now?

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:47:29

It was full too (boak)

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 21:47:48

OMFG... shock

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:48:07

Flojo shock

Is it minging? envy <-- vom

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:48:42

It surprisingly didn't smell tho....having said that I didn't get too close to it!

shock just that

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:49:25

I had sex, oh god did he notice and was too polite to say?

ElectricMonk Tue 27-Nov-12 21:50:13

Hang on, does that mean you actually can have sex with a mooncup in? confused

(And I second Euphimia - details, is it horrible?!)

BadRoly Tue 27-Nov-12 21:50:34

Well I was coming on to suggest that you might have accidentally birthed it while shitting but I see I am too late envy <-- another vom face

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:50:34

Seriously I feel really ill now

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:51:01

If you're having sex with someone too polite to say his nob is being poked by your sharp vag, I think you need to have a chat! grin

OrangeLily Tue 27-Nov-12 21:51:28

What!??? Noooooo..... How long has it been up there?!

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 27-Nov-12 21:52:25

Was it upside down?

fengirl1 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:52:57

Flojo - PLEASE put a reminder somewhere to take it out (if you have re-inserted it) at the end of this period! grin But at least mystery solved...... You must be made of very stern stuff but eeeewwwww anyway

NotQuintAtAllOhNo Tue 27-Nov-12 21:53:06

My friends dad was a doctor, he had his surgery in his house. Mum was his assistant. One evening the doorbell rang, a woman who was 3 months pregnant had really bad stomach ache.

Turned out she was not pregnant, but had left a tampon in 3 months earlier.

The state of the surgery floor when friends dad took the tampon out....
They had to call an ambulance. My friend told the story in school the following day, in graphic detail, as she hid outside the door and peeked in through the keyhole.

(Maybe this is the reason why friend opted to never have kids)

I think you need to go see your GP Flojo, just to put your mind at rest.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:54:08

I didn't study it, I kinda panicked and through it in the sink and switched the tap on and ran.
But it was strange grainy brown stuff.
I know I'm gonna have to fish it out the sink before the DCs find it!
Surely i'll have to bin it.
Well I doubt i'll ever wear one again after this. It was on my second cycle with it.
It's been a whole month.
It was my birthday last week, I had sex four times in one night!

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:55:53

I had sex four times in one night

Oh see now you're just bragging.

Fuck off, Mrs Frisky Four Times.


milkymocha Tue 27-Nov-12 21:56:26

Really?!?! Is that possible!?!?

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 21:56:44

Is your DH on the wee side? I mean, if you managed sex 4 times and he didn't knock it out. confused

OrangeLily Tue 27-Nov-12 21:57:25

Hmmmmm four times in one night with a mooncup? Really?! I'm doubtful.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:57:32

saggy it was the right way up and full.
It was surprisingly low down too.
Euph it was our first time together, maybe he thought that was normal for me! It's early days. Having the whole contraception convo was bad enough, let alone the "did that feel good for you huni"
Oh god blush

fusam Tue 27-Nov-12 21:57:42


Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:58:20

Or knock it up, or indeed in where only the good Dr Douglas could find it.

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 21:58:27

Spikey vag is not normal for anyone.

Cortana Tue 27-Nov-12 21:58:28

Have you got the barb cut down to nothing?

LilyThePinkaPinkaPink Tue 27-Nov-12 21:59:10

Four times??????? <faints>

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 27-Nov-12 21:59:29

Just give it a good boil, and stick it back up there!

NotQuintAtAllOhNo Tue 27-Nov-12 21:59:34

Do you think a mooncup can double as contraception? I wounder if they can make them like this

DuddlePuck Tue 27-Nov-12 21:59:45

Was the birthday sex following booze? The first time I met slept with my DH I still had my tampon in. It got pretty well wedged, but he had no idea. Had to go fishing the morning after with a stinking hangover. But they are a bit squishier...

And stick with it, I love my mooncup, but do agree, leave yourself a reminder on your phone or something!

Seem to remember reading somewhere that there isn't a risk of TSS with mooncups, or it is greatly reduced, one of the reasons they're good.

But yeah, minging.

EuroShagmore Tue 27-Nov-12 21:59:51

How is that possible? How?

If only you had known that the contraception convo was probably unnecessary in light of the makeshift diaphragm you had stuffed up there...

SirBoobAlot Tue 27-Nov-12 22:00:35

OMFG shock envy << vom

This is the most vile thread ever. Ew ew ew ew ewwwww.

