To think that this is irresponsible of ITV and that someone should intervene? UPSETTING CONTENT

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BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:07:03

Apparently, Denise Welch is interviewing Wand Erection (One Direction) on tomorrow's Loose Women.

Which genius arranged that?! Notorious randy young-lad groper Denise let loose with Britian's premier pretty boy band.

I fear for Harry Styles's chest. I bet Denise will be clawing at it like a middle-aged divorcee in a Yates's Wine Lodge.

squeakytoy Mon 12-Nov-12 13:08:01

Ah but Harry recently said he wouldnt go out with a woman older than his mother.. so he should be safe.

grin

Filibear Mon 12-Nov-12 13:08:37

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BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:11:07

Poor boys. I hope they have doused themselves in Randy Auld Bird repellant.

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 13:12:49

Shouldn't this be in Sleb Twaddle?

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:19:13

Shouldn't you be on your street corner?

BreeVanDerTramp Mon 12-Nov-12 13:21:51

How distressing, it's live too isn't it?

Bet she wears that hideous red dress with plunging tits neckline.

BelleDameSousMistletoe Mon 12-Nov-12 13:23:44

Oh God. I hate that bloody programme and now I'll have to record it. Just to see...

Thanks, Bups. hmm

Filibear Mon 12-Nov-12 13:23:45

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Shouldn't you be on your street corner?

Bups I love you..

that is all...

{grin}

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:24:45

I bet the Wandies are crapping their loads sad

I feel like setting up a JustGiving page for them.

BreeVanDerTramp Mon 12-Nov-12 13:28:02

I think it will be DW who is just giving bups sad

Mandy2003 Mon 12-Nov-12 13:30:09

They should demand a chaperone!

Nancy66 Mon 12-Nov-12 13:30:30

we had dinner with someone last week who worked with OD on their new album and swears blind that Harry ain't into da ladies at all.....

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:30:46

grin Bree.

She will do her listick extra good tomorrow, I bet. i.e OVER her natural lipline.

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:31:12

Well, I have heard that too, Nancy...

Nancy66 Mon 12-Nov-12 13:33:04

shame, if it's true, that he (or more likely his management) want to paint him as an insatiable Casanova type

bananaistheanswer Mon 12-Nov-12 13:36:09

swears blind that Harry ain't into da ladies at all.....

explains the OTT 'ladeez man/boy' tag he's acquired. It's all a bit desparate really.

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:41:35

Well if you think about it... He had a frisson with Caroline Flack who is bestmates with Nick Grimshaw, who HS is rumoured to be the boyfriend of...

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 13:43:00

They wear each other's jumpers and jackets. wink

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 13:44:32

That is exactly who I would have lined up to do the interview. What fun! I hope someone is standing by with a bucket of cold water!

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:48:26

And some neutering shears...

Ahhh it all becomes so clear. Him and grimmy. Kicks self for not realising sooner

Filibear You've just given me a hideous mental image <vom>

LittleIllusionMachine Mon 12-Nov-12 13:56:30

I can confirm that the rumours about HS are not true.

Well. If they are, he hides it very well!

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:58:27

And you know this how, LittleIllusion?

Come on. Spill!

Littleillusion Are you one of his cougars?

BelleDameSousMistletoe Mon 12-Nov-12 14:06:39

I work with someone who lives opposite him. She says the place is surrounded by gawping girls. I'll have to ask for more info... (Oh, and her dog crapped in his drive/garden which she took to be an excellent critique of the latest album). grin

LittleIllusionMachine Mon 12-Nov-12 14:07:00

grin I probably should have namechanged!

Friend works in a job where she meets slebs all the time, pulled him last month. Apparently very average in all aspects. She was worried about him seeing the 1D calendar she has ha ha!

There are more people I could tell you about but I don't want to out myself!

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:08:39

"There are more people I could tell you about but I don't want to out myself! "

You CANNOT say something like that and not say anything!

LittleIllusionMachine Mon 12-Nov-12 14:09:20

Haaa! Oh nooooo I can'ttttt

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:10:24

DOOOO IT! (cha cha cha) DOOOO IT! (cha cha cha)

Flimflammery Mon 12-Nov-12 14:10:42

She was worried about him seeing the 1D calendar she has ha ha! That sounds like an episode of Extras grin

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 14:13:43

Well Denzie should behave herself now she's engaged to Lincoln Townley. wink

Tell us <stern face>

AlistairSim Mon 12-Nov-12 14:22:41

Do you think there will be production staff in the background with nets and tranq guns in case Denise takes a leap?

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:41:42

"She's getting a bit close to Zayn. Fire the dart!"

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:42:07

I would have loved to be in that production meeting.

