CUNT WEEVILS AND ARSE BISCUITS

(53 Posts)
InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:24:44

That's it really.

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:25:37

I'll see your cunt weevils and raise you a large spreading pool of warm bottom gravy.

grin

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:26:40

fair enough grin

Bluestocking Sun 07-Oct-12 21:26:44

Here's a great sticky blob of fannysnot for you.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:27:19

were you saving it 'specially Blue?

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:29:58

Thought this might be a Father Ted thread, lol grin

Cunt bucket.

Bluestocking Sun 07-Oct-12 21:32:38

No, Weasel, I can usually summon up a fair old helping!

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:33:00

we haven't mentioned flange pops for a while either <<muses>>

AnyaKnowIt Sun 07-Oct-12 21:34:26

So the rumours about this place are true shock

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:36:03

Sadly .....yes.

Although the jury's still out over the Wank Badgers and whether they are the real cause of recent outbreaks of T.B (The Bumsex)

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:41:23

Everyone knows that Downton Abbey and the watching thereof causes bumsex. Doesn't everyone know that?

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:43:58

Not the people that want to Quell the Wank badgers.

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 21:45:50

<waves>

I came here from Most Active, you will be pleased to know [supportive]

Oldandcobwebby Sun 07-Oct-12 21:46:33

I'm pretty new here, so I could be easily wrong. However, I think I could toss in a jizz crust.

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:47:11

I have no problem with Wank Badgers doing the BumSex, but digging holes in my garden is a no no.

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 21:47:13

Welcome to mumsnet Oldandcobwebby, you will obviously fit right in grin

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:48:18

I wonder if the Wank Badgers have had their day? What's the word on the street for the Next Big Thing?

SoleSource Sun 07-Oct-12 21:48:27

Arrr weasel shipmate!

Gis me parrot back

MamaMumrOrangeTheGolden Sun 07-Oct-12 21:49:12

Your lady garden? The bastards.

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:49:54

Lady Garden even. Bloody telephone.

Oldandcobwebby Sun 07-Oct-12 21:49:56

The word on my street is SLOW in big white letters

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:50:57

LOL cross posted Mama :-)

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:51:25

Fuck. That's why I flattened that group of nuns. Thanks for the heads up!!

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:51:39

It's not a parrot. Its secret squirrel. That's why it looks like a parrot.

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 21:52:25

There was a squirrel in my garden today. My cat was trying to chase it up a tree [irrelevant fact]

Oldandcobwebby Sun 07-Oct-12 21:52:44

Squashed wimples are the next big thing, perchance?

WorraLiberty Sun 07-Oct-12 21:54:56

I wonder if the Wank Badgers have had their day? What's the word on the street for the Next Big Thing?

Yes they're sitting in their Wank Badger retirement homes, staring whistfully out the window at the fuck ferrets, wondering where it all went wrong.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:54:57

I thought cats could climb trees Maryz?

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:55:23

Fucking fuck ferrets

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:55:52

Fuck Ferrets! Now there's an idea I can warm to!

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:57:16

The Wank Badgers are hiding from the roaring stags (it is October after all and the stags balls are full)

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 21:57:42

<<twirls>>

I kinda like this one

WorraLiberty Sun 07-Oct-12 21:58:48

I believe the Fuck Ferrets and Tit Turtles are our future

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

WorraLiberty Sun 07-Oct-12 21:59:17

HotPink grin

Talking of badgers and arses, I'm thinking of stocking up on this to encourage DH to shit at work, rather than coming home and stinking out the entire house.

AIBU?

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 22:00:17

Did you all see what Chaos did in AIBU? Wankbadgers and Cuntrabbits are nothing on that shock

I'm going for a lie down.

maddening Sun 07-Oct-12 22:01:17

Polecats are dirty by nature

WorraLiberty Sun 07-Oct-12 22:01:27
HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:01:34

cake UADNBU

You don't hear cock monkey so much either these days

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 22:02:26

YANBU in any way cake grin
I need some of that with added ground glass for our bathroom which is, even as we speak, in lockdown and unfit for entry without breathing gear!

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 22:03:56

<<<loves worra's idea too!!>>>

Worra grin

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:05:22

Mind you we can't hear poor old cock monkey for a reason, its not like he can exactly whistle.

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 22:07:18

Worra, that might reduce the, frankly, ridiculous amount of loo paper my teenagers manage to use on a daily basis.

Oh dear, HotPink [snigger]

Oi! Don't you know we have a thread for this kind of behavior!

You soggy biscuit! (Dare you to google that...)

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:08:40

Where's Chaos'seseeses's thread Maryz?

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:11:50

found it. No wnder you're annoyed grin

WorraLiberty Sun 07-Oct-12 22:21:47

I've stocked up already Mary grin

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sun 07-Oct-12 22:26:56

Tossers

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:30:35

the monkeys doing that

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sun 07-Oct-12 22:35:59

Ffs HotPink that's a diy blow job

<shakes head at lack of sex knowledge>

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:40:16

sex?

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sun 07-Oct-12 23:13:34

Flex? flex? yes m'dear the kettles got a flex.

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