OP please name change after this as I will never be able to ''look'' at you the same way ever again wink

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:00:42

schro he's not DH only been seeing each other a short while.
But....Erm....actually....he's quite big, bordering on scarily big.
How? How is it possible?
I'm guessing it could have been a lot worse. What if he'd pushed it in to my womb, is that possible?
Do u think he went up the side of it and was too polite to say?
Is he some sort of weirdo? Seriously?

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 22:01:42

This is going to sound bad but, I really need to know the size of your DP's cock...

I want to know the length requirements to use a mooncup as contraception.

frankie4 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:01:50

How did you know that you came on today?

Cortana Tue 27-Nov-12 22:01:55

I know usually it isn't good practice in terms of your vaginal health but I would have a douche tonight and maybe see a gynae if you can. Mooncups are wonderful, however having a load of your body's waste up near your cervix for a month cannot be a good thing for you.

Sallyingforth Tue 27-Nov-12 22:02:19

Are you seeing him again?
He might wonder why it goes in deeper next time. smile

DuddlePuck Tue 27-Nov-12 22:02:31

You'll laugh about this one day.

Maybe hmm

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 22:02:47

X posts. Are you sure you didn't just think he was big if you had been drinking?

Otherwise he must have a weird thing for being stabbed in the knob.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:03:30

Ah yes duddle he was quite.... very drunk and the 4th time was first thing in the morning and he couldn't finish, but I put that down to it being the 4th time not it feeling wrong.

dementedma Tue 27-Nov-12 22:05:16

Can't believe you had a full moon cup up there for a month, and also that you had sex four times in one night!

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 22:06:40

Quint I think you're onto something with the Diabolo Mooncup™!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 27-Nov-12 22:06:56

He thinks you have an odd vag then.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:06:57

frankie the usual signs, I was due and my knickers were messy! The mooncup was full. Maybe I came on yesterday and it overflowed, maybe it was pretty empty til recently. Tho was strange grainy stuff so I'm guessing a bit of both.

Stem was completely trimmed off, but still...

I'm strangely fascinated by this thread.

DuddlePuck Tue 27-Nov-12 22:07:40

Obvious solution - have sex with him again as soon as possible to convince him your weird shaped cock-jabbing Fanjo was just a drunken figment of his imagination (assuming you want to...).

MummysHappyPills Tue 27-Nov-12 22:07:40

I lost my Mooncup too! I had just moved house and didn't know where I'd packed it so used tampons for a bit, but I never did find it! I often wonder where it ended up... blush

SoldierKatnissEverdeen Tue 27-Nov-12 22:08:46

I can't decide whether to vomit, or psml at quint's suggestion.

But has definitely put me off using the mooncup that has been sitting in my wardrobe for 2 years...

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:09:03

schro I'm not sure now. I don't think the drink, but wonder if I thought he was too big...because it didn't fit properly.

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 22:09:56

So he probably wasn't that big? Just a bit cock blocked.

Set a reminder on your phone next time!

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 27-Nov-12 22:10:53

Ok I really don't mean to be crude but surely you'd need a massive-vag to tiny-cock ratio to manage it 4 times in one night with a mooncup in there as well.

Did you not notice you'd been dry all month?

And how did you find out you'd come on? confused

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 22:11:04

Pouch of Douglas, MummysHappyPills, Pouch of Douglas. <taps nose>

Next time you fuck he'll be thinking 'hmm it feels a lot more spacious in here tonight'.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:11:25

demented it was our first time together so I guess he had some to prove....and it was my birthday!
But how did he not spill it of anything?
Def no blood during sex.

I didn't have much to drink. He did tho but must have been sober for morning sesh

Cortana Tue 27-Nov-12 22:12:11

He's probably at down the pub with his mates home wondering what it was. You ever see the film Teeth?

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 22:14:24

Next time it'll be like flinging a sausage up a close/ginnel/alleyway/dialect word of your choice!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:14:28

No cortana do tell, a fanjo with teeth?!

Didn't notice dryness, but as u can probably tell I haven't been routing about down there for some time!

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 27-Nov-12 22:14:31

Sorry, I'm just oddly fascinated and puzzled in equal measure blush

maddening Tue 27-Nov-12 22:14:34

no - it would've been worse if it had come out during sex - especially in the early days.

maddening Tue 27-Nov-12 22:15:20

or during oral sex sad

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:15:22

Laughing at those shocked at four times!
I had a whole thread on that, 4 times!
This thread is way TMI !