Chickens, fox, chickens fox...

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:42:36

Is Lincon Townley a person, car or town?

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 14:43:44

A person Frontpaw. A real life man and not a Dickens character as he sounds.

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:44:50

Does he know about Denise?

JenFawkes Mon 12-Nov-12 14:45:24

If you don't want to out yourself then namechange and spill all the juicy gossip.

It probably won't make any difference to me as I wouldn't know 1D if they walked in the room and have never heard of Nick Grimshaw

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 14:47:17
Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:48:17

So not gay at all then.

I don't know any gossip, I just have a furtive imagination.

CheerfulYank Mon 12-Nov-12 14:48:21

I know next to nothing about any of these people, yet find myself fascinated.

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:49:16

It is like watching a car crash or picking a particularly large scab off your knee. Compelling.

Absy Mon 12-Nov-12 14:50:20

I'm sorry LittleIllusion, but it's the LAW on MN that you can't jsut come on and go all "I know buttloads of juicy gossip, but I can't tell you" or "I'll tell you in an incredibly cryptic way taht will drive you all crazy for two years" hf129785

I saw that advertised (I was at the gym, I had no choice but to watch Loose Women, the other option was paint drying, I mean golf) and just cringed, so much, my stomach turned inside out.

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:50:58

I am worried for Lincoln Townley.

He looks like a splice between Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and Phil Collins.

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 14:53:16

Snogging WARNING!!

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:55:54

There goes my lunch, Sparkling envy

Absy Mon 12-Nov-12 14:59:38

"He looks like a splice between Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and Phil Collins." that's so true!

I WANT GOSSIP

I'm very bored. I'm having to work and everything.

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 15:00:44

Here's another one for you Bupcakes with the XH. shock DOUBLE WARNING!!! Back away from screen before viewing.

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 15:02:49

OHMYGOD Sparkling that is FOUL.

Whose tongue IS that anyway? Bleeeeeeeee!

They're like the randy uncle and aunty who can't contain themselves at family do's.

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 15:04:18

I don't know Bupcakes. I just googled her and that's the sort of image that appears. confused I will go and find a naice pic now.....

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 15:05:31
BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 15:06:36

That is actually the least offensive picture I've ever seen of her. At least she isn't flashing that greige bra or got her tongue shoved into a man's face hole.

Here's a nice photo of Denise

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 15:13:10

sad Fatima. Lovely one for the family album.

Ffs why do I always click on these things sad

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 15:15:42

LOOK AT ME!!! TBF she looks quite good.

I'm hoping some of these photo's will shock me in to going in to labour.
She does look quite good in that photo

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 15:27:11

Yes, i will allow her her bikini moment Fatima but it doesn't make up for all the hideous ones. grin When's the baby due?

TerrorNotSoFrightened Mon 12-Nov-12 15:33:04

Does her belly button look very odd in that bikini pose?

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 15:34:25

It's not quite there is it Terror? Mmmm do you suspect airbrushing? shock

KinkyDorito Mon 12-Nov-12 15:43:14
SamuelWestsMistress Mon 12-Nov-12 15:43:24

Good old Denise Felch. She really could be Kerry Catona's nan.

Denise Welch offered my DP a BJ at a wedding last year! I was there, as was her husband!!!!shock

(perhaps contributing to the reason he is her XH!)

SamuelWestsMistress Mon 12-Nov-12 16:12:20

She'd probably offer actual Terry Wogan a blow job.

I bet she even put fear into Jimmy Savile.

Terrywoganstrousers shock
And thanks, you've just brought back the image of Terry Wogans cock that I'd been tryin to erase from my mind grin

Sparkling - 11 days, anytime now would be good though, I'm so over being pregnant

prudencesmom Mon 12-Nov-12 16:20:43

Terry haaaa! Hope he declined? wink
I REALLY cannot see the appeal of Harry noStyle. I REALLY cant confused

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 16:51:42

shock but not surprised at DW offering MrCock a BJ. She's got more front than Blackpool that one.

JamieandtheMagicTorch Mon 12-Nov-12 16:56:25

I saw Harry Hairstyles doing his shopping last weekend. Fact. He looked like he had been caught in a severe crosswind.

I hear he can handle himself with an older laydee

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 16:57:26

Was the BJ any good, did yoyr DP say Terry?

Fatima not long now then hopefully. Are you at the lying on the sofa hoovering biscuits stage? DS1 is 13 and I'm still trying to lose that weight. sad

ExitPursuedByABrrrrrrr Mon 12-Nov-12 16:57:59

<faints>

She was frightening, I hope think he would have declined even if I hadn't been there shock

He was horrified grin

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