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i haven't been sleeping and i look like shite, i'm wearing my really comfy but old jogging bottoms, hoody with bleach stains and poor attempt at uggs, i washed my hair last night and left the conditioner in and haven't wached it out yet so it's up in one of those hideous loopy hair style thingys with straggly bits all over, i'm on my period and cramping like mad, the dcs are nearly scratching each others eyes out, ds1 has already put his pyjamas on and i'm not changing him to go out, if i bump into anyone i know i will DIE of shame at the state of myself but i NEED something! there is no chocolate in the house and it's friday!

i will kill anyone who says IABU.

so am i?

does anyone want to go for me? i actually WILL die if anyone sees me like this buying a bucketload of chocolate.

YANBU

I sent dd.

You act like you are original. This is me every night occasionally.

YAsoNBU. If your local shop has the self-service checkout you should use that and minimise your interaction with other people.

No just go! Nobody cares out there.

Buy a huge carrier bag full.

i'm not going to chance asda sefl checkout. too many people. i'll go to the smallest shop that is furthest from my house which hopefully only has late office workers stopping in for cigarettes on their way out of town.

ok i'm gone

I'm like this but it is because I am very fat.

Bribed your next door neighbours kids to go for you. I was soooo happy when my neighbours daughter turned 18 and she could get my wine for me

Hope you have got a shopping list for us head down and go for it!

YANBU. Please get me some, too.

i'm baaaaack!

ok i have for your consumptive? pleasure

mccoys flame grilled steak crisps
mint club multipack X2 because they were on offer
twix multipack 9+3 free for £1
2 x smarties for the dc
and a bar of bourneville for me

the kettle's on -dig in!

That all?
You dieting?

Mmmmmm mint clubs, you go girlfriend, have one for me too as I'm trying to give up sugar (hides twirl wrapper under sofa)

sorry sole. i'll take ages to eat it all if it makes you feel any better?

Jealous I am

Enjoy!!! Sounds lovely

Can I JUST have a sniff? I'm on a diet and there's only 3 calories in a sniff.

<wafts mint club under myne>

and no-one recognised me either <feel like a sleb>

Annoyingly, this happens to me, and mine are too young to leave. Tonight I HAVE chocolate but I'm craving something savoury...pretzels would go down really well!

Yuffie have you tried the chocolate covered pretzels, salt And chocolate heaven.

<rummages>

i have no pretzels. i do have popcorn?

OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! I have popcorn too! I forgot about that and I can have some on my diet!!!

I'd like galaxy or perhaps malteesers (or both)

the best i can nowoffer is twix or club?

<curses self for not getting some galaxy.>

No! I have popcorn - that won't do. I have cereal bars but they're to healthy. I WANT CHOCOLATE. Now look what you've done.

Too healthy even!

sorry. that's all i have. you can have the crummy bits from my McCoys if you like?