I'm more shocked that you can poo with a mooncup in place. I could never forget to take mine out as I don't have room up there to poo with it in.

fengirl1 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:18:09

Sallying - just gringringringrin

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 27-Nov-12 22:18:28

I had sex 5 times in one night once <<looks wistful >>

It was 10 years ago. I've now been single for a year. I think it might have healed over sad

milkymocha Tue 27-Nov-12 22:19:08

Iam concerned for your health flojo and fasinated me at the same time! blush
Have a mooncup in my amazon basket - might leave it now, am quite forgetful!!!

whattodoo Tue 27-Nov-12 22:19:20

I thought only chickens had a pouch of Douglas

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:19:40

I'm equally as puzzled!

hugoagogo Tue 27-Nov-12 22:20:05


SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 22:20:08

Can you please tell us if there was oral involved? Really bugging me and I need to know.

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 22:20:27

Look here I'm 46, been with DH nearly 19 years - four times a night is a source of great fascination to me. A bit like hearing about the Moon landings. I know I experienced it, but I'm buggered if I can remember it!

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 22:21:43

whattodo Are you suggesting Dr Douglas was worrying the chickens of Edinburgh as well as its women? shock

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:22:20

I got DS a salt water nasal spray to help with his hearing difficulties. He doesn't use it anymore.
So I've just sprayed half a can of that up there.
I'm sorry but TMI on here is one thing, but I'd have to be pretty ill to fess up to my GP.

I was hoping u lovely MNers would be able to shed light on it, but clearly u are as puzzled as I am!

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 22:23:13

Did he go down on you with it in?! Please tell me...

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:24:46

No oral and I've been trying to think since I found it whether he put his fingers in, but I don't think he did or if he did, he didn't for long now I know why! (he concentrated more out the outside, sorry! blush

Cortana Tue 27-Nov-12 22:25:41

Salt water? Yeah that'll help. hmm

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:25:49

I dont know why I keep doing the blush emoticon, its gone a little beyond that!
It's 4 times enough? U want oral as well? grin

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 22:26:24

I don't think we could shed light on it without one of these.

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 22:26:41

So no foreplay then? confused

No foreplay even through 4 times and he couldn't tell you had a mooncup in? He doesn't sound a great lover tbh.

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 27-Nov-12 22:26:41

Salt water nasal spray shock <<clenches>>

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:27:47

Euphemia I should fess up, the first one only lasted a matter of minutes if not seconds so round 2 followed shortly after and was much more relaxing!
(round 3 at 4am, round 4 at 7am ish)

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 22:28:03

No, I was actually hoping for no oral. I mean, I don't mean to be rude but after all that time it must have really smelled bad...

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 22:30:16

*Softcup® Menstrual Cup
Mess-Free Sex on Your Period See Why Women Love Softcup!*

Haha! That's the ad that just came up at the side!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:30:20

U don't think I should have used salt water?
It's saline, that's what saline is, its sterile water used to clean wounds etc and luckily this is in a bottle with a nozzle that sprays. So I sprayed it up til it all ran back out.

Himalaya Tue 27-Nov-12 22:31:32


Am I the only person who can't poo with a mooncup in? Maybe my pouch of Douglas is missing.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:32:13

I've just cleaned the cup, and surprisingly it doesn't smell at all. Strange really, as usually it smells after a few hours up there, nevermind a month, and its not discoloured or damaged in anyway.
All very odd.

maddening Tue 27-Nov-12 22:32:44

salt water bath and a glass of wine

saldoozer Tue 27-Nov-12 22:32:53

This thread is weirdly fascinating. I doubt the saline will do any harm.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:33:46

AKiss I do worry I might give birth to it at that point, but clearly after a months holiday the mooncup is going nowhere.
Surprising really, as it never sealed very well either.

maddening Tue 27-Nov-12 22:33:47

saline water isn't sterile water I don't think

maddening Tue 27-Nov-12 22:34:13

as in a don't think there's any salt in sterile water

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:36:23

maddening I feel like I need brandy not wine!
I feel strangely jittery about the whole thing.
If you's werent here I think I'd be pacing the room or something.
How did I not get TSS? Could I still have it? Could I have a delayed reaction?

laurenamium Tue 27-Nov-12 22:38:09

I have just read this thread with this face --> shock all the way through!

You definitely need to have sex with him again to show him you don't actually have a weird vagina!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:38:57

If you's weren't here I'd have probably rung DP (or whatever I should call him) could think of a few choices after this! and asked him outright!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:40:45

lauren that thought did actually cross my mind, in between worrying if my fanjo smells like somethings crawled in and died. Despite showering and spraying DS's random bottles up there!

maddening Tue 27-Nov-12 22:41:42

I doubt you have tss - you'd likely know by now and it's out. have a bath as that wouldn't hurt and might make you feel better

MrsReiver Tue 27-Nov-12 22:41:55

AKiss Nope, you're not the only one! I've never been very good at multi tasking though....

laurenamium Tue 27-Nov-12 22:42:07

If it smelt that bad you would definitely be able to smell it! Ring him! and report back grin

I wouldn't bother having sex with him again TBH. He didn't bother with any foreplay then came within seconds. I'd sooner have a weird, stabby vagina than be him in this scenario.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:45:38

I think I'd scare him off for good if I rang him! He's quite prim n proper. Pulls cats bum faces when I swear etc. He'd proper die of shock if I asked him if his cock was banging some foreign object in my fanjo.
yes I have told him he's a wet lettuce, several times

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 27-Nov-12 22:46:27

Actually, attack us the best defence. Call him up and say: 'You were sooo drunk yesterday, I bet it's all a haze'. And he'll then say: 'Oh yes, I though I was fucking a hedgehog'. You'll laugh in pearly way and say: 'Oh and I though you had a huge cock! Guess we both were wrong.' all sorted.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:48:34

AKiss it had been a few yrs for both of us. Surely he's entitled to a lil slip up? I was quite impressed I had such an effect on him that he lost control tho clearly it was the mooncup effect. Maybe it had a cock ring type feel to it and did it for him.
Maybe he thought it was something kinky, hence the quick timing.

laurenamium Tue 27-Nov-12 22:48:52

grin drink!

MissCellania Tue 27-Nov-12 22:49:03

Its silicone, it can't cause toxic shock. You can have silicone in your body for a long time with no problems. Anyway TSS is caused by Staph infection (which will grow on the fibres of a tampon, but not on silicone), not a foreign body.

"I thought I was fucking a hedgehog" grin

fuzzpig Tue 27-Nov-12 22:49:53

Bloody hell (no pun intended, obv hmm)

Sex with a mooncup?! Just... how...

(Morbid curiosity - I'm not asking for tips grin)

Give it a month of pump, pump squirt action and you won't be impressed or flattered any more.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:51:04

Drink pmsl at "fucking a hedgehog"
It was last week....actually nearly 2 wks ago.

MarianForrester Tue 27-Nov-12 22:51:43

I lost one once. Forever. Who knows?

MarianForrester Tue 27-Nov-12 22:53:13

Just read whole thread (I know I know) Scared to look tho, that was about a year ago.....

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:54:40

AKiss the other 3 times were much better! And I didn't mind the quicky since he only rest for about 15 mins til the next time

I keep remembering things from that night and thinking...HOW?!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 27-Nov-12 22:54:45

So it wad 2 weeks ago and you haven't done it since confused.

3b1g Tue 27-Nov-12 22:56:16

You should always know where all of your mooncups are. It's like surgical swabs in theatre; you count how many go in and you make sure the same number come out again...

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 27-Nov-12 22:56:26

Ok, in all seriousness though, mooncups are quite big.

You honestly had full sex 4 times and neither of you noticed?

I'm not sure he's a keeper.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:56:29

Maria go look now! Everyone told me it wasn't possible to be to there and look where it was hiding! Glad I ignored u MNers for a change

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 22:59:06

Drink not since no, we went out the other times. Last night was first evening he was here since, he did try kissing me on the sofa but I hadn't shaved my legs for those 2 weeks! as I was late finishing work last night so I asked him if he wanted a cuppa instead. Bless him, he's a gent!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 27-Nov-12 22:59:49

Do you think he smelt a rat and now doesn't want to instigate it again? wink

A gent with a masochist dick-stabbing fetish smile

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:01:34

Randal I am a bit worried about what on earth he thought it must have been. Surely he noticed something didn't feel right, or maybe since he knows I have DC he thought it was some weird post DC contraption, I dunno. Who knows how a blokes mind works.
He's def the kinda guy not to say anything tho.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:02:39

Probably did smell like a rat drink

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 27-Nov-12 23:04:37

I probably have more where it came from but din't want to push it grin.

Have sex with him ASAP and tell us about it!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:05:13

Normally I listen to MNers, like when you all convinced me to leave the bastard cock lodger last year.

But I just had that feeling tonight, that I couldn't think of anywhere else it could be.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:06:06

Lol drink don't u think that its already TMI for one thread!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:07:36

Well he's supposed to be coming over tomorrow eve....but I'm on now!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 27-Nov-12 23:09:59

We You'll have to wait till it finishes then. sad Although if he didn't mind a stabby foof he might not mind AF... At least it won't poke him in the eye.

<def going to sleep now>

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:13:48

Night all!

flow4 Wed 28-Nov-12 00:07:19

grin grin
I've just about stopped laughing now, so I thought I'd just pop along and post this little snippet of serious info that explains why you haven't got a vaginal infection and probably won't get one. smile

Squirting yourself with saline might have rinsed out some of the 'friendly bacteria' in your vagina and lowered its natural acidity slightly; but most salt water is pretty close to 'neutral' like fresh water, and in any case your body will probably sort itself out again by the end of your period. If you want, you could help a bit by eating plenty of live natural yoghurt over the next few days or putting a bit of it up your vagina - seriously - that works for thrush too! grin

And thanks for entertaining me this eve, Flojo! grin

WelshMaenad Wed 28-Nov-12 00:10:07

My husband put mine in the recycling, he thought it was an old laundry liquid receptacle.

Euphemia Wed 28-Nov-12 07:07:14

Either you have very small laundry liquid dispensing cups, or a huge vag! shock

valiumredhead Wed 28-Nov-12 08:36:26

I'm not envious of a sex life where a dp can't tell if his partner has a moon cup in ( I mean, they are HUGE!!)

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 09:10:53

I keep remembering snippets of info that make me wonder why I didn't realise sooner.
A couple of weeks back I was obsessed I had constipation or something more sinister. It felt blocked yet I couldn't quite put my finger on why literally!
I've had funny tummy pains to the point where I was day dreaming about the times I was pregnant thank fuck its a mooncup and not a baby!

MummysHappyPills Wed 28-Nov-12 15:36:42

Maybe he thought it was a diaphragm?

McChristmasPants2012 Wed 28-Nov-12 18:17:01

Omg at least you found it, should have read it while eating a spag Bol

McChristmasPants2012 Wed 28-Nov-12 18:17:24

Shouldn't have

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 19:22:04

He's here now. I'm resisting the urge to ask him if he noticed anything different!
Tho I'm tempted! If he says no I think i'll run for the hills!

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 21:50:56

So the conversation went "was it ok?" ...."yes it was great"..."so it didn't feel any different then?" ..."different to what?"...."oh just different"...."dont know what u mean"....."oh nevermind then".

Oh well I'm guessing he didn't notice then!
I'm just glad it didn't pop out on the end of it!

It not making a grand entrace/exit, at the end is something to be bloody grateful for!

Please do come tell us how it is without the mooncup and if he says anything after.

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 22:15:46

Ha well at least he came back for more (though slightly worried about that one)

MrsReiver Wed 28-Nov-12 22:49:09

You think he'll be disappointed the next time when it's absent?

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 22:50:25

Ha never thought of that!
I was thinking more alone the lines of him being very odd not noticing!

I actually asked dp if hed notice, he said without trying he couldn't honestly answer, BUT, he was that impressed he got to have sex with me his head wasn't fully in the game iyswim, the first few times it was more an inner monologue of "I'm the man" type shit I imagine, his friends agree so hope your new dp is like these and so busy cheering himself on to begin with the next time you have sex is when he's properlu focused!

valiumredhead Thu 29-Nov-12 07:54:03

Never mind how he could not tell, how could YOU not tell? shock

This will never do - you're creating an urban myth here! I have a hard enough job trying to convince the girls in my 'coming of age' girls' groups that the moon cup is an option (for swimming, dancing etc) - now they'll come back to me with the story of the lady who lost hers and it turned up atop her new-born's head!

MightTinge Fri 30-Nov-12 19:13:21

I just howled with laughter thrice!

Fucking a hedgehog

Glad he didnt pull out with it on the end

Newborn babies with moon cup-hats.